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Joined 01-27-10, id: 2231963, Profile Updated: 07-03-10
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

I'm 12 years old

live in Florida

Totally luv twilight and everything else about it!

I'm Team Edward, Jasper, and Emmett.

I'll be Burger King You'll be Mcdonalds Ill be doing it my way And you'll be lovin it!

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run -beep- run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

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I Never Knew by twilightcullen21 reviews
Bella Swan has always had everything she ever wanted. Money, popularity, and intelligence. The perfect life. But will the new boy in town turn her life upside down? And make her realize that her life has always been missing one thing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 127,088 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All because of a game of truth or dare by puasluoma reviews
Bella and Edward have been best friends since they were little. Will a drunk game of truth or dare show them their real feelings for each other or will they pretend it never happened?.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,437 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
sometimes love and life are just unfair by RetroTwilightFaan reviews
Bellas getting bullied by Edward who secretly loves her but doesnt want anyone to know that. But so does Jacob, minus the bullying. Which relationship is safer, who lies the most? BxE ALL HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,138 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Edward, Bella
Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3120 - Favs: 1,751 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 279,341 - Reviews: 15914 - Favs: 7,120 - Follows: 3,259 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
If You Could Read My Mind by bella c'ella luna reviews
Bella has moved back home to Forks. It's only a matter of time until she crosses paths with Edward Cullen, her former best friend and first love. They both thought that they had moved on... full of angst. All-human, LEMONS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 143,353 - Reviews: 7086 - Favs: 5,190 - Follows: 2,823 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Bet by Giselle2013 reviews
Alice and Edward have made a bet. Edward isn't allowed to touch Bella. Alice isn't allowed to go shopping. This story is filled with outrageous costumes, scheming vampires, bra's, and...strip clubs?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,981 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009
Double Take by Heartless.Forever reviews
Isabella Swan was a nerdy girl who was picked on by the popular kids in school, especially Edward Cullen. When she moves back after almost six years during her senior year of high school, how will things change? AH ExB. REWRITE: MASTERS OF WAR.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,962 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 1,313 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Are you thirsty Bella? by Wincing The Night Away reviews
Emmet and Jasper are babysitting Bella, while Edward is out hunting. Things happen…and Edward gets mad...and who is the mysterious kidnapper? And why is there a mysterious kidnapper?...OOoo...Read and find out! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,959 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
When I Became a Princess by dream-a-lot reviews
One day, Bella learns that she's the lost Princess of France. She travels to Paris and learns that she was/is betrothed to Price Edward. Inside the lives of the rich, royal, and famous, you'll learn of the scandals, deals, and secrets. All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 77,402 - Reviews: 1903 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Complete
Worlds Collide by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Isabella Swan has multiple personality disorder and has let Edward Cullen, an aspiring psychiatrist, do a case study on her and her multiple personalities. Collaboration between Bronzehairedgirl620 and Daddy’s Little Cannibal, dark and funny. B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,967 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
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All i wanted was some freakin cereal! reviews
Oneshot about a morning at the Cullens. Title says most of it. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cullens,Walmart,and Mike Newton reviews
The Cullens decide to break into Walmart!Join them as they play Truth or Dare, Strip poker, and trash Walmart by breaking their trampolines and making waterslides, letting animals loose and waterfights. Others may enter: Mike, Eric, Ben, and many others
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,442 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Emmett, Bella
Ready,Set,Cut! reviews
Well lets just say filming twilight wasnt really as easy as it looked.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,767 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Texting,Dares,and Emmet! reviews
What happens when Edward leaves bella with emmett and jasper?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55,704 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete