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Joined 01-27-10, id: 2230912, Profile Updated: 10-10-11
Author has written 7 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hi. I'm known as Kam. I like to read and write, especially slash ;D I live in Newfoundland and I'm currently a full-time college student. It's tiring, but fun at the same time.

All my Hetalia stories are currently on indefinite hiatus. I may pick them up again. Maybe.

If you want to talk to me for any reason, then just send me a PM! I swear I won't bite . . . too hard. xP

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Giving In by Artificial Starlight reviews
Besides their climate, Canada and Russia didn't think they'd have anything in common; they didn't care enough to find out. However, during this meeting, perhaps they'll get a chance and hopefully the experience will change them for the better.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 307,379 - Reviews: 2755 - Favs: 1,889 - Follows: 1,430 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Canada, Russia - Complete
That's why i hate fanfict, Shizuchan by Bakakaoru reviews
What if Izaya suddenly reading an email that contain a yaoi-M-rated-fanfict with he and Shizuo as the pair? AwA lemon juice for you readers, will be served by our beloved Shizuo n Izaya
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,618 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Her Everything by Fabulist reviews
Being the part-time boyfriend, part-time babysitter of the princess isn't all it's cracked up to be, but Eugene Fitzherbert is up for the challenge. Besides, he loves her. Now rated M for extra sauciness.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,375 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 1,356 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Flynn R., Rapunzel
Northern Lights by ChaosLydia reviews
What was it about this boy that drew him in so easily? Turkey is going to find out. Turkey/Canada. This is apart of the Realms universe
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,438 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Turkey, Canada
Hime Hajime by IronicNarwhal reviews
One of the most important things in Japanese society is starting the New Year on a good note. Takano thinks this certainly counts.
Sekaiichi Hatsukoi - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,245 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Masamune Takano, Ritsu Onodera - Complete
Bringing Back the Dead by Xaleria07 reviews
When Shizuo dies, Izaya falls into a depression. Hoping to break him out of it and return him to his normal self, Shiki gives him Tsugaru. Izaya doesn't want to love anyone but Shizuo, but Tsugaru is determined to show him that he can fall in love again.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,811 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Two for Tragedy by Tricia-chan reviews
Hatori POV. Hatori is at his happiest when he begins to believe he doesn't deserve it. Does he deserve to be with Yoshino? And what does Yoshino truly think of him?
Sekaiichi Hatsukoi - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,555 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Yoshiyuki Hatori, Chiaki Yoshino - Complete
When Awesome meets Vodka by A Bleach-Drinking Hetalian reviews
Fem-Prussia is taken by Russia sometime after WW2, while she and her Bruder are still weak. She didn't know what would happen to her while she stayed there. Neither do you. Rated T. My first attempt at a completely dark fic. Please enjoy and review.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 47,405 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Russia, Prussia
Impossibilities by wastedaddiction reviews
Why wont Morinaga touch him?
Tyrant Falls in Love/恋する暴君 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Complete
Assertive? by KonspiracyKid reviews
Psyche decides that today is a good day for him to change his ways. After all, it's not fair that Tsugaru is always doing everything for him! KinkMeme fill. PWP pretty much.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,882 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Tsugaru, Psyche - Complete
UST to the Max by Pomodoro Crisi reviews
So much unresolved sexual tension, so little time. Part 8: "Je souhaite pour l'Angleterre de devenir mon ami une fois de plus."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,063 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - England/Britain, France
England's odd little secret by A Bleach-Drinking Hetalian reviews
England just seems a little too un-manly. Could there be something else going on? Or could it have been that way all along... Gen-Flip. Fem-England x America. Enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,728 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Fields of Rice and Snow by Twoformemories reviews
Vietnam meet Canada, Canada meet Vietnam. Vietnam, beat Canada half to death in a case of mistaken identity using a rice paddle. VietnamxCanada.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,365 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Canada, Vietnam
Make Me Feel Good, Please! by Miss Macabre Grey reviews
Switzerland has an ache in his back and is forced into having Japan help him. Maybe a typical massage will turn out to be even more pleasurable for them both than first imagined.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,053 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Switzerland, Japan - Complete
Dear Canada by b. alexander reviews
Canada thinks nobody likes him after some trouble his old prime minister caused. But Alfred likes him. Gilbert likes him too. oh what is a Canadian to do? Canada X ?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 90,417 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Canada
Ukraines diary by bluescluestalia reviews
Ukraines diary, My first fanfiction UkraineXCanada Please read and review :3 rated T for paronia,sorry for super late update, summary FAIL
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Ukraine, Canada
How to leave the closet by ButterFish reviews
US/UK - AU. Arthur is a businessman who is still in the closet. Alfred is openly gay. The two of them meet - and fall in love. But can they keep up this relationship when they're so different?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 99,131 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 11/21/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Je t'aime, Canada by Five Tailed Demon Dog reviews
Oh yeah, Canada will make sure that no one will ever forget him again... America is not amused. America x Canada, Canada x World ... Chapters shall be edited/cleaned-up and then I'll finally finish this!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 84,901 - Reviews: 1979 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009 - [Canada, America]
To Keep You by whitetyger123 reviews
Low self esteem. Bad past. Horrible self image. These are only some of the things Matthew deals with every day. AlMa, rp by me and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture, AU. Rated M for yaoi and mature themes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,234 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Thanks for the Pranks by Car reviews
Due to the overwhelming maturity of both nations, America and England find themselves in a different kind of war than they are used to...A prank war! Who will get the last laugh? "Mark my words, old man, this is war." "Bring it on, brat. Bring it on."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,335 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Brotherly Bet by Labyrynth reviews
Hey Matt, let's make a bet." Matthew should have known not to make any bets with his brother, since it always led to some weird situation...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,819 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Canada - Complete
Never, Never by nostalchique reviews
An intimate moment, shared and lost after a single evening could have possibly reshaped history...had it not been dismissed and hastily forgotten. Russia/Hungary
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,507 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Hungary, Russia
The Origin of Gilibird by A Bleach-Drinking Hetalian reviews
At first, everything is fine between Mattie and Gilbert. But then she begins to wonder what Gilibird is, exactly... Includes Prussia x Fem-Canada! Please enjoy, and review! Any tips on writing PruCan would be lovely ! Crack/fluff..
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Regard by Pleonasms reviews
Canada has put a lot of effort into keeping the France that was the center of his childhood and the nation he sees now separate in his mind. He is too aware of France's flaws, and the old memories are too precious to risk.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,016 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Canada, France - Complete
Maple Leaves and Sunflowers by Queen Michiko reviews
One freak blizzard, one psychotic country, one clueless bear, the only sane person for miles and a crammed house. This will not end well.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,879 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Canada, Russia - Complete
Taste by StarsOfYaoi reviews
*KoreaChina* China, in a moment of despair, offers Korea a deal: a single pityfuck, and then Korea won't bother him ever again. It works. The problem is, it also backfires...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,936 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/18/2010 - South Korea, China - Complete
Russia and the three baltics by A Bleach-Drinking Hetalian reviews
It's exactly what the title says. A slight change of the favorite childrens story EVERYONE knows, Goldilocks and the three bears. You know you wanna read it One-shot. Crack? Rated T for being too AWESOME! Da?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Complete
Mein Kleiner Vogel by venomoxide reviews
Prussia bursts through Canadas door, declaring that he wishes to seize Americas vital regions. Only problem, for the thousandth time, Canada is not. America. Lemons, PrussiaxCanada, Yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,047 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Prussia, Canada
By the Book by Cee-face reviews
It was one of the rules. -UKxSeychelles- Gakuen.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2010 - England/Britain, Seychelles - Complete
Only Polite to Knock by Chou ni Natte reviews
Italy’s late, so Germany drops by to see what’s keeping him. *GerIta*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
It All Started with a Tomato by IlluminatedShadow reviews
It all started with a tomato. After many years filled with wars, kisses, and an earthquake, here they are with a bottle of wine and no regrets. Five moments between South Italy and Canada. Written for the Hetalia Kink Meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,054 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/3/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Canada - Complete
The Stand without the flu by Jayovac reviews
Just as the title says.
Stand - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Complete
Banana Suits Can Be Fun by Anaca reviews
Poor Matthew has to take over his brother's job to hand out flyers in a banana suit for some time. And then, a certain Frenchman sets his eyes on Matthew - and decides to seduce him with only a banana. AU, tell me if rating needs to go up.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/29/2010 - France, Canada - Complete
Vini Vidi Vici by albino pocky reviews
Just a short story I started ages ago and will probably never finish. It's a RoGer fic. That pairing needs more love.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Ancient Rome, Germania
In Which Texting Brings Love by Tobigoesbang reviews
Matthew is in love, Francis abuses the wink-y face, and Latvia is insulted. FRxCAN with a dab of GerxIta
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Canada, France - Complete
Distraction by BeggarsCan'tBeChoosers reviews
Despite being a forgotten nation, Canada is proving quite the distraction for Egypt... And of course he wants to find out why.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Egypt, Canada - Complete
I'm Lovin' It More Than I Should by Frerardlover reviews
America doesn’t know how long he’s had these urges, but if they aren’t fulfilled, he’ll go crazy. America/Hamburgers.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2010 - America - Complete
Shock Therapy by Necronesia reviews
Apparently hospitals are a place for hormones to run wild. Too bad nobody warned Matthew. AU TexasOC/Canada. Boy love, lemony fantasies, and eventual real lemons.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Canada
Olympic Crush by HappeDaez reviews
Japan has a crush on Canada, and in his attempt to confess, Canada thinks that Japan likes someone else. Watch as our favorite quiet nations stumble about love while Hungary plays matchmaker.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 65 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Canada, Japan
The Very First Time by SingingMisery reviews
He was lovely, in both looks and personality. And Arthur would be damned before he let anyone corrupt Matthew.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,147 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Canada, England/Britain - Complete
Truly Beautiful by Kanoozle reviews
We were brothers. I knew that, everyone did... But...why do I love him? He's so much more handsome than I am and I..well... // Pairing: AmericaxCanada // Uses human names, BL fluff, Highschool AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Canada, America - Complete
Ivan and the Map by terumot reviews
Ivan gets home and finally has time to relax. Now what does he see through his window.....
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Russia, Canada - Complete
Swiss Maid by HappeDaez reviews
Switzerland would never wear a maid dress willingly. Japan and Hungary change that. Switzerland/Japan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Switzerland, Japan - Complete
Canadian Please by Gin Anokoku reviews
I funny little short i wrote.....very short...about a song...Hetalia style? idk its not good XD i was bored, but read anyway i wanna know what people think!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Canada - Complete
Yo Momma: Hetalia Style by ninjafox369 reviews
Just a bunch of lame yo momma jokes that I came up with...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Complete
Kiss Me by Aisling Alopex reviews
PruCan - Human Names - Fluff - Oneshot - “Kiss me…” He whispered, so quietly, Gilbert was sure he had imagined it. But he had seen those soft lips form the words, so he couldn’t have imagined it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
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Bad Bet reviews
Prussia doesn't think that America can seduce Austria; he's about to be proven wrong. One-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/20/2010 - America, Austria - Complete
Strange Ways reviews
Matt just wants to be noticed at school; Gil just wants a date. Throw in a scheming Hungarian and an overprotective older brother and is it any wonder that things never seem to go right? Many pairings, eventual PruCan, Spamano, GerIta. Yaoi
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,624 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Canada, Prussia
Push reviews
A drunk Russia wants America to give him a push, just not the kind of push he's thinking of. Slight RusAme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
The Deal reviews
After Prussia tries to invade Sealand, Canada makes a deal with him; leave the kid alone, and he'll do him any favour. Too bad he didn't expect the deal to involve a French maid dress. PruCan with implied GerIta.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,028 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Canada, Prussia
Sugar Rush! reviews
Alfred bets Arthur that he can't eat a half-pound of cotton candy in one go . . . or is that candy floss? Based on a kink meme prompt. Kinda fluffy America/England.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Valentine's Surprise reviews
One-shot. Gilbert gives Matthew a Valentine and gets something unexpected in return. Canada/Prussia, crack warning.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Emergency Call reviews
AU two-shot. Arthur, a university student, gets hit on by a certain annoying American in the school library. He calls Francis for advice. Pairings: America/England and France/Canada, with Hungary/Austria and minor Germany/Italy in the second chapter.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete