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Author has written 6 stories for Bible, Super Smash Brothers, and Total War series.

I am not a human being having a spiritual experience. I am a spiritual being having a human experience.

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of I! nsanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!! Whee, insanity is FUN!

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Unconventional Tactics by weeatbabies reviews
Because the title "Avatar" is extremely misleading and Robin doesn't do a damned thing the same way we'd really want to. A series of one-shots.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,064 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 2/5
Fire Emblem Awakening - Invisible Ties by metallover reviews
When Robin wakes in the middle of a field with no memory of his past nothing could prepare him for the adventure that awaits. With the Prince of the kingdom of Ylisse Chrom and his faithful band of Shepherds, Robin rises from a humble tactician to one of the saviours of an entire world. A loose adaptation of Nintendo's Fire Emblem Awakening. Rated M for language and violence.
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 44 - Words: 388,356 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 8/27/2013 - [Avatar/Robin, Lucina] Chrom
Super Mario Bros: Swooper's Tale by DarkBonesHT reviews
The Mario Brothers are in for a surprise as Bowser obtains a new power source from a "friend" (according to Kamek) that has the power to destroy the Mushroom Kingdom and reducing it to rubble. Only aided by Remilia Scarlet and a few others, can the Super Mario Brothers stop Bowser and his new forces? It'll take time for the events to lead up to this.
Crossover - Mario & Touhou Project - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 35,391 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Mario, Luigi, Reisen U. I., Remilia S.
Asleep by Gone2GroundEX reviews
Everything has just gotten complicated.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 147,357 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Severa, OC, Emmeryn, Cynthia
How to be a Parent by Elyvern reviews
Life is more than saving the world or being a formidable warrior. It's a concept that Lucina has problems wrapping her head around. So what happens when she finds that she didn't just acquired a husband but also a child from the future? A story in a series of vignettes that explore Lucina's roles as wife and mother with Robin and Morgan.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,972 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 1/4 - [Avatar/Robin, Lucina] Morgan (Awakening)
Your Will, Not Mine by Archangel Samuel reviews
"When the time comes, you will watch. But you will do nothing." The angels struggle to follow their Master's orders, even if it means watching Him be tortured and killed before their very eyes. Young Samuel is tempted to disobey. A Crucifixion story from the angels' perspective.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,685 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 1/12 - Michael, Jesus
Fire Emblem: Reclamation by Trainer Naps reviews
A novelization. Jack is a strange man in a strange world. Somehow, he seems to remember people he's only just met upon waking up with amnesia and no idea of where he is or why he's there. Without warning he finds himself whisked into a conflict he has no part in, but the truth is far from that. Can our sarcastic tactician save this world? Or will it fade into darkness...? On hiatus
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,629 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Chrom, Lucina, OC
Sins of a Self Insert by re-vengeance0 reviews
A self insert that tells about the dangers of bandits, fanfiction clich├ęs, and Creative Writing courses. Events are changing, plots are shifting, and not for the better. The worst part? No reset function!
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,900 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Avatar/Robin, Chrom, Lissa, OC
Cerulean Heart by Vanayzan reviews
An altered telling of the Awakening story, starting from the siege of Valm's capital. Focus on Lucina/Avatar and their relationship throughout. Expect violence, a plot driven story, slightly altered canon and many sweet romantic scenes within.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,587 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Avatar/Robin, Lucina
True Grit by drunkdragon reviews
"You've run away for the right reason. And you can keep running. You can run on for a long, long time. But sooner or later, whether it is the Risen, Ylisse and its remaining Shepherds, or your own blade, you will be cut down. Now go, Robin, go do Naga's will."
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,121 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 9/29/2013 - [Cordelia, Avatar/Robin] Chrom - Complete
Hanging on the Wall by vylrael reviews
Centuries after the Hero of Time failed in his quest to save Hyrule, a young blonde finds an interesting relic in the Lost Woods.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Link, Majora's Mask - Complete
Hero of Dragons by Mark-Kris Robin reviews
The moon begins to fall towards the earth under the influence of the Majora's Mask. Again. Except this time, everything becomes more sinister than before, the new Link isn't that good of a fighter, and... Ylisse is the victim of this atrocity? And since when could a guy ride a pegasus and become a dragon while wearing one of the four masks?
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Link, Avatar/Robin, Morgan (Awakening)
Fire Emblem Awakening: What if? by kaito9049 reviews
A collection of "what if" stories from Fire Emblem 13 (Awakening). Characters might be a little OOC.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,924 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 5/4/2013
Time Matters Not by Gone2GroundEX reviews
Robin and Lucina's relationship, from reunion to marriage and beyond. Post-Game Spoilers and absurd amounts of fluff within. New Chapter: Meeting Morgan and the Five Rules. NEW CHAPTER: Morning after the wedding
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,479 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Avatar/Robin, Lucina, Morgan (Awakening)
Just a Normal Day in the Tactician's Life: SNAFU by Hollownerox reviews
The battle is over, Robin has struck the final blow that has denied the Fell Dragon's existence. However his efforts did not result in the end he had expected. Instead he was sent back into the past three years before he first met Chrom. Follow Robin in this tale as the world continues to show its love for his misery, along with his best friend... Grima? A.U
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,633 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Avatar/Robin, Grima
Sea of Broken Dreams by jschneids reviews
On the verge of escaping Rapture, Eleanor and Subject Delta are separated once more. In Rapture and on the surface, new enemies and allies abound, but who can be trusted? Can they survive to be reunited? Please review, some OC's.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 54 - Words: 139,799 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Delta, Eleanor L. - Complete
Brother, Where Are You? by 1Thunderfire reviews
Faced with the prospect of saving his captured brother, Luigi must delve into the dark mansion to find Mario. He must also be able to find the courage within himself to do so. Meanwhile, Mario must wait and hope that he will be freed by his brother...
Luigi's Mansion - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,915 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Complete
Between Dimensions by Missiletainn reviews
I, Alice, a tired high school student, have an unfortunate collision with a portal from the Outrealm Gate. I wind up floating on a piece of scrap metal in the middle of the Ylissean Ocean... Ah well, at least I get to miss that biology exam I didn't study for. Fire Emblem: Awakening self-insert. Rated T for language. I'm 100% avoiding becoming a Sue.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,306 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Avatar/Robin, Chrom, Lucina
Animal Antics by Vanayzan reviews
The adventures of Eli, the comically serious human alone in a town full of insane animals. Set in the game of New Leaf. Series of one shots with no real plot.
Animal Crossing - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/22/2013
Intervention by TimeFactor reviews
(Future Past/Future of Despair Adaption-Expansion) The Shepherds are summoned by Naga to save a world ravaged by the fell dragon, Grima. However, not everything goes as planned as few friends are separated and learn the reasons of how this world came to be.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 43,222 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Avatar/Robin, Chrom, Lucina, Morgan (Awakening) - Complete
Rightful King by Aemzso reviews
When Robin is found three years after Grima's defeat, he is informed by the Khans that he is next in line for the throne of the Theocracy of Plegia. Now, he struggles in making an important decision: go to Plegia and take the throne with his family as king, or stay with Chrom and his family in the Halidom of Ylisse as prince.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,294 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Avatar/Robin, Chrom, Lucina, Morgan (Awakening)
Fool of Fools by Gone2GroundEX reviews
One year after Grima's destruction, Alysa (F!Avatar) gets an unwelcome letter from Gangrel begging for help in restoring Plegia into something vaguely resembling an actual country. The constant backstabbing of Plegia's nobles, multiple cases of PTSD and doubts about Alysa's future don't exactly help either. WARNING: CH7 gets pretty intense. Thou have been warned.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,308 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Avatar/Robin, Gangrel
Heirs of Honor by Dark Seroph reviews
While The Wardens struggle to save the world, the people of Ferelden struggle just to make ends meet in a land that is torn by power-hungry leaders grasping at desperate straws and ravaged by an ancient horror that is best left in stories. In the chaos, three people who were never supposed to survive band together to make sense of their new world for vengeance, freedom and liberty.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 58 - Words: 259,208 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Cousland, Amell, Tabris, Mahariel - Complete
Mass Effect: Coda by jschneids reviews
Because we deserved a better ending. A real ending. One that shows the impact of our choices. Title lovingly ripped off from an absurdly long reddit rant by an understandably irate fan base. Let me know what you think in the reviews.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,066 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Shepard (M), Liara T'Soni
Satisfaction by Mhungo reviews
A man of honour is predictable. He has a code. There are rules of engagement. Corvo's enemies will learn to regret stripping it away from him.
Dishonored - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Corvo A.
Wobberjack! Book One: Skyrim's Tales of Sheogorath by Rioshisama reviews
It isn't everyday a Daedric God of Madness becomes Dragonborn- but with Jyggalag stripping his powers, he'll need every chance he gets to survive. Adventure! Romance! Cheese! Come, Heroes! To Skyrim!
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,168 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Sheogorath, Jyggalag
Behind Closed Doors by Moczo reviews
Returning home after a long battle, the girl known to the world at large only as 'King Arthur' seeks naught but a brief respite from her troubles. Alas, circumstances rarely cooperate...
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Saber - Complete
Super Smash Host ToD by TheFanOfNintendo reviews
Super smash Host full of ToD's, and humor!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,718 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Complete
Tactics of the Stones by Kaze-Kami-Ha reviews
He sought to be away from his past and his reputation. Yet he has been dragged into another war, in this world of Magvel. He is Elibe's finest tactician, leading the forces agianst Nergal. A Duke of War in a new land. A tactician in Magvel Story
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 115,255 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Tactician/Mark, Eirika
Call of Danmaku: Scarlet Ops by FushiaHome reviews
Captain Price and Soap travel to Gensokyo in order to evade U.S Forces. There they become entangled with the locals, namely the Scarlet variety. Things become worse when the U.S Forces show up in Gensokyo and learn about the spellcards.
Crossover - Call of Duty & Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/22/2011
Truth or Dare: Super Smash Bros Brawl by Zea900 reviews
Do you hate a certain character in Brawl and Marth's Final Smash on them over and over again isn't cutting it? Then torture them here! Rated T for language and sexual/totally gross themes.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 84,651 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 12/23/2008
Pikmin: A Different Destiny by Blind Kirby reviews
This is an alternate reality of Olimar's first crash, what could've happened had events played out differently. If you bother reading, please review. Rated T just in case I go a bit overboard in later chapters.
Pikmin - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,179 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 9/20/2007
Ghost Smashers! by Mr. KP reviews
When Mansion residents start complaining of paranormal activity and disappearing, Luigi knows that there's only one way to stop them, and recruits three fellow colleagues to get the job done, with the help of Dr. Egon Spengler and E. Gadd
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Luigi, Solid Snake
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The Modern Samaratian reviews
Love your enimies, pray for those who hate and seek to destroy you.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/11/2012
The Prodigal Son reviews
I simple I put on here after listening to "When God ran"
Bible - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Complete
In this sign, conquer
The fate of all mankind lies on Marcus' Shoulders.
Total War series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Published: 6/20/2011
Rudolph the Redneck Reindeer reviews
Crazy Hand gets a letter from his "redwrist" cousin!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Crazy Hand - Complete
Heaven or Hell reviews
which do you chose?
Bible - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12/19/2010
North Carolina Legends reviews
Legends from my state, I'll add a few more if you guys want.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Complete