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Joined 01-24-10, id: 2230007, Profile Updated: 01-31-12
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

I am a 27 year old who is happily married to my high school sweetheart. We have three beautiful boys, and my husband is the love of my life. He fuels my Twilight fire by being supportive and has even tried his hand at some Twi-parodies (check him out on FF under the tag: Sovereignvision). What can I say? I lubs the hubs!!

Twilight consumes me in every way and my ultimate weakness is ExB crackfic. I am constantly glued to my computer reading wonderfully crafted fanfics.

Please take a peek at my favorite lists. These are the best of the best that I have read so far, and I thoroughly look forward to finding more fics that rock my world!!


Follow me on Twitter @twicrack83


*~*Witness Protection*~*

Witness Protection has been nom'd for BEST CARLISLE at The Sunflower Awards!! Please show him some love if you're so inclined! Vote here!

I am happy to announce I have completed my first fic. YAY! I really hope you enjoy my take on the Twilight world! Please review and tell me what you think!

My fic is also over at Twilighted, The Writer's Coffee Shop Library, and MyVampFiction if you wanna check me out over there.

Witness Protection was featured over on the Twilight Awards in the under the radar section! Yippee!!

Under the Radar: Witness Protection

Under the Radar Banner

There is also a forum on Twilighted for the occasional WP banter if you so please.

And, the amazing Readergoof made a banner for me!!! What an awesome girlie!


*~*Dating in the Dark*~*

Check out my newest story here, GiggleSnortFiles, MyVampFiction, Twilighted, or TWCSL. I will post chapter links here as well to display pics for your enjoyment! Drop me a review and let me know what you think! ;) M

Stop by the DitD forum at GSF and show me some love!

Check out the DitD video made by angeleyes1uk1! Too awesome for words!

Here is the banner for DitD! Readergoof gets all the creative credit... she's crazy amazing!! Thanks, sweets!!

Dating in the Dark was featured on TheTwilightAwards.com in their Under the Radar section!!!

Here is the nifty banner they gave me!

Chapter 1:

Bella, our goalie

Chapter2:

Emmett as Dinger

Edward, our danseur


At this time, I am not accepting requests to have my stories translated. Thank you.


Happy reading!! ;)

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Cocktails at Eclipse by twilightladies reviews
What is she still doing here? They shouldn't be together anymore—she should be gone. She's persistent—I'll give her that—digging her claws in so we can't get near them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 186,767 - Reviews: 1341 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 820 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Complete
Full Circle by JenRar reviews
Edward left Bella in New Moon to keep her safe. Not all monsters are immortal, and fate usually gets its way, no matter how hard you fight it. Rated M for language, lemons, and adult situations. Not your typical "Bella has a baby" story. Meaning, no half-vampire babies. AU after New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 104,288 - Reviews: 2192 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 1/11/2012 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
Unrequited by Perry Maxwell reviews
AH, BPOV: Edward left Bella almost a year ago, upending her whole world. What happens when Bella receives a phone call that just might shatter it? "Wait, Alice…Edward is dying?" I choked out.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 106,836 - Reviews: 4579 - Favs: 3,349 - Follows: 2,940 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One Night by araeo reviews
...in the life of the living dead. Take a peek into the life of this most elusive species – the new parent. Watch as they navigate an extremely rare night out without their offspring. Can they survive a night of misbehaving babysitters, portly cops, and the monotony of married life? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,775 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
More Than My Own Life by wynndsong reviews
It has been seven years, a fairy tale come true. But all fairy tales have to end somewhere. Or do they? This fairy tale is only just getting started if Nessie has anything to say about it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,906 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Cellar by iambeagle reviews
Boy meets Girl. Girl's friend throws up on Boy's shoes. A story about wannabe hipsters, awkward moments, and soul mates.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 49,262 - Reviews: 4213 - Favs: 3,157 - Follows: 1,952 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Who Says You Can't Have It All by phoenix fan1 reviews
Edward can't stand that Bella has to sacrifice so much to marry him and become a vampire. He is determined to find a way to give her everything she never knew she always wanted. AU/OOC/canon pairings. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,836 - Reviews: 1426 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Edward, Bella
Take What You Want by purelyamuse reviews
Based on January 2012 witfit prompts. Though Bella's known Edward for years, they've just started hanging out. His crass, smelly boy self is not appealing, but his looks and charm are. How will she deal with her feelings for the gross, flirty boy?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,629 - Reviews: 2312 - Favs: 1,690 - Follows: 1,362 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Long Walk Home by lulabelle98 reviews
With World War One looming, can Edward and Bella's relationship survive? Set in Chicago, 1917. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Field of Love by sovereignvision reviews
Edward and Bella take their first-time tryst out into her dad's field, but where will their naughty behavior take them?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Work in Progress by araeo reviews
AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 281,655 - Reviews: 6712 - Favs: 6,265 - Follows: 3,659 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
War of the Roses by edwardandbellabelong2gether reviews
What do you do when you find out the one person who should never betray you...has? When Edward & Bella have trouble conceiving and he turns to someone else for comfort...will she ever be able to forgive him? AH Canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 164,927 - Reviews: 12524 - Favs: 3,358 - Follows: 1,994 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Untouchable by ElspethGordie reviews
Bella, broken and hurting, escapes to Phoenix for a new beginning, and to pick up the pieces from her destroyed life. How long until Bella's past catches up to her? AH, Canon pairings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 148,373 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
RPGs by Twilightzoner reviews
The continuation of Midnight Desire and ExB's, er, growth and explorations. The monster comes along on the journey, too! Mature Audiences Only.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,921 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 1,153 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella
Incubus Anomaly by elusivetwilight reviews
Incubus: a sex demon that visits women in the deep dark of the night. Edward relies on his special gifts to consume his prey. What happens when he meets the one woman immune to his unique abilities? M for dark lemons and dark themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,262 - Reviews: 6147 - Favs: 3,921 - Follows: 2,674 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
How to Win Back the Love of Your Existence by Missypooh reviews
It's 4 years after Edward leaves Bella. There are no werewolves. Bella & Jake were never more than friends. Bella has grown up, graduated from College, has a boyfriend & is moving back to Seattle to attend Law School when her path crosses Edward's. EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 124,122 - Reviews: 3600 - Favs: 2,137 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
That's What We Said by AwkwardYoga reviews
Two authors, one post-it note, no plans... Your guess is as good as ours. Rated M for language and...lemons? again, we have no clue where this is going, so...maybe?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,870 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5418 - Favs: 7,206 - Follows: 3,442 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Levi Lovin' by SuperstarNanna reviews
While on a school trip, Bella and her long-time crush Edward find themselves together in a tent on a very cold night. What happens when Edward gets his chance to help keep Bella warm? Fun With Your Clothes On contest entry. AH. Rated M for lemonade.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,884 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 91 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blood and Lust by AwesomeSauce76 reviews
Edward is having trouble balancing his urges for Bella's blood and Bella's body before the wedding. What started out as a simple "Practice Fic" has become a retelling of BD from EPOV that lets us see just how much he struggles for control at every turn.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 133,650 - Reviews: 1801 - Favs: 1,830 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Porn Star in Me by booboo.kitty2.0 reviews
AU/AH Just a bit of one shot fun written for Ninapolitan's FFFA on Twilighted. After years of secretly loving each other, will they finally find each other at a BBQ at Emmett & Rose's house? Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,652 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 63 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Friction is Awesome by booboo.kitty2.0 reviews
A little different, slightly more amusing... and unedited... look at the infamous leg hitch scene…sort of.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,103 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 131 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Bella, Edward
Consume Me by booboo.kitty2.0 reviews
A o/s written for the Fandom Gives Back auction winner, Mabarberella! Three years after her transformation in The Acclimation Diaries, Bella works with Edward on honing her new vampiric talents.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Acclimation Diaries by booboo.kitty2.0 reviews
All told from EPOV, The Acclimation Diaries chronicles Edward’s struggles with learning control & taking things 1 step at a time as he acclimates to Bella sexually in prep of their impending wedding night. Can he keep his desire in check or will his snap?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,700 - Reviews: 1144 - Favs: 1,493 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's Bad Day by booboo.kitty2.0 reviews
Love Through Lemons contest entry Bella's had a horrid day and Edward does his best to make it better. His VERY best ;- Just a bit 'o the smut AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Immortal Beloved by locqua reviews
Edward's perspective of his wedding day and maybe a little more , all in-canon. Written for the "Support Stacie" author auction winner.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,488 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Tragically Original Tale of Bella's Love Life by ladytransformed reviews
Follow Bella Swan, the glorified wallflower, who hates Edward Cullen, man-whore, at first sight but proceeds to enter a contrived relationship with him anyway. They soon find that they are soul mates and surprisingly so are their best friends! AH Parody.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,933 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Show Me by booboo.kitty2.0 reviews
An entry for *A Twilight Teasing Story Contest* Bella comes into her room, fresh from the shower, wrapped in only a towel, to find Edward lounging on her bed instead of out hunting like he's supposed to be. Slightly OOC Edward, but not too much.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,609 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 92 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Testing the Waters by booboo.kitty2.0 reviews
After talking with Carlisle, and with some insight from Alice, Edward thinks he and Bella should test the waters of their physical relationship before jumping in, head first, on their wedding night.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,880 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 78 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
While The Boys Are Away by locqua reviews
Edward gets plenty of grief from his brothers about his upcoming wedding night. Now it's Bella's turn - Rosalie & Alice style! Rated M for very mature adult situations - you've been warned! Nominated for "Best Comedy" at the Twilight Awards!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,510 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Heatwave by Ruby-Wednesday reviews
When an unexpected Heatwave hits Forks, it allows Edward and Bella to leave their problems behind and have some fun! Set between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,924 - Reviews: 4883 - Favs: 3,167 - Follows: 1,588 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
Boredom In Biology by whitereflections12 reviews
Set several years post-Breaking Dawn. After you've been through high school several times, biology starts to get really, really boring. And you start looking for other ways to spend the time... EdwardBella, of course.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 72 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Proposal by whitereflections12 reviews
It's time. Jacob is ready to propose to Nessie. That doesn't mean, though, that Edward is ready to let her go...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,225 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Pomme De Sang by Aspirenauthoress reviews
A more grown up Breaking Dawn. Bella and Edward become closer as the wedding nears. When she's finally changed she gains a power that helps her feed. Mixing themes from the Hamilton Vampire series. Not a crossover, AU. Very Mature, be warned!
Crossover - Twilight & Vampires - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 124,109 - Reviews: 1560 - Favs: 1,133 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Bella
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Dating in the Dark reviews
Two sets of quirky friends, one week in California, and one crazy game show. What could go wrong… or right? Hilarity and lemons ensue! Canon pairings/AH/OOC Rated M because I know you like it!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,077 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Bella, Edward
Witness Protection reviews
Rebel Bella has been shipped around the U.S. for years to different foster homes after being placed in Child Protective Services. What will happen when she is placed with uptight Edward and his family? AU/AH/OOC/adult language and lemons ensue!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 145,840 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete