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Joined 01-27-10, id: 2231846, Profile Updated: 05-30-17
Author has written 13 stories for Lucky Star, Vocaloid, K-ON!/けいおん!, Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, and Dragon Age.

Huh. Weird to think that I first joined seven years ago, huh? Like, I was fourteen freaking years old. A freshman in high school. A young fawn, with minimal knowledge of the world. Honestly, I have no idea what younger me would think of older me. Probably a long the lines of "kind of not what I expected, but also what I expected."

I have a habit of updating my profile whenever I start writing. Just in case anyone clicks on here since I start adding new chapters to things.

A little bit about me, your dearest and most beloved author:

Age: 21 (as of May 31st, 2017)

Gender: Female. Albeit, a kind of boyish girl, but a girl all the same. I have all my working parts.

Name: Ha. You'd like to know, wouldn't you?

Favorite books:

Freak the Mighty, Lord Of the Flies, Jane Eyre, a bunch of Stephen King's books

Favorite Movies:

Oliver and Company, Wreck it Wralph, Lego Movie, the Star Wars saga, Lord of the Rings, Breakfast Club, Saint Elmo's Fire, Pretty In Pink, pretty much any horror movie that's actually good and isn't just senseless jump-scares

Favorite TV shows:

Gossip Girl, Vampire Diaries (that freaking ending tho...), The Originals, One Tree Hill, The Walking Dead (tho I haven't caught up in a long time)

Every time I update I usually add my favorite music, but I like so much music that it just doesn't make sense at this point.

Uhm, let's see... a little more about me...

I suffer from mental illness, which sometimes makes the things I write about end up dark (IE, whatever the fuck happened with IJYPB, lol), but I'm generally a fun person. I don't really enjoy doing nothing. Mostly because I'm an incredible adrenaline junkie, so I like to do dangerous stuff that almost gets me killed.

Although I may seem somewhat eloquent when I write, if you had an actual conversation with me, you'd learn pretty quickly that I am a freaking idiot. Like dumber than bricks most of the time.

Something ironic about me... I think every story I have written on here has love in it (someway or another) and yet I've never really been in a really like love relationship. Something about me just makes it hard for me to fall in love with other people that like me. Idk man.

Thats about it I guess. Go ahead and read my stories. Maybe not the really old ones, from 2010. Those aren't really that amazing. Actually, their pretty embarrassing. God. What was I thinking?

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Chasing Storms by LanceTrance reviews
When you come out of a storm you aren't the same person that walked in, that's what the storm is all about. Anyone can love when the sun is shining, but it's during the worst storm that you learn who truly cares for you. She was the storm. Not the one you run from, but the one you chase. Sequel to Wildcard has a Crush, Éclair and Sera are back for their own main story!
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 72,305 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 2/18/2016 - [Inquisitor, Trevelyan, Sera]
A World Without Shadows by maximasdecimas reviews
Lowtown is a dangerous place at night. When Merrill is attackeded by thugs, Hawke comes to save her, but Merrill is shaken by her ordeal. Can Hawke make everything better with a smile, and save the day twice in one night? What will come of it? A story of love spanning three acts. Hurt/comfort, and romance. Mage F!Hawke/Merrill #TRIGGER WARNING - Violence, Attempted sexual assault
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 397,597 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Merrill, Hawke (F)
Wicked game by mimille.koishi reviews
Clarke is a sadistic brat. or Student/teacher smut with S&M dynamics WARNINGS : this story is really twisted and sometimes explicit. In this I try to explore the surface of the dephs of some aspects of human mind. And it can be really, really wrong so... I warned you.
100 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 59,361 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 7/8/2016 - Published: 9/7/2015 - [Clarke G., Lexa]
A Night on the Normandy by Hubabubabard reviews
Shepard heeds Mordin's advice as a doctor and makes use of his informational booklets and inter-species demonstration vids for his night with Tali, only they aren't as helpful as he was led to believe. Shepard and Tali take matters into their own hands instead. Humor/Smut
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,954 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/8/2016 - [Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah] - Complete
A Swashbuckler's Wit by The Sorrows of Arlathan reviews
(A Pirate's Charm Sequel) Hawke and Isabela take on the pirate life, leaving Kirkwall behind. Sailing seas as rough as their sex, the two join forces with a few familiar faces to take on a new enemy. However, what happens when Isabela's past puts a strain on their relationship? Will they make it through the storm? The next adventure begins, but the happy ending is no where in sight
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 219,299 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 5/23/2016 - Published: 12/30/2013 - [Hawke (F), Isabela] - Complete
Kindred Darkness by InsertDefinitivePersonaHere reviews
A mortal from a noble house is born with the soul of a dragon, who then pledges it to a life of unending servitude to a Daedric Prince. Shouldering a destiny he tires of carrying, he scarce thought the darkness that binds him could bring him solace, understanding, even... love. Follows Dawnguard DLC, with a Dragonborn that actually tries.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 92,078 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 5/15/2016 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Serana
Sugar-Free Gum by 30WaysToKillAPineapple reviews
Marceline is a grumpy foreign exchange student from England who detests maths, and almost everyone she comes into contact with. Bonnibel is the golden girl at her new school. What happens when these two very different characters are forced together? Well, a lot of sark for one thing. Chapter 17 (Part 2). Bubbline. M for a reason. UPDATED.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,513 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 5/2/2016 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Princess B. Bubblegum, Marceline A.
Fen'myal by LanceTrance reviews
Meet Fenlin Lavellan, a versatile shapeshifter capable of transforming—either her body or traits—to deal with whatever the situation calls for. However, her peaceful personality and talent to adapt hits a bump in the road when she recruits a free-spirited and aggressive archer, and sets out on a personal quest to observe the one creature she will never be able to understand: Sera.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 222,556 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/29/2016 - Published: 6/28/2015 - [Lavellan, Sera, Inquisitor] Mouse
Everybody Loves College by Serenity LeVasseur reviews
Cassandra Hawke is a geeky rugby player at Kirkwall University when she meets Isabela, a free-spirited fellow student. Has the Champion met her match? Will Isabela ever wear pants? And why is Aveline such a pain in the neck? This is going to be a long one! A plot filled with nerd humor and sex. You'll thank me for the M rating! Completely AU and slightly OOC. F!Hawke/Isabela
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 136,303 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 10/5/2015 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Isabela, Hawke (F)
Escort by breeeliss reviews
Bonnibel just wanted someone from campus security to walk her home after studying in the library late at night. She didn't expect Marceline, a young female security guard who was rude, infuriating, improper...and absolutely flippin' gorgeous. Bubbline AU.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,925 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 8/2/2015 - Published: 12/29/2014 - [Marceline A., Princess B. Bubblegum] - Complete
Frozen Embers by BeyondXtreme reviews
What happens when fire and ice are stuck together? Will the ice melt, or will the fire put out? Eis and Sera find out the hard way when they meet their total opposite. These two are like yin and yang, but despite their vast differences they work with each other best. What one lacks, the other excels. Thus the best duo is born, that is as long as they keep the balance, anyways.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 100,534 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/8/2015 - Published: 3/15/2015 - [Sera, Trevelyan]
An Interval of Calamity by Rob Sears reviews
John Shepard has faced several adversaries in his life. He's fought pirates, geth, rogue Spectres, and even Reapers. But never in his life would he imagine that he would have to fight...her.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 104,384 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 10/17/2014 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M) - Complete
Pulverize by antierotic reviews
College AU. Intense lemony drunken account of our Bubbline couple's love and hatred for each other. Loving those that you hate always ends explosively. Rated M. Please review :3
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,462 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Princess B. Bubblegum, Marceline A.
Mortality by weirdprince reviews
The moon put its faith in you. Vampire!AU. ;Tori/Jade; Rated M for future chapters.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,391 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Tori V., Jade W.
Transition by Dragontiger96 reviews
Falling in love over a course of seven years. f!Hawke/Isabela
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,685 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 3/30/2011 - [Isabela, Hawke (F)] - Complete
Animals and Prizes by Alsike reviews
Tori Vega is starting an exciting new school, Hollywood Arts, but she has a secret. She's a female alpha, naturally dominant and aggressive. If anyone finds out, her life will hardly be worth living. Alphas sense when an omega goes into heat, but that doesn't mean she wants an omega - especially not a girl omega. Biology isn't destiny, right? Jori
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,276 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Jade W., Tori V. - Complete
He Will Not by Wolfyman123 reviews
A much anticipated sequel to my other story, Nen ono weohnata, Arya Dröttningu! Eragon and Arya awaken the next day, and they must work through the doubts and differences between them. Rated M for a reason kiddies! Eragon/Arya.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,422 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 70 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Eragon S., Arya - Complete
Nen ono weohnata, Arya Dröttningu by Wolfyman123 reviews
Roran and Eragon get drunk, Arya is acting different, and Angela keeps showing up at the wrong times! Rated M for Lemony goodness. One-shot. Follows Canon.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,647 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 113 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Eragon S., Arya - Complete
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I'm Just Your Problem, Too reviews
A sequel to I'm Just Your Problem, Baby. I would highly advise against reading this if you haven't read the original. Follows the lives of the children of our original group, with appearances from our favorite characters. Sometimes, all an epic story needs is a humble beginning...
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 69,729 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 7/16/2015 - [Princess B. Bubblegum, Marceline A.]
The Bloodline Part One
This will follow Aedan (human male noble) on his journey as a Grey Warden to save Fereldan from the Blight. Will follow the Dragon Age Origins story line. Part one of three.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,329 - Published: 2/13
I'm Just Your Problem, Baby reviews
Marceline and her twin brother Marshall Lee move into town from a distant country. The two quickly make several friends, but what aren't they telling their new compatriots? Bubbline
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 44 - Words: 305,907 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Princess B. Bubblegum, Marceline A., Marshall Lee, Prince B. Gumball
Better Than Better Could Ever Be reviews
AltUniverse. Ritsu is in a band, and is somehow the singer. Mio and Ritsu meet at a birthday party, and wont be able to forget about each other.But they dont realize just how many problems will ensue when they're together. Not good at summaries, sor
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 88,394 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Ritsu T., Mio A.
Receso de Primavera reviews
El club de música ligera pasa las vacaciones de primavera en una cabaña de troncos en el bosque. ¿Cómo va a Ritsu y Mio tarifa? no es bueno en resúmenes, bleh. Theres cosas después de las vacaciones de primavera también ... su sorta roto. Es todo sobre la base de lo que tengo ganas de escribir en el momento
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: T - Spanish - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,942 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Ritsu T., Mio A.
Number One Princess In The World reviews
Miku's class goes on a trip to... somewhere. Not good with summarys, but Kaito gets a bright idea and stuff happens.
Vocaloid - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Kaito S., Miku H.
Mio Ritsu 3 ? reviews
a sequel to house is to foundation with a weird twist. A bunch of OC's but Ritsu and Mio are still there, and some appearances from the original girls will come. i made it M because ppl from my previous work kept -abandoned-
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,525 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Mio A., Ritsu T. - Complete
House is to foundation reviews
Just some stories about Ritsu and Mio. It's a sequel like thing to Spring Break... Enjoy :P
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,528 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 7/3/2010
Awkward? reviews
Mio and Ritsu arrived at school to be attacked by screaming fans... why...? a one-shot
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/19/2010
Spring Break reviews
The light music club spends spring break at a log cabin in the woods. How will Ritsu and Mio fare? not good at summaries, bleh. Theres stuff after Spring Break too... its sorta broken up. Its all based on what i feel like writing at the moment
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,020 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Complete
Goodbye to Alice reviews
Growing up..... why's it have to happen?
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,538 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Gumi/Megpoid - Complete
Like A Magnet reviews
shes attracted to her, like a magnet, even if they both are girls. Rated M, for chapter 11 so far.
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,405 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Luka M., Miku H. - Complete
What if? reviews
what if Konata finally decided to tell Kagami that she loved her, but Kagami still wasnt sure? what if Kagami wanted Konata just as much as Konata wanted Kagami but was to afraid to admit it, even to the person who confessed to her? Rated M, just in ca
Lucky Star - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,103 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Complete