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Hey, I'm (insert name here if you know it). I'm obsessed with Twilight. I also like Jessse McCartney and Justin Bieber. Paramore is awesome, and so are Metro Station and Taylor Swift. I'm not new to fanfic. I've been reading them for a almost a year now. I never made a fanfic because I wasn't old enough and I never had the time. Instead I wrote stories in a green notebook, knowing I'd post them someday.
The story behind my pen name is not that interesting, but just in case you were wondering: I really wanted to review a chapter of a story so i pressed the magical review button and i didn't know what to call myself. I was craving some cookies at the time, so I called myself cookie_luvr999. I try to review whenever I can so I decided to stick with this user name so people would know it was still me if they care.
If you bothered to read this THANK YOU SO MUCH!! If not, i understand why you don't care, I wouldn't either.

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I COPY AND PASTE A LOT OF THINGS TO MY PROFILE BUT I WILL ALWAYS TAKE OUT THE SWEARS SO THAT PEOPLE CAN STILL SEE MY PROFILE IF THEY HAVE NET NANNY.

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I like to remember this:

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap them upside the head

Randomness:
I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy!
When life gives you lemons throw the back and demand vodka.
Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.
The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...
Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown
Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."
Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.
If two wrongs dont make a right, try three.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.
Being mature is overrated.
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide!
"What you're looking for is always in the last place you look" Well, DUH, smart one! After you find it, you stop looking!
Perfection is a waste of time.
I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.
When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

I found myself using this as a checklist:

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is downloading all of Twilight and New Moon off the books on C.D. from the libary, and listning to them over and over again. Crazy is when you dont say a thing about yourself in your fanfiction bio but insted yell random things that make you lafe. Crazy is when you start getting antisocial because you want to read instead of hanging out with your friends. Crazy is when you laugh about how Edward Cullen thinks Bella is DEAD in New Moon, even though it's a very serious matter, and your sister hears you and asks why you're laughing so loud and you tell her and she just cries about it because she thinks it's sad. Crazy is when you headbang to a slow song, or become odsessed with the song "Let it Die" by Three Days Grace because it reminds you of Edward Cullen for some odd reason. Crazy is naming your winter jacket Mr. Puffy and your best friend naming hers Mrs. Puffy and letting them marry for the winter. Then at the end of the winter, they both retire and divorce each other. Crazy is when you are taking a math test and go over on ur scrap sheet of paper to work out the problem, and start drawing spirals until the teacher goes five minutes left! Crazy is having a major arguement with your friend...and i mean major...its still going on and it has already been a year...about which one is better: pudding or jello. Crazy is when you start laughing until you butt falls off for no apparent reason and your mom comes in the room and goes like, "What is going on?" Crazy is if you suddenly yell, 'PARTY IN MY TUMMY!' and everyone stares at you in Pre-Algebra class. Crazy is when you don't think any book is worthy of reading except Twilight. Crazy is when you reread this and say that you and the person who wrote the last sentence could be great friends, then realise you were the one who wrote it. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

Did you read this whole thing?? If you did, then you're awesome.

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Cullenism by ashh12 reviews
Random acts of Cullen craziness!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,247 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Changing Feelings by ImprintMeJacob reviews
Standard storyline. Girl meets boy. Girl and boy become friends. Girl and boy become best friends. Girl falls in love with boy. Boy...? What happens when Bella's feelings for her best friend, Edward, start to change? Will she ever tell Edward? Will she get her happy every after? Please read and review! Chapter 9 updated!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,640 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Bella, Edward
Reincarnated by Cinnamint Kitty reviews
Ninety years ago, Bella Swan died, leaving the Cullen clan to flee from Forks. But what happens if they meet again but only the Cullens remember who she is?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 58,329 - Reviews: 915 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Rescue Me, Please! by IAmCullenized reviews
Bella Swan is a new girl who moves in with her dad, Charlie...but he's Abusive. She sings in her spare time. Charlie hates her. What will Bella do about it? Who are the Cullens? Will Charlie be stopped? ALL HUMAN Better than it sounds! please read&review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 39,664 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Notes Galore! by Nosuchthingashappilyeverafter reviews
What happens when you mix a very hyper Bella, a pad of paper and a pen? THIS! Baisiclly, the Cullen's start passing note instead of talking. Very random, very, very OOC. Very funny. So, please read and reveiw.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 121 - Words: 40,684 - Reviews: 2742 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
My Baby by The Brown Eyed Writer reviews
Bella and Edward were in love when Edward was human. There was an accident and it "killed" Edward or so Bella thinks. Bella goes to Forks with her and Edward's daughter. She thinks she'll never see Edward again, but boy is she wrong. See what happens. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 41 - Words: 71,428 - Reviews: 1714 - Favs: 1,086 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Listen to me by Sammiec4 reviews
Bella has lost her hearing 2 years ago. Moves to forks for a fresh start. Meets the Cullen's Alice is the only one who knows her issues. Edward can't read her mind, she has to read his lips. Will they work, or will the issues be too much to deal with?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 123,680 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Girl of my Dreams by JessElyse reviews
Edward Cullen and Jacob Black team up to help each other conquer their dream girl. Seems perfect,right? But what happens when Edward realizes his dream girl wasn’t out of reach? That she had always been there for him in the form of his best friend?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 127,584 - Reviews: 2008 - Favs: 1,197 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13049 - Favs: 6,188 - Follows: 2,782 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Carlisles Daughter by ShadowsDaughter reviews
Isabella Cullen was born 500 years ago and is roaming the earth pointlessly, that is until she finds her father in the cullens clan. **COMPLETE**
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 18,359 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
My Baby, Forever by PurpleScorpion reviews
After an incident occurs, Edward gets turned into a baby! How will Bella and the Cullens deal with raising a 1 year-old Edward and at the same time, trying to turn him back into his 17 year-old vampire self?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,257 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Welcome to the Real World by twilightluver001 reviews
Sequel to "Welcome to Drama Academy". As Bella and Edward continue pursuing their careers, they find life isn't as easy as they thought it would be. How will they overcome the pressure from work and family together? Takes place 6 years after Drama Academy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 163,948 - Reviews: 5859 - Favs: 2,647 - Follows: 2,506 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13352 - Favs: 8,058 - Follows: 5,993 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Fighting Temptation by Dobber17 reviews
Classmates Bella, Edward, Mike, and Tyler are invited to a basketball clinic in Seattle for 2 weeks. Bella is sharing a hotel room with the guys. What happens? Truth or dare, streaking, injuries, jealousy, and a growing attraction between Edward and Bella. AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,441 - Reviews: 3256 - Favs: 2,058 - Follows: 1,250 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Complete
The Colour of Love by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
She was White. I was Black. She was innocent and pure. I was her complement, cold and dark and I'd have given her my heart if I thought she wouldn't throw it back at me "If looks could kill; I didn't want to find out" EDITING IN PROGRESS: CHAPTER 1-2 DONE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,669 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Edward, Bella
Red by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
Bella hated Edward, and Edward hated Bella. Or so she thought. Forced to work with him for the money, there's no escaping his anger, his resentment, and... his love. AH/AU EDITING IN PROGRESS: CHAPTER 1-4 DONE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,721 - Reviews: 3724 - Favs: 1,909 - Follows: 1,064 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Someone Wake Me Up by MadderThanTheCheshire reviews
AU - It's been three years since Edward left Bella, and now she's moving on with her life as a singer in a band. What happens when the Cullen's show up at one of her concerts?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,183 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Adventures of Silly Bella by JulesSC reviews
A companion to Bella Hale. The stories about little Bella that wasn't told in BH. Just mindless fluff, with very little plot. BxE friendship, as well as Cullen family bonding.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,210 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Bella, Edward
Save Me by JulesSC reviews
Bella and the Cullens bond over a tragedy-Edward copes with comforting Bella and being there for her. Fluff for EdwardxBella, and fluff for BellaxCullens, but also an angsty edge to it. Romance, family, angst, and slight humor. M for sensitive subject.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,839 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Friend Boy by Teeny Tiny Twilight reviews
As if starting a new school away from her friends and family isn't enough, she has nuisance/captain of the football team Edward interested in her. “Hello, I’m Edward Cullen.” She took my hand, shaking it, “I’m not interested.”AH/AU Bella has better balanc
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 167,260 - Reviews: 2897 - Favs: 4,139 - Follows: 1,477 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight Chatrooms by balletvaki reviews
Just some funny dumb conversations with the characters of twilight! hope you'll enjoy them and lol. Guaranteed to make you smile!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 35,131 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 9/4/2008
Teddybears, Boogeymen and Bedtime Stories by demented bunny reviews
Bella is six years old and is adopted by the cullens but the Cullens dont know that Edward is hiding something. Cullens are vampires. Bella is a human. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 65,154 - Reviews: 2405 - Favs: 1,215 - Follows: 1,091 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Sapphire Amulet by ebtwisty9 reviews
AU: Ship watcher Bella is kidnapped onto a pirate ship where the captain, Edward, had sworn to never let a woman except for his family to set foot. Can Bella prove her worth? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,252 - Reviews: 1918 - Favs: 1,583 - Follows: 1,032 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Best Friends Fighting by The Brown Eyed Writer reviews
Alice and Bella are fighting because Alice got rid of a necklace that was special to Bella. Watch as these two go at each others throats! No one likes best friends fighting! EXB Rated M for language One-Shot Cullens-Vampires Bella-Human R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,869 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Bella, Alice - Complete
New MoonEdward Comes Back Early by Maiya9182 reviews
Bella jumps off the cliff in LaPush, desperate to hear Edward's voice. She is saved from the raging waters by...Jacob Black? Nope. Edward Cullen. Future Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,927 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Isabella and The Cullens by Nessierox reviews
Isabella is a sweet innocent 6 yr old,going on a trip with her parents.I guess fate was not on their side.Bella is now all alone until the Cullens find her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 87,863 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
20 Questions by 3feetFantasy reviews
Bella and Edward are passing notes in class, what happens when they start to play 20 questios? OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,845 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
See with your heart by PurpleScorpion reviews
Edward and Bella has been friends since forever. But Bella has a secret that everyone is aware of- all except Edward. One-shot! Entry for LittleNessie12's Crayola Contest
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
You Wouldn't Do The Same? by dark-angels-who-eat-cookies reviews
Bella comes to Forks a different person... she is broken. Can Edward heal her? Does she want to heal? And where does she know Emmett from? AU, rewrite in process. New chapter up, because I love you :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,390 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
Anywhere But Home by dark-angels-who-eat-cookies reviews
Bella is running away from Phoenix, where her life is hell. She escapes to Forks, scarred both mentally and physically after a 'loving' relationship turned abusive. Can the Cullens save her? And where is Edward? Rating may change due to content, now T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,091 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Bella
Dear Diary, I am so confused by 3feetFantasy reviews
DISCONTINUED! Bella is a orphane who goes to live with the Cullens. She starts a diary about what her life is like there. What happens when she starts to fall for the one person she consieders her friend? Lots of Edward Bella Fluff. Little out of caracte
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,257 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight Parody Love Story by LilyHiddleston96 reviews
This is my own version of the song Love Story By Taylor Swift.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Complete
Keeper of Our Hearts by kizziejanay reviews
AH."I watched as she slept soundly on my couch; Adeline in her arms and a slight smile on her beautiful face. I knew in that moment that I had never truely loved Tanya...EXB Rated T for now cuz I'm paranoid
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,309 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Life With the Cullens by AliceOwnsMyCloset reviews
A bunch of one-shots concerning the Cullens and the werewolves that take place during the series, and occasionally after Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Bella, Edward
The call by Emmett or Edward reviews
What if bella ansewered the phone instead of Jacob? What will happpen? will Edward come back? Or will jacob stay in the way? Will an old vampire come and vist them? Read to find out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 30,955 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Little Emmett The Sequel by I Am the Real Number Five reviews
The long awaited sequel to Little Emmett. The shenanigans continue as Emmett continues on with his new life as a vampire. Drama, romance, humour, its all here!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 74,278 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Marriage to the Rescue by Happy Bells reviews
All Human. Gets very sweet. Bella falls pregnant and Edward, her best friend of 16 years offers to marry her. But Bella never factored love into the equation...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 60,152 - Reviews: 2722 - Favs: 1,903 - Follows: 1,062 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alice by reader13lovesbooks reviews
Discontinued.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 64,046 - Reviews: 2079 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Im In Love with my Best Friend by Soccer.Jewlez.3 reviews
Edward and Bella have always been best friends. They are both too shy to admit their feelings for eachother. What happens when one of them finally do? Will there be problems on the horizon? Re Written from My Best Friends Brother..not much will change.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,932 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
In That Moment by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
As Jake pulled the veil over my head my eyes snapped open, half wanting to see a different pair of eyes staring back at me. A golden honey coloured pair of eyes.. because no matter how much Jake may love me, I could never properly love him back.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,899 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Bella
Emmett Buys a Puppy by maggiekb reviews
Emmett Cullen decides to buy a puppy. The adventures that could only take place with a family like the Cullen family. Takes place five years after Breaking Dawn. Includes all main characters and all usual pairings. Please read and review. Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 87,637 - Reviews: 1108 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Edward Cullen's Baby by Twilight4ever'96 reviews
Edward Cullen and Bella Swan are clearly in love. But what happens when they are faced with an unexpected pregnancy? How will they react? More importantly, how will they handle being parents at such a young age? Read and find out! 5 reviews per chapter!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 51,996 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Daddy Dearest by Evermore11 reviews
What if Carlisle had a daughter in his old life? What if no one knew, not even Esme and we know he tells her everything. What if this daughter came back into his life and meets a certain wolf? After Breaking Dawn. Please reveiw, flames welcome.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,859 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Seth, Carlisle
Those Eyes by jaenivertopleaf reviews
AU, starts with Bella's birth. Normal couples and the Cullens are still vampires. First fanfic, so be nice and review. Letting Esme baby-sit me for Charlie was never Carlisle’s best decision...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,434 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Bella, Edward
Phone Calls by Rock'n'Slash reviews
8 yr. after BD. Just random hiliarious phone calls between Edward&Jacob, Bella&Nessie, and Emmett&Jasper. Included: u-arent-good-enough-4-my-daughter-ness, all-men-are-idiots-ness, & lets-reek-havic-on-the-poor-pathetic-humans-ness. Some lauguage.MWHAHA!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 36,725 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008
Bella's Bad Luck Makes For A Precious Moment by MadderThanTheCheshire reviews
Bella's bad luck turns into a precious father/daughter moment between Carlisle and herself. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Little Bella Cullen by tammyxcullen reviews
Bella is found by the Cullens when she is 3 and is all alone after her family dies from a car crash. She grows up in a house full of vampires. Funny.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 48,766 - Reviews: 1034 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
Stages by BellaBeth222 reviews
Her screams haunted him and Edward had to find out what had happened to Bella, the girl down the hall. As he see her life spiral out of control, he is drawn to help her. Can he save her before she destroys herself....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,557 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Life Is Short by The Brown Eyed Writer reviews
A tragic loss for Bella has gotten her shaken up pretty bad. Can Edward help her get through it? Kinda similar to my real life lost, just different names of people, and I don't have an Edward Cullen. : Give it a chance!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,827 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 8/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Behind this desguise by Nessierox reviews
When Edward leaves Bella,she decides to take her life.But instead of resting in peace,she is offered a second chance at life.When she meets the Cullen's again,will she resist falling for Edward all over again,and will she defy God's orders?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 49 - Words: 40,227 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Little Emmett by I Am the Real Number Five reviews
The Cullens find an abandoned little boy named Emmett McCarthy. How will they make him feel at home? Nominated for best humour in the Moonlight awards!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 119,382 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3596 - Favs: 5,341 - Follows: 1,270 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Heart to Heart by topaz addiction reviews
AU. Everyone is human. Bella and Edward meet on an annual camping trip with a bunch of friends. Throughout the summer they grow closer and help each other with their problems and pasts. T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,112 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 2/17/2008
The Carlisle Babysitting Bella Series! by Carlisle'sPetiteDefenseur reviews
This will be a series of different times Carlisle is asked by Edward to babysit Bella!Hilarity ensues as they have snow ball fights,swim,play bumper cars, and the complete and total unexpected! Carlisle/Bella Friendship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,835 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Carlisle, Bella
Isle Esme by maggiekb reviews
The story of how Carlisle and Esme first met, fell in love, and came to be husband and wife. Flashbacks to the past, reliving their experiences before they were a couple. Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,470 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Dazzling Brightness by balletvaki reviews
I'll be back and we'll get married, Bella. I love you." Those were the last words i heard him say, and he hasn't come back. Ten months later, i'm getting married to Jacob Black. Rated T just in case. All human at first. please read!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,195 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Forgetting the Past by cpagirl reviews
Bella Swan leaves home to go to a boarding school leaving behind all her problems. She meets the Cullens and the Hales, and tries to forget about her life at home. Can she do it with the help of her new friends? AH. Way OOC. Mostly the usual pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 60,593 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Back Again by RandomFandom7722 reviews
the cullens meet bella when she is eight. then they leave. bella is put up for adoption. then the cullens return and the adopt bella. will she be furious, or will she welcome them into her lifes again? full summary inside
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,702 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blackout by MandyLeigh87 reviews
All human, Edward and Bella POV. Edward and Bella live in two different worlds, even though they live next to each other. Things get complicated when Edward, the leather jacket wearing cigarette smoking rebel falls for the girl next door.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 99,410 - Reviews: 1449 - Favs: 1,942 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sparks by AlexCullen54321 reviews
Bella move’s in with Alice and her parents after both of her parents die in a terrible accident, what will happen when Bella meets Alice’s cousin Edward? Edward is a jerk and they hate each other at first, but will sparks eventually fly? All Human. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 110,862 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Best Friends by twilightseries4life reviews
This is basically a story about Edward, Bella, Jasper, Emmett, Alice, and Rosalie as toddlers. Follow their crazy adventures together. From Jasper learning about PMSing, to Emmett committing "suicide". Cute fluff. Good for a few quick laughs! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,182 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Edward, Bella
Crazy Beautiful by TopazObsessr94 reviews
Edward is gone.He really is gone.He had been gone for one year today. Who up in that big sky wants me tortured to death?I didn't think that my situation could worsen until Charlie decided to put his opinion into this.now I have Charlie to thank for tortur
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,954 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Bella, Edward
Stuck! by Annilaia reviews
1 new text message: ALICE HELP ME! I'M STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR WITH SOME REALLY HOT GUY I DON'T KNOW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,759 - Reviews: 1427 - Favs: 2,086 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
A Forbidden Romance by ErraticHeartbeat reviews
Bella's life was being a poor girl. Edward's life was being a rich man. What happens when Bella gets a job to be the Cullen's servant? What happens when Bella and Edward fall in love? It is a forbidden romance to last an eternity. UPDATE: Chapter 12
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,398 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Where You Want To Be by emilie whoa reviews
When eight strangers get trapped in an airport during a freak blizzard, they expected to have a terrible night. But that's definitely not what fate has in store for them.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,528 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
Alice and Jasper's Untold Tales by newcomer77 reviews
The silent one, the perky one. Alice and Jasper. Together they have led a life of endless romance, but there is more than just that. One-shot stories containing humor, irony, passion, comfort, turmoil, and happiness.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 68,191 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Too Good To Be True by ErraticHeartbeat reviews
Bella Swan is smart, pretty and unnoticed. Edward Cullen is captain of the football team and extremely gorgeous. What will happen when they are forced to work together to take care of a baby for a health project? UPDATE: Chapter 14
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,762 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Finding Myself by maggiekb reviews
Edward leaves in New Moon not knowing Bella is pregnant. Bella befriends Tanya's coven and becomes a vampire. The story of what happens when Edward and the rest of Cullens come to Denali and meet Renesmee for the first time. READ & REVIEW PURTY PLEASE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,384 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Prince On A White Horse by jewlzncoolz reviews
Bella is a bad girl with a careless attitude. When she is forced to go live with her father and his family, will she cope? will she decided to change her ways? or will a prince on a white horse dazzle her back to goodness?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 77,382 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What If by JoseJalapenoOnAStick reviews
What would happen if the world turned to Jello? Jacob Black would eat it of course, silly. Read hillarious, short stories like this!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,135 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009
On the Corner of First and Amistad by Sierra Swan reviews
Came up w/ the idea when listening to You Found Me by the the fray; NOT based on song. Bella & Edward both have dark pasts: every1 near Bella has died or left her and Edward used to be beaten. They meet in a coffee shop at Washington State, B/E and AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,009 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009
Smiling Through the Pain by taylorjeanjn reviews
“Rosalie? It’s Bella. Please. You have to help me.” I was whispering as low as I possibly could, and speaking quickly; a habit that I had when I was nervous. There was a brief pause on the other end of the line... Book 2 in Breaking Dawn from BPOV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 60,072 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
When I Became a Princess 2 by dream-a-lot reviews
Rosalie's life isn't perfect anymore. She hates her boyfriend, her parents are dead, and she has to see Bella and Edward happily in love every day. On top of that, she's making the wedding arrangements. You don't have to read When I Became a Princess. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 111 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Rosalie
When I Became a Princess by dream-a-lot reviews
One day, Bella learns that she's the lost Princess of France. She travels to Paris and learns that she was/is betrothed to Price Edward. Inside the lives of the rich, royal, and famous, you'll learn of the scandals, deals, and secrets. All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 77,402 - Reviews: 1901 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Complete
Unexpected Truths and A New Friendship by MadderThanTheCheshire reviews
Bella reveals a deep dark secret about her past to the Cullens with Jasper's help. Jasper's POV - Better than it sounds I swear!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,644 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Asassins Of Volterra by BloodWhiteWolf reviews
Edward Left Bella And She Becomes The Familar Empty Shell We All Know About. She's Changed By The Volturi And Is Now Princess Of The Volturi And Leader Of The Assassins Of Volterra. When The Cullen's Need Protection Will They See It's Her? ExB R&R PLEASE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,749 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Trust by Sierra Swan reviews
Bella and Edward have always been best friends, when Bella is raped she has panic attacks whenever any guy tries to touch her. Edward has to work to regain her trust and in the process they both fall in love. All human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 48,584 - Reviews: 1185 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
Pen palls : by natalia1234-13 reviews
Bella and Alice have been pen palls for over a year now. What will whappen when Bella comes to visit Alice and her brother Edward? Will sparks fly? or will there be boundaries? Rated K for now...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,799 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Bella, Alice
Vanished by worldbuiltfortwo reviews
Emmett is left with Nessie for the weekend while the rest hunt. The Cullens return to find that they have not been home for hours. Was it a prank or are they in trouble? Post BD. Canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,912 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Complete
No More Tears to Shed by cpagirl reviews
Edward leaves Bella in Twilight. She finds out she is a great singer, and gets a record deal. While writing a song she is attacked and changed.What happens 18 years later when the Cullens find out, and want her back as part of the family?Rated T incase.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 47,159 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Insanity by Hikari102490 reviews
Bella was 14 the night it happened, that terrible event she has forgotten. Now in a Sanitarium she’s faced with Nightmares that haunt her every night. Dr. Carlisle Cullen decides to take her on personally. Edward, his son, in training, meets Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 56,735 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
High School for the Cullens by reader13lovesbooks reviews
It is a new town for the Cullens. What could possibly be horrible about six vampires stuck in a building full of hormonal teenagers and perverted staff? How about a vampire in a hospital with desperate nurses? Esme's here. Renesmee and Jacob on honeymoon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 55,037 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008
Maria by ahemyywe150 reviews
All human! Bella is aspiring towards her dream job but when a family crisis hits her, she has to adapt. This means getting a job as a babysitter for a cute little kid. Except there's one little snag: the kid's brother, Edward Cullen. BxE R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,004 - Reviews: 3013 - Favs: 2,582 - Follows: 1,362 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Abigail by kirajefferson95 reviews
Carlisle had a daughter named Abigail. She has not seen her father since he was turned. He put her up for adoption and she was bitten 2 months later. this is set after bella is a vampire.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009
Clandestine by Annilaia reviews
Edward, home for the summer takes a job teaching piano to a young Swan girl. When he falls in love for the oldest Swan daughter, Edward has to keep their relationship a secret, as he deals with his Mother, his cousin, and how much in love he is with Bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,935 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Edward, Bella
I'm not okay by Antlers reviews
Bella and Edward grew up in an orphanage together, and when Edward gets adopted by Dr. Cullen and his wife, it tears them up inside. Edward promised her they would see each other again, but Bella is doubtful. After all, it's not such a small world.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,387 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Heartbeats by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
Bella Swan is left in a coma after a fateful plane crash that killed almost every single passenger. Her heartbeats are numbered, and she wonders if she'll ever see her family again. But is there some else who can make her wake up? AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Five Minutes to Midnight by queeenb reviews
Bella Swan has been treated like dirt by her stepmother and stepsisters all her life. That is, until Edward Cullen came along. Too bad shes a nobody and hes everything she could ever dream of. Canon pairings. AH. "Cinderella"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,641 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Wrath of Emmett by Lady-0-Twilight reviews
What happens when Emmett is in the mood for pranking? How will he make even the bravest of the Cullens curse and scream? And will he prank Bella? Will the others think up a prank for Emmett? Read to see what happens! Rubbish summary, the story is better!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,670 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
No Day Like A Rainy Day by StorytheBrave reviews
I accidently deleted the original so Read and Review! Bella and Emmett pull pranks agianst the other Cullens, but what happens when they return.... Very Funny!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Bella - Complete
TrickorTreat by My Beloved reviews
Post-Breaking Dawn: This is Renesmee's first Halloween. In fact it is everyone's save Bella and Jacob first Halloween. Trick-or-Treating with the Cullens, what could possibly go wrong?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,280 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Edward's Princess by little-nessieC reviews
Edward & Nessie moments before, during, and after her 1st BDay! Super cute, a must read! Finally finished!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Edward - Complete
Everything or Nothing by micchi sakura reviews
Bella Swan is happy with her perfect life. Then it's all taken away from her with one deadly disease. Even if she has found a new source of happiness, will Edward be strong enough to change her, and keep her, when she's lying on her deathbed? sakura's ff
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,436 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008
Back in the Day by micchi sakura reviews
Quartering Act:announced by Parliament!-the colonial newspaper read. Just then a knock came at our door. As the servant opened it, a tall handsome young man walked in. I gulped. I had met him before, long ago. And now he was a redcoat. Won't father be mad
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Edward, Bella
Famous by twilightseries4life reviews
All human. Bella Swan and Edward Cullen are a famous hollywood couple. Edward and Bella need a break from all the hollywood madness so they get disguises and try to blend in at forks high. What will happen? Its already BxE but Give this a try.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,431 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Bella, Edward
Famous by mikenewtonisabadass reviews
This is twilighseries4life's story. She didn't want to continue so handed down the job to me - so that is why it starts at chapter 12! Basically, Edward and Bella are celebrities who disguise themselves at Forks High. But they aren't prepared for LAUREN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 64 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bella's Nights by xStayWithMe reviews
Just a bunch of short stories put together about Edward and Bella's nights together, while she is human. The dreams and nightmares that she has with him there, their conversations, and moments together. SUMMARY INSIDE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,948 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Alice's New Pet by OverlyObbsessedAboutTwilight reviews
Alice gets lonely so she gets a pet, what will happen to it when Jasper gets jealous?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,009 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Alice - Complete
Eternal Love by reader13lovesbooks reviews
When Esme Platt moves to Forks to escape her abusive fiance, she never expected to fall in love with the mysterious Dr. Cullen. But what happens when said fiance shows up? From the author of High School for the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 19,418 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
A Child of the Night by l'heure bleue reviews
"I'm like a Vampire," she murmured. "Because, in mere seconds, the sun could kill me." - Bella Swan is a girl living her life in fear of the light. Edward Cullen is simply a normal boy. They're worlds apart, but... "You're my sun, Edward." – ExB ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 194,119 - Reviews: 9641 - Favs: 2,307 - Follows: 944 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Out of the Shadows, Into the Light by reader13lovesbooks reviews
A new vampire is in town, but she's different than others of her kind - whether that's good or bad is unknown. She is taken in by the Cullens, but things start getting out of hand...Canon Pairings, OC/OC, from the author of High School for the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,325 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009
A Love Story by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
AU/All human. Bella and Edward fall in love at first sight, but their love is forbidden. Typical story, original plot. Sort of a modern day Romeo and Juliet, but more based off of a song. Will they live to see the day they can be together? Canon pairings
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,174 - Reviews: 1210 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kaleidoscope by lalalanerd reviews
Bella is a woman in New York City with a lot of debt and a strong dislike for the "Stupid pretty boys with their stupid money and stupid jobs". Will her attitude change upon meeting the mysterious and wealthy Edward Cullen? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 92,204 - Reviews: 1915 - Favs: 1,471 - Follows: 1,649 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 2/21/2008
Goodbye by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
For seven years I watched and waited. But there was only so much that I could put my heart through, and the night I finally told him, was the night I let him go. AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 2516 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Rubik's Cubes by Miss Asian reviews
Of course, I would never beat my father. He was the most intelligent person I’d ever known in my existence. He could analyze anything. And I couldn’t even solve a freaking cube!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Carlisle, Alice - Complete
Every Kiss Begins With Kay by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
For "A Very Cullen Christmas Collaboration Contest." Sometimes commercials aren't always fake. All human. Co written with Bronzedhairgirl620. B/E One-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,172 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Promise by Carlisle'sPetiteDefenseur reviews
All The Cullen's Except for Carlisle have gone on a weekend hunting trip. What happens when Bella goes to La Push to tell Jacob something important, and he doesn't take it to well?Bella ends up going to Carlisle for help. Carlisle/Bella Friendship. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,423 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Only You by Annilaia reviews
Alice never believed in coincidence. Ten years ago the ouija board spelled out the name of her 'true love', she's been waiting for him ever since.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,501 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Good Night Bella by ronOReds reviews
Sequel to Good Morning Bella! Read first if you haven't! Alice throws Bella an unexpected Party. Emmett insists that Bella needs to loosen up to have fun, and he knows just what to give her to make it happen!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Complete
When We Were Young by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends since they were toddlers. When they grow older, will their friendship become something more? Stories from when they were little, through teen and adult years. Modern day. T for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 132,723 - Reviews: 5710 - Favs: 2,979 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 189 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
Now or Never by Cinnamint Kitty reviews
When Bella Swan was just four months pregnant, she was forced to leave Forks. Now fifteen years later, Hope Cullen wants to meet her father. How will Bella react upon hearing the news? Will Hope ever meet Edward and learn about her heritage?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 63,791 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Complete
Tube by Annilaia reviews
Bella Swan meets an attractive stranger while riding the tube home one day in London. She discovers that, it's not a dream, and they have a lot more in common, making them almost perfect for each other. AH, short story
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,580 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 1,081 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8366 - Favs: 7,483 - Follows: 1,718 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Attraction by Annilaia reviews
Bella tries to keep a bright outlook when she moves to Forks. Of course, after meeting Edward Masen everything just starts to look so much better, even tolerable. When you've got the sweetest boy standing in front of you things start to get easy... right?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,735 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 4/24/2008 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Complete
Good Morning Bella by ronOReds reviews
It's Bella's last Thursday as a human, and the Cullen siblings introduce Bella to a concept called "Thirsty Thursdays." Listen as Edward recounts the story of her crazy night!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 123 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
Confessions of Two Broken Hearts by twilightluver001 reviews
Bella and Edward meet again after 2 years. This time, Edward found her with some huge success. Now, there are two things standing in their way. Paige, the newest member of the Cullen's clan and Chris. Will Edward and Bella pick up from they left off? EPOV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 58,315 - Reviews: 1368 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Complete
Under Arrest by vjgm reviews
Add on to Family Therapy. Want to see what the Cullen kids did to get arrested and make Carlisle's Book of Shame? Read on! If you have not read family Therapy Cullen Style, this will not make sense.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 292 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
I like bears by Alice laughed reviews
Emmett in 200 words. I just couldn't leave him alone. I might add other subjects in the future.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 62 - Published: 11/2/2007
Casualties by Annilaia reviews
Sequel to Just the Summer. On the anniversary of her death Bella returns to Forks and meets someone she never would have imagined possible. Just when things start to look better, they both become the targets of one vampire's plot for revenge.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,258 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Transience by Annilaia reviews
Bella is a vampire with a complete blank for a past. When she meets the beautiful Edward Cullen it's love at first sight. Both of them will realize that he has had a bigger impact on her life than they expected, and he will help her remember her past.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,742 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Complete
Just the Summer by Annilaia reviews
Bella Swan has to go to Forks every summer. But the summer before her freshman year in highschool a new family moves to town, and Bella falls in love. How will she fare when the summer ends? Will she ever see him again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,501 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 2/8/2007 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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Little Rosalie reviews
After a 5-year-old Rosalie's parents dissappear, the Cullens adopt her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,347 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Rosalie
Times With The Cullens reviews
A story made of one-shots about things that could've happened during one of the Twilight books, before/after the series, or in between 2 books. Includes shopping, practical jokes, and tons of fun with desperate humans. R&R please.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,244 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 1/31/2010