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Joined 01-28-10, id: 2232919, Profile Updated: 06-05-10
Author has written 10 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

I'm a perverted teenage girl. I have no shame. Get used to it. I am also Canadian, a very proud one at that. Do you have a problem with that? If you do, you can take off, ya hoser, and have a goo'day, eh.

My current fandom is Hetalia (World Series, Axis Powers, blah blah blah).
My Favorite characters:
Canada
Prussia
France
Ukraine
Netherland/Holland
Russia

My OTP's are Prussia/Canada and France/England
Other pairings I love are:
Germany/Italy
Spain/S.Italy
Russia/America
Russia/Ukraine
Russia/Canada
Holland/Canada
France/Canada
America/Canada
Canada/Ukraine
Sweden/Finland
Denmark/Norway

Me and US/UK?
I tolerate it, but i often don't go looking for it. Sometimes, though, i find some really good US/UK stuff, wether it be art or fanfiction, and i do seriously enjoy it. I don't complain if it's there, and i sometimes even have a craving for it, but i wouldn't even put it oh my favorite list.

OC's?
I have my own set of Canadian Provinces, but I don't plan on doing anything with them. I also have a sketch laying around for an Afghanastan, but once again i don't plan on doing anything with her.

Am I Obsessed?
Only slightly.

Here's my DeviantART. Take a gander at my artfullness:

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A HETALIA FAN WHEN...

1. Everytime you hear your countries name you immediately think of Hetalia.
2. You start listening to politics more often so you can have something to write/draw about.
3. You've become so much more proud of your country.
4. You want to learn another language to represent your own or favourite country.
5. History is so much more interesting.
6. You know history better than most.
7. You cannot listen to anything about history without thinking about Hetalia.
8. You're pissed that Prussia isn't a real country anymore.
9. You snicker every single time that you hear about England being mad at a country.
10. ...or Spanish Inquisition.
11. Your History Teacher thinks something is wrong with you.
12. ...so does your Geography teacher. (Have you ever noticed how PERVERTED the map of USA and Canada is? if you can't find it, here's a hint: look at the position of Southern Ontario and Florida. Gigglesnort.)
13. You started to say daze, aru or eh after every sentence.
14. ...maple.
15. You cheer everytime someone says your countries name.
16. And when you find another fan of Hetalia from your country.
17. You want to go to an APH anime convention just to show off your country.
18. You cheered extra loud during the Olympics.
19. Your friends think you have issues.
20. You seriously want to travel the world now.

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Noticed by QueenCelestiaxyv reviews
Canada decides to inform Russia that he does not enjoy being sat on by the fat Russian in a rather unforgettable manner. CANARUSS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,353 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Canada, Russia
Dis Papa by Capitaine Pickle reviews
AU: France in the 17th century. Francis, a marquis, has been living freely for years now. One day, a young child is brought to him and is said to be his own.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 50,804 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Canada, France - Complete
Je T'aime Mon Mathieu by Madame Xela reviews
Because i haven't posted anything in a while, just something EXTREMELY fluffy. Yeah....
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Canada, France - Complete
That Song Called Love by gonewritin reviews
Matthew had always resigned himself to a fate of musical obscurity on a supporting instrument, but after meeting an ex-delinquent named Gilbert, he just might learn to take the lead. High School AU, Prucan, w/other minor pairings. REWRITE IN PROGRESS!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 62,119 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Brother Complex by MeowChan16 reviews
Dysfunctional family AU. Al and Mattie have always been close brothers, but when Matthew gets hurt falling off a motorcycle, more people start giving him attention. Possessive Alfred doesn't like it - not one bit. Matfred with some FrUk. Rating bumped up!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 74,656 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 1/28/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
A Perished Sun by The DayDreaming reviews
"You don't smile like you used to. I kinda miss it." As of late, the world was beginning to feel like the end of a long, tiring race, and he a runner in the dust. He would die alone. Heroes had no happy endings left at the finish line./Then Prussia came.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,447 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 7/3/2010 - America, Prussia
The Child of Germany by MKG reviews
Germany is saddled with more than restitution and recession as well as Italy but now has been granted custody of a sickly child that will test his and Italy's strength. But why did Prussia go to Germany's boss just to get this kid into Germany's hands?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 90,004 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Bruises are Temporary, but Love is Forever by barefoot11 reviews
When he was asked how he met Gilbert, it was awkward. "Ah, well, he sort of hit me with a golf ball..." AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Pater Noster by RobinRocks reviews
UKUS/USUK. "Will it keep away the ghosts?" America asked, his hands tightening around the wooden cross. "And the demons and the monsters?" Threeshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 33,501 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
My Skin by MeowChan16 reviews
AU. Alfred finds Matthew, a runaway from a human trafficking ring, and gives him a chance to live a new life. Mostly AmericaxCanada with Hungary/Prussia/Austria Love Triangle and eventual PolandxLithuania and FrUk.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,244 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Checking In by PsychoticDemonic reviews
The note on the box told Alfred that this was his present from Prussia, which he already knew, and that it had been a recommendation from France. The present itself was a vibrator. PruAm -round 2 is up as 'following up'-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/3/2010 - America, Prussia - Complete
The Spy who Shagged Me by IlluminatedShadow reviews
In which Matthew is a spy, Ludwig doesn't believe it, and Gilbert is right for once but no one believes him. Ludwig/Matthew
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Germany, Canada - Complete
To Keep You by whitetyger123 reviews
Low self esteem. Bad past. Horrible self image. These are only some of the things Matthew deals with every day. AlMa, rp by me and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture, AU. Rated M for yaoi and mature themes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,234 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Anatomically Correct by Hazel-Beka reviews
Alfred wants to know which places in England the different parts of Arthur's body represent. Arthur wants to know whether this sudden interest is just a really weird kink. PWP, established USUK. Now including a chapter where Arthur maps out Alfred
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,385 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Scattered Notes by Tatsumaki-sama reviews
Parents often write little notes of reminders in their children's lunch.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/27/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Papa Chéri by neko-nya reviews
Years after the war, Arthur finds an abandoned child in a hotel lobby with nothing but a bear and a letter from his 'papa'. Now, 14 years later, Matthew and his brother head off to Paris in hopes of finding the one he'd called 'papa' all those years ago.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,102 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Canada, America - Complete
El Niño by MeowChan16 reviews
There's a reason why the winters in America and Canada are warmer during the El Niño. Smutty AmericaxCanada oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,038 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/22/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Despondent Deliverance by Nakimochiku reviews
He wanted to see Mattie tortured not by the fire of his heart, but by the fire of Alfred's love. America x Canada, oneshot, enjoy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/20/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Pancakes and Wurst by Minosuke Ichigo reviews
He had to make him SING of all things, didn't he? Ludwig really was a sadist. Pointless Ludwig/Matthew smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Germany, Canada - Complete
Running Passions by SpeakingThroughWrittenWords reviews
"A survey found that around a third of the adult British population has suffered an ache or strain either during or after bouts of passion." England attempts to reason why France is unhealthy for him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,476 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/18/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Awkward by Raggedy Doctor reviews
America keeps breaking down Canada's door and awkward situations arise.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Canada, America
The Great American Empire by Caty-Cross reviews
What would happen if America decided it wanted an Empire? An Empire to rival what England's used to be. What would happen to Canada? rated T to be safe, human names are used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Canada, America - Complete
Best Brothers by Little.Misanthrope reviews
Written for the kink meme. After the opening ceremony of the 2010 winter Olympics, Alfred and Matthew watch a short video from NBC describing their relationship. Lots of fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/8/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Changement by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
The Bad Touch Trio strikes again. Although this time their "romantic assistance" will involve one of their own. #4 of TMAMT series.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 43,628 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
How to Buy a Chesterfield by Cestrescir reviews
All this...for a chesterfield? Hey, what IS a chesterfield, anyway? And why does it take three countries to buy one? The T is there for one little word. And it wasn't Iggy, this time.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Canada - Complete
Just a Checkup by tatterdemalion reviews
AU. Matt's behavior has got his family talking - herpes? AIDS? Or a new boyfriend? Gift fic for iraya sama on LJ.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,940 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Sonic Boom by Spazzcat-Katori reviews
Matthew insists that it just further proves his point of Canadian superiority. Alfred just wants an aspirin. Rated for swearing. Probably Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Canada, America - Complete
Vimy Ridge by DeepWriter reviews
In 2010 the axis and allies decided to have a fun outing in France. But it seems like some memories have a habit of catching up with our oh-so-moe Canadian...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Canada, Germany - Complete
My OTP by Capitaine Pickle reviews
America's OTP is UsCa... How does Canada react when he finds out?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,009 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 55 - Published: 4/10/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Prisoner by Tawnyblood reviews
The time frame is 1961 to 1989. The tragedy is the Berlin Wall. The hope is a small Canadian blonde. The one hurting is Gilbert. Inspired by the song Prisoner sung by Len Kagamine, Vocaloid.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,799 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Blueberry by Let'sPretend reviews
Canada and Prussia get into a spat and end up at a café. In the end, Prussia makes everything better. Human names.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Grave by KSFWolfe reviews
The two men stood in front of the stone, solemnly. Finally, one spoke. "Hey, Gil. How's it going?"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/19/2010 - France, Spain - Complete
The Boy with the Purple Eyes by ninjatomomi reviews
Gilbert, a veteran homicide detective, is put on the case of a kidnapping. As the case moves on, more and more is revealed surrounding the victim, entrancing Gilbert. He soon becomes obsessed with the boy he was sent to find, the boy with the purple eyes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,283 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Paint by Luinramwen reviews
America always keeps the White House freshly painted, and really, he thinks, Canada should stop god damn smirking about it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Canada, America - Complete
The Very First Time by SingingMisery reviews
He was lovely, in both looks and personality. And Arthur would be damned before he let anyone corrupt Matthew.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,147 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Canada, England/Britain - Complete
Drinking and Disasters by barefoot11 reviews
When Gilbert opens his eyes, he realizes what a terrible mistake he'd made: leaving his friends alone with Matthew. But it was only a mistake, wasn't it? Just an accident? He hadn't meant for things to... Human names used, Prussia/Canada if you squint.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,670 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Ivan and the Map by terumot reviews
Ivan gets home and finally has time to relax. Now what does he see through his window.....
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Russia, Canada - Complete
Family Night by Nisha Tsukino reviews
Family time is for getting closer with your family... NO FRANCE NOT THAT CLOSE! France/Canada/America/England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,149 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/23/2010 - France, Canada - Complete
Divine Intervention by comptine reviews
AU. Francis was looking for a sign, something that would show him that there was some light at the end of the miserable tunnel that was his life. An Englishman claiming he was an angel was not what he was expecting. FrUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,435 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 10/29/2009 - France, England/Britain - Complete
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Falling to Fly reviews
Death to Freedom - Prussia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Prussia
Eagle's Fall reviews
He could feel his end coming, but he thought it would be in battle, not like this. - Historical Fanfiction, Prussia centered. May 21st, 1933.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,852 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Prussia - Complete
Milkshakes reviews
America's milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard, and Englands like, your music's too loud, and he's like, I didn't hear you, cause the music's too loud.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2010 - America, England/Britain
December reviews
He didn't care if he changed the world, as long as it was all over, and he was rememebered. WARNING: Character death, sencitive subjects and Hetalia-twisted 2012 conspirousy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Canada - Complete
When Love Takes Over reviews
AU-In a land of many kingdoms, a prince and princess meet. But their relationship must remain a secret. Espesially with the wedding of the princess and the prince's brother so soon. And what of her secret?-Gilbert/Genderbent!Matthew, Ludwig/G!Matthew
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,148 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Canada, Prussia
Rules reviews
Francis has a rule that he needs to find a way over, and what are friends for than to help you go over that rule to get a good lay. - France being France towards Canada, Hinted onesided!Prussia/Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2010 - France, Prussia - Complete
Merde reviews
America goes to Canada's house to announce his new revolting- I mean, delicious samples of culinary genius. Pure Crack, if you want something smart to read, this isn't it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Bullshit reviews
Greece on the worst lovers list! That's BS. And an APH fan desides to see if it isn't true. - Yeah, it's one of those.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Japan - Complete
Personal Space reviews
Japan gets some help reaching his pocky. Russia/Japan drabble thing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Japan, Russia - Complete
Incapable reviews
Matthew needs ask Francis an important question, and it's something he'd never though he'd ever hear. Francis/Matthew, Human names used only. Angst/Romance. T for suggested sex
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - France, Canada - Complete