Fabulous story mmk?
Uhh.. kso, names Kellie. :/
If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever ran into a door, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're so obsessed with Twilight that it's NOT even funny anymore, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are obsessed with Fanfiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If people think you're mentally insane, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If your friends are always telling you to shut up, but you don't, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If your friends are considering torturing you to shut up about a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever had a paper cut, and sucked on the blood, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have noticed yourself staring at peoples' necks, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you believe that vampires and werewolves live among us, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that people that have hot hands are werewolves, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If people say that you always have cold hands and you're thrilled by it, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that people who don't have cold hands are not normal, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're terrified of forests and ballet rooms, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Sirius(who is soo not serious) Black, copy this into your profile.
If you're a proud stalker and obessed love-struck girl of Seth Clearwater, copy this into your profile.
If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Jasper Hale, copy this into your profile
If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Remus Lupin, copy this into your profile.
Which book in the series is your favorite?
How long did it take you to read the books?
Who introduced you to the books?
Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?
What's your dream ending to the series?
Bella ends up with jacob, mmk?
Who is your favorite character?
Who's your favorite vampire?
Who is your favorite werewolf?
What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?
What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?
the part where he left :D
What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?
every time they are together
How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?
What was your favorite adventure/battle?
Final volturi battlee.
Which book cover was your favorite?
Eclipse, love me some ribbon.
Are these books among your favorite books of all?
Bold your favorite:
Team Edward/Team Jacob
Robert Pattinson/Taylor Lautner
Angela Weber/Jessica Stanley/Lauren Mallory
Mike Newton/Eric Yorkie/Tyler Crowley
Twilight/New Moon/Eclipse/Breaking Dawn
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If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy and paste this into your profile.
Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?
95% of people would panic if the Jonas brothers stood on the roof of a 3 story building and said they were about to jump. If you are one of the 5% who whould get all of your friends, some popcorn, and a soda and scream "JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!" copy this.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought your paper would protect you, you buttmuncher."
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
75% of people who read that tried to lick their elbow, and you are now smiling because that's exactly what you did.
Why don't we ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
If a cow laughed would milk come out of her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Fun things to do in an elevator.
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside, and ask, "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in one corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to open the doors, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open by themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them all to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at every floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises whenever someone else pushes a button.
10. Stare grinning at another person for a while, then say, "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square with chalk on the floor then say to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug with the other passengers. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the buttons for other people, but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say that you're waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi, Greg. How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone bends to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend that you're a flight attendant, and review emergency exits with the other passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Yell, "Group hug!", then enforce it.
23. Make race car noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congradulate all for being in the same lift as you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you just shup UP!"
26. Walk in with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!", then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring--don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say, "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, then say, "Is that your final answer?"
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask people what floor they want. Whenever they answer, give them a glare and say, "You should be ashamed of yourself!"
33. Ask loudly, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell different people that you can see their aura.
35. When the door closes, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long black cloak with a hood, stare at everyone, and in a deep voice announce: "It is time..."
38. Say your Majesty when anybody gets on.
39. Introduce yourself as Lord Voldemort.
40. Ask people which floor they want and why, and then announce that you're going to the floor with Olympus on it because you didn't steal any lightening.
41. Hang Ethan Hunt style from the ceiling of the elevator and speak ominously when someone enters "Heloooooooo"
42. Still hanging from the ceiling, drop onto whoever comes in.
43. Try to make up and sing lyrics for the boring elevator music.
44. Try to start a My-Briefcase-is-better-than-yours contest.
45. Hold a ring and say, "My precious"
TOP 8 REASONS WHY INSANIY IS AWESOME:
1. Your real name: Kellie Madison
2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go):Llekxie.
3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name plus "izzle"): Kelizzle
4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Black Panda
5. Your Soap Opera name (your middle name and the street you live on): Aha.
6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Madke
7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Red Sprite
8. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): Denise Thomas
9. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Bandit