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Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, Walking Dead, X-Men: The Movie, and Twilight.

So eh, not much to say really.

I'm a hobo who loves reading fanfiction, and now have very cautiously edged into writing them.

Harry Potter fanfiction is my one true constant, though I have delved into Psyche and Leverage and NCIS a few times, but have always returned to my one true love.

It's because the canon story was so disappointing that I must find solace in the fiction where Sirius and Fred and Snape are still alive, Draco's character is thoroughly explored rather than forgotten about, and Harry finds true happiness instead of being bumped off with his mother's doppleganger. I mean really, I couldn't even find where the romance started in that pairing.

Fav Characters: (And a few Rants)

Severus Snape- Because Allen Rickman's voice is full of sex and Severus' name just rolls off the tongue like sin and his character is so horribly mistreated throughout the entire book. His entire adult life was spent repenting for all his sins and not once did he ever receive any happiness or a reprieve from his suffering. He had a shitty childhood, the only woman he ever loved hated his guts and married his enemy and indirectly died from his actions, he was forced to waste his genius teaching children instead of furthering his career as a potions master, he had to play servant to two masters, had to kill the one man who he saw as the closest thing to a father he'll ever have, and died in a dusty shack. Because of this I shall always think of J.K. Rowling as a heartless bitch.

Harry Potter- I found his character in the canon books absolutely unrealistic. Bare in mind that Harry Potter was abused by his guardians, they have never celebrated his birthday and I very much doubt they ever included him in on Christmas and he probably didn't even know his name was Harry until he went to elementary school. Though he wasn't abused physically, verbal abuse can be just as damaging and he knew from the very beginning that he was never loved by them. Therefore it should have shattered him completely when Sirius offered to be his family but was unable to take him in in third year. To know that someone wanted him but couldn't have him would have been like fate giving him a giant bitch slap in the face. When Sirius died in 5th year, it should have destroyed Harry. To lose the one person who loved him unconditionally and blaming himself for it AND be sent back to those who never loved him, a mental breakdown would have been inevitable. How he could have ever survived all that without therapy is beyond me. I would have said fuck the wizarding world had all that shit happened to me. That's why I love DarkHarry or at the very least NeutralHarry or SmartHarry. I also like a PowerfulHarry but not beyond ridiculously powerful Harry, which is why I shy away from CreatureHarry.

Lucius Malfoy- Because really, that man is damn sexy.

Hermione Granger- Because she was the strong female that kept the trio together in the hardest times. She made sure they remembered that they actually have a chance at a future and forced them to study so they wouldn't regret their grades. She kept those two idiots grounded, and it dismayed me greatly the way she was treated throughout the entire series. She was labeled bookish and annoying for most of it, but I was overjoyed when she knocked out Malfoy and was able to snatch Viktor Krum as a date. But the way she was treated by Ron in fourth year was unacceptable and she should have never taken him back, and never married him. I found her too strong and too driven to let herself be weighed down by kids and the married life. People seem to forget that it might be possible that fighting is annoyance and dislike of the other character, not pent up sexual tension.

Draco Malfoy- Because he's sexy junior. I hate the way he was labeled off as spoiled, weak, and nothing more. Simply someone there to focus on before Harry had to fully deal with Voldemort. Lucius seemed too proud a man to allow himself to ever raise a stupid and spoiled son. He should have been refined, at least in the later books, but still possess his sharp tongue and quick temper.

Fred and George Weasley- Who doesn't love those red headed fiends? Any threesome with the twins will always be beyond hot. It was beyond cruel to kill Fred. George could never look in a mirror without being reminded of his other half.

Neville Longbottom- I can never forgive how much this poor boy was grossly overlooked. He was the nicest, sweetest boy there, a tad shy perhaps, but a loyal friend. He had actually worried about the trio in first year and tried to stop them from going on that stupid adventure and got himself petrified for what must have been hours for his effort. They didn't even say sorry to him! But I loved how he actually enjoyed the dancing in fourth year in the movie and bravely fought in the war along side them all. I strongly believe that he would've been a better friend to Harry than Ron ever was.

Remus Lupin- Who didn't fall in love with the poor man? Honestly?

Sirius Black- Again J.K. Rowling is a horrible bitch for what she did to him. First Azkaban, then the guy who framed him gets away, and then he's stuck in his family home where he had no found memories at all, and then dies by drapes. WTF?

Fav Pairings

Harry Potter:

Harry/Snape

Harry/Lucius

Harry/Fred/George

Harry/Neville

Harry/Draco

Harry/Krum (Because his accent makes my insides melt)

Snape/Lucius

Snape/Hermione

Snape/Neville (because in my strange twisted mind, it makes sense)

Draco/Hermione

Draco/Fred/George

Draco/Ron (because it's so damn unlikely, Ron has to be completely OOC)

Sirius/Snape (it's almost crack)

Sirius/Remus (it's almost canon)

Harry Potter Crossovers:

Harry/Riddick (there are some really good fics of them out there, go read em)

Harry/Batman (There needs to be more of this)

Harry/Mori (Ouran Highschool Host Club, cuz it's damn adorable)

Harry/Captain Jack Sparrow (There needs to be more of this)

Harry/Jacob (Twilight, love Jacob, can't stand Edward)

Draco/Jacob (OMG TEAM JACOB XD *is shot*)

Psyche:

Spencer/Lassiter (it's almost canon man)

Gus/Juliet

Leverage:

Elliot/Hardison

Elliot/Hardison/Parker

NCIS:

Gibbs/Tony

Gibbs/Mcgee

Gibbs/Tony/Mcgee

Gibbs/Abby

Just some quotes I found clever/funny

Dennis: NCIS, never heard of it. Gibbs: That's embarrassing. Dennis: Is it anything like CSI. Gibbs:Only if you're dyslexic.

"Correct as always my silver haired fox... I mean Gibbs... sir... boss... " Abby

"You're not listening to a word I'm saying. I'm pregnant McGee. Twins. Haven't told the father yet. It's Gibbs. I know it's wrong, but something about his silver hair gets me all tingly inside." Abby

"McGee, never forget, I am one of the few people in the world who can murder you and leave no forensic evidence." Abby

Said in a very grave and somber tone "I feel like tacos." Me to my brother

"...I need keys to drive this thing, don't I." Me to my brother after getting inside my truck

"Man, I'm in the mood for some man beef." My older brother, referring to steaks

"Man, I just got done beating my meat and now I got man beef juice all over the counter." Older brother again, referring to steaks, again

OMIGOSH I HAVE TRANSLATIONS!


So the wonderful EveJHoang has offered to translate There's No Such Thing as Normalin french, and here it is!

: // www . fanfiction . net / s / 8178494 / 1 / Theres _ no _ such _ thing _ as _ normal

What a wonderful person! I don't read french, but for those who do, check it out!

I will be continuing this story, don't worry, it's just taking me a while with the rewrite.

NEW STORY ALERT NEW STORY ALERT!


I have convinced my Lovebug Leunbrund to start a profile because she is a lovely writer. We have a collaboration up and running on her page http://www.fanfiction.net/u/4071116/

It's called The Hat is Always Right and it's a Hogwarts fic based in the 1920s, check it out and give my love some love!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8500778/1/The-Hat-is-Always-Right

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Start of a New Life, Part 2 of Chosen by Stupe reviews
Chosen to be the mate of a highly ranked yautja named L'tor, Anya is taken from her home, unaware that her foray into her new life is anything but traditional in the eyes of his kind, or about the intrigue that awaits them both. For Mature readers...
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 361,390 - Reviews: 3028 - Favs: 1,870 - Follows: 1,800 - Updated: 7/21/2019 - Published: 6/23/2011
Again and Again by AtherisHiss reviews
The Do-Over Fic - a chance to do things again, but this time-To Get it Right. But is it really such a blessing as it appears? A jaded, darker, bitter, and tired wizard who just wants to die; but can't. A chance to learn how to live, from the most unexpected source. slytherin!harry, dark!harry, eventual slash, lv/hp
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 44 - Words: 335,972 - Reviews: 6324 - Favs: 14,090 - Follows: 13,537 - Updated: 10/7/2018 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
The Black Bunny by Windseeker2305 reviews
Harry's had it with his destined role after the Order does something he can't forgive. Now he's done with both sides of the war and wants to be left alone. But since when have his wishes ever counted for anything? LV/HP Slash & MPREG.More warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 484,412 - Reviews: 4599 - Favs: 9,673 - Follows: 9,078 - Updated: 12/6/2017 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P.
The Little Guy by Toki Mirage reviews
The last thing Cloud wants, when given the chance, is to do it all over again. Instead, he chooses the normal life. After all, a Janitor could never save the world. But... well, it all starts with the General's coffee machine. TimeTravel C/S domCloud
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 123,100 - Reviews: 1535 - Favs: 3,377 - Follows: 3,055 - Updated: 10/9/2016 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
And I'm Your Lionheart by leefic reviews
The adventure doesn't end after the Battle of Five Armies. Bilbo lingers in Erebor while Thorin recovers from his wounds, and soon finds himself caught up in politics, romance, and the occasional kidnapping. Ensemble cast. AU. Eventually Thorin/Bilbo.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 75,902 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 1,239 - Updated: 1/10/2015 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin
Take From Me My Lace by littleblackdog reviews
AU – Modern, Human, F!Bilbo. Bilba Baggins, model for a premier lingerie company, isn't always entirely convinced that the perks of the job are worth the hassle. Can't she even go to the shops without being recognized? But Thorin doesn't seem to recognize her at all, even with her nearly-naked body forever plastered across half of London. That's... a very refreshing change.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 114,950 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 3/20/2014 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin, Gandalf, Bofur
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 10782 - Favs: 28,896 - Follows: 16,201 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Spare Me by doctorkaitlyn reviews
"And one day, you catch yourself wishing the person you loved had never existed, so you'd be spared your pain." Daryl/Glenn, quote from Batman Begins.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 71,328 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Daryl D., Glenn
Metal Heart by tonystarktheautobot reviews
The Avengers struggle to get along as a new enemy approaches, an enemy Tony is dangerously vulnerable to. Saving the world was the easy part; saving each other is much harder. Tony/Bruce, Steve/Thor, Natasha/Pepper, Clint/Coulson
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 181,949 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
At the End of the Line by ifyouonlyasked reviews
Follow up to If You Only Asked and Endlessly. A timeline is always in motion. Each decision, no matter how small, altering its fragile state. Places change, people too, although sometimes for the worse, and yet everything continues without pause. If Steve had known, could have predicted the future somehow, maybe, he thinks, maybe he could have stopped it.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,846 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 6/18/2012
Green and Blue by lecturience reviews
ABANDONED. Thanks to a sacrifice by his closest friend Neville Longbottom, Harry is given the chance to do it all again. What will he change and what will he keep the same? And more confusingly, are his feelings for Neville more than platonic? Harry/Neville.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,576 - Reviews: 1320 - Favs: 2,968 - Follows: 3,527 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 9/4/2009 - [Harry P., Neville L.]
Saints and Walkers by Emono reviews
Daryl stumbles across a pair of brothers with a dark past, Connor and Murphy MacManus. They've survived this long with a few incidents but they need help, they need to join the group. Murphy attracts a lot of attention, but Daryl can't help but find Connor fascinating. Connor/Daryl, Murph/Glenn, slash, smut, h/c, SPOILERS, Boondock Saints xover, bamf-ness. Full summary inside
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 134,644 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Daryl D., Glenn
How These Days Grow Long by DrPepperDiva reviews
Daryl/Glenn, AU in which Daryl and Glenn were together before the ZA.After Atlanta fell, they each assumed the other died and ended up with different survivor groups. The two groups are about to run across each other.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 105,580 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Daryl D., Glenn - Complete
An Unexpected Addition by Karategal reviews
All of the dwarves survive the Battle of the Five Armies, but Bilbo must return to the Shire to sort out his old life and make way for a new one in Erebor. Over one year later, Bilbo comes back to the Lonely Mountain with a recently orphaned Frodo. King Thorin isn't quite sure what to make of this new, tiny addition to his Company. Slow build, Company and character focused.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,741 - Reviews: 2115 - Favs: 3,084 - Follows: 1,611 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Irreconcilable Differences by Determamfidd reviews
Bruce has been searching for a cure again, but Tony doesn't think the green guy is a disease. Abruptly, he's given everything he's ever wanted, and... well, it seems it's all more complicated than that. Eventual Science Boyfriends.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 140,064 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Made and Remade the Necklace of Songs by littleblackdog reviews
Soulmate AU; Thorin/Bilbo romance. In a Middle Earth where dwarves dream of Heartsongs and hobbits carry the name of their fated partner as private Mark, Bilbo Baggins had never been able to properly translate the strange rows of runes inscribed on his wrist. And likewise, Thorin Oakenshield had never imagined he would hear the voice of his Heartsong from a fussy little hobbit.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,433 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 1,647 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Bran' New Suit by littleblackdog reviews
"They had never met before, to the best of Tom's recollection, but there was something eerily and inexplicably familiar about William Baggins all the same." Modern AU, reincarnation, Thorin Oakenshield/Bilbo Baggins romance, happy ending.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,684 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Roots to Branches by littleblackdog reviews
AU, Canon Divergence, alternate timelines. Once the stone has been thrown, it can be nigh impossible to stop the ripples: Thorin Oakenshield ascended to the throne of Erebor; Bilbo Baggins made his home within a mountain; and they both found a son amidst tragedy. Now Frodo, a prince of Erebor, accompanies the royal delegation to the Council of Elrond. Thorin/Bilbo romance.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 120 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Frodo B., Bilbo B.
A Star to Steer Her By by ShadesOfMauve reviews
Shepard isn't quite the stable commander Joker remembers, and he's surprised to be the one helping her pick up the pieces. Follows the events of ME2, focusing on non-game scenes. NEW chapter: Epilogue.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 192,625 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Joker, J. Garson - Complete
Blended In Measure by littleblackdog reviews
Small stories set along the journey to Erebor, about a king without a mountain, an honest burglar, and the fine company they keep. Here there be book and (2012) movie spoilers, and eventually dragons. Or at least one dragon. Also, a smattering of Thorin/Bilbo romance.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,730 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin
Love Games by FlintFyre reviews
It's sixth year, and Harry and Ron are trying to have a normal term. However, an unfortunate accident in the locker room could threaten their friendship. Will it turn into something else, or end it completely? Harry/Ron. Warnings are in the Author's Note.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 142,565 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Harry P., Ron W.
Slip of the Hand by Shipperwolf reviews
"He had already decided it was one of the things about her he hated to love..." An extension of the Caryl "flirt scene" in 3x01 Seed. Oneshot; rated for language.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Daryl D., Carol - Complete
Following Fate by Taffia reviews
Enraged at a shattered Kirkwall, Hawke flees to join the Qunari. But her search for stability and peace is challenged at every turn. Hunted by princes and pirates, she embraces her purpose amidst the chaos, and the world will shake before her.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 74 - Words: 155,261 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 10/18/2011 - unknown 1, Arishok - Complete
The Devil You Know by MaverikFlame reviews
A series of one-shots, mostly humorous, showing the evolution of Loki's relationship with Tony Stark. Sequel to Nine Lives.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,520 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 1,473 - Follows: 975 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - [Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
They Know by Determamfidd reviews
The aftermath of a mission isn't usually like this. But then, this was no usual mission. The others are repressing like talented ameteurs - but Bruce, Bruce is a professional. OT6, explicit.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,003 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Island, Island by littleblackdog reviews
XMFC, AU. Fisherman!Erik lives in a cottage by the sea; it's a quiet, secluded life, and he enjoys it that way. Charles has a bump on his head, with no memory of why he was dangling off the side of a dock, unconscious and nearly frozen to death. M/M.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,633 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier
The Arrangement by Mlle T-Rex reviews
It's the end of the world and Glenn is questioning his sexuality. Unfortunately, Daryl is the only person he could possibly turn to for help. Daryl/Glenn
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,109 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Daryl D., Glenn - Complete
Something Human by KaliShu reviews
Rick and Daryl find themselves alone in this new world. What happens after is only human. Rick/Daryl slash.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,932 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Rick G., Daryl D.
Black and White by DarkPhoenix713 reviews
Tired of dealing with the fickle wizarding world, Harry and his godfather flee from Britain at the end of 5th year. They go to Japan and start a new life - which just so happens to involve the host club. Oh dear. SLASH HP/KO SB/RF other pairings
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,648 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 1,310 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Harry P., Kyōya O.
The Place Between by NajaMoonshadow reviews
Carina isn't looking for adventure, she's just taking care of her crazy grandmother. But when a wounded alien breaks into her grandmother's house, she's got no choice but to go along for the ride...human/yaut'ja adventures galore!
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,712 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011
Bubble Butt by The Readers Muse reviews
"Someone upstairs was having the world's longest laugh at his expense right now, he was god damned sure of it."
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/11/2011 - [Daryl D., Glenn] - Complete
Harveste Addams and the HalfBlood Prince by kyaru-chan reviews
Deception, disorder, distraction and devotion. Don't forget the jam, darlings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,423 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 3,525 - Follows: 3,782 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Harry P.
The Coiners' Paper Trail by oliver.snape reviews
The Ministry needs to approve Severus Snape's application for him to start his life again after the war. Harry Potter has set himself up with a non-dangerous specialist muggle career. Neither have been particularly good at avoiding trouble for long.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 66,017 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - [Severus S., Harry P.] - Complete
Liquid Courage by littleblackdog reviews
Now he was being pawed at by a very drunk, very handsy, very heavy mage. Not that he'd ever call Hawke heavy to her face, or anywhere she might hear him, or out loud ever. It was... an unconventional sort of courtship. Varric/F!Hawke.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,780 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Varric T., Hawke
Out of the Closet and Into The Frying Pan by Ms.Teragram reviews
Lassiter breaks the law and learns more than he bargained for.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,724 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
The Nargles In the Air by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Luna had a growth spurt. Harry notices. Sixth Year AU, HarryLuna, Lemon warning, no longer a one shot. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,447 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 2,113 - Follows: 1,323 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
6 Lessons From A Dead Man by Roozette reviews
Harry Potter put himself in a vulnerable situation on Severus Snape's birthday. So, naturally, Severus took complete advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,118 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 152 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Undercover and Overwhelmed by Ms.Teragram reviews
Lassiter and O'Hara go undercover at a gay resort and run into some unexpected friends. Sequel to Lassiter Rides the Pineapple Express.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,977 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Say It by Traxits reviews
Hardison likes hearing something very specific from Eliot. It's just his bad luck that it requires so much work each time he gets the itch to hear it. Or would you really call it bad luck at all?
Leverage - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Alec H., Eliot S. - Complete
Beauty or Precision by fyren galan reviews
Neville didn’t take stock in beauty. He had no need for it. Precision, however, was a different story. Neville/Severus SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Neville L., Severus S. - Complete
Running with Scissors by mrasaki reviews
Days like this, he hates being on any planet with Jim Kirk, because Jim has just the sort of dismal luck that likes company. -Spock/McCoy, Kirk/McCoy, Kirk/McCoy/Spock-
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,021 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/6/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones, Spock - Complete
Firsts by MorganLeGaye reviews
There's always a first time for everything, and Eliot seems to be having a lot of those lately. •Eliot/Hardison•
Leverage - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,036 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Alec H., Eliot S. - Complete
Shade More Than Man by Acamar reviews
*Complete* A story of two enemies who have come to live under one roof, and soon started sharing more than the same space... SS/SB SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,494 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/8/2003 - Published: 12/18/2002 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
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Mr Dobbits Chocolates and Cakes Save the World reviews
All Harry ever wanted was to raise Teddy in a proper home, but of course his fame wouldn't allow them that sort of peace. So they forsake magic to find themselves a true home. Perhaps they'll find it in Forks? Harry/Chief Swan Teddy/Jacob
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,710 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 1,624 - Follows: 2,350 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 6/16/2011 - [Harry P., Charlie S.] [Teddy L., Jacob]
Suffer, Endure, Persevere
It was a ragtag group from all walks of life, strangers clumped together by fear, but they clung to each other because they realized there would be no rescue. They had to help themselves and each other now. -rambles and one-shots-
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,501 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Glenn, Daryl D.
There's No Such Thing as Normal reviews
Now I really get it. The kid ain't normal. 'Daddy' can't leave the kid with someone. They'd find out, they'd hurt him, they'd call someone to take him away, open him up and see what's inside. TV says it's bullshit,I know better. Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,671 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 2,038 - Follows: 2,874 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Harry P., Logan/Wolverine
I Sold my Soul to the Devil, Make that Devils reviews
As the saying goes, one man's desperation is another man's new play thing, and the other man likes to share with his brother. Fred/Draco/George twincest threesome not DH compliant
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 57 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Draco M., Fred W.