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Author has written 6 stories for Bible, Super Smash Brothers, and Total War series.

I am not a human being having a spiritual experience. I am a spiritual being having a human experience.

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of I! nsanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!! Whee, insanity is FUN!

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Lucina Reacts! by ElfCollaborator reviews
Our loveable blue-haired adorably awesome princess discovers a magical book...of fanfiction. Hilarity (possibly) ensues! Rated T for shenanigans. Fire Emblem belongs to Nintendo. Chapter: Beach Episodes, Part 1! "I was just...concerned about the dress code of the beach, that was all." AU, OOC, OC, crossover warning, absolute crack. Part of the Greater Reactsverse.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 167,784 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 23h - Published: 11/6/2014 - [Avatar/Robin, Lucina] Chrom, Morgan
In The Ages Past by A Game of Fate reviews
Ages ago, man was full of dark. When one man stripped the darkness from humanity, he did so at great cost. Now, he awakens, only to find a world he doesn't recognize, populated by monsters born of the dark. At least his skill set is still useful, though. Company's pretty good too, even if they did break down the wall of his tomb.
Crossover - Dark Souls & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,900 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/27 - Published: 4/26
The Night Shift- A New Hope by Nyrandrea reviews
Everything was normal for Mike Schmidt. Well, as normal as it could get when four murderous animatronics were out for his blood every night. But when one of them finally realises that Mike is not, in fact, an endoskeleton, things take a turn and his 'normal' life takes on a dramatic change.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,999 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/27 - Published: 7/6 - Mike Schmidt, Freddy Fazbear, Bonnie, Foxy
From Dust to Ashes by The Ashen Lord reviews
From the ashes of Gwyn's age came a new age, the age of Darkness. The Chosen Undead had become the Dark Lord to bring the cycle of the curse to an end. He built a kingdom from the ashes and new soul arts were discovered along with hexes. The Dark Lord would use these new arts to craft a path through space and time to find a new home for his kingdom. That new home would be Remnant.
Crossover - Dark Souls & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,547 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/23 - Published: 6/21
Wasted by MasterOfThisGuise reviews
Potential consequences of heavy alcohol consumption: numerous health issues, doing stupid crap that you'll regret the next day, the dreaded hangover, and waking up in a video game world. Yeah, I kind of freaked out when I learned about that last one. Awakening SI.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 61 - Words: 225,372 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 9/27/2013
Pilgrims of the Asylum by Serpenti reviews
Well what have we here...? It would seem that the Asylum's pilgrim has made the most strangest choice. He had finally ended the cycle that Lordran had been under. Using the power of the first flame, he and his friends are whisked away from Lordran, to a whole new world with conflict much more different then their own. Rated T for violence and mild language.
Crossover - Fire Emblem & Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,665 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 3/5/2014 - Chrom, Avatar/Robin, Wanderer, Solaire of Astora
You Can't by XoToyChicaXo reviews
When Freddy wakes up in a bloody room with three other broken robots, things start getting strange. He learns of a mysterious murder and the ghosts that were left behind in their anger and betrayal. But what happens when a man in purple is found in the room at the end of the hall? What will Freddy discover? And what will happen to the ghosts that are caught in the middle of it all?
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 31 - Words: 78,780 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 6/6 - Freddy Fazbear, OC, The Puppet, Jeremy Fitzgerald - Complete
Fire Emblem Awakening - Future's End by metallover reviews
AU. The sequel to the adaptation-story Invisible Ties! Five years after the fall of Grima and the victory of the Shepherds, Robin and Lucina are once again thrust into danger. Only this time they and their allies face the very lives they strove to protect as wicked men grasp at forces far exceeding their reach and the heroes learn that Grima's taint is not yet gone from the world.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 84,119 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 12/11/2014 - [Avatar/Robin, Lucina] OC
The Real Trap: A Five Nights at Freddy's 3 Fanfiction by Stohne Rohse reviews
Imagine waking up in a strange place all alone with no memory of where or who you are. You've been asleep for almost 80 years. You thought you and your closest friends were dead. Marionette doesn't know what to think. But when his memories and old friends are awakened, he tries his best to defend them from the enemy that was with them all along. {DIFC}
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,287 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/11 - Published: 3/13 - The Puppet, Balloon Boy, Mangle, Springtrap
Cerulean Heart by Vanayzan reviews
An altered telling of the story of Fire Emblem Awakening story, with slight changes to canon and a focus on Robin and Lucina's relationship throughout. Expect detailed battles and sweet scenes within. P.S Recently resurrected story after long hiatus. Currently have plans to go back and re-edit early chapters to bring them up to the same quality as the later additions!
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 78,786 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 7/10 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Avatar/Robin, Lucina
What's it worth to you? by Archemedies reviews
One day Ruby comes across the proclaimed "Greatest cookie in the world" However, the only way to afford said cookie is to take a summer job as night guard in newly reopened Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria. Little does she know the horrors that await. (Finished)
Crossover - RWBY & Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,630 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 12/10/2014 - Ruby Rose, The Puppet - Complete
Robin: War Hero, Tactician, and Ladies manWait What? by DaBlazinAsian reviews
Chrom couldn't believe it. His normally reserved tactician is now trying to date the female shepards! What! Why is he acting like this? Why were the girls falling for it? Why did he actually put money in Gaius's betting pool? Rated T for Alcohol references.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,734 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 7/6 - Published: 1/23 - Avatar/Robin
Just Another Night at Fazbear's Fright by DeltaV reviews
Thirty years after the closure of the infamous Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, the local amusement park Adventure Park is ready to celebrate Halloween with the premiere of a brand new attraction: Fazbear's Fright. After searching for artifacts for years, they finally found something big... Rated T for "Precision F Strikes" and some other coarse language. Basically PG-13.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,506 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/6 - Published: 7/4
Smash Cut by thewhitepatch reviews
The Smashers need someone to manage their image and keep track of their affairs. Who better to do that then the one person who has experience dealing with strange people: Robin! Robin has to meet with each individual Smasher while living his own personal life among them. Is everything as it seems? Is there something bad coming for the Smashers? Robin hopes it's not his problem.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,989 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 10/11/2014 - [Robin (M), Lucina]
A Reward Long Overdue by Salvator Tepes reviews
30 years. 30 years is how long they suffered. Finally freed from the nightmare, they are reborn to regain what they have lost and live a new childhood with new friends. They will laugh, they will cry, they will bleed and they will smile. For this is their reward. In their new life in Remnant.
Crossover - RWBY & Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,539 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 3/21 - Freddy Fazbear, Chica, Bonnie, Foxy
Asleep by Gone2GroundEX reviews
You know what? Ever since I showed up here, I've had weird stuff happening on a timer. Every twenty minutes someone makes a dumb joke, every hour something I thought I understood changes drastically, and every month or so something goes catastrophically wrong. Honestly, at this point I'm just going with the flow. Awakening SI
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 67 - Words: 223,418 - Reviews: 1235 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Lucina, Cynthia, Emmeryn, OC
Springloaded by PortoSwitch reviews
[Reader insert] You're a safety inspector helping your two friends set up a haunted house based off of the mysteries and suspected murders at Fazbear's Pizza. After a remarkable discovery, the attraction now has one animatronic, but there may be more to the story than you thought as the night guards begin to disappear...and it's coming for you next.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,674 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 3/13 - OC, The Murderer, Springtrap
1-87: Homicide Investigation by JumpingBanana reviews
Officer Mike Schmidt is a paper pusher for the police station. But when the night guard at a local pizzeria is murdered, opportunity knocks on his door to get some field work. Will this case be more than he bargained for, costing him a great deal? Or will he solve the murder, and put the one responsible behind bars? (Short story, T for Violence and bloody scenes)
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,041 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 6/5
The Heavens Shall Tremble by Full-Paragon reviews
It has been seven years since the galaxy burned. Seven years of tenuous peace, while humanity and its allies rebuilt and the races of the Citadel purged their ranks of Indoctrinated. The galaxy hovers on the edge of a knife, the people once again cry for war. On the edge of the Terminus systems, darkness stirs. It is Harvest time. Sequel to And the Meek Shall Inherit the Galaxy.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 22 - Words: 94,018 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 1,129 - Updated: 6/14 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Garrus V., Liara T'Soni, Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M)
Diner Lovin' (FNAF fic) by rainbowthefox reviews
When Fredbear's Family Diner opened, Springtrap and Goldie were created to sing to families onstage during the day. The children watched them perform and they turned into a side show. When one of bots experiences a malfunction, they are then introduced to new animatronics that will change Fazbear Entertainment's future for the better. (Springtrap/Chica.)
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,500 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/11 - Published: 4/20 - Golden Freddy, Springtrap
Preserving Honor by limadude120 reviews
"Corvo, you fascinate me. You had the opportunity to exact vengeance on those who wronged you, but instead, you chose justice. I wonder... If you had the chance to save the Empire, save Emily, and most importantly, save the Empress, what would you do? Well now is your chance, though you'll have to do it without my help this time around... This should make for good entertainment."
Dishonored - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,342 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/9 - Published: 1/9 - [Corvo A., Jessamine K.] Emily K.
Not So Scary - Springtrap X OC by Aero Warriors reviews
"Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life." Or so the location seemed. For a young trainee working for Fazbear's Fright named Renata Turance, this place may not seem so sunshine-and-lollipops. And another thing: They've found one. A real one. Rated K for moderate language.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/9 - Published: 6/4 - OC, Springtrap
The Mortal's Guardian: Michael's Story by DScribbleF reviews
Michael is a hardworking Celestrian, a guardian of the mortal race, with a sense of humor. When a catastrophe strikes his home and launches him into the village he is supposed to protect, he finds an adventure that no one could have ever foreseen with a strange group of friends. He's thrilled.
Dragon Quest Series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,437 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/3 - Published: 4/12/2014 - The Hero, OC
Animal Antics by Vanayzan reviews
The adventures of Eli, the comically serious human alone in a town full of insane animals. Set in the game of New Leaf. Series of one shots with no real plot.
Animal Crossing - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,676 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 6/22/2013
Then Sing We All, Both Great And Small by Archangel Samuel reviews
Michael, Gabriel, and Raphael are the only angels entrusted with the knowledge their Father's holy plan. For the sake of humanity, they are charged to protect a young girl who will soon give birth to the Son of God. The Nativity from the angels' perspective.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 11/24/2014
Soul Bound by XxDarkSilverDragonxX reviews
When the gang and Crona head out to investigate recent disappearances at the restaurant Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, the four meisters go missing. Five years later, it is up to the weapons to figure out the mysteries of this restaurant, where night guards frequently disappear, and where the animatronics seem possessed. It may seem creepy, but what the weapons find out is much scarier.
Crossover - Soul Eater & Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,877 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 11/22/2014
Welcome to our Puragtory by BravenBattler reviews
The legacy of Mike Schmidt, before and after his grizzly fate, and his new life and legacy amoungst the animatronics. (There may be three categories: Horror, Hurt/Comfort, and eventual Romance... maybe... Romance will take place of Hurt/Comfort if it begins.) Follow the tale of Mike, as he tries to survive the job from hell, and to avoid his gruesome demise... since, IT'S ME!
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 8,214 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/17 - Published: 12/2/2014 - Mike Schmidt, Golden Freddy, OC, The Puppet
Defying Fate by CloudyLightning reviews
AU-ish. After a fateful encounter by the river with his sister, everything changes rather drastically for Robin. Losing the only people closest to him in a second, Robin ends up in the care of the Exalt, Emmeryn. From there, he grew up with Chrom and taught himself to be a tactician that Chrom could count on. With his frail body, that's all he could do.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,613 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/13 - Published: 11/3/2014 - Avatar/Robin, Chrom, Frederick, Lissa
Those Who Survive by Colon Capital D reviews
Many inattentive guards have been stuffed into animatronic suits at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria by Freddy and his friends over the years. But this doesn't always mean an instant death sentence for some people. Mike Schmidt is one of those people.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 17,691 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 11/28/2014 - Mike Schmidt, OC
How to be a Parent by Elyvern reviews
Life is more than witnessing a world fall to ruins while racing to prevent the same from befalling the past. Lucina never realised that going back in time would give her a future she thought lost to her. But how would she make a family work when all she knows is war? A story of Lucina's trials as wife and mother to Robin and Morgan.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 106,373 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 1/4/2014 - [Avatar/Robin, Lucina] Morgan, Tharja
The Souls of Heroes by LD 1449 reviews
There is never only one change. There are always many changes. Because one thing will change another. It will affect something more. Ripples through time. Irrelevant to some, disastrous to others. There can never be only one change Emiya Shirou. There will always be consequences.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Demon's Souls - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 133,704 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Shirō E.
Yes, But It's a Female Zombie by Cyberweasel89 reviews
Ever wished you could watch a curvy female zombie fight monsters with the aid of a prettyboy necromantic wizard, jerkass vampire ninja, and naked loli girl? Introducing: Kore wa Zombi Desu ka?/Is This a Zombie?: The partial genderswap version! Rated T for nudity, violence, and language. Skip the prologue if you don't want to hear the author explain herself. Mixes anime and manga.
Kore wa Zombie Desu ka?/これはゾンビですか? - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,179 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 4/20 - Ayumu A., Eucliwood H./Yuu, Haruna, Seraphim
Just Another Night at Freddy's: The Golden Years by DeltaV reviews
A collection of one-shots set before the murders and the Bite. A nice little side project when it's too hectic to work on one of the nights. Also where I plan on putting holiday specials! Nothing too dark here, so expect some pretty happy tales! Rated T for "language you wouldn't use in front of Grandma." Mostly done for humor. PG-13, y'all.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,348 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 10/7/2014 - Freddy Fazbear, Chica, Bonnie, Foxy
RWBY Let's Play! by God Emperor Penguin reviews
The shopkeep of 'From Dust Till Dawn', in appreciation of Ruby's efforts in thwarting the robbery, lets her select any game from his newly opened video game shop. She plays only the finest games but some games are too scary for her to finish alone... little does she know she lives in the presence of a horror game master.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,709 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 10/4/2014 - Ruby Rose, Jaune Arc
Curiousity of a Night Guard 3 by AK1028 reviews
30 years after the last time Mike was at the pizza place... 30 years after Mike said farewell to the animantronics... 30 years, a new threat arises in our group... Mike's daughter, Olivia, and Izzy's son, Ethan, are now the night guards at the old place. But, are they dealing with one animantronic...or all of them? Please read and review! And always think outside of the box!
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,650 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 3/4 - Mike Schmidt, Phone Guy, Jeremy Fitzgerald, Springtrap - Complete
Resurrection by redfirerose reviews
Freddy Fazbear's Is a pit of problems and bad history, But it's still a business, with plenty of people (and animatronics) depending on it's continued success. We all have reasons for coming back each night, and sometimes all it takes is a small breath of life to bring back what was thought to be gone forever.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,788 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 11/30/2014 - [Foxy, OC] Mike Schmidt, Freddy Fazbear
Old Ghosts by The First Flame reviews
Two worlds come to an end, and during this time they collide. With it, two people. One with no hope, and one with too much. A Dragon Age: Origins and Dark Souls crossover.
Crossover - Dragon Age & Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,343 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Alistair, Tabris, Pyromancer
Pikmin Interludes by Zerodius reviews
Between Olimar's second journey and the Koppaites' arrival, the Pikmin deal with the aftermath of their war with the Titan Dweevil and his minions alongside with the prospect of having to survive once more without outside assistance. This is a serie of individual scenes taking place during this time period of PNF-404's history.
Pikmin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 52,287 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 1/13
Vengeful Souls of Metal by TheHedgehogAttorneyAssassin reviews
You work as the new security guard in Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. New models have been built for the restaurant and they seem very friendly. This job seems nice, but as the week progresses, strange events take place and the older models try to disturb the peace in the restaurant. Will you able to survive Five Nights at Freddy's? Slight romance (Male Reader X Female Toy Bonnie)COMPLETE!
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,177 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 12/14/2014 - [OC, Toy Bonnie] Toy Chica, Toy Freddy - Complete
Five Nights at What? by chromodynamic reviews
After spending five nights of his life in a haunted Pizzeria trying to not get killed, Mike Schmidt is looking for a new job. Luckily, he finds it, and it's ironically quite similar in nature to his first job. Let's just say that Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria isn't the only restaurant with animatronics...
Crossover - Vocaloid & Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,928 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Miku H., Gakupo K./Gackpoid, Mayu, Mike Schmidt
Graveyard Shift by Teacup Countess reviews
Mike Schmidt recently got a job at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. However, something from his past lurks within the halls. That something has been dying to see him again.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,337 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 11/4/2014 - Complete
Employee of the Year by Dead Decoy reviews
Mike finds himself alone in the pizzeria when Freddy and the other robots must undergo a system diagnostic that leaves them offline for a full 24 hours. However, the underpaid guard's night to himself brings about something far darker than a motley band of misfit metal mascots.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,609 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 10/27/2014 - Mike Schmidt, Foxy, Freddy Fazbear, Chica
Fire Emblem Awakening - Invisible Ties by metallover reviews
AU. When Robin wakes in the middle of a field with no memory of his past nothing could prepare him for the adventure that awaits. With the Prince of the kingdom of Ylisse Chrom and his faithful band of Shepherds, Robin rises from a humble tactician to one of the saviours of the world. A loose (very loose) adaptation of Nintendo's latest Fire Emblem game - Awakening.
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 67 - Words: 671,751 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 8/27/2013 - [Avatar/Robin, Lucina] Chrom, Morgan - Complete
FEA: Pyromania by guardsmansparky reviews
When a closeted pyromaniac finds himself in Ylisse, he decides to just set fire to everything that moves. First Self insert. SI, T for cussing and some sexual comments.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,036 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/13/2014 - Published: 11/8/2014 - OC, Chrom, Avatar/Robin
Fazursa 2 by The Energy Core reviews
Sequel to "One Last Night" that was a prequel to "Last Day at Freddy's" by Biskoff. Ruby gets a job as the night-watch at the newly re-opened Freddy Fazursa's, but of course, malfunctions and the such leads to not only the new robots, but the old ones as well out for her blood. Can she survive, or will she just be another kid in a suit? Rated T for... it's Five Night's At Freddy's.
Crossover - RWBY & Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,972 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 11/2/2014 - Ruby Rose, Jaune Arc, Chica, Bonnie
A Tactician's Story by MasterHamsters reviews
After facing Grima Robin has become discontent with his monotonous life. A single bachelor among married couples. Once he gets the invitation to join Smash Bros, he becomes ecstatic. Follow Robin's daily life in the Smash family while meets new friends and slowly begin to realize his feelings for a certain Ylissean princess. (M!Robin/Lucina) Friendships: M!Robin/F!Robin Robin/Shulk
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,561 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 11/9/2014 - [Robin (M), Lucina] Robin (F), Shulk
Crazy's Pick by Dapper Dee VI reviews
Annoyed that Master Hand didn't let him choose the newcomers, Crazy Hand invites his own. After the first few chapters, I will accept requests, (only of chapter content, not new characters) but there is a story arc in progress. Updates every weekend!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,215 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 9/5/2014 - Master Hand, Crazy Hand
Your Will, Not Mine by Archangel Samuel reviews
"When the time comes, you will watch. But you will do nothing." The angels struggle to follow their Master's orders, even if it means watching Him be tortured and killed before their very eyes. Young Samuel is tempted to disobey. The Easter Story from the angels' perspective.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,706 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Jesus, Michael - Complete
Time Matters Not by Gone2GroundEX reviews
Robin and Lucina's relationship, from reunion to marriage and beyond. Post-Game Spoilers and absurd amounts of fluff within. IT HAS RISEN FROM THE ABYSS OF TIME
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,615 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Avatar/Robin, Lucina, Morgan
Just Another Night at Freddy's: Night Four: Parental Supervision by DeltaV reviews
After dealing with the events of Night Three, night guard Mike Schmidt and his animatronic friends live's are finally starting to slow down. Until Mike's parents decide to visit Mike while he's on duty. Rated T for "when you're older" language, and future possible spookiness. PG-13.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,638 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 10/10/2014 - Complete
Curiosity of a Night Guard by AK1028 reviews
I know what you are thinking. Why? Why on earth did I return to this damned place if I knew that the animantronics were going to kill me? Well, you know the old saying: curiosity killed the cat. Guess I'm the cat... (POV of Mike on Night 5 and a few theories of my own rolled into one story. Please read and review! And always think outside of the box!)
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,001 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 9/14/2014 - [Mike Schmidt, OC] Freddy Fazbear, Foxy - Complete
The love that conquered the Outrealms by Lana Bloodmoon reviews
A what if story, When two Avatars, whose lives are equal in nearly every way meet, what happens? Lucina has just confronted both of them in their own worlds and the other Shepherds, except Chrom, want them dead. Could they fix their broken bonds together, and perhaps even find love along the way?
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,852 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 8/15/2014 - Avatar/Robin, Morgan
Unwritten by Tsuna 4 Cn4s reviews
A tactician with hidden memories of both past and future; a prince armed with frustration and anger; their roads were destined to be hard, but the addition of two young heroes might make things impossible. Retelling of Fire Emblem: Awakening. Not a self-insert.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,941 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Avatar/Robin
Fire Emblem: Reclamation by Trainer Naps reviews
A novelization. Jack is a strange man in a strange world. Somehow, he seems to remember people he's only just met upon waking up with amnesia and no idea of where he is or why he's there. Without warning he finds himself whisked into a conflict he has no part in, but the truth is far from that. Can our sarcastic tactician save this world? Or will it fade into darkness...?
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,934 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 10/30/2013 - [Lucina, OC] Chrom
Unconventional Tactics by weeatbabies reviews
Because the title "Avatar" is extremely misleading and Robin doesn't do a damned thing the same way we'd really want to. A series of one-shots.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,342 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 5/7/2014 - Published: 2/5/2014
Super Mario Bros: Swooper's Tale by DarkBonesHT reviews
The Mario Brothers are in for a surprise as Bowser obtains a new power source from a "friend" (according to Kamek) that has the power to destroy the Mushroom Kingdom and reducing it to rubble. Only aided by Remilia Scarlet and a few others, can the Super Mario Brothers stop Bowser and his new forces? It'll take time for the events to lead up to this.
Crossover - Mario & Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 37,888 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/6/2014 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Mario, Luigi, Reisen U. I., Remilia S. - Complete
Fire Emblem Awakening: What if? by kaito9049 reviews
A collection of "what if" stories from Fire Emblem 13 (Awakening). Characters might be a little OOC.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,415 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/21/2014 - Published: 5/4/2013
True Grit by drunkdragon reviews
"You've run away for the right reason. And you can keep running. You can run on for a long, long time. But sooner or later, whether it is the Risen, Ylisse and its remaining Shepherds, or your own blade, you will be cut down. Now go, Robin, go do Naga's will."
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,108 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 9/29/2013 - [Cordelia, Avatar/Robin] Chrom - Complete
Hanging on the Wall by vylrael reviews
Centuries after the Hero of Time failed in his quest to save Hyrule, a young blonde finds an interesting relic in the Lost Woods.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Link, Majora's Mask - Complete
Praise the Little Sun Dragon by ShirowShirow reviews
Yang Xiao Long finds herself in Lordran, and with a lot of questions she isn't getting answers to.
Crossover - Dark Souls & RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,292 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 66 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Yang Xiao Long
Just a Normal Day in the Tactician's Life: SNAFU by Hollownerox reviews
The battle is over, Robin has struck the final blow that has denied the Fell Dragon's existence. However his efforts did not result in the end he had expected. Instead he was sent back into the past three years before he first met Chrom. Follow Robin in this tale as the world continues to show its love for his misery, along with his best friend... Grima? A.U
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,947 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Avatar/Robin, Grima
Sea of Broken Dreams by jschneids reviews
On the verge of escaping Rapture, Eleanor and Subject Delta are separated once more. In Rapture and on the surface, new enemies and allies abound, but who can be trusted? Can they survive to be reunited? Please review, some OC's.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 54 - Words: 139,799 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Delta, Eleanor L. - Complete
Brother, Where Are You? by 1Thunderfire reviews
Faced with the prospect of saving his captured brother, Luigi must delve into the dark mansion to find Mario. He must also be able to find the courage within himself to do so. Meanwhile, Mario must wait and hope that he will be freed by his brother...
Luigi's Mansion - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,915 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Complete
Between Dimensions by Missiletainn reviews
I, Alice, a tired high school student, have an unfortunate collision with a portal from the Outrealm Gate. I wind up floating on a piece of scrap metal in the middle of the Ylissean Ocean... Ah well, at least I get to miss that biology exam I didn't study for. Fire Emblem: Awakening self-insert. Rated T for language. I'm 100% avoiding becoming a Sue.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,306 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Avatar/Robin, Chrom, Lucina
Heart of the Dark by Crimsonberzerker reviews
The barrier sealing away an ancient kingdom has come undone, with waves of madness spreading out from it. Death City's top Meisters are sent to investigate. What they find is a world far different and more terrifying than anything they've encountered. But even in the darkest of places, there are others there to help brave it to find the light.
Crossover - Soul Eater & Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,098 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 9/11/2012
Intervention by DivergenceCatalyst reviews
(Future Past/Future of Despair Adaption-Expansion) The Shepherds are summoned by Naga to save a world ravaged by the fell dragon, Grima. However, not everything goes as planned as few friends are separated and learn the reasons of how this world came to be.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 43,222 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Avatar/Robin, Chrom, Lucina, Morgan - Complete
Rightful King by Aemzso reviews
When Robin is found three years after Grima's defeat, he is informed by the Khans that he is next in line for the throne of the Theocracy of Plegia. Now, he struggles in making an important decision: go to Plegia and take the throne with his family as king, or stay with Chrom and his family in the Halidom of Ylisse as prince.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,294 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Avatar/Robin, Chrom, Lucina, Morgan
Fool of Fools by Gone2GroundEX reviews
One year after Grima's destruction, Alysa (F!Avatar) gets an unwelcome letter from Gangrel begging for help in restoring Plegia into something vaguely resembling an actual country. The constant backstabbing of Plegia's nobles, multiple cases of PTSD and doubts about Alysa's future don't exactly help either. WARNING: CH7 gets pretty intense. Thou have been warned.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,308 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Avatar/Robin, Gangrel
Heirs of Honor by Dark Seroph reviews
While The Wardens struggle to save the world, the people of Ferelden struggle just to make ends meet in a land that is torn by power-hungry leaders grasping at desperate straws and ravaged by an ancient horror that is best left in stories. In the chaos, three people who were never supposed to survive band together to make sense of their new world for vengeance, freedom and liberty.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 58 - Words: 259,208 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Cousland, Amell, Tabris, Mahariel - Complete
Mass Effect: Coda by jschneids reviews
Because we deserved a better ending. A real ending. One that shows the impact of our choices. Title lovingly ripped off from an absurdly long reddit rant by an understandably irate fan base. Let me know what you think in the reviews.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,066 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Shepard (M), Liara T'Soni
Satisfaction by Mhungo reviews
A man of honour is predictable. He has a code. There are rules of engagement. Corvo's enemies will learn to regret stripping it away from him.
Dishonored - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Corvo A.
Wobberjack! Book One: Skyrim's Tales of Sheogorath by Paradox Dreams reviews
It isn't everyday a Daedric God of Madness becomes Dragonborn- but with Jyggalag stripping his powers, he'll need every chance he gets to survive. Adventure! Romance! Cheese! Come, Heroes! To Skyrim!
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,168 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Sheogorath, Jyggalag
Behind Closed Doors by Moczo reviews
Returning home after a long battle, the girl known to the world at large only as 'King Arthur' seeks naught but a brief respite from her troubles. Alas, circumstances rarely cooperate...
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 48 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Saber - Complete
Super Smash Host ToD by TheFanOfNintendo reviews
Super smash Host full of ToD's, and humor!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,718 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Complete
Tactics of the Stones by Kaze-Kami-Ha reviews
He sought to be away from his past and his reputation. Yet he has been dragged into another war, in this world of Magvel. He is Elibe's finest tactician, leading the forces agianst Nergal. A Duke of War in a new land. A tactician in Magvel Story
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 115,255 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Tactician/Mark, Eirika
Call of Danmaku: Scarlet Ops by FushiaHome reviews
Captain Price and Soap travel to Gensokyo in order to evade U.S Forces. There they become entangled with the locals, namely the Scarlet variety. Things become worse when the U.S Forces show up in Gensokyo and learn about the spellcards.
Crossover - Call of Duty & Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/22/2011
Truth or Dare: Super Smash Bros Brawl by Zea900 reviews
Do you hate a certain character in Brawl and Marth's Final Smash on them over and over again isn't cutting it? Then torture them here! Rated T for language and sexual/totally gross themes.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 84,651 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 12/23/2008
A Madman's Guide to Soul Judging by iverniler reviews
Can't decide who to send where while playing the game? Never fear! Mike the angel and Malacoda the demon are here to help, using their inside information to solve your philosophical dilemma! Warning: Contents may be volatile.
Dante's Inferno - Rated: T - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 43 - Words: 16,907 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Complete
Pikmin: A Different Destiny by Blind Kirby reviews
This is an alternate reality of Olimar's first crash, what could've happened had events played out differently. If you bother reading, please review. Rated T just in case I go a bit overboard in later chapters.
Pikmin - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,179 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 9/20/2007
Ghost Smashers! by Mr. KP reviews
When Mansion residents start complaining of paranormal activity and disappearing, Luigi knows that there's only one way to stop them, and recruits three fellow colleagues to get the job done, with the help of Dr. Egon Spengler and E. Gadd
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Luigi, Solid Snake
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The Modern Samaratian reviews
Love your enimies, pray for those who hate and seek to destroy you.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/11/2012
The Prodigal Son reviews
I simple I put on here after listening to "When God ran"
Bible - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Complete
In this sign, conquer
The fate of all mankind lies on Marcus' Shoulders.
Total War series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Published: 6/20/2011
Rudolph the Redneck Reindeer reviews
Crazy Hand gets a letter from his "redwrist" cousin!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Crazy Hand - Complete
Heaven or Hell reviews
which do you chose?
Bible - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12/19/2010
North Carolina Legends reviews
Legends from my state, I'll add a few more if you guys want.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Complete