REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely

Lonely ER doc Edward Cullen goes online one night in curiosity, never expecting to find what was awaiting him. AH/possibly some OOC.

The week is such a drag when you have movie night with your man-whore best friend to look forward to. AH/CANON/OOC

Bella, Alice and Rosalie are triplets going to Meyer Wood then they meet the infamous Edward,Emmett and Jasper.Problem: they're players! They also have the Queen B's Aka SLuts on their backs. How will they survive? simple; show them who's boss!

Bella is the fourth ruler of the vampire world - Full summery inside... OOC Ra:T

Isabella came to America in 1912 aboard the Titanic. Her parents were killed, she wasn't. She lives with a kind family, meets and falls in love with Edward Masen. She disappears, 92 years later a girl named Bella Swan moves to forks. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE!

History Professor Edward has been pining away for his sweet, smart, beautiful student. When she lets her inner vixen out to play, will he be able to resist?

Edward and Ben grew up together, closer than best friends. They relied on each other for everything and told every secret -or did they? After a devastating secret tears them apart, years later Edward meets Bella and feels a connection to her that he only felt with one other person. What is Bella's link to Ben, and how will Edward react when he finds out? AH, AU, B/E

oneshot. Bella and Renee are in jail. Now Bella has to call on the one person she'd rather keep this from to bail her out.

When Charlie moves to La Push with Sue, Bella is welcome into the Cullen house wih open arms. What happens when there is a box found while cleaning out Bella's room? Cannon Pairings. Cullens - Vampires Bella - Human

Bella is a young dancer living in Phoenix and a hopeful contestant on the next season of "So You Think You Can Dance" where she meets none other than Edward Cullen. Full summary inside. Normal pairings, All Human. E/B, A/J, R/Em

Minutes before Edward Cullen's birth, his dying Grandfather made a prediction of five terrible days that Edward will endure. With the help of his loved ones can he overcome these five days? More importantly will his last terrible day be his last day ever?

Edward Cullen, imprisoned because of a crime meets a certain brunette who will alter his life forever... AH. BXE. One-shot.

Bella and Edward have become very comfortable with their activities between the sheets. So comfortable, in fact, that one of them has considered the idea of trying something new...E/B AU/AH Series of One-shots.

After their honeymoon on Isle Esme, Bella gets to spend more time being human with Edward as they travel cross-country to New Hampshire and beyond, and learn about art, love and temperature differentials. AU. BxE. Newlyweds being newlyweds, so lemons.

Edward has been in love with Tanya forever. When Bella moves to Forks and falls for him she and her cousin Alice will do everything in their power to show him who Tanya really is.

A short story of a boy who falls in love the night of his neighbor's slumber party. Watch them grow from kids to young adults. Former witfit prompt.

Bella needs a break from her busy life. When she heads to a beach house for a week, relaxing times are not all she finds. AH, ExB.

While grieving the death of his older brother, Tyler Hawkins learns the values of life through a runaway stripper named Mallory.

Store clerk Edward deals with his boss, a flirtatious girlfriend, and some interesting customers during his shift at the local adult toy shop. **2nd Place Winner in the Pick Your Own Adventure contest!**

"Um…hi…?" he whispers, "Sorry to wake you up but this is the only time I can talk to you without, well, looking like an idiot."

once returning to the castle, eugene is immediately taken to jail, awaiting his sentence. he gets his sentencing and there's not much rapunzel can do about, nor can she save him from his chosen fate. but this turn of event takes a deathly toll on rapunzel

Bella is happily married to Emmett Cullen but what happens when she starts having a passionate love affair with her brother in law Edward Cullen?

What was supposed to be a romantic dinner, turns into a wild night. Bella must be taught a lesson...Dominant Edward and Submissive Bella story. Songfic to Rihanna's S&M. Smut with emotion.

When Tyler's car goes out of control in Twilight, Bella gets hit and dies. Bella's soul is forced to wander the earth, always following Edward. And when Bella finds something out that Edward needs to know, and him unable to see her, how can she tell him?

Edward Cullen,the Forks high school man whore. Bella Swan,the Phoenix high school whore. What happens when Bella has to move to the small town of Forks? What happens when these two people meet? Rated M for a reason! Language&Lemons! Oneshot!

Edward has just moved into the apartment building that houses the girl of his dreams, quite literally. Will he be able to find out who she is and put an end to his endless fantasies? Edwards POV of Water Rippling, AU AH, canon, smut, twoshot.

When ever i see lightning i pose because God is taking a picture of me. Just a cute one-shot of Edward and Bella. My first fanfiction so be nice! read & review!

Flynn/Eugene didn't survive Gothel's fatal stabbing because Rapunzel's tear didn't fall on his cheek. Now Rapunzel has to find out how best to survive without her loveable thief. AU Flynn/Rapunzel. Don't worry, I won't make it too sad.

This is what happens when two really close friends, roommates, and needy people decide to make a 'friends with benefits' arrangement. This is what happens when words are said without thinking. This is what happens when you think you know someone. AH E/B

Bella has been a Vampire for thousands of years. She and Edward are separated, and he can't understand why. Bella sits on a throne in the Volturi Castle. This is her story. No Renesme

Edward and Bella have been married for 200 years and Frankly they are getting on each others last nerves. all Vampire , Mature for Language and one explicit scene.

Edward decides that it's time that he and Bella finish what they started and complete the game. -- Fandom Gives Back Auction Pieces -- Companion piece to Alphabet Weekends

Rapunzel has been acting strangely lately and Flynn is determined to get to the bottom of it.

Rapunzel decides to celebrate the anniversary of the day she met Eugene. But she forgot that she also knocked him out three times that day. One-shot, fluffy.

Confirmed bachelor and career soldier, Edward Cullen was perfectly happy with his life. Until a young punk busted his windshield. Suddenly, he finds himself drawn to a beautiful widow with a LOT of baggage- four rambunctious sons. AH/AU - COMPLETE

Just a short little one-shot. Lots o' fluff.

Five times Flynn Ryder asked Rapunzel to marry him and one time Eugene Fitzherbert did.

A PostSecret Prompt Contest Entry: "You Are Loved." Someone slipped this note under my dorm room door last year & it made my day. Thank you, I needed to hear it.

AH/AU Bella's last words to her mother were "I hate you". Three years later, still struggling with guilt, she tries to drown her sorrow in a one-night stand with a stranger whose name she doesn't know. Loads of fluff. The Sunflower Awards nominee.

This is an all human story. Bella is unnoticed by everyone or so she thought, until a little help from her best friend Alice.

You know how Edward said if they were back in his time he would have courted her aroung town? Well its 1916 and Edward and Bella are back in 20th century Chicago. Edward is human. Bella learns the life of Edward when he was human and living in Chicago.

What exactly happened to Flynn Rider when he died?

Rapunzel will never see her blond hair ever again. Or will she? Oneshot! Horrible summary, I know. The story's much better, I promise. Rates and reviews make a happy author :

Oneshot: There really is only one person who could ever capture his nose in an illustration just right.

Bella Swan and Edward Cullen hate each other. Edwards the school player and Bella despises him. What happens when there forced to work together on a school project? All human, normal pairings, kinda OOC! rated m for bad language, just incase.

This is a series of one shots about when/how the Cullens have gotten expelled. A hundred years after Breaking Dawn. They are recapping the stories. REVIEW!

NOMINATED FOR A SHIMMER AWARD! Edward was changed in 1918 unaware that his betrothed lay dying in an alley outside the hospital. Every eighteen years she comes back to him, only to die a horrible death. Can they find a way to stop it, before it's too lat

Edward and Bella have been friends forever, and they are just realizing they are in love.

A story of Bella and Edward, that takes up where the last book left off. This story has a lot of twist and turns that make you think you know who did it and whats going on, until you get to the last page and realize...you were wrong.

On a particularly boring afternoon, Emmett seeks out some fun and finds it in the form of a bottle of Bailey's. A lot of mess and ridiculousness later, Bella is drunk and none of the Cullens are quite sure how to handle it. OOC/DrunkBella/SexualInnuendos

Edward makes a bet with Bella's ex, James, that he can bed her. Bella learns of the bet through a friend and decides to string Edward along for a bit and subsequently land herself a hot date for her friend's wedding. Things soon get very interesting...

Typical formula: boy meets girl. Boy befriends girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Girl has no idea. Boy is afraid to tell her, because Boy - me, Edward Cullen - has been pretending to be gay to keep Girl's man-hating self in his life. AH/M. COMPLETE.

Imagine having to make the love of your life fall in love with you every single day. What if she forgot who you were as soon as she woke up? This is a love story that proves true love really has no bounds. B&E.

Quick one-shot as of right now. May add more later - How difficult is it to keep a secret in the Cullen house? Well...let's find out! - Rated T for sexual references. Cannon Pairings. R&R Nessie's here too!

Whenever the Cullens go to a new town, they let them know who their messing with. What happens when they run into some old High School classmates? ALL VAMPIRES! :

Bella Swan has a crush on Edward Masen but thinks they'll only ever be just friends. What will happen when they have to share a cottage together as part of a school assignment? *All Human!*

Renesmee is a unique child, and ordinary bedtime stories just won't do! A few years post-BD, Edward puts his own spin on classic fairytales to help his daughter fall asleep. A different Twilight-style fairytale each chapter. Vampie & Sparkle Award winner!

Bella and Edward are rivals since-birth. then something happens that will brought them closer together. Edward helps bella got a revenge on her ex-bf. will they realize that they were the one meant to be together?

Isabella Swan, princess of France, is the care-free, fun-loving girl. Prince Edward Cullen of England never knew much of life besides the law. When Princess Isabella bumps into him while on the run from her own wedding, these two are in for an adventure.

Rose gives Bella an edited version of Royce's murder. Here's the whole story about what transpired that night. Rated M for violence, language, and references to rape. Third Place Veteran's Category for the Canon Fodder Challenge.

The Cullen kids used to play a Dare Hunt every Valentines Day. Now that Edward has Bella, the game is begun again. The only problem is, it's a game of dares! From burning clothes to cake to proposing, can Bella survice the Cullens verion of a game?

Bella met Edward when she was 6. However, when Edward leaves, she meets with an accident and forgets about him. The two meet again 11 years after their separation. Will Bella remember Edward and the promise they made so many years ago?

Edward and Bella have always been neighbors. Bella was born blind, but Edward never minded, they were inseparable. Somehow they turned into best friends with benefits. But all is about to change this summer. AH/AU OOC. Rated M for lemons.

It's Nessie's "18th" birthday. What happens when the Cullens rent a night club for the party and go out dancing? Read and find out. Complete and utter silliness in side. Canon couples. Post-BD. R&R, please.

Their friendship started when Bella was 9 & Edward was 10. They grew up as best friends. Laughing, hating, playing and teasing each other. What happens when as time passes one falls when the other have another? All HUMANS. OOC. BxE

One-shot spin-off to my story THE ANTIQUE RING. This is the life that they would have had, had Edward never gotten sick, and Isabella never disappeared.

Summary: Bella has always joked about marrying Alice’s much younger brother so she could be a part of her best friend’s family, but now he’s all grown up and hot. Bella tries to control the burn for him, but it quickly becomes a raging fire. ExB AH

Bella Swan doesn't think she's ready for kindergarten just yet -- especially when she meets those zany kids she'll soon call her best friends. Ed/B, J/A, Em/R, C/Es

Edward, the deliciously cocky ladies man has a notorious reputation with women, meets best friend Alice's long term friend from high school, an equally confident man eater, Bella. Has he met his match? M for language and seriously sweet lemonade

It was the second thing I ever saw. A family. And a blurred girl. Alice's visions of Edward's future mate, years before she was born. Winner of the Twilight Anniversary Challenge!

After getting injured and requiring stitches, Dr. Edward Cullen and his daughter meet the one woman that could make or break him. For Ninapolitan's Dilf Contest. Written with lisa89. First Place Winner of the D.I.L.F Contest.

bella and edward are bestfriends. but one rainy day in NYU will change it all. one shot.

Bella thinks she’s pregnant. To show their solidarity, Alice and Rosalie take pregnancy tests, too. When the wrong test comes up positive, hilarity ensues. Possibly Crack. AUAH

Isabella Swan was a nerdy girl who was picked on by the popular kids in school, especially Edward Cullen. When she moves back after almost six years during her senior year of high school, how will things change? AH ExB. REWRITE: MASTERS OF WAR.

Bella has spent every Saturday morning this summer ogling that hot piece Edward Cullen. Why won't he notice her? And is she prepared for what may happen if he does?

Fresh out of rehab, Nessie decides to reconnect with her big sister Bella. Staying out of trouble isn’t so easy, especially with a cop living next door. Companion piece to Bella Swan: Kidnapper. The missing moments of Jake and Nessie.

It all started with a game of Truth or Dare. Now, the Cullens will remember that summer for the rest of their eternal lives. WARNING This fanfiction includes Edward as a stripper, DETENTION, Jazz being eaten and Bella getting arrested... by Charlie.

Renesmee finally needs her hair cut. It has reached her ankles, and she's getting it tangled up. See how this desision causes a family uproar.

The Cullens decide it is time for Bella to join in one of their favourite night-time activities, Hide and Seek. But this isn't just any old children's game, this is nation-wide, full scale Hide and Seek. Vampire Style. Just a bit of fun. Post Eclipse

Nessie gets her first period... And only the guys are home. Renesmee P.O.V.

When Emmett finds a pair of Bella's underwear in the sofa, how will Edward react? Challenge reply for TJC! Emmet and Edward just friends

Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.

Special Agent Bella Swan, the FBI’s most unwanted, is partnered with the bureau’s poster boy, SA Edward Masen. Their chemistry keeps them on their toes as they travel to Forks to investigate a series of mysterious deaths. Epic T Collaboration Gleena/ebhg

Sequel to Truth or Dare Cullen Style! It's a year later, and Alice suddenley announces the Cullen's forgotten ritual of Prank Week! Now, knowing the way that the Cullens are, you know that this won't be a regular prank week! Oh no, they're going all out!

Why was marriage so important to Edward? He told Bella, “A hundred years from now, when you’ve gained enough perspective to really appreciate the answer, I will explain it to you.” Now the time has come!

By some miracle the Cullens convince Bella to go on a camping trip. But the trip takes a very strange but hilarious turn when Bella accidentally introduces the vampires to a game known as yellow car, in which the losing players must remove their clothes!

A month after Breaking Dawn ends, the aftershocks are still being felt. Renesmee has a nightmare one night, with Edward, Emmett and Jasper there to bear witness. Jasper's POV. "Have you noticed how she's almost obsessed with people saying goodbye?"

This is an AU but NOT OOC story that came to me. It would take place before Breaking Dawn. Edward gets the chance to be human for 24 hours. What will he do? How will Bella react? The rating is necessary because I think you can guess some things.

Bella Swan is a quiet high school English teacher. Edward Cullen is a rich doctor. What happens when he unknowingly bids on her at Alice's bachelorette auction? AH/AU

Alice, of course, watched the entire meadow scene. She had to, just in case. Well, alright, so she was curious. And she had to interfere, just a little... Canon APOV

What happens when Bella/Balin decides to go to a sporting school for exceptional young boys? And when you give Balin a pair of Chuck Taylors and a basketball? All will be revealed! All Human, OCC. T- maybe for language.

Truth or Dare Cullen style is seriously extreme, and Edward, Emmett and Jasper fall victims to a vicious dare given by none other than Alice. this was a challenge my friend gave me The one-shot has everything from play to tutus, an will keep you laughing!

Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.

Edward's POV during Bella's change when he introduces his daughter to the Cullens. Based on the glimpse of memory Ness shows Bella. This story makes reference to another that I've written,'Edward's Epiphany' but they can stand alone.

Bella joins the Cullens for Truth and Dare, except it's not your ordinary Truth and Dare - this is Cullen Style. How does Edward get stuck in Bella's truck with Mike and Jake? And what's with Alice in Wal-mart clothes? Who will win? Who will chcken out?

AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!

Emmett and Rosalie visits Mama McCarty and what do mothers do best? of course to humiliate their children- she shows Rose a photo and reminisce Emmett's childhood and one story stands out. One-shot. All human. Comedy.

The guys are out, and Alice wants to play a game. Unfortunately, Bella knows that the only game Alice will play is one that will embarrass Bella...

All Human: Edward and Rose are Bf/Gf, as are Jasper and Bella, and Emmett and Alice. They are all best friends, and living in the same building. College ends, and they decide to celebrate. What happens when they wake up in eachother's bed's? EXB EMXR JXA

All Human! Bella is stuck babysitting the devil himself, when she notices a strange color in the corner of a sliding glass door. "It was a strange auburn color, almost brick-like, but not as dull." AU. B/E. One-shot.

In an ordinary high school in the somewhat-near future, the Cullen family secret is discovered. Sort of.

BD SPOILERS. Just a cute, fluffy little one-shot. Nessie discovers pick-up lines, and her and her mother use them on Daddy. EPOV.

”It's a father's right,” Charlie explained to me, a smile dancing on his lips. ”To steal his baby girl away from the groom ... for just one dance.” - Edward watches Renesmee on her wedding day. TWILIGHT AWARD WINNER!

This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.

COMPLETE. One-shot. While out of town, Bella devises a way to finally seduce the ever virtuous Edward – with a little help from an unexpected source.

OK, Bells and Jazzy are home alone, bored out of their minds, so they play a game, and soon she has played with everyone. Just mature themes. ok THERE IS LEMON! Sorry, just the last chapter! FIVE-SHOT

When everyone but Bella, Edward, and Jasper are out hunting and Jasper goes up to Carlisle's office to get a book, but before he goes in he hears a comprmising conversation going on between Bella and Edward. *funny innuendo*

The Cullens want to have some family fun together and settle on heading to an amusement park. The boys make bets on who thet think will hit the most rides, and the winner gets to force the others into embarrassing dares...but who will win? NEW CHAPTER UP

Like usual there are noises coming from Rosalie and Emmett's bedroom but this time it is lasting ALOT longer than usual,even for the very horny couple. What's been happening? Innuendos all around! Rated T for innuendos.

”I will dance with Cinderella ... I don't want to miss even one song. 'Cause all too soon the clock will strike midnight, and she'll be gone...” — WINNER of 2 Twilight Awards!

Rated "M" for suggestive & naughty language. 'Sexy Cars' takes on a whole new meaning in this one shot about the Cullen family autos. This is a Cookie League production. If you enjoy, please check out our other stories.

More than you ever wanted to know about the Cullens' bathrooms. Rated "M" for suggestive & naughty language. This is a Cookie League Production. If you enjoy, please check out our other stories.

A classic nursery rhyme with a vampire twist! And a surprising winner!

Bella Swan was your average nerd: glasses, frizzy hair always in a bun, never had fun, always studied. What happens when the one of the new kids, Alice Cullen, wants to give her a makeover that could change her life and help her find her true love? ExB :D

Disregards what happens in Eclipse. Cute little oneshots about Bella being pregnant. Some fun Cullen times await! Rated T just incase!

The Cullens decide which of them are naughty and nice for the Christmas season.Oneshot goodness!

What if Renee never left Forks? How would that affect Bella when she meets the new kids her first day of Freshmen year at Forks High?

Edward, dressed all in black, knelt by a marble stone. Oneshot

/BellaxEdward/ What is Bella doing looking through Edward's underwear drawer? OneShot Drabble

Oneshot about a morning at the Cullens. Title says most of it. Enjoy!