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HELLOOOO FELLOW HOMO SAPIENS

I'm not going to tell you my name because you might be some sort of pedo dude with no life who will send me letters saying:" I know who you are little girl" and that crap.

I am the no-nonsense-stick-to-the-original-book-and-HATE-LOATHE-DETESTE-NON-CANON-PAIRINGS

SO I'M SORRY BUT WHOEVER OUT THERE WHO HAS MADE A BELLAXEMMETT OR BELLAXJASPER OR EDWARDXALICE OR ALICEXBELLA (YEAH WHO WOULD DO THAT)

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FOR MY SANITY.

OR OTHER ODD ANNOYING PAIRINGS ARE FANGXIGGY ARTEMISXHOLLY

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OH AND IN CASE UR WONDERING, my fav authors thing, they are all good, MK MArie IS AWESOME and i love her stories, they reduce me to a pile of giggles. myboyfriendedwardsparkles HAS LIK STORIES FOR LIKE FUN and LAUGHTER and i'm in the process of readin tinaababy's stories and they are good, so yeah. I felt i should tell you guys, cuz, for some ppl, they hav loads of fav authors, bu you dont know who to go to.

MK Marie--FOr lovey dovey long stories that are AWESOME

myboyfriendedwardsparkles--FUNFUNFUN LAUGHTER not really serious BUT AWESOME

tinaababy--?! BUT STILL GOOD

T ON ALWAYS HAVING URL'S TO THE OUTFIT.

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10 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen:

10. Tell him only to address you in a cute English accent.

9.Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.

8.Ask if blondes really do have more fun.

7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.

6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.

5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.

4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? Love thy enemy to death?

3. Leap out from behind the desk in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.

2.Call him McSteamy or McDreamy.

And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?

1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”

10 Ways to Annoy Jasper Hale:

10. Beg him not to eat you.

9. Inform him that he seems to be the “depressed” Cullen.

8. Go up to him, look him in the eye and ask if he is hungry.

7.Spell his name with two “a”’s (Jaspar) and call him JasparCullen. When he objects, saying his name is Jasper Hale, wave your hand at him and tell him all that blood must havegone to his brain.

6. Tell him only girls feel emotions. Then giggle and run away.

5. Dress up in a cape and fangs and leap out in front of him when he is least expecting it, proclaiming you have come to suck his blood.

4. Send out waves of lust and see how he reacts.

3. When he gets too close made your fingers into the sign of the cross and cry, “The power of Christ compels you!”.

2. Splatter red paint all over his and Alice’s room and videotape his reaction.

And the Number One way to annoy Jasper Hale?

1. Whenever he says anything, snap to attention, shout “Sir, yes sir!” and salute, army style.

10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen:

10. Sing “Discovery Channel” by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.

9.Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.

8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically pedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.

7. Ask how Tanya is.

6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”

5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.

4. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”

3.Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.

2.Whenever he leaves a room or says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg himnot to go, not again.

And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?

1.Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” by Madonna.

10 ways to annoy Emmett Cullen:

10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.

9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.

8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.

7. Try to stab him through the heart with a stake.

6.Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.

5. Inquire as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.

4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.

3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that jeep.

2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles

And the Number One way to annoy Emmet Cullen?

1.When he denies the abovetow claims, respondwith "That's not what Rosalie saaaaaid!"

10 ways to annoy Alice Cullen:

10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to "Jump for them."

9. Tell her if she were just a few centimeters shorter she could legally be a midget.

8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever you can.

7. Tie her up in a straight jacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.

6. When you go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan "I'm melting."

5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.

4.When she gets a vision, ask if her "spidey senses" are tingling

3. Trip her and ask her if she saw it coming.

2. Ask her what you will be doing in five minutes every ten minutes.

And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?

1.E-mail her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.

10 ways to annoy Bella Swan:

10. Ask about Eric.

9. Ask about Mike.

8. Ask about Jacob.

7. Ask about Edward.

6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the white pages she looked for fake fan boys.

5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.

4.Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her... happy.

3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong and, she should stop with her weird fetishes.

2. Tell her we all know the real reason she married Edward- the honeymoon.

And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?

1. Tell her that you and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her you are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Video tape the reaction.

10 Ways to Annoy Rosalie Hale:

10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.

9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.

8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”

7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.

6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”

5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.

4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie said Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.

3.Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.

2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.

And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?

1.Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” by The Police. When she asks why the hell you did it, say that she reminds you of Roxanne.

10 Ways to Annoy Esme Cullen:

10.Let it slip what Carlisle really does during his night shifts at the hospital, with all of the pretty nurses.

9. Tell her all about the names of your future children, when you want to have them, what genders you want them to be, etc.

8. Ask her if her hair looks like caramel, does it taste like caramel?

7.Politely ask if Carlisle asks her to dress up as “Nurse Naughty” in the bedroom and if he demands she calls him “Doctor Dreamy”

6.Tell her that Carlisle is much too old for her, and that he is clearly a cradle-snatcher or phedophile.

5. Take a chunk of her hair, put it in a blender with milk and hand back the final product, claiming it’s a caramel milkshake.

4.Tell her what the nurses at the hospital really think of Carlisle – then smudge lipstick on Carlisle’s shirt collar and spray him with perfume. Laugh loudly when Esme notices, and videotape the reaction.

3.Ask if she likes Carlisle’s cute little English accent. When she says she loves everything about Carlisle, call her an “uncultured swine” and storm off.

2. Inquire as to how she jumped off a cliff and survived. When she can’t answer, ask if she is secretly Batman.

And the Number One way to annoy Esme Cullen?

1.Anonymously send her a package of baby clothing in the mail.

10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black:

10. Never use English around him – instead, bark.

9. Call him a space heater.

8. Tell him that dogs make good pets, not good partners.

7.Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet.

6. Inform him that real men sparkle.

5. Walk up to him and claim you have imprinted. Say you love him and demand his paw in marriage.

4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesn’t find him hot.

3. Inquire as to how Leah is… and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella.

2. Ask him if he likes to do things… doggy style.

And the Number One way to annoy Jacob Black?

1. Make him a day-by-day flip calendar, counting down the amount of time Bella will remain human.

R.I.P Dobby, A Free Elf

I hope he is well, and knows how he influenced us all.

R.I.P Sirius Black

I hope he found his place back with James, and Lily.

R.I.P Albus Dumbledore

I hope he found his way back to his mother, father, and Sister, Arianna.

R.I.P Remus Lupin, & Nymphodora Tonks

I hope that they are together living happily.

R.I.P Fred Weasley

I hope he is well, and spreading smiles across those with him.

R.I.P Irina Denali

I hope she is happily living with her mother.

100 Things I Learned From High School Musical - HELLZ YEAH I DESPISEEEE HSM LIKE WTF IS IT, HERES TO ALL YOU TROY AND GABRIELLA H8ERS!!!

1) High school cafeterias are vast and spacious — leaving plenty of room to spontaniously break into song and dance — and are in no way packed, crowded or uncomfortable
2) It’s completely acceptable for the female drama teacher to walk into the guys locker room where her young male students are showering.
3) A white, 5-foot-9 junior is the best high school basketball player in the state of New Mexico.
4) Creme brulee is a creamy custard that is totally satisfying
5) There’s only one fat person at East High School
6) All Troy could remember was pink jelly
7) In school hallways they put up really big posters of the most popular guy in school so that obsessed girls can sing to it
It’s okay to practice incest if you’re acting
9) Students at East High are allowed to work with chemicals unsupervised.
10) Troy’s shower head is very impressed
11) Everyone has a secret, and they have practiced to tell everyone in perfect harmony… while dancing.
12) That girl is named Gabriella, and she is very nice.
13) Kelsi has a magic piano: it not only plays piano but it plays guitar, drums and bass too
14) Lucas is NOT gay… even though he dances, sings, hangs out with his girly sister, wears pink hats, and stares at sweaty basketball players because Disney does not promote homosexuality
15) The hottest gossip is that the new girl and baskeball captain are auditioning for a musical, and that is in no way a euphemism for having sex.
16) In high school, you only have class once a day and it’s only about 10 minutes long. For the rest of the day you can sing, dance, play basketball, make/foil plans, and hide out in secret gardens as much as you want.
17) While alone in her bedroom, they sing. No sex? Really?
18) No one in the ENTIRE school has ever told Sharpay to shut the fuck up. How is that possible?
19) Gabriella and Troy are ‘breaking free’. They are also soaring, flying, and there isn’t a star in heaven that they can’t reach.
20) You can name a kid in the 21st century “Sharpay”
21) Detention is only 15 minutes long… and a boy named Chad will need you to help him countdown the minutes, as he sadly cannot count that high.
22) It’s always good to get extra credit…for college.
23) No one cusses at East High
23) Gabriella can’t have people staring her… she really can’t.
25) Parents do not teach their children that it’s okay to be yourself, only pop songs can do that.
26) Singing and dancing in the hallways is outstandingly normal
27) Playing the cello is very similar to operating a saw.
28) No emos, cutters, or illegal janitors.
29) Gabriella feels AND looks like a girl.
30) Having opera stars’ pictures in your refrigerator helps you lose weight.
31) Kelsi can teach you every note, pitch, and word to a song just by singing the first two lines for you.
32) People are doing stuff, stuff that isn’t their stuff.
33) The second equation should read 16 over pi.
34) Troy doesn’t know that “scared” means the same thing as “afraid”
35) There is only ONE Gabriella Montez on the entire World Wide Web.
36) Ain’t nothin wrong with a basketball playing brother who likes to bake.
37) If you’re the new kid in school, no one is allowed to look at you
38) If you audition for a school play, you send the entire school into pandemonium
39) Chad can make Troy say things.
40) The jazz square is a crowd favorite. EVERYONE loves a jazz square.
41) Even though you’ve only sung to your showerhead you will know how to sing harmony in karaoke.
42) Mountain lions are cute, but you don’t pet them.
43) Some high schools only have 5 adults on campus. That’s how they get away with dancing in the halls.
44) Troy is not just a guy.
45) Apparently the winter musical only requires two cast members.
46) When you’re in love with a stranger, you can memorize lyrics at the drop of a hat
47) Corbin Bleu is pretty much white.
48) If you’re a stressed jock, you need only to go to the school gardens and sing… nobody will find you or pick on you.
49) It’s hard to believe, that I couldn’t see, you were always right beside me!
50) Ryan really wants to meet Ashton Kutcher
51) No one said anything about leotards.
52) If you love a girl enough, breaking and entering into her room is not considered a problem.
53) No one on the basketball team is good at math.
54) Ladders can appear out of nowhere.
55) Chad tried to tell him, he REALLY tried.
56) Sharpay is allowed to have a pink locker while everyone else is stuck with an ugly beige one.
57) Troy rides the bus to school even though his dad works there
58) You can bet, there’s nothing but net, when Zeke is in the zone and on a roll.
59) If you’re gay, you dont know what g-o-d-r-a-m-a-c-l-u-b-! spells
60) If you’re heart has been broken by the most popular guy in school, your locker can open automatically - no combination necessary.
61) Where’s Gabby’s dad!?
62) Warning bells can be easily mistaken for cell phones.
63) Yes, Troy, you ARE going left.
64) You can have a laptop and a webcam pointing at a person ready to record them and they would NEVER notice
65) It’s better to hear it from Mrs. Darbus now than from your friends later
66) You can go to Kelsi’s house for breakfast and she has a piano.
67) By taking off your lab coat, the red ribbon in your hair can turn pink.
68) Only fat girls like to pop, lock and drop it.
69) You are allowed to cover your microphone with tacky sequins as long as youre the most popular girl in school
70) All stage fright can be cured by the saying “Like kindergarten”
71) What the heck are those two doing in a tree?!
72) You WILL stick to the status quo or everyone will sing to you until everyone else confesses
73) Gabriella loves pi.
74) Troy’s watch is imaginary, but he looks at it anyways and always knows what the time is.
75) Cheerleaders speak a different language than other human beings.
76) Students in high school don’t need backpacks… or books for that matter
77) No one finds it weird that you’re singing a sexual song to your brother/sister
78) It takes Gabriella’s mom and Troy’s dad forever to walk to an auditorium.
79) Throwing basketballs at trees is apparently great for stress relief
80) If you climb up to a chicks balcony that hates you and start singing to her, she will fall back in love with you.
81) People keep outfits in their lockers just in case someone spills nachos on them
82) The pregnant teacher stands corrected.
83) If you wear pink and have blonde hair, you are automatically a malevolent popular girl.
84) All fathers with sons in sports are oblivious to their sons’s other needs and desires.
85) Teachers from different departments always hate each other.
86) Chad has some pretty awesome shirts.
87) Troy is very slow (Come on! Not even ONE kiss?)
88) If you make good cookies, people fall in love with you.
89) A high school can produce 17 musicals in a span of two years
90) It is possible for the random girl you met at a ski lodge at New Year’s to coincidentally move to your school and become your girlfriend
91) Singing absolves a person of any bad thing they’ve done.
92) An entire school’s network can be crippled by the push of a bottom (Taylor must be a really good hacker.)
93) Chili cheese fries and milk are a substantial meal.
94) Interperative dancing is a sign that there is something mentally wrong with you and must see a counselor
95) All practical rules of time and space are lost when Troy and Gabriella hide.
96) The very best way to condemn your friend for singing is to break out into a song yourself
97) If you take your hat off and reveal luscious locks of brown hair you’re instantly beautiful.
98) Gabriella always plans ahead thats how she’s able instantneously change into a semi formal dress and heels for a basketball game.
99) You dont mind linking arms with the school bitch that you hate as long as its the final dance number of the movie.
100) When the entire East High School student body is decked out in red and white, Troy and Gabriella always seem to be in blue. Until the finale when they finally catch on.

AH- All Human- used in fanfictions where there are supernatural characters, but instead the characters are all human EX: No vampires in Twilight

A/N- Author's Note- when the author wants to explain something; usually in bold EX: Look Below

AR- Alternate Reality- world is the some but the basic (canon) facts are different EX: Harry never goes to Hogwarts

AT- Alternate Timeline- takes place in a different time

AU- Alternate Universe- world is different EX: No magic in Harry Potter

Canon- the accepted "official" material itself, and a concept or detail promoted by the original work and/or in accepted "official" material; the regular work; the same as the original story

Collab- Collaboration- fanfic written by several authors working together

Cross-over- the characters from two different stories interact EX: Twilight and Harry Potter

Dark- plots about death, violence, betrayal, or loss

Hiatus: a break or interruption in the continuity of work; put on hold

IC- In Character- the behavior of characters by what's written of them

Lemons- containing sex or sexual advances

Mary Sue- a fictional character with overly idealized and hackneyed mannerisms, lacking noteworthy flaws, and primarily functioning as wish-fulfillment fantasies for their authors or readers

OC- Original Character- a character created by the author; the author owns that character

OOC- Out Of Character- referring to behavior of a canon character

OTT- Over The Top

POV- Point Of View- the perspective in which the story is written EX: Ron's POV or Bella's POV

RPF- Real Person Fanfiction- a fanfiction written about a real people EX: Robert Pattison

R&R- Read and Review- self explanatory

SI- Self-Insert- the author writes himself into the story

Songfic- the author uses an existing song lyrics to generate the theme of the story EX: You Belong With Me

Fluff- a cute and humorous fiction that has nothing more than cute "fluff"

Micellaneous

She said that she wanted to get high - He took her to the tallest hill in town.
She said that she wanted to stay up all night & drink - He gave her a 12 pack of caffeinated pepsi & said "Drink up"
She said that she wanted to shoot herself - He gave her a water gun, put her finger on the trigger & aimed it at her face.
She said that she wanted to cut herself up - He took a picture of her, handed it to her along with scissors & had her cut it up.
She said that she wanted to see her blood - He took her to get her ears pierced.
She said that she wanted to cry herself to sleep - He had her watch a sad romantic movie before bed.
She said that she wanted to be alone - He gave her a name tag that sad "My Name Is: ALONE."
She said that she wanted to have someone there to take care of her, always - He asked when he wasn't.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Read this "HATE letter". It is so funny and creative. This is a loveletter from a boy to a girl... However, the girl's father does not like him and want them stop their relationship...and so..the boy wrote this letter to the girl..he knows that the girl's father will definitely read this letter..

1 "The great love that I have for you
2 is gone, and I find my dislike for you
3 grows every day. When I see you,
4 I do not even like your face;
5 the one thing that I want to do is to
6 look at other girls. I never wanted to
7 marry you. Our last conversation
8 was very boring and has not
9 made me look forward to seeing you again.
10 You think only of yourself.
11 If we were married, I know that I would find
12 life very difficult, and I would have no
13 pleasure in living with you. I have a heart
14 to give, but it is not something that
15 I want to give to you. No one is more
16 foolish and selfish than you, and you are not
17 able to care for me and help me.
18 I sincerely want you to understand that
19 I speak the truth. You will do me a favor
20 if you think this is the end. Do not try
21 to answer this. Your letters are full of
22 things that do not interest me. You have no
23 true love for me. Good-bye! Believe me,
24 I do not care for you. Please do not think that
25 I am still your boyfriend."

So bad!! However, before handing over the letter to the girl, the boy told the girl to "READ BETWEEN THE LINES", meaning-only to read 1.3.5.7.9.11.13.15.17.19.21.23.25. (Odd Numbers) So..Please try reading it again! It's so smart & sweet... :)

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Twilight Quiz:

Favourite Character? Jane

Favourite Vampire? Alice

Second Favourite Vampire? Emmett

Favourite Werewolf? Seth.

Favourite Book? Twilight

Least Favourite Book? AGh, Breaking Dawn or New moon.

Favourite Quote - Twilight? "'What a sick, masochistic lion" Seriously in the movie RObpatzy looked like a rapist.

Favourite Quote - New Moon? "OCTOBER NOVEMBER DECEMBER JANUARY FEBURARY etc etc" lol seriously. Why. WHYYYY WHYYYYYYYY.

Favourite Quote - Eclipse? "Fell down again Bella?" "Nope, punched a werewolf in the face." BWAHAHAHHAHAHAH lol emmett cracks meh up.

Favourite Quote - Breaking Dawn? "The pain...was bewildering" BEWILDERING. SERIOUSLY?

Favourite Film? Film as in of the movies so far. New Moon...cuz Taylor Lautner is hot. Twilight was a gay pain in my bottocks and i havent seen eclipse yet neither do i want to.

Edward or Bella? Edward.

Bella or Rosalie? Rosalie. Bella is so annoying. love OOC.

Rosalie or Alice? Alice.

Alice or Esme? Alice.

Esme or Carlisle? Esme. cuz carlizzle is such a yoda. find the will edward FIND IT DAMN YOU.

Carlisle or Emmett? Emmett.

Emmett or Jasper? eh, ooo hard. cuz jasper is cool in the book with his cool hot battle scars, but emmett is just...funny. EMMETT

Edward or Emmett? Edward.

Edward or Jasper? Edward.

Alice or Emmett? Emmett.

Jacob or Seth? Seth.

Jacob or Paul? Jacob.

Paul or Embry? Embry.

Edward or Jacob? Edward.


1. What is your occupation? I'm a student.

2. What are you listening to right now? No Love - Eminem. KING MATHERS IS AWESOOME!!!

3. What was the last thing you ate? Ehm, those ginger snap type things you can get in IKea, here in good old China.

4. How is the weather right now? Pretty, damn hot. like the hot that is about to turn to rain cuz the air is full of dragonflies that just cant be good little buggies and stay in the air.

5. Favourite Drink? Coke

6. Favourite Sport? Handball...which isn't actually a sport, but i like throwing things. if not, golf. what a faggy sport. :O

7. Have you ever dyed your hair? Eh, once, as a young'n. i got brown streaks.

8. Do you wear contacts or glasses? Glasses.

9. Pets? BUDGARARIES awwww pretty bird and a cat, James. so, 2 birds: Patrick and green bird and James Balthasar.

10. What's your favourite T.V shows? How I met your mother, South Park, Glee, America's Next Top Model, Project Runway, Vampire Diaries (its not that bad, very complex)

11. What's your favourite films? Moulin Rouge, Paranormal Activity, The Lord of the Rings, Pride and Prejudice *Kierra Knightly( (CHARLES BINGLEY ROCKS MY WORLD HES SO SOCIALLY AWKARD), You know these questions I loath cuz there never is an answer.

12. What was the last movie you watched? Slappy and the Stinkers...it was showing on HBO...nothing else.

13. Favourite day of the year? May 23rd, cuz people are nice to me and my friends give me presents.

14. What do you do to vent anger? Nothing, it really isn't healthy...or i just snap a TV in half like Edward in New Moon...or i...just don't do anything.

15. Fall or Spring? Fall.

16. What's on the floor of your closet? A box...

17. Favourite Smell? Food...mmmm...

18. What inspires you? Um...the fact that someday, i will be old enough to make my own decisions. XP not really

19. What are you afraid of? The dark. tehehe i know i know

20. Favourite car? Porsche orrrrrrr BMW

21. Where are you? My bedroom.

22. Look up, now look back, what did you see? Um...Wall...wall. what were you expecting Twilight and HSM posters all over them, pfffffff as IF. thats gay. sorry majority of FAnfiction out there.

23. Stand up, close your eyes, spin around three times, open your eyes, what do you see? My Mirror

24. What's your personality like? AWESOME.

25. Who do you have a crush on? No one.

26. You have a million dollars, what do you do? Donate half and save the rest.

27. Grab the closest thing to you, what is it? A broken hair tie...

28. What are you eating/ drinking right now? is this a trick question? ok, um my spit and i think i just ate my rubber band.

29. Get a book, flick to page 57, line 19, and word 9. What does it say? I picked some book from a box calleddd "Prep"...guess what that's about, the word is "Presence." oooo suspense.

30. Have a conversation with the closest person beside you, other than yourself. Yeahhhhh, talking to a sheep isn't very healthy...

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. i no this isn't actually true but i got scared. :P

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Illegal Contact by Jen733 reviews
Edward Masen is a 29 year old former NFL football player, now coaching high school football in Forks. He leads a quiet life until he meets a woman that will change his life forever. What's been missing from his life may be right in front of him. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,822 - Reviews: 13388 - Favs: 7,524 - Follows: 4,492 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
My Best Friends Kid by 5t4c3y reviews
Edward Cullen and Bella Swan are best friends. They've went through everything together. Divorcing Parents, Psychotic teachers, Bitter Break-ups, and now something that neither ever thought would happen...Parent hood! Full Summary Inside ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 133,371 - Reviews: 4465 - Favs: 2,299 - Follows: 1,737 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
God Love Her by Lynyrd Lionheart reviews
Bella is the police chief's perfect daughter. Edward is the surgeon's delinquent son. When Bella catches her boyfriend cheating on her, she throws all caution to the wind and hops on the back of Edward's motorcycle for the ride of her life. All Human *Now Complete*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 92,037 - Reviews: 3107 - Favs: 3,455 - Follows: 2,923 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Diary Of A Young Vampire by Psycholips reviews
Alice finds the diaries of Edward's childhood friend & sweetheart Bella. He doesn't remember her though. The Cullens read Bella's diary...What happens when a certain brunette appears in Forks? And Edward suddenly starts remembering everything about her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 37,575 - Reviews: 1807 - Favs: 1,179 - Follows: 1,067 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Edward, Bella
My Little Bride by lovesam reviews
AH/AU OOC. Bella and Edward are forced into an arranged marriage by a pact made by their grandfathers. can a high school girl and a college graduate make this marriage work or will high school crushes and unwanted attention get in the way? first fanfic
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,931 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
25 Letters Series: Broken Promises by hiileihawaiiangurl reviews
He's back. He's broken out of prison and is after her. And the only one that can help her emotionally, is the one who has completely forgotten her. Sequel to: It All Started With 25 Letters!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 50,309 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unknown Caller by AlwaysMyBella reviews
Seven year old Bella is home alone and hurts her finger. Having no one to call she dials a random number. Enter 8 year old Edward. Ten years of laughs, tears and friendship later, can it ever evolve into love? & is Edward closer then Bella thinks? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,973 - Reviews: 3095 - Favs: 1,895 - Follows: 1,980 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Wacky High School by LolittaDeath reviews
The Cullens are going to high school again. This time the students are doing more then just fantasizing about them. What will happen when the students try to hook up with Cullens? Can they keep them at bay while hiding their identities? E&B R&E A&J R&J
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 2/14/2009
After Breaking Dawn2 by letmesign172 reviews
A "happily-ever-after" is not easily achieved, especially not when you're a vampire prone to an ungodly amount of unfortunate bad luck. Bella and Edward are determined to get their happy ending, and keep themselves intact at the same time. Sequel to ABD.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 43 - Words: 156,537 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
All The Right Moves by laughdancebelieve reviews
He's the player. She's the dancer. When Bella arrives at her new school she quickly finds out it's like no other. But what happens when two totally different people are forced together? This would be something they would never forget... ALL-HUMAN COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 80,647 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hide and Seek by Erik's0Phan reviews
AH. When Bella's family are murdered she has no choice but to put her trust and her life into the hands of detective Carlisle Cullen. To keep her safe he takes her to his wealthy, bronze haired nephew. Can he protect her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 49,650 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
And the Winners Are by TheAppleofMyEyes reviews
There are two cliques at Forks High School, one has the football jocks and the slutty cheerleaders and the other has the other jocks and the dedicated cheerleaders. Edward Cullen and Bella Swan are the heads these two cliques...REST OF THE SUMMARY INSIDE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,108 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullens on Wife Swap by ThePurplePeopleEater reviews
Alice and Emmett enter the family on Wife Swap. What will happen when they trade mothers for 2 weeks? Can't be anything good..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,785 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 12/26/2009
Another Word for Lonely by ScarlingC reviews
Bella is the secret half-breed daughter of Aro. Disgusted with Volterra, she moves to Forks. Will the Cullen's accept her and her secret, or will Aro try to eliminate the only person Bella has ever loved, Edward? AU BxE Bella OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,627 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mike Newton the King of Embarrassment by Pistis Sophia reviews
Chronicles the life of Mike Newton, Jessica Stanley and occasionally Eric Yorkie and Tyler Crowley, from the very beginning of Twilight to beyond the Breaking Dawn chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 54,186 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Mike, Jessica
Golden Eyed Lover by AlexisS reviews
Alice Brandon is considered a freak in her hometown of Forks, Washington. What happens when her abusive mother makes her see a therapist for her "visions?" That therapist just so happens to be Jasper Hale, a vampire who thirsts for her blood.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,457 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Another Secret? by Yodelling causes heartburn reviews
Bella and Edward are blissfully happy after the events in New Moon, but what happens when Bella starts noticing something weird happening. Could it be that Edward has another secret? One Shot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Unwanted Arrangement by Greenfairyrose reviews
ON HISTAS, SORRY! Bella is being sent away to marry heir to the throne of England... Prince Edward. She believed the future is bleak, however, Edward might not be an Unwanted Arrangement.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 21,432 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Seeing Crimson by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Bella was kidnapped by the Volturi in Eclipse, and now she's a vampire with no memory of her human life and so powerful she can kill any. What happens when her new assignment is to recrute a certain mindreader and future seeing vampire?FULL SUMMARY INSIDE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,615 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 7/10/2009
Challenging Humanity by mehek18 reviews
Bella Swan is mute and new to Forks High School. Edward Cullen is the popular, but sweet, captain of the Varsity team. Bella hides away from attention, but what happens when she catches the eye of the captain and his friends? AH AU CANON. Now ALL EDITTED
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 119,696 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Little Miracles by BellaChristopher reviews
Bella and Edward are your average newly wed couple, but things are about to change. But when Edward gets drafted into the army, how will Bella cope, especially with a miracle or two on the way? Please R&R! All human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,196 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Dorm Ride by nightwings93 reviews
In order to escape her past, Max gets accepted to her college of choice. Only there's a catch: she has to live in the ALL BOYS dorm! What happens when she meets Fang, the pyrotwins Iggy&Gazzy, and a whole horde of other hot guys? All Human
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 141,577 - Reviews: 3608 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Complete
Off to War by Samantha Rennay reviews
B&E marry young.E decides to do what he thinks is right, by going off to war. Shortly after joining he's killed,leaving B&kids?How will B cope& Who's the familiar face, that just moved in next door? "Edward?" I asked in disbelief.A/H early ch,plz review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 37,001 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Bella, Edward
Wife Swap: Cullen vs Clyne by xocullen4everxo reviews
Emmett decides to sign up Esme for Wife Swap. What will happen when she switches places with a woman from Oregon? Will the Cullens like their new mommy?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,836 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009
Give Her Some Credit by kmwhyte reviews
Edward leaves Bella, like in New Moon, after they have sex. Bella gets pregnant and has Renesmee. Twenty Years Later, The Cullens start school at the same school as Renesmee. It's Complete! Sequel Up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 106,992 - Reviews: 2247 - Favs: 1,720 - Follows: 916 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Bella - Complete
Playing Mommy by MoonlitStares-03 reviews
Bella's having zero luck in job-hunting. But when little Renesmee mistakes her for being her long-lost mommy, her daddy Edward Cullen offers Bella money to pretend for a month. In this situation, can Bella act both mommy and wife?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,341 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Bella, Edward
Truth or Dare, Cullen Style by canadianfatcake reviews
Alice has a vision. It involves all of the Cullens. They are going to play TRUTH OR DARE. Not all of the members want to play; but in the end, they all shall enjoy it as Emmett is made gay, and Alice and Jasper's truth comes out. Funny. Some Bad Language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,223 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 12/29/2008
Renesmee's Childhood Story by BellaNessieCullen reviews
Set after Breaking Dawn, the Cullens are living happily, at first. Renesmee starts school but it seems the Volturi are after her again and they could come at anytime. Are the Cullen's going to be able to keep her safe? Mostly Bella and Renesmee's POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 94,430 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Hush Little Baby by Bexta03 reviews
Bella is an orphan. Her little sister Alice is adopted. She is alone and abused all the time. She meets the Cullens while in hospital. Will they finally bring the happiness she deserves? Or will her bad luck come back for her and her new family? AH OCC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 71,048 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Bella
Falling for a Superstar by DareToDream17 reviews
Bella is dragged along to see the famous Cullen Brothers in concert and even worse, meet them. Things do not go as she plans when she makes a big entrance and catches a certain superstar's eye. The arrogant superstar finally meets his match.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,245 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Princess and the Prophecy by Grace3 reviews
Char and Ella could not have known that their only daughter would have such a strange destiny... A lost princess, a mysterious youth, a mad fairy, a fumbling villain - and a gift that could change everything.
Ella Enchanted - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 95,141 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Complete
Temper Trip by JMFanficQueen reviews
Renesmee and Jacob have taken the role of 17 year olds at Lion Pride Private School but when things get serious between them, secrets are formed. When some of those secrets spill out, how far will Edward go to do what is he considers 'Right'.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 73,526 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Helpless by NobodyLikeMe reviews
Edward and Bella met in 1917. He was sixteen and she was a seven year old child with a shady past and a refusal to speak. After Edward is changed, is it possible that the seventeen year old shy Bella is his little girl of so many years ago?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,586 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Edward, Bella
Bite Me by bellaheartstwilight reviews
When Eward is forced to change Bella into to a Vampire her vampire powers make her a force to reckoned with and also one of the most powerful vampires on Earth. More interesting than it sounds. my first fanfic so please be nice. :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,667 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Tales of a Charming TruckNapper by Mk Marie reviews
Edward makes one memorable first impression! "Stop listening to my music, get off my cell phone, and bring back my truck!" I seethed. "Now!" Are first impressions really the most important? Let's hope not. AU-HUMAN. OOC. All canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,368 - Reviews: 5688 - Favs: 2,994 - Follows: 1,410 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Camera Shy by XO. Soleil Moon reviews
Edward's a well known photographer and Bella's a troubled stripper who's controlled by another who refuses to let her go. He thinks that she is every photographers dream. But what happens when Bella's problems catch up with them. ALL HUMAN! REVIEW! LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,744 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Edward, Bella
Boarding School Life by cleo1311 reviews
Bella is on her way to a boarding school where drama awaits her! Hearts broken! Lovers found! Secrets to be told! AND AND MUCH MUCH MORE! Don't own anything except the school! ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 46,872 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Trip for a Walk by AlkalineLeigh reviews
When Bella's best friend,Alice,enters her into America's Next TopModel, life may change for the better or worse. While Bella fights to be on top and actually get something out of life, she finds herself falling for one of the judges,Edward Masen.All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 56,631 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 12/26/2007
my bad boy's baby by miss.ashleyn reviews
all-human edward moves to forks where he meets bella swan, they instantly like each other. suddenly edward has to leave and bella is left pregnant. full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,706 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Edward, Bella
Hawaiian Paradise by XOXOemmett reviews
When Rose,Bella,&Alice graduate,their parents give them tickets to go to Hawaii for 3 weeks.On the other hand Edward,Emmett,&Jasper decide to go on vacation before they go to collage. What happens when 2 groups meet and maybe fall in love? ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,583 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009
Constellation by HappyCranberry reviews
Renesmee Cullen is 16 and starting high school for the first time. But the Cullens' quiet forever is complicated by the romantic tension between Nessie and Jacob, and a sinister puzzle with implications for the entire vampire world. Breaking Dawn sequel
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 92,570 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Tearless by riah cullen reviews
Edward never came back in New Moon. After he left Victoria changed Bella and the Volturi forced Bella to marry Lucca, Aros son. What Happens when fait brings Edward and Bella back together?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,093 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Bella, Edward
25 Letters Series: It Started With 25 Letters by hiileihawaiiangurl reviews
Bella just found out that she was the daughter of Charlie Swan not the abusive Phil Dwyer. She was forced into being a prostitute for Phil. She left to her REAL father, and the least expected thing happened to her, Boy Drama. All Human. Give it a chance!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 34,707 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just One of The Guys by TeamEdward15 reviews
all Human. Bella is attending a boarding school for the first time and its a long way from home. The good part: making new friends, no parents, and total freedom! The bad part: it’s an all boys school! How'd this happen, you ask? Read and find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,028 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
I pretend to care, he pretends he loves me by Carrie Swinton reviews
Bella Swan isn't your average 18 year old, she's also Peyton Steele, the popstar. After trouble in Hollywood means school in Forks, she falls for Edward Cullen. Except, Edward is in love with Peyton but hates Bella. How can this go wrong? AH. AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,561 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Midnight by futurecullen26 reviews
Edward and Jasper find a baby in the woods while hunting. They watch her grow up into a beautiful young girl. When she falls for the new boy, will the family be able to let her go? Especially when that boy is a vampire? Will Twilight repeat itself? COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 44,888 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Complete
His Greatest Wish by Sara Maher reviews
Edward has a wish that seems impossible to fill. Can Bella help her husband's dreams come true? Set after Breaking Dawn, cannon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,364 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Bella, Edward
How to skip class: Cullen Style by InMyOwnWords reviews
This is how the Cullens get out of that boring, tedious place we call school.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,717 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 8/4/2007
1810 by notnowgarrison reviews
Isabella Swan, princess of France, is the care-free, fun-loving girl. Prince Edward Cullen of England never knew much of life besides the law. When Princess Isabella bumps into him while on the run from her own wedding, these two are in for an adventure.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,212 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullens Back at Forks after some ah many years by Annette Lee reviews
The Cullens are back at Forks again. It's been years since they left. Edward braces himself for the thoughts, Emmett is all for pranks, Jasper just wants to get away from the school, while the girls are furious at the girls at school. Post Breaking Dawn..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 93,115 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Bella, Edward
For You in Full Bloom by Yukiru-4-eva reviews
After a terrible accident in Arizona, Bella moves to Forks to live with her father. To keep herself out of the dating scene, Bella decides to go as the brother she never had, but what will happen when she meets Edward? AH, Cannon Couples. Be nice, R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,775 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
17 years later by gottaxluvxdisneyxchannelx96 reviews
It's been 17 years since I became a vampire, and things have changed just too much. But the one thing that hasn't changed and never will is that I love Edward, and he loves me, too. - not a slash story, but it's written on Bella's and Nessie's POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,304 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie
Forbidden by satellite heart1707 reviews
Bella Swan faces the pain of being in the holocaust. The pain of her mother losing hope in her, and Alice getting sicker. Also, she faces the friendship of soldier Edward, who is different than the other soldiers.Summarys not good, but please give a try!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 49,986 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My White Picket Fence by SerenaCarter reviews
Bad-ass Celebrity Bella Swan proves to be too much for her mother-Hollywood's sweetheart-to handle, after being exiled from Hollywood to go live with her father in New York. Trouble arises along with a sexy bronze haired, green eyed neighbor. OOC AH Canon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,159 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Bella, Edward
the cullens come to england by LoisCullen'xo reviews
four years after bellas transformation and the cullens are in england. shows bellas first experience in high school since becoming a vampire, normal pairings obviously : read/review,
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,982 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Injustice by LabRats89 reviews
Edward was accused of raping and murdering his girlfriend the night of senior prom. Sentenced to death at the age of 19, his family is destroyed. Note: This is standing at as a one-shot, but if enough people want it continued, I will do so...Let me know!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Edward - Complete
Twilight On Crack by purple-panda95 reviews
What happens when vampires get drunk/high? Read to find out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 19,208 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 5/4/2009
88 Things The New Moon Movie Has Taught Us by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
New Moon? Not educational? YEAH RIGHT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010
I Thought Leaving Would Be Best by MoonlitStares-03 reviews
Bella wants to help but he keeps pushing her away. So the only alternative she thought of was break up with him and move on. She hoped he would do the same. But years later they meet again and confront each other. inspired by Sarah Dessen's LOCK and KEY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,066 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Princess of star by mysticmoon24 reviews
What happens when Bella looses her daughter in a crowd and finds her in the arms of Prince Edward? Watch as she faces her country, the world, and the paparazzi in this adventure! I got this idea from E.C. Cullen's story My Little Princess. ExB BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,861 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Just a Coincidence? by SerenaCarter reviews
A pregnant Bella-who doesn't know who the father is-moves to New Port,CA and meets Rosalie and Emmett McCarthy. Rosalie and Bella Open up a restaurant and Emmett works as a life guard.Years Later Bella hears word of a hot new lifeguard named Edward.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,789 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward
She is The Sunlight by jasperwillbiteme reviews
Jasper and Alice meet at a dorm and fall in love.Follow them as they face life's different challenges and fight for their love. Also includes Bella/Edward, Rosalie/Emmett. All human. College life at it's best!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 84 - Words: 116,175 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
lost moon by And I'll Set Fire To The Rain reviews
edward left, leaving bella behind and heart broken, victoria finds her and all bella wishes for is death, but will victoria give that to her. R&R COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,874 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Flirting Lessons by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH One Shot. “His voice was low and husky and delicious. “You can spill coffee on me whenever you want.” “I might take you up on that,” I said. “But your flirting is outrageously terrible.” "Do you want to teach me, then?"" Edward&Bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 72 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What If? by VampireloverD reviews
What if Jane and Alec weren't twins?What if they were triplets? what if their sister disappeared when they were burned? What if her name was Isabella?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Alec, Jane
A Very Special Prom That I'll Always Remember by FantasyWorld23 reviews
This is Bella's 3rd prom and she's not willing to go. But Edward persuades her to come because it's Nessie's first prom and he promises that it'll be very special. Bella agrees to go, but she doesn't realize how special this prom is until she gets there.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wife Swap: Cullen Family vs Smith Family by teamcullen1395 reviews
Okay, so I was reading some other wife swap stories and had an idea for one. First fanfic. let me know if it sucks or not. rated T just to be safe. Post BD w/ Renesmee and Jacob.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,636 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010
Dibs On The Girl by jewlzncoolz reviews
Edward: My 12 year old son & I are completely infatuated with the girl next door, aka Miss Bella Swan. With her dazzling smile & innocent blushes she has completely rendered the Cullen men whipped. My only problem is that my son has already called dibs.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,408 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Edward, Bella
Reassigned Identity by Mk Marie reviews
Bella Swan:Anti-marriage, bad dating record. Edward Cullen:CIA Agent with a dark past. After witnessing something traumatic Bella is put under witness protection where she must pose as "Agent Cullen's" wife. What could go wrong? Now that you've asked..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 117,548 - Reviews: 4794 - Favs: 4,108 - Follows: 1,471 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight meets The CliquexPost Breaking Dawn by vanillabean.yum reviews
The Cullens move to Westchester. Nessie goes to OCD and Jake goes to Briarwood. What will the Pretty Committee do to Nessie?Will Massie declare her as an LBR? or Pretty Committee potential? SAME PAIRINGS Please Review!
Crossover - Clique & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 63,434 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009
What Hurts The Most by CrystalBrooke reviews
AH. Edward sighed. "Maybe you're right. We should take a break...from each other...for a while..." He wouldn't look at me. He wouldn't take back what he had just said. B&E.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,733 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Totally Unexpected by xxxMishaxxx reviews
Post Breaking Dawn. The Cullens have gone to a new school and are as mysterious to the students there as always. Told from a student's POV in whom the Cullens suddenly have an interest. Normal Pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,082 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie
Breaking Dawn Sequel by Luvinlifee reviews
The Cullens return to Forks seven years later and they finally tell Charlie the truth. Jacob asks Renesmee a very important question. They also go to a new school. After Breaking Dawn. FINISHED
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 17,928 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
After Breaking Dawn by letmesign172 reviews
What would've happened if Stephenie Meyer kept going? Loosely relative to Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Marie Sullen by mz.edwardcullen95 reviews
Edward left Bella alone to carry and raise their daughter. What happens when Edwards senior Home Ec class makes him buddy up with a child from Kindergarten? "You dont know who ur Dad is?" "No, but I know he would love me...if he knew about me."
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Edward
Supernatural by Clear Plastic reviews
Bella talks to the dead. Or rather, the dead talk to her. She's the one that all ghosts go to when they need help to 'move on'. So what happens when she meets an exceedingly attractive ghost in her new home who, apparently, doesn't want her help?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,817 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
Forever & Always by plzbeminearchie1991 reviews
Cont. of 'You're on' Edward proposes to Bella, but everything goes horribly wrong on the big day & they take a break. Alice and Rosalie find Bella moping around & they go into full Girlify-Bella mode, trying to get her back in the groove full sum inside
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,042 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Edward, Bella
Princess Isabella Marie Swan or Cullen! by A Wannabe Cullen reviews
Bella is the princess of France. Edward is the prince of England. What happens when an arranged marriage forces Edward and Bella to live together? Goes up to their honeymoon. Will love bloom?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,428 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Unread Messages by xxsparklesnick reviews
Sequel to You Got Love! If Isabella Swan thought last year was crazy, she's about to be surprised. With Alice's baby on the way, a wayward best friend, visiting cousins and a boyfriend who seems determined to get a ring on her finger, what's a girl to do?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,095 - Reviews: 1797 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 1,283 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008
Renesmee's New Life by RavenclawVampire14 reviews
This takes place a few years after Breaking Dawn. Nessie and the Cullens moved to a new school in Maine. Deaths, lawsuits, and the almost secret revealing accurs. Rated T for swear words.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 22,554 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Youth, Caesar, and the Neverending Needles by ahemyywe150 reviews
Roommates at the age of 17. More like jail mates. And you don't fall in love in jail. Well, you do if your father's a suddenly hospitable cop who takes in a dangerously beautiful deliquent as a favor to said deliquent's father. All Human. Summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,073 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Finding Myself by maggiekb reviews
Edward leaves in New Moon not knowing Bella is pregnant. Bella befriends Tanya's coven and becomes a vampire. The story of what happens when Edward and the rest of Cullens come to Denali and meet Renesmee for the first time. READ & REVIEW PURTY PLEASE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,384 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8723 - Favs: 14,291 - Follows: 2,965 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Returning To Forks by EdwardCullen103476 reviews
based 150 years after Bella's change. SOME SPOILERs.When they return, everyone seems to know who they are..... Edward's POV. read and review. I've gotten lots of good reviews so far! LOVE IT.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,536 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
SPOONS! by fenwaymarley00 reviews
Lady Bella is the daughter of a lord. Edward is a prince. Edward and his brothers, Emmett and Jasper, are looking for brides. Can Bella, Alice, and Rosalie win the princes' hearts?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Blood Moon by Tori of Lorien reviews
Due to tragedy, Alice Brandon moved to Forks with an empty heart. But will a mysterious golden-eyed boy help her to become whole again, or be the death of her? Alice’s version of Twilight. Alice/Jasper, all normal pairings. Full summary inside. Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 143,898 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Maria by ahemyywe150 reviews
All human! Bella is aspiring towards her dream job but when a family crisis hits her, she has to adapt. This means getting a job as a babysitter for a cute little kid. Except there's one little snag: the kid's brother, Edward Cullen. BxE R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,004 - Reviews: 3018 - Favs: 2,592 - Follows: 1,364 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
You're on by plzbeminearchie1991 reviews
Alice is sick of Bella's tomboy ways, so they make a bet that Bella has to be a girly girl for an entire month. What will happen when her other best friend, Edward, suddenly takes a romantic interest in her? All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,236 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Choices by AlwaysMyBella reviews
Tess is forced to move to her old town, La Push, unaware that her childhood bully, Jacob Black will be living right across from her house. To make things more complicated, Jacob has imprinted on her and can't seem to stay away. HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,606 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Jacob, Edward
May I Have This Dance by Mk Marie reviews
Edward ends up asking Bella to the dance in Twilight and she does cancel because of her "inability to walk over a flat surface w/out tripping." What will Edward do? AU. Cute oneshot with tons of ExB Fluff. : FULL SUMMARY INSIDE
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Time for a change by Daughter'of'Demeter reviews
Bella swan and her Sister Rose are forced to attend a private school filled with rich snobby teens. Bella rooms with a girl name alice who quickly becomes her best friend. what happens when sexy edward gets into the picture? Better than it sounds!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,408 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Princes and Us by DazzledByEdward17 reviews
ALL HUMAN Bella, Alice and Rosalie are sisters, they go to a boarding school in Washington. Edward, Emmett and Jasper show up and turn out to be princes of england...see what happens! it's my first fanfic
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,290 - Reviews: 1358 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008
Beaches by edwardbella001 reviews
Edward and Bella met on the beach when they were four. Edward taught her how to ride a bike and Bella taught him how to tie a necktie. But when they get older, how come they have such a difficult time expressing their feelings for one another? All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,501 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kaleidoscope by lalalanerd reviews
Bella is a woman in New York City with a lot of debt and a strong dislike for the "Stupid pretty boys with their stupid money and stupid jobs". Will her attitude change upon meeting the mysterious and wealthy Edward Cullen? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 92,204 - Reviews: 1915 - Favs: 1,472 - Follows: 1,649 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 2/21/2008
Mistletoe Kisses by CrystalBrooke reviews
1Shot, AH, Funny. Charlie throws a 'hip' Christmas party, to Bella's mortification. Beatboxing and 2Pac...enough said. But who's the sexy guy, and why is he wearing such an atrocious snowman shirt? And who knew mistletoe could cause such a drama? B&E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,047 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Got Love! by xxsparklesnick reviews
Isabella Swan has been crushing on her best friend's brother, Edward Cullen, for a while and at the same time she can't stand him. Her online friend has been there for her through it all, but what happens when his identity is revealed? All Human, ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,288 - Reviews: 1907 - Favs: 1,840 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
Camp Wilderness by muggleinlove reviews
Bella has never had a boyfriend thanks to her protective brother Emmett. Edward has never found someone he could be with. What happens when they both become camp counselors for a summer. ALL HUMAN and Normal Pairings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 59,830 - Reviews: 3132 - Favs: 3,235 - Follows: 947 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
A Shakespeare Kind of Love by potterwoman reviews
Zoi was kidnapped as a child and given to a woman to raise her poorly. She was taught to hate the royal family--including Char and Ella. Until she falls in love with the prince... Sort of Romeo&Juliet. Sequel to Where Would I Hide Without the Mask?
Ella Enchanted - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,357 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/11/2004 - Published: 2/3/2004