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Hey, I'm (insert name here if you know it). I'm obsessed with Twilight. I also like Jessse McCartney and Justin Bieber. Paramore is awesome, and so are Metro Station and Taylor Swift. I'm not new to fanfic. I've been reading them for a almost a year now. I never made a fanfic because I wasn't old enough and I never had the time. Instead I wrote stories in a green notebook, knowing I'd post them someday.
The story behind my pen name is not that interesting, but just in case you were wondering: I really wanted to review a chapter of a story so i pressed the magical review button and i didn't know what to call myself. I was craving some cookies at the time, so I called myself cookie_luvr999. I try to review whenever I can so I decided to stick with this user name so people would know it was still me if they care.
If you bothered to read this THANK YOU SO MUCH!! If not, i understand why you don't care, I wouldn't either.
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I COPY AND PASTE A LOT OF THINGS TO MY PROFILE BUT I WILL ALWAYS TAKE OUT THE SWEARS SO THAT PEOPLE CAN STILL SEE MY PROFILE IF THEY HAVE NET NANNY.
Copy and Paste this to your profile if...
If you know someone that should be hit by a bus Copy and paste this to your profile
If you think that Twilight is the best book know to woman... (And man!) Copy/paste this into your profile.
If you've reread Twilight over 4 times...copy/paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball...copy/paste this into your profile.
If you truly believe that there is an Edward Cullen out there somewhere for you (his name doesn't have to be Edward)...copy/paste this into your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.
If you have ever fallen upstairs, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile..
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever asked a question that the person your asking couldn't possibly know the answer to, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile
I like to remember this:
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap them upside the head
I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy!
When life gives you lemons throw the back and demand vodka.
Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.
The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...
Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown
Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."
Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.
If two wrongs dont make a right, try three.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.
Being mature is overrated.
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide!
"What you're looking for is always in the last place you look" Well, DUH, smart one! After you find it, you stop looking!
Perfection is a waste of time.
I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.
When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'
I found myself using this as a checklist:
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is downloading all of Twilight and New Moon off the books on C.D. from the libary, and listning to them over and over again. Crazy is when you dont say a thing about yourself in your fanfiction bio but insted yell random things that make you lafe. Crazy is when you start getting antisocial because you want to read instead of hanging out with your friends. Crazy is when you laugh about how Edward Cullen thinks Bella is DEAD in New Moon, even though it's a very serious matter, and your sister hears you and asks why you're laughing so loud and you tell her and she just cries about it because she thinks it's sad. Crazy is when you headbang to a slow song, or become odsessed with the song "Let it Die" by Three Days Grace because it reminds you of Edward Cullen for some odd reason. Crazy is naming your winter jacket Mr. Puffy and your best friend naming hers Mrs. Puffy and letting them marry for the winter. Then at the end of the winter, they both retire and divorce each other. Crazy is when you are taking a math test and go over on ur scrap sheet of paper to work out the problem, and start drawing spirals until the teacher goes five minutes left! Crazy is having a major arguement with your friend...and i mean major...its still going on and it has already been a year...about which one is better: pudding or jello. Crazy is when you start laughing until you butt falls off for no apparent reason and your mom comes in the room and goes like, "What is going on?" Crazy is if you suddenly yell, 'PARTY IN MY TUMMY!' and everyone stares at you in Pre-Algebra class. Crazy is when you don't think any book is worthy of reading except Twilight. Crazy is when you reread this and say that you and the person who wrote the last sentence could be great friends, then realise you were the one who wrote it. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
Did you read this whole thing?? If you did, then you're awesome.
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