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Joined 01-28-10, id: 2233408, Profile Updated: 11-24-13
Author has written 6 stories for Transformers, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Transformers/Beast Wars, and Yu-Gi-Oh.

1.Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say? My boyfriend, Me: I'm a little teapot short and stout! BF: ...ahuh. Me: Ughh you're supposed the continue it.

2.What's the last thing you ate/drank? Po-tay-to salad.

3.What was the last thing you thought? Why don't you like meeee??????

4.What are you eating/drinking RIGHT NOW? Nufing.

5. Have a conversation with the nearest living thing by you. Me: Hey Bjorn? BF: What. Me: Hi :3 BF: Hi . Me: ...OK. BF: ._.

6.Find a book. What book? Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say? Beginning Chemistry, "of"

7.If you could be anybody from Warriors, who would you be? I'd say... hm... Stormfur, maybe? He just reminds me of myself. The others are too cliche, Mary-Sues/Gary-Stus, or are your typical stereotypes.

8.Type your name with your elbow. jazzylovestransformers

9.Type your name with your nose. jazzylovestransformwes

10. Type your name with a pen... without looking. jazz6iof4w54wnsfiehnerd

11.Stand up. Close your eyes. Start spinning around for three seconds. open your eyes. Whats the first things you see? My boyfriend laughing his head off.

12.Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? What does it remind you of? btyfhgszzzb. Beefy figs.

1- WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?

Megatron and Starscream. Gawd dang, I'm a sucker for the bad guys.

2- WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU MET YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?

Megatron? Well, seeing as I'm referring to the movies, I'd most likely freak out and hope I didn't get squished. I'd probably try to worm my way into becoming his pet too... >:) And Starscream? Well, again, I'd hope I didn't get blasted and I'd probably continiously stroke his ego just to ensure this. You know he likes it XP

3- WHAT WOULD YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER DO IF HE/SHE MET YOU?

How to put this simply... KABOOM!!! Just as a side note, I'd like a picture of ma smexy Transformers on my grave instead of flowers, thanks!

4- WHAT MUSIC DOES HE/SHE LISTEN TO?

*Trying to smother snorts of laughter* Justin Beiber. Definitely. I've got this mental image in my head right now.

5- DO YOU HAVE AN OC?

Jasmine, my human OC whose usually scared slagless of the 'Cons, and Shadowfang, my (meant to be Decepticon) other OC.

6- WHAT WOULD YOUR OC DO IF HE/SHE MET YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?

She'd probably hope she wouldn't get fried, and would remain extremely submissive, yet would keep her loving and compassionate nature towards them and resist any random urges to kiss, hug, and smother them in affection. Shadowfang? She'd fall for them. Hard. She'd probably playfully tease Starscream a lot and spend as much time around him as possible, and try to keep her distance from Megatron lest he figured out her feelings.

7- WHO IS YOU FAVORITE AUTOBOT?

Sideswipe!

8- WHAT CRAZY THING COULD YOU IMAGINE HE/SHE DOING?

NOTHING is crazy or out-of-sorts for Sideswipe! Tis why I love him. Hehehe. Hm... actually, now that I think of it...

9- WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE DECEPTICON?

Megatron and Starscream all the way, baby.

10- WHAT CRAZY THING COULD YOU IMAGINE HE/SHE DOING?

...Karoake Competition... >:) ...

11- WHAT WOULD YOUR FAVORITE AUTOBOT AND DECEPTICON DO IF THEY MET EACH OTHER?

I think it would be safe to say that Sideswipe would get 'owned' as they say. Poor lil' Sides' against the Decepticon Leader and Second-in-Command? Psh. He's got no chance.

12- WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE AUTOBOT?

Where do we begin? I'd have to say... the Autobot femmes- PARTICULARLY Elita-1. In G1, she was disgusting! If even the smallest little thing went wrong she'd immediately run to another mech for help! What sort of Leader is that? It's just sick. And to make it worse... she's pink. If that isn't Transformers trying to shove stereotypes down your throat I don't know what is. So it's either them or... the Dinobots... X_X

13- WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE DECEPTICON?

Hmm... I would say Shockwave, but his persona for the third installment of the movie has yet to be revealed, so I'll say... TFA Lugnut and Cybertron Thunderblast.

14- IF YOU COULD MARRY YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER, HOW MANY KIDS WOULD YOU HAVE?

Eurgh. Trust me, I don't plan on having kids. My two sisters have in the space of two years after they left school, and I don't plan to follow in their footsteps, unless my partner REALLY wanted one. But, if you must, know... I don't really care ;) However many they wanted. I think... 3-5 would be alright.

15- WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMERS PAIRING?

J'adore MegatronxOC, StarscreamxOC, RumblexOC, SideswipexOC and SkywarpxOC.

16- HAVE YOU EVER CALLED A TRANSFORMER HOT?

Multiple times. Though usually I call 'em sexy ;D

17- IF YOU COULD TRANSFORM INTO A CAR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Hmmm... Something fast or good-looking. Audi R8, Audi TT, Lamborghini or a Corvette all sound pretty good.

18- WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE FEMALE AUTOBOT?

I hate 'em all. They can go smelt in the Pit for all I care... as long as I get to bring popcorn and a drink to watch.

19- WHAT SIDE WOULD YOU JOIN?

Decepticons. Either that, or I'd be a neutral.

10 Commandements of a Teenager!!

1) thou shall not sneek out when parents are sleeping. (why wait?)

2)thou shall not do drugz. (you can break this one, it not that important)

3)thou shall not steel from k-mart. (walmart has a bigger selection)

4)thou shall not get arrested for vandalism. (destruction has a bigger effect)

5)thou shall not steel from thy parents. (every-1 knows grandma has more money)

6)thou shall not get in fights. (just start them)

7)thou shall not skip class. (just take the whole day off)

8)thou shall not strip in class. (hooters pays more)

9)thou shall not think about having sex. (as nike sayz just do it)

10)thou shall not help old ladies cross the street. (just leave them in the middle)

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"


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Always The Quiet Ones by Sanjuno Shori Niko reviews
Creation moves in cycles, Seeker femmes look just like Seeker mechs, and courtship displays freak out even evil Decepticons. Now Soundwave has to find out why Thundercracker is suddenly so violent... and why Starscream and Skywarp are giggling like that.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,636 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Skywarp, Soundwave, Starscream, Thundercracker - Complete
My Alien Robot by smellysoap reviews
Julie met her first robot at nine years old, but the memory of that experience is probably some fantasy any child can make up at that age. Now in high school, she has to confront what her odd dreams have been telling her, and explore this new world of robots, all because of some alien-y attraction from this person called Sides. But what about the decepticon she met as a child? OC
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,858 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Sideswipe
A Slave to Love by MissCHSparkles reviews
Events happen differently in 'the search of Alpha Trion' and Elita One is made Megatron's slave. What designs does the Decepticon Warlord have on her and can she resist? Read on to find out, suggestions welcome. Shocking second last chapter now up, you're in for a surprise.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 174,520 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Elita One, Megatron - Complete
Let Me Be The One by Prizm reviews
Prizm board with an ordanery life wishes for more dosen't turn out like she had hoped at first. Warning contains some foul lauguage and sexual content.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,970 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Megatron
Sandpaper and Silk by debronze reviews
Being locked up with the Joker was not a plan seventeen year old Eilish Jordans had, but after helping him escape, he takes a sudden liking in her. Soon to be M for Language, Violence, Sexual Content Joker/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,325 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Joker
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The Road to Hell reviews
It is paved by lies, murder and, most of all, insanity. A newly-fledged psychiatrist must find a way to push through the raging storm of madness that is Arkham Asylum and, somehow, emerge unscathed. Scarecrow/OC/Joker
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,989 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Joker, J. Crane, OC
Forbidden Fruit reviews
God, why couldn't things just be easy in her life for once? Megatron/OC. Spoiler Warnings: Based off the novel of "Transformers: Dark of the Moon" and the movie.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,465 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Megatron
Teardrop Shadows reviews
Putting my defences up; 'cause I don't want to fall in love; if I ever did that, I think I'd have a heart attack - Demi Lovato. She was an orphan. An outcast. She stirred trouble and she tried to get by. But when she makes the mistake of stealing a particular book, things take a dramatic turn. WARNING: Violence and sexual themes. RyouxOCxYami Bakura Artwork is not mine.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,989 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 11/19/2013 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura, OC
Circean Cynosure reviews
Four of the mechs onboard the Nemesis have been affliced with a "virus." A virus that four other Autobot femmes will be less than pleased to learn about... the hard way. Megatron/OC, Soundwave/OC, Starscream/OC, Knock Out/OC.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,998 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Megatron, Starscream
Bumps In The Night reviews
We stopped looking for the monsters under our beds, when we realised they were inside us. OC/Joker.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Joker
True Illusions reviews
A series of OC Oneshots from Prime, Movie, G1, and possibly TFA. Main pairings are Megatron/OC and Starscream/OC, but there WILL be others.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Megatron, Starscream