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The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,768 - Reviews: 19565 - Favs: 6,610 - Follows: 4,499 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Movie Night by a-nano-mess reviews
The week is such a drag when you have movie night with your man-whore best friend to look forward to. AH/CANON/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,231 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Bella, Edward
Pay Up! by Artemis Leaena reviews
2/S - When Bella loses a bet against Alice, she has no choice but to pay the piper ... er ... pixie. But will the price of losing - Edward - be too much of a punishment for Bella? Or is he just the prize she's been waiting for? AH, OOC B/EPOV, M for language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,339 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Pound of Flesh by jaxon22 reviews
To pay a debt she owes her father, Isabella Swan starts a new job as a prison tutor. Edward Cullen, with his own debts, is the Punk Ass inmate in her class. Can they fight the odds and their dangerous attaction to learn from each other? A/H, Lemons, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 517,119 - Reviews: 21187 - Favs: 10,289 - Follows: 7,878 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Meyer Wood Boarding School by LeAh111 reviews
Bella, Alice and Rosalie are triplets going to Meyer Wood then they meet the infamous Edward,Emmett and Jasper.Problem: they're players! They also have the Queen B's Aka SLuts on their backs. How will they survive? simple; show them who's boss!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 45,226 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Edward, Bella
Isabella Marie Swan Volturi The Fourth Ruler by WhiteWolfLegend reviews
Bella is the fourth ruler of the vampire world - Full summery inside... OOC Ra:T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 49 - Words: 77,026 - Reviews: 962 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Antique Ring by Bella.Diggory reviews
Isabella came to America in 1912 aboard the Titanic. Her parents were killed, she wasn't. She lives with a kind family, meets and falls in love with Edward Masen. She disappears, 92 years later a girl named Bella Swan moves to forks. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,292 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Late Night Encounters by kyla713 reviews
Lonely ER doc Edward Cullen goes online one night in curiosity, never expecting to find what was awaiting him. AH/possibly some OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 142,693 - Reviews: 9468 - Favs: 8,245 - Follows: 6,159 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Drive Me Wild by DETaylor reviews
History Professor Edward has been pining away for his sweet, smart, beautiful student. When she lets her inner vixen out to play, will he be able to resist?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,539 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lies of the Soul by knicnort3 reviews
Edward and Ben grew up together, closer than best friends. They relied on each other for everything and told every secret -or did they? After a devastating secret tears them apart, years later Edward meets Bella and feels a connection to her that he only felt with one other person. What is Bella's link to Ben, and how will Edward react when he finds out? AH, AU, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 120,235 - Reviews: 1208 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Will You Bail Me Out? by bellacullen202 reviews
oneshot. Bella and Renee are in jail. Now Bella has to call on the one person she'd rather keep this from to bail her out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,322 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Married My Ex Boss by tinklove reviews
Bella is forced to go to Vegas with her sister-in-law to cheer up after a bad breakup. Edward, who is Bella’s ex-boss, has a meeting in Vegas. They meet, get drunk and end up married. She asks for divorce, he asks for 6 months. Canon-couples. Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 217,271 - Reviews: 3651 - Favs: 4,040 - Follows: 1,605 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lost and Found by 19-twilight-fan-93 reviews
When Charlie moves to La Push with Sue, Bella is welcome into the Cullen house wih open arms. What happens when there is a box found while cleaning out Bella's room? Cannon Pairings. Cullens - Vampires Bella - Human
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,554 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
So You Think You Can Dance Cullen? by darkroselight reviews
Bella is a young dancer living in Phoenix and a hopeful contestant on the next season of "So You Think You Can Dance" where she meets none other than Edward Cullen. Full summary inside. Normal pairings, All Human. E/B, A/J, R/Em
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 262,890 - Reviews: 1105 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Hinges of Fate by LeechLover81 reviews
Minutes before Edward Cullen's birth, his dying Grandfather made a prediction of five terrible days that Edward will endure. With the help of his loved ones can he overcome these five days? More importantly will his last terrible day be his last day ever?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,869 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Altered Criminal by Bellaward1105 reviews
Edward Cullen, imprisoned because of a crime meets a certain brunette who will alter his life forever... AH. BXE. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,720 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Sexcapades of Edward and Bella by SamsLovelySummerGirl reviews
Bella and Edward have become very comfortable with their activities between the sheets. So comfortable, in fact, that one of them has considered the idea of trying something new...E/B AU/AH Series of One-shots.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,804 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
On the Double by MasenVixen reviews
It's Bella's first day on the job as a body double in the new Edward Masen film. First up? The sex scene...O/S for the Haiti Compilation. Rated M for lemons. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,631 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 3,875 - Follows: 1,134 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Getting Warmer by eiluned price reviews
After their honeymoon on Isle Esme, Bella gets to spend more time being human with Edward as they travel cross-country to New Hampshire and beyond, and learn about art, love and temperature differentials. AU. BxE. Newlyweds being newlyweds, so lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 165,751 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Second Choice by vampiresandwerewolfs reviews
Edward has been in love with Tanya forever. When Bella moves to Forks and falls for him she and her cousin Alice will do everything in their power to show him who Tanya really is.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,213 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/9/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Girl in the Pink Pajamas by ericastwilight reviews
A short story of a boy who falls in love the night of his neighbor's slumber party. Watch them grow from kids to young adults. Former witfit prompt.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,310 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 119 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Warm Nights by ChocolateLover82 reviews
Bella needs a break from her busy life. When she heads to a beach house for a week, relaxing times are not all she finds. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,822 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
White Pills and Dollar Bills by K.J. Wood reviews
While grieving the death of his older brother, Tyler Hawkins learns the values of life through a runaway stripper named Mallory.
Crossover - Remember Me & Welcome to the Rileys - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,750 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011
Hooters & Peckers by mylittlebakersdozen reviews
Store clerk Edward deals with his boss, a flirtatious girlfriend, and some interesting customers during his shift at the local adult toy shop. **2nd Place Winner in the Pick Your Own Adventure contest!**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,961 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Edward - Complete
A night time conversation by HolicGirlXXX reviews
"Um…hi…?" he whispers, "Sorry to wake you up but this is the only time I can talk to you without, well, looking like an idiot."
Tangled - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
Life Without You by suddenlysalad reviews
once returning to the castle, eugene is immediately taken to jail, awaiting his sentence. he gets his sentencing and there's not much rapunzel can do about, nor can she save him from his chosen fate. but this turn of event takes a deathly toll on rapunzel
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,634 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
Love Affair by twilightcullen21 reviews
Bella is happily married to Emmett Cullen but what happens when she starts having a passionate love affair with her brother in law Edward Cullen?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 58,783 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Exes and Ohs by Brain in the Gutter reviews
When social worker, Bella Swan takes a possible abuse call, the last thing she expected to see is the hunky doctor whom she's been secretly panting over to be the one to answer the door. Expanded from one shot Milk and Cookies. ExB AU AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,170 - Reviews: 1117 - Favs: 1,421 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
S&M by StarkidPotterFan reviews
What was supposed to be a romantic dinner, turns into a wild night. Bella must be taught a lesson...Dominant Edward and Submissive Bella story. Songfic to Rihanna's S&M. Smut with emotion.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,238 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Beginning of An End by x-twiilight-x reviews
When Tyler's car goes out of control in Twilight, Bella gets hit and dies. Bella's soul is forced to wander the earth, always following Edward. And when Bella finds something out that Edward needs to know, and him unable to see her, how can she tell him?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 20,206 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Eat You Up by TwilightObsessed11 reviews
Edward Cullen,the Forks high school man whore. Bella Swan,the Phoenix high school whore. What happens when Bella has to move to the small town of Forks? What happens when these two people meet? Rated M for a reason! Language&Lemons! Oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,932 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ice Puddle by DeLIElah reviews
Edward has just moved into the apartment building that houses the girl of his dreams, quite literally. Will he be able to find out who she is and put an end to his endless fantasies? Edwards POV of Water Rippling, AU AH, canon, smut, twoshot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,409 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Strike A Pose by SuperSexySisters reviews
When ever i see lightning i pose because God is taking a picture of me. Just a cute one-shot of Edward and Bella. My first fanfiction so be nice! read & review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Flower Glow by Miss Quartermain reviews
Flynn/Eugene didn't survive Gothel's fatal stabbing because Rapunzel's tear didn't fall on his cheek. Now Rapunzel has to find out how best to survive without her loveable thief. AU Flynn/Rapunzel. Don't worry, I won't make it too sad.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 58,545 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
I Shall Believe by drotuno reviews
This is what happens when two really close friends, roommates, and needy people decide to make a 'friends with benefits' arrangement. This is what happens when words are said without thinking. This is what happens when you think you know someone. AH E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,321 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Queen of The Volturi by Sofia Lawrence reviews
Bella has been a Vampire for thousands of years. She and Edward are separated, and he can't understand why. Bella sits on a throne in the Volturi Castle. This is her story. No Renesme
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,507 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When Forever is Way To Long by Andi 31 reviews
Edward and Bella have been married for 200 years and Frankly they are getting on each others last nerves. all Vampire , Mature for Language and one explicit scene.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Missing Letters by the-glory-days reviews
Edward decides that it's time that he and Bella finish what they started and complete the game. -- Fandom Gives Back Auction Pieces -- Companion piece to Alphabet Weekends
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,776 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 1,828 - Follows: 2,042 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Bella, Edward
What Do You Think of Irving? by P.I.D reviews
Rapunzel has been acting strangely lately and Flynn is determined to get to the bottom of it.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,689 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
Anniversary by Lady Greenbrier reviews
Rapunzel decides to celebrate the anniversary of the day she met Eugene. But she forgot that she also knocked him out three times that day. One-shot, fluffy.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
The Bigger They Are by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
Confirmed bachelor and career soldier, Edward Cullen was perfectly happy with his life. Until a young punk busted his windshield. Suddenly, he finds himself drawn to a beautiful widow with a LOT of baggage- four rambunctious sons. AH/AU - COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 304,177 - Reviews: 9302 - Favs: 4,853 - Follows: 2,541 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Royal Portrait by amtserg reviews
Just a short little one-shot. Lots o' fluff.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
She Finally Said Yes by Spacemin Spiff reviews
Five times Flynn Ryder asked Rapunzel to marry him and one time Eugene Fitzherbert did.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
A Simple Note by PostSecret Prompt Contest reviews
A PostSecret Prompt Contest Entry: "You Are Loved." Someone slipped this note under my dorm room door last year & it made my day. Thank you, I needed to hear it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Once Upon A December by IamTheAlleyCat reviews
AH/AU Bella's last words to her mother were "I hate you". Three years later, still struggling with guilt, she tries to drown her sorrow in a one-night stand with a stranger whose name she doesn't know. Loads of fluff. The Sunflower Awards nominee.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,825 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Me Plus You Equals Forever by Smart-Girl21 reviews
This is an all human story. Bella is unnoticed by everyone or so she thought, until a little help from her best friend Alice.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,758 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Learning Edward by They Call Me Dreamer reviews
You know how Edward said if they were back in his time he would have courted her aroung town? Well its 1916 and Edward and Bella are back in 20th century Chicago. Edward is human. Bella learns the life of Edward when he was human and living in Chicago.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Memento Mori by Blue Rowan reviews
What exactly happened to Flynn Rider when he died?
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Flynn R. - Complete
Blondie by redbeanmochi reviews
Rapunzel will never see her blond hair ever again. Or will she? Oneshot! Horrible summary, I know. The story's much better, I promise. Rates and reviews make a happy author :
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Complete
Paint on the Walls by best with breadsticks reviews
Oneshot: There really is only one person who could ever capture his nose in an illustration just right.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
Working with the enemy by Mega-Twilight-fan1991 reviews
Bella Swan and Edward Cullen hate each other. Edwards the school player and Bella despises him. What happens when there forced to work together on a school project? All human, normal pairings, kinda OOC! rated m for bad language, just incase.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 56,274 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Meteor Shower by twilightsagalover28 reviews
This is a series of one shots about when/how the Cullens have gotten expelled. A hundred years after Breaking Dawn. They are recapping the stories. REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,588 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Mundane Human Needs by yOyOoo reviews
Right, so in breaking dawn, bella talks about 'no more mundane human needs' during her and edward's second honey moon. But did sm ever explore all those needs? Funny one shots. Read and review please! "complete" 'till I get new inspiration :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Love Story For The Ages by missrebecca reviews
NOMINATED FOR A SHIMMER AWARD! Edward was changed in 1918 unaware that his betrothed lay dying in an alley outside the hospital. Every eighteen years she comes back to him, only to die a horrible death. Can they find a way to stop it, before it's too lat
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,044 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No Way to Lose by mnov29 reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends forever, and they are just realizing they are in love.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,085 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Twilight Saga Sunset by Laforn Langley reviews
A story of Bella and Edward, that takes up where the last book left off. This story has a lot of twist and turns that make you think you know who did it and whats going on, until you get to the last page and realize...you were wrong.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63,236 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Bottle Of Bailey's and a Spoon Named Fred by Twisted Bloodlust reviews
On a particularly boring afternoon, Emmett seeks out some fun and finds it in the form of a bottle of Bailey's. A lot of mess and ridiculousness later, Bella is drunk and none of the Cullens are quite sure how to handle it. OOC/DrunkBella/SexualInnuendos
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,124 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
A Betting Man by mybluesky reviews
Edward makes a bet with Bella's ex, James, that he can bed her. Bella learns of the bet through a friend and decides to string Edward along for a bit and subsequently land herself a hot date for her friend's wedding. Things soon get very interesting...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 181,108 - Reviews: 6292 - Favs: 5,173 - Follows: 2,704 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bad Fauxmance by stella luna sky reviews
Typical formula: boy meets girl. Boy befriends girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Girl has no idea. Boy is afraid to tell her, because Boy - me, Edward Cullen - has been pretending to be gay to keep Girl's man-hating self in his life. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,411 - Reviews: 4126 - Favs: 3,411 - Follows: 2,389 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
50 First Dates by ValGal95 reviews
Imagine having to make the love of your life fall in love with you every single day. What if she forgot who you were as soon as she woke up? This is a love story that proves true love really has no bounds. B&E.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 207,178 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Keeping A Secret by jellyjo2014 reviews
Quick one-shot as of right now. May add more later - How difficult is it to keep a secret in the Cullen house? Well...let's find out! - Rated T for sexual references. Cannon Pairings. R&R Nessie's here too!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Complete
Pranks and Games Cullen Style by HPTL reviews
Whenever the Cullens go to a new town, they let them know who their messing with. What happens when they run into some old High School classmates? ALL VAMPIRES! :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,194 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Complete
Just Friends by Poddle reviews
Bella Swan has a crush on Edward Masen but thinks they'll only ever be just friends. What will happen when they have to share a cottage together as part of a school assignment? *All Human!*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 32,648 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bedtime Stories by Justine Lark reviews
Renesmee is a unique child, and ordinary bedtime stories just won't do! A few years post-BD, Edward puts his own spin on classic fairytales to help his daughter fall asleep. A different Twilight-style fairytale each chapter. Vampie & Sparkle Award winner!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,448 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie
I Love My Own Rival by vampireheiress13 reviews
Bella and Edward are rivals since-birth. then something happens that will brought them closer together. Edward helps bella got a revenge on her ex-bf. will they realize that they were the one meant to be together?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 51,535 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
1810 by xiiluvyuhhx reviews
Isabella Swan, princess of France, is the care-free, fun-loving girl. Prince Edward Cullen of England never knew much of life besides the law. When Princess Isabella bumps into him while on the run from her own wedding, these two are in for an adventure.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,212 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rosalie's Revenge, Served Cold by javamomma0921 reviews
Rose gives Bella an edited version of Royce's murder. Here's the whole story about what transpired that night. Rated M for violence, language, and references to rape. Third Place Veteran's Category for the Canon Fodder Challenge.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,968 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Rosalie - Complete
Help Wanted by jaxon22 reviews
Bella Swan applies for the job of PA to the rude, arrogant and distant Hollywood star Edward Cullen. Will she be able to do her job without letting feelings get in the way? A/H Lush Lemons Graphic and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 607,440 - Reviews: 12596 - Favs: 9,935 - Follows: 3,886 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Valentine's Day Dare Hunt by JMFanficQueen reviews
The Cullen kids used to play a Dare Hunt every Valentines Day. Now that Edward has Bella, the game is begun again. The only problem is, it's a game of dares! From burning clothes to cake to proposing, can Bella survice the Cullens verion of a game?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 38,005 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Help Wanted Outtakes by jaxon22 reviews
Outtakes from the completed story Help Wanted. DO NOT read unless you have read that first. Language and lemons apply.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 49,467 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 790 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Bella, Edward
Promise by Lil Vamp Girl reviews
Bella met Edward when she was 6. However, when Edward leaves, she meets with an accident and forgets about him. The two meet again 11 years after their separation. Will Bella remember Edward and the promise they made so many years ago?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 81,604 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cupid Painted Blind by Kaitsa reviews
Edward and Bella have always been neighbors. Bella was born blind, but Edward never minded, they were inseparable. Somehow they turned into best friends with benefits. But all is about to change this summer. AH/AU OOC. Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,465 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stayin' Alive One Shot by javamomma0921 reviews
It's Nessie's "18th" birthday. What happens when the Cullens rent a night club for the party and go out dancing? Read and find out. Complete and utter silliness in side. Canon couples. Post-BD. R&R, please.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
It Started When We Were Younger, You Were Mine by AiiRobsession reviews
Their friendship started when Bella was 9 & Edward was 10. They grew up as best friends. Laughing, hating, playing and teasing each other. What happens when as time passes one falls when the other have another? All HUMANS. OOC. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,755 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Bella, Edward
Our Perfect Life by Bella.Diggory reviews
One-shot spin-off to my story THE ANTIQUE RING. This is the life that they would have had, had Edward never gotten sick, and Isabella never disappeared.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,017 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Controlled Burn by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Summary: Bella has always joked about marrying Alice’s much younger brother so she could be a part of her best friend’s family, but now he’s all grown up and hot. Bella tries to control the burn for him, but it quickly becomes a raging fire. ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 124,722 - Reviews: 11221 - Favs: 4,396 - Follows: 2,127 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Complete
Golden Days by Klavierliebe reviews
Bella Swan doesn't think she's ready for kindergarten just yet -- especially when she meets those zany kids she'll soon call her best friends. Ed/B, J/A, Em/R, C/Es
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,000 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Complete
Game, Set, Match by Chedea reviews
Edward, the deliciously cocky ladies man has a notorious reputation with women, meets best friend Alice's long term friend from high school, an equally confident man eater, Bella. Has he met his match? M for language and seriously sweet lemonade
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,682 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Secrets by TheSingingGirl reviews
It was the second thing I ever saw. A family. And a blurred girl. Alice's visions of Edward's future mate, years before she was born. Winner of the Twilight Anniversary Challenge!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,387 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Alice, Edward - Complete
Midnight Caller by KatieBelleCullen reviews
Bella is left alone for the evening and has the entire house all to herself. Well, maybe not quite. . .M for dark, smutty times.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,136 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 1,127 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Milk and Cookies by Brain in the Gutter reviews
Bella's day started out bad and only got worse. Will milk and cookies with a sexy doc change it for the better? My entry for Ninapolitan's D.I.L.F. Contest. BxE AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,974 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blast from the past! by Purkayz reviews
Bella vists Jacob one day. He is building a time machine.He warns her not to touch but Bella does anyway. A flast of light occours and before Bella knows it she's in the year 2005,when she first came to forks! *All vampires. Disclaimer I dont own twilight
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,200 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stitches in Time by ericastwilight reviews
After getting injured and requiring stitches, Dr. Edward Cullen and his daughter meet the one woman that could make or break him. For Ninapolitan's Dilf Contest. Written with lisa89. First Place Winner of the D.I.L.F Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,349 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 247 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
a rainy day by innocent.vampire reviews
bella and edward are bestfriends. but one rainy day in NYU will change it all. one shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,138 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Mild Spring Day by Sierra Sitruc reviews
Bella thinks she’s pregnant. To show their solidarity, Alice and Rosalie take pregnancy tests, too. When the wrong test comes up positive, hilarity ensues. Possibly Crack. AUAH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,053 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Double Take by Heartless.Forever reviews
Isabella Swan was a nerdy girl who was picked on by the popular kids in school, especially Edward Cullen. When she moves back after almost six years during her senior year of high school, how will things change? AH ExB. REWRITE: MASTERS OF WAR.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,962 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Enjoying the View by dqwhit19 reviews
Bella has spent every Saturday morning this summer ogling that hot piece Edward Cullen. Why won't he notice her? And is she prepared for what may happen if he does?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,701 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Officer Goodbody by Kambria Rain reviews
Fresh out of rehab, Nessie decides to reconnect with her big sister Bella. Staying out of trouble isn’t so easy, especially with a cop living next door. Companion piece to Bella Swan: Kidnapper. The missing moments of Jake and Nessie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,572 - Reviews: 1940 - Favs: 1,690 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Truth or Dare a day with the Cullens by lizzyvamp1901 reviews
It all started with a game of Truth or Dare. Now, the Cullens will remember that summer for the rest of their eternal lives. WARNING This fanfiction includes Edward as a stripper, DETENTION, Jazz being eaten and Bella getting arrested... by Charlie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 33,338 - Reviews: 1788 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nessie Gets her Hair Cut by Yoga Girl reviews
Renesmee finally needs her hair cut. It has reached her ankles, and she's getting it tangled up. See how this desision causes a family uproar.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Complete
Insomniacs: Hide And Seek by Whatserrname reviews
The Cullens decide it is time for Bella to join in one of their favourite night-time activities, Hide and Seek. But this isn't just any old children's game, this is nation-wide, full scale Hide and Seek. Vampire Style. Just a bit of fun. Post Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,622 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
First Period by ShesInLoveWithTheBoy reviews
Nessie gets her first period... And only the guys are home. Renesmee P.O.V.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Fight by Xenexian reviews
When Emmett finds a pair of Bella's underwear in the sofa, how will Edward react? Challenge reply for TJC! Emmet and Edward just friends
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8483 - Favs: 13,180 - Follows: 2,687 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Masen and Swan: The FBI’s Most Unwanted by Gleena reviews
Special Agent Bella Swan, the FBI’s most unwanted, is partnered with the bureau’s poster boy, SA Edward Masen. Their chemistry keeps them on their toes as they travel to Forks to investigate a series of mysterious deaths. Epic T Collaboration Gleena/ebhg
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,421 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullen Prank Week by BellissaAdreana reviews
Sequel to Truth or Dare Cullen Style! It's a year later, and Alice suddenley announces the Cullen's forgotten ritual of Prank Week! Now, knowing the way that the Cullens are, you know that this won't be a regular prank week! Oh no, they're going all out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,459 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009
Ask Me in a Hundred Years by Justine Lark reviews
Why was marriage so important to Edward? He told Bella, “A hundred years from now, when you’ve gained enough perspective to really appreciate the answer, I will explain it to you.” Now the time has come!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Yellow Car by Kuramastrass reviews
By some miracle the Cullens convince Bella to go on a camping trip. But the trip takes a very strange but hilarious turn when Bella accidentally introduces the vampires to a game known as yellow car, in which the losing players must remove their clothes!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nessie's Nightmare by TheSingingGirl reviews
A month after Breaking Dawn ends, the aftershocks are still being felt. Renesmee has a nightmare one night, with Edward, Emmett and Jasper there to bear witness. Jasper's POV. "Have you noticed how she's almost obsessed with people saying goodbye?"
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Jasper, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
24 Hours in a new skin by Amber Elm reviews
This is an AU but NOT OOC story that came to me. It would take place before Breaking Dawn. Edward gets the chance to be human for 24 hours. What will he do? How will Bella react? The rating is necessary because I think you can guess some things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,776 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One for the Money by dqwhit19 reviews
Bella Swan is a quiet high school English teacher. Edward Cullen is a rich doctor. What happens when he unknowingly bids on her at Alice's bachelorette auction? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 56,415 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 1,637 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Complete
My Brother's First Date by TheSingingGirl reviews
Alice, of course, watched the entire meadow scene. She had to, just in case. Well, alright, so she was curious. And she had to interfere, just a little... Canon APOV
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,482 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Alice, Edward - Complete
Sporting World, Here I Come by Doomed.Youth reviews
What happens when Bella/Balin decides to go to a sporting school for exceptional young boys? And when you give Balin a pair of Chuck Taylors and a basketball? All will be revealed! All Human, OCC. T- maybe for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,150 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Truth or Dare: Cullen Style by Aishwarya Swan-Cullen reviews
Truth or Dare Cullen style is seriously extreme, and Edward, Emmett and Jasper fall victims to a vicious dare given by none other than Alice. this was a challenge my friend gave me The one-shot has everything from play to tutus, an will keep you laughing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Emmett, Alice - Complete
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2855 - Favs: 2,043 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Introducing Renesmee by ebhg reviews
Edward's POV during Bella's change when he introduces his daughter to the Cullens. Based on the glimpse of memory Ness shows Bella. This story makes reference to another that I've written,'Edward's Epiphany' but they can stand alone.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,224 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Let The Games Begin by luvemmett reviews
Bella joins the Cullens for Truth and Dare, except it's not your ordinary Truth and Dare - this is Cullen Style. How does Edward get stuck in Bella's truck with Mike and Jake? And what's with Alice in Wal-mart clothes? Who will win? Who will chcken out?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 37,071 - Reviews: 1075 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7609 - Favs: 8,672 - Follows: 2,446 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What's Cookin? by Anemies reviews
Emmett and Rosalie visits Mama McCarty and what do mothers do best? of course to humiliate their children- she shows Rose a photo and reminisce Emmett's childhood and one story stands out. One-shot. All human. Comedy.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Deep Secrets by musicalwithfangs reviews
The guys are out, and Alice wants to play a game. Unfortunately, Bella knows that the only game Alice will play is one that will embarrass Bella...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,097 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Complete
We Were Drunk, My Boyfriend's Not Gonna Be Happy by Bella's Bff reviews
All Human: Edward and Rose are Bf/Gf, as are Jasper and Bella, and Emmett and Alice. They are all best friends, and living in the same building. College ends, and they decide to celebrate. What happens when they wake up in eachother's bed's? EXB EMXR JXA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,896 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Babysitting by runaway xo reviews
All Human! Bella is stuck babysitting the devil himself, when she notices a strange color in the corner of a sliding glass door. "It was a strange auburn color, almost brick-like, but not as dull." AU. B/E. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,606 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 62 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Truth They See by Maiden of the Moon reviews
In an ordinary high school in the somewhat-near future, the Cullen family secret is discovered. Sort of.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Edward - Complete
Every Father's Sacrifice by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
BD SPOILERS. Just a cute, fluffy little one-shot. Nessie discovers pick-up lines, and her and her mother use them on Daddy. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 155 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Butterfly Kisses by l'heure bleue reviews
”It's a father's right,” Charlie explained to me, a smile dancing on his lips. ”To steal his baby girl away from the groom ... for just one dance.” - Edward watches Renesmee on her wedding day. TWILIGHT AWARD WINNER!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 104 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 181 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
Yes, Please by Coquettishness reviews
COMPLETE. One-shot. While out of town, Bella devises a way to finally seduce the ever virtuous Edward – with a little help from an unexpected source.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,361 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 1,384 - Follows: 196 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Would you rather by DelilahTCullen reviews
OK, Bells and Jazzy are home alone, bored out of their minds, so they play a game, and soon she has played with everyone. Just mature themes. ok THERE IS LEMON! Sorry, just the last chapter! FIVE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,912 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
Jasper's Shock by deepcutfighter reviews
When everyone but Bella, Edward, and Jasper are out hunting and Jasper goes up to Carlisle's office to get a book, but before he goes in he hears a comprmising conversation going on between Bella and Edward. *funny innuendo*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
The Cullens plus Amusement Park equals DISASTER! by Twilight Fan Girls reviews
The Cullens want to have some family fun together and settle on heading to an amusement park. The boys make bets on who thet think will hit the most rides, and the winner gets to force the others into embarrassing dares...but who will win? NEW CHAPTER UP
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,480 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
Funny noises by xJAYx reviews
Like usual there are noises coming from Rosalie and Emmett's bedroom but this time it is lasting ALOT longer than usual,even for the very horny couple. What's been happening? Innuendos all around! Rated T for innuendos.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Complete
Cinderella by l'heure bleue reviews
”I will dance with Cinderella ... I don't want to miss even one song. 'Cause all too soon the clock will strike midnight, and she'll be gone...” — WINNER of 2 Twilight Awards!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stupid, Shiny Cullen Cars by My-Bella reviews
Rated "M" for suggestive & naughty language. 'Sexy Cars' takes on a whole new meaning in this one shot about the Cullen family autos. This is a Cookie League production. If you enjoy, please check out our other stories.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
Bathroom Confessionals by My-Bella reviews
More than you ever wanted to know about the Cullens' bathrooms. Rated "M" for suggestive & naughty language. This is a Cookie League Production. If you enjoy, please check out our other stories.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
Jumping On The Bed by My-Bella reviews
A classic nursery rhyme with a vampire twist! And a surprising winner!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
Bella's Makeover by ThisNightIsOurs reviews
Bella Swan was your average nerd: glasses, frizzy hair always in a bun, never had fun, always studied. What happens when the one of the new kids, Alice Cullen, wants to give her a makeover that could change her life and help her find her true love? ExB :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,768 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Complete
Expecting by topaz addiction reviews
Disregards what happens in Eclipse. Cute little oneshots about Bella being pregnant. Some fun Cullen times await! Rated T just incase!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,390 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Naughty or Nice? by pandorasnotebook reviews
The Cullens decide which of them are naughty and nice for the Christmas season.Oneshot goodness!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
God Bless Catastrophe by emilie whoa reviews
What if Renee never left Forks? How would that affect Bella when she meets the new kids her first day of Freshmen year at Forks High?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,602 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete
How Do Angels Die? by pandorasnotebook reviews
Edward, dressed all in black, knelt by a marble stone. Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Complete
Boxers or Briefs? by Saiyachick reviews
/BellaxEdward/ What is Bella doing looking through Edward's underwear drawer? OneShot Drabble
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
All I Wanted Was Some Damn Cereal! by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Oneshot about a morning at the Cullens. Title says most of it. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 77 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Smart Ass reviews
Bella has a smart ass of a husband.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete