Phantom Author TJ
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Joined 01-25-10, id: 2230538, Profile Updated: 04-12-10
Author has written 2 stories for Final Fantasy VII, and Vindictus.

Steve's Adventures

Story 1: Now this is a Crisis

Story 2: Now this is a Crisis 2: Return to the core


How Stereotypical

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile.

(BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I have DEPRESSION PROBLEMS, so I MUST JUST TALK ABOUT HOW LIFE IS AWFUL
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm a FOREIGNER, so I MUST BE STUPID

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER
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I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I WANTED TO KILL MYSELF ONCE, so I MUST be a loser

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Girls are like phones. They love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

You laugh because I'm different...
I laugh cause I just farted!

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer

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Digimon Trinity by Crazyeight reviews
The War is over, or so it is thought. For the Digidestined, life goes on, but with digimon emerging once more into the real world, the world will change once more. Divided they fall, but a new generation of heroes, the Tamers, will rise to unite against the new threat.
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 50 - Words: 178,109 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 2/21/2015 - Hikari Y./Kari K., Takeru T./TK, Takato M., Ruki M./Rika N.
Dark Father by JoieMaris reviews
Four years after ROTS, Vader is haunted by nightmares from the Force. His dreams lead him to two special children. AU.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 166,173 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 11/5/2014 - [Darth Vader, Padmé Amidala] Luke S., Leia O.
Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 182,779 - Reviews: 5212 - Favs: 9,111 - Follows: 11,099 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
Path of Choice by UnknownFigment reviews
Five years after RotS, Obi-Wan agrees to protect a young girl rescued from the Empire. Then protection becomes training, one student becomes two, and the galaxy is set on a different course. AU, pre-ANH.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 45,037 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Obi-Wan K., Mara Jade, Luke S.
Terrorism & Anarchy by VarianN reviews
Cloud's first thought on waking in the Shinra training grounds..."Where's the hidden camera?". What is one supposed to do when they find themselves inexplicably in the past? Become a terrorist four years early, of course. And look up a few old friends.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 129,044 - Reviews: 1450 - Favs: 3,312 - Follows: 3,458 - Updated: 12/26/2015 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Cloud S., Sephiroth, Zack F.
Sword Art One Half by brown phantom reviews
Aincrad, a world of ten thousand people. A world where a single sword can take you anywhere. A virtual world, a high tech game that was just supposed to be for fun. But now it's not a game. It's win or die for everyone, even Ranma and his friends.
Crossover - Ranma & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 94,320 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 12/22/2015 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Ranma, Akane, Kasumi, Shampoo
Neo's Leash by David Rose reviews
After the train incident was labeled a success by Cinder, Neo was given something very precious to her as a reward. After a run in with Team RWBY, Yang takes Neo's reward and in doing so reveals the lengths Neo is willing to go to retrieve something she needs.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,326 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 12/12/2015 - Published: 12/31/2014 - Ruby Rose, Blake Belladonna, Yang Xiao Long, Neo
Half-Baked Alaska by kb9vcn reviews
"RUBY! HOW could you SHIP your SISTER with the ENEMY?"
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/24/2015 - [Yang Xiao Long, Neo] - Complete
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Gundam Seed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,545 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/26/2015 - Published: 5/27/2015 - Cagalli Y. A., OC
Once More, With Feeling by Illusor Meaneld reviews
If you could start your life over, knowing how things could turn out, what would you do differently? Cloud is offered this chance, and tries to change the future, but he quickly discovers that fate and destiny play a high stakes game.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 46 - Words: 145,208 - Reviews: 2858 - Favs: 3,059 - Follows: 3,202 - Updated: 5/2/2015 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Into the Archives by skygawker reviews
After hearing the legend of Darth Plagueis the Wise from Palpatine, Anakin decides that his best chance to save Padme is to break into the restricted Holocron Vault of the Temple Archives to search for information about Plagueis. Predictably, all does not go according to plan. Revenge of the Sith AU.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,851 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 1,014 - Updated: 4/20/2015 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala
Kill is the New Kill by Badmitton reviews
Years after escaping her mother's vicious drug ring, Kiryuin Satsuki finds herself in prison for her past crimes. Her plan to peacefully serve out her time is destroyed, however, by the appearance of her cheeky, drug-running sister. Relationships that were once complicated are now downright dysfunctional, and things are sure to get out of hand. Ryuko la Satsuki. AU
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,590 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 1/9/2015 - Satsuki K., Ryuko M.
Legacy by RegenesisX reviews
With the help of Genesis Rhapsodos, Cloud Strife has been accepted into SOLDIER, but between rooming with his arch-nemesis, an instructor who hates him, and trying to discover which of his classmates is sabotaging him, living up to Genesis' legacy isn't going to be easy. Sequel to Making the Cut.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,621 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 3/12/2015 - Published: 7/11/2014 - Cloud S., Genesis R.
Another Chance by tatewaki2000 reviews
A needlessly complicated time-travel story of Ash Ketchum. Time-travel fic. Ash/Misty
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 66,238 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi
Dauntless by Allora Gale reviews
Lelouch had been quite happy with his life. Sure they were living in obscurity, but he and Nunnally were safe. All of that changes however, when his identity is revealed and Lelouch is forced back into the fold of the Imperial family.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 97 - Words: 664,806 - Reviews: 7108 - Favs: 4,372 - Follows: 3,900 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Lelouch L.
In Which Cloud Travels Back in Time (Again) by misminor reviews
You'd think that if Cloud was given another chance at life to fix everything that went wrong, he'd gladly take it. You're right. He did take it. And he was grateful for it too. The first 10 repeats, that is. Frankly, by his 30th life, Cloud no longer gave a damn. Fem!Cloud S/C Sephiroth/Cloud Time-Travel (writer previously known as "psychotic luv")
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,803 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Lelouch of Britannia by Cal reflector reviews
History often hinges on a moment. What if young Lelouch avoided the fate of exile and remained with the royal family? All roles become reversed. The tale of Lelouch's quest for power and vengeance as the Black Prince of the Empire.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 138,685 - Reviews: 2945 - Favs: 3,970 - Follows: 3,520 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Lelouch L.
Kingdom Hearts III:Trials of the Keyblade by Darius Almighty reviews
Join Sora in his new adventure, as he tries to stop the Keyblade War from consuming the worlds in darkness once again. Chapter 75: Battle of Disney Castle P1! R&R! Fic is now AU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 75 - Words: 545,869 - Reviews: 1537 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Sora
Once More with Feeling by Crazy-88 reviews
Third Impact AU. Shinji Ikari survives Third Impact only to find out that the end of everything is just the beginning...
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 277,351 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 1,496 - Follows: 1,388 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 8/20/2007
Unexpected Awakening by Rhiw reviews
AU. The life of General Kenobi is cut short at the hands of his Padawan, but the sight that greets his eyes upon awakening is not that of blinding light of the Force, but the Jedi Temple he knew when he was still a youth. Slow updates - no joke.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,845 - Reviews: 1828 - Favs: 2,445 - Follows: 2,685 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 10/4/2004 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J.
Naruto One Man Team by Ackdam reviews
After graduating from the academy, Naruto starts to reveal his true self. Won't everyone be surprised at what the 'demon' can do?...Powerful Naruto - NaruXHarem - Saku/Sasu/Kiba bashing - Rated M for language, violence and adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 431,868 - Reviews: 4062 - Favs: 7,358 - Follows: 6,249 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Sibling Revelry by frodogenic reviews
After Bespin and before Endor, Darth Vader is shocked to discover that Luke and Leia are twins. He's even more shocked when Imperial Intelligence reports that Organa and Skywalker are, erm, a tad closer than previously suspected. Humor, mild AU.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,524 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 1,109 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
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Why Does he Fight reviews
A oneshot which I might expand on if enough people like it. Lann goes off training but forgets to tell his mercenary partner Evie who then goes on the war path for him. Very slight small hints at LannXEvie
Vindictus - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011
Now this is a Crisis reviews
Steve Freeman is your average gamer, but what happens when he he is sucked into Crisis Core. Steve Freeman Soldier 2nd class is born, this my first story so bear with me.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Zack F.