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Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "two small" and "off it's orbit" for some scientist's liking. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Hi! I am an Aussie who is totally obsessed with... numerous things actually.

My fandoms include Merlin, Star Trek (TOS, TAS and the 2009 movie), X-Men (particularly First Class), Lord of the Rings, Sherlock Holmes (the 09 movieverse), The Avengers, Harry Potter, Offbeat and Three Delivery (though I am most involved in the first three).

I like cartoons (strange considering who I am), and I am also a booklover, and read every chance I get. I like fantasy/sci-fi and action/adventure, and that's about it. I always found stories that were even slightly realistic boring, (which explains why I hated the books you are forced to read in English at school).

I’m not much of an author myself; although I have many ideas for fanfics, I tend to see them in my head as movies, and they suck when I try to write them down. However I do love reading other people’s fanfics.

Apparently I am a fan of what I have dubbed "Impossible Pairings". These are pairings that don't occur in the show/movie/etc and are non-canon. After countless fandoms and countless impossible pairings, it gets frustrating... E.g.:

Merlin/Arthur (the BBC needs to face facts: the chemistry is undeniable!)

Kirk/Spock (hmm...notice a pattern here...?)

Charles/Erik (Because really, they looked about 10 seconds away from kissing the entire movie)

Holmes/Watson (They complement each other so perfectly in every way, and already do everything else together, so...)

Sam/Frodo (is this really a surprise?) Also, Elijah Wood's eyes are gorgeous!!!!!

Legolas/Aragon (darn you, Tolkein, for creating so many shippable characters and having none of them end up together!)

Thor/Loki (hey, it's not incest if they're not actually related...)

Steve/Bucky (seriously, their moniker is "sucky" :) How could I not ship them?)

Tai/Sora (why they didn't end up together is beyond me...)

Sid/Tobey (since one of the animation companies that made it went broke, no 'canon' pairings involving Tobey exist)

Ben/Gwen (because I have always, and still do hate Kevin, and there are pretty much no other good pairings from the show)

Interestingly, I was actually happy with the canon pairings that happened in HP (Quick! Run! Apocalypse!) but I still ship Draco/Harry.

Team Jacob? Team Edward? NO. I'm Team MERLIN!

and Merlin/Arthur is the BEST PAIRING EVER!!

"If Stephanie Meyer's shit can get published, then my shit can too!"

"Why is a raven like a writing desk? Because Mystique can shapeshift."

If you are team Merlin copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you LOVE Merlin, then copy this onto your profile!

If you're pissed cause there's no Merlin merchandise in Australia, post this on your profile.

If you've ever seen a movie or a TV show (You know which ones I mean, lol) so many times you can quote it word for word and you do at random times or when the moment seems to need a quote, even when whoever you are quoting it to doesn't understand it; put this in your profile ( I do this soooo often!!)

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you tend to laugh your arse off at funny FanFics and everyone thinks you're weird copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever sobbed over the death of a fictional character, copy and paste this in their beloved memory. (This has happened more than once... WHY DO THEY ALWAYS KILL OFF MY FAVOURITE CHARACTERS?!)

If you're obsessed with any TV show, or Movie, or book and proud of it, copy to your profile.

If there are characters on a certain show (no need to mention names) that you HATE BEYOND ALL REASON... copy and paste this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. EMBRACE THE INNER NERD!

Geeks are smart. Geeks are cool. Geeks make up over 70 percent of the Universe's populace, or this one's, anyway. So geeks overpower all the rich and popular people, anyway. If you are a geek and proud of it, put this on your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can easily finish a novel in one day, put this on your profile!

If you would (but you're not allowed to), live in a bookstore so that you would be the first person to get all the new Warriors books, copy, paste this into your profile. (also I could get all my books, not just warriors, free! YAY)

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're one of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. (Multiple people actually...)

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile.

If you ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this in your profile (Ummm... who doesn’t?).

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile. (The majority of the time this happens is because it reminds me of a funny fanfic!!)

If you get all giddy when you hear a trailer for your favorite TV show/movie is on TV, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever wanted a cartoon character to die copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever wanted the character an actor/actress was playing in a movie to die copy and paste this onto your profile

If you haven't transferred to Twilight and stuck with Harry Potter threw the years copy and paste this onto your profile

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Cupid's Cove by Spockaholic reviews
Kirk and Spock are mistaken for lovers and sent to spend their shore leave at a tacky couples resort. Slashiness is the only logical outcome. Abandon hope of het fic, all ye who enter here.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,318 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 3/10/2016 - Published: 6/5/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
Out Of His Depth by Caelia Pendragon reviews
What if there was one thing that Merlin could not protect Arthur from? One danger that Merlin never saw coming... What if the greatest threat Arthur Pendragon faced was... himself?
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,199 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 10/29/2008
Dearest PenPal by Totally-Out-Of-It reviews
Arlin Slash A series of letters sent between two people who have never met before. A genius scholar and a rich boy with a hidden talent. Will Arthur and Merlin ever get past pretenses? Dear New Penpal, I think this is the start of a beautiful friendship.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,298 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Amusing Reviews: Merlin, Series One by queenoftheoutlands reviews
Episodes 1-13, all reviewed amusingly by moi. Randomness! Slash Dragons! Sword Fighting! Arthur posing dramatically! Colin Morgan's insanely cute blue eyes! Shameless referencing of other fandoms! It's all inside!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,208 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Merlin - Complete
Two Sides of a Coin by 10forever reviews
Merlin and his mother move to Forks, WA. Merlin's first day at school is not going well and it's all because of stupid Arthur Pendragon. Yes, this is a Twlight rewrite. Pretty much basic pairs, surprises are: A/M,Morgana/Mordred,Uther/Gaius,Valient/Nimueh
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,496 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 11/16/2009
Battles by Neenabluegirl reviews
Merlin's village is under attack by raiders. Can he help save the village he was raised in? What will happen when Arthur comes to help? Sequel to Near Death. Merlin/Arthur
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,525 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Arthur, Merlin
In Cognito by Fredricko reviews
Some days, Arthur seemed to acknowledge Merlin as an equal, and would talk to him as such; other days a teasing remark would earn Merlin a bucket of mop water thrown in his face. He never quite knew what to expect.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,226 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Arthur, Merlin
Skyward by fishwrites reviews
Merlin has more than one secret to keep. prompt: Merlin was born with angel wings. Slash/AU
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,497 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 922 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Merlin, Arthur
I Should Have Killed You by numbuh-14000 reviews
Seven years after "Amok Time" Spock is in Pon Farr again. He hasn't told Jim yet and has started to avoid him. Jim is determined to find out why. Will the Captains finding be too much for him? K/S
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk
The Climb by Made For Trapping reviews
Merlin and Arthur return to Camelot after being at the Festival of Innocence in Ealdor. A great darkness is coming to Camelot, but will their relationship be able to survive and for destiny to be fulfilled? Part 2 of the Forever Yours series!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,847 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Inconvenient Gifts by Reona reviews
Merlin is given the most inconvenient fairy gift ever but it ends up getting him the best reward.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,752 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
A Town Called Sporks by Of Glorious Plumage reviews
Q: What if "Twilight" was rewritten with "Star Trek" characters? A: A lot of improvements. An AU of course. Here there be Kirk/Spock slash and eventual Twilight hating.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,947 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
Fighting Gravity by Ellcrys reviews
When Spock left Starfleet after the encounter with Nero, Jim thought he'd lost his chance at their destined friendship. Upon returning to Earth, he discovers that Spock lost far more. Jim's willing to fight for their future, if Spock will let him.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 143,380 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Glitter in the Air by Made For Trapping reviews
Merlin has been invited home by his mother for a special Festival. Arthur is sent to find out if the Festival is no good. Will Arthur realize his feelings towards Merlin before the end of the Festival? Part 1 of the Forever Yours series!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,993 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
25 ways you know you are obsessed with Merlin by sarahelizabeth1993 reviews
*Not originally my idea* All of them apply to me personally! Second chapter up with 10 more ways! The third chappie is devoted to Arthur and NinjaJen! Now it is really complete, I promise!
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Merlin - Complete
What I go to school for by Koby J reviews
Merthur AU: High school is terribly boring for Arthur until he meets certain raven-haired strange boy who seems to make school just that much more interesting. D: Summaries are not my forte.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,630 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Postmortem by Aconitum-Napellus reviews
Kirk/Spock. Mature Content. On an alien planet, Spock is condemned to death for a murder he did not commit.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,395 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Vulcans Don't Fart by spockett reviews
Spock and Jim are stuck in a malfunctioning turbo lift with embarrassing consequences. Can Jim survive the repercussions? Only Spock knows.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,527 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Your Body is my Body by emiliexox reviews
You can learn a lot about a person that you never knew… when you are living their life. Merlin and Arthur wake up to find that they are in each other’s bodies. Slash. Rating may change
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,779 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Advent Calender 2009 MerlinArthur by RoseWalker22 reviews
Collection of 25 ficlets for Christmas. M/A, modern AU, other warnings for each fic in summary. Prompts given by various people also given in summary! Thank you to everyone who gave me a prompt! NOW FINISHED!
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 36,598 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Repeat by DevonWren reviews
Merlin and Arthur AU. First, a trip to France reveals the prospect of a relationship, but just when everything seems to be settling out, Book 2 comes along and throws everything out of balance. Sorry for doing a rubbish summary. Just so you know, SLASH!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,386 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Revenge is a Dish Best Served Gay by LostInCamelot reviews
In which, Arthur pretends to be gay, Merlin is crowned Fairy King and both are in way over their heads. Also full of revenge, projectile Fruit Loops, scary pink dorm rooms, glitter pens, pillow fights and a whole lot of very confused people.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,126 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Merlin, Arthur
Brothers in Arms by Naisa reviews
I love writing, but this is my first fanfic! Don't usually support Methur, but this idea just came to me. It's about what happens when Merlin and Arthur are attacked in the forest by some mysterious brothers and Arthur finds out about Merlin's secret...
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,158 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - [Merlin, Arthur] - Complete
Bad Romance by PessimisticSorcerer reviews
When Merlin starts acting odd and a strange beast is spotted in Camelot, Arthur Pendragon wonders whether the dark forces have finally won. Merlin/Arthur slash.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,209 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Arthur, Merlin
The Chatroom by Merthurtilidie reviews
Arthur is a bored teen living in London who is given a site by his sister, hoping he will meet someone and make some friends. Luckily 'Ihatemylife' fills that description. A/M Slash, please review!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,889 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Green with Jealousy by crystalquirt reviews
Sibey yaoi - action adventure violence boyxboy romance. Barnue Ideas for this fic contributed by: loveless kittykat Pandalover Lycan-wolf96 forever tiki Sadie from DA
Three Delivery - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 103,199 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Complete
Oh Summer Days by Redpanda14 reviews
Modern AU: Merlin finds himself enrolled in the Camelot Summer Camp program. At first he believes it to be the worst summer of his life, but as the days progress he slowly finds himself wishing this summer would never end. Merlin/Arthur
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,488 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
As If Everybody Here Would Know by kaliflower reviews
Arthur/Merlin. Fusion Fic. "Merlin is new at the Xavier Institute for Higher Learning and gets off to a very rocky start with another student, Arthur Pendragon."
Crossover - X-Men & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,955 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Scott S./Cyclops, Merlin - Complete
Because, Guinevere, He’s a Prat” by Merthurtilidie reviews
Modern day AU Arthur/Merlin. Merlin gets paired up with a certain someone for a science project and gets more than he bargained for. Slash! :D
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,381 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Not Now, Not Ever by JulieGee reviews
Merlin and Arthur discover their destiny through words and deeds. Arthur/Merlin. WARNING: Descriptive Violence, descriptive m/m sex, angst.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,825 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Near Death by Neenabluegirl reviews
Merlin was poisoned trying to save Arthur's life. Now Arthur must find a way to save him. Takes place during "The Poisoned Chalice" Slash Merlin/Arthur. Rated T for later chapters, Arthur's POV.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,345 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The USS Enterprise – The Unrepentant Satire Story by scandaldennie reviews
A comment on a trend I've noticed in Fanfic, in Fanfic form. Don't take it seriously.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/14/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Two Is Company by AAmuse reviews
K/S. A bit of hurt/comfort, a good deal of romance. Unabashed fluff mostly. First time.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,435 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/4/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Tobey Li by crystalquirt reviews
Sibey/Yaoi, angst and possible Fear Factor spoilers. Violence, gore, lots of blood – its grosser than usual, if u are sensitive – do not read. If you read it anyway and get mad, please flame me! At least it is a comment of some kind.
Three Delivery - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,860 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Complete
Three Delivery Another Dimension by crystalquirt reviews
Finding clues of a recipe being hidden nearby send the kids to the local used bookstore, where they unexpectedly encounter Kong Li. They are sent to a magical dimension where they experience their worse fears. Written before 'Fear Factor' aired.
Three Delivery - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,813 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Complete
Seduction by egg10rru reviews
What would happen if Colin decided to take the initiative in establishing his and Tory's relationship? ToryxColin, rated M for graphic lemon
Off*Beat - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,779 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Complete
Make it real for me by static-as-you-walk-away reviews
Uther forces Arthur to sack Merlin- Only then does he realise how much Merlin means to him, however, will the discovery of Merlins magic alter his decision? A/M SLASH
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 1/14/2009
Three Delivery When Friends Attack by crystalquirt reviews
Three Delivery Fan Fiction. What might have happened if Nana had not shown up in time to help them in the battle with Tobey-Nian? And the story continues, Kong Li attacks with the particularly dangerous Purple Venom of Plum sauce recipe.
Three Delivery - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,189 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Complete
Iambic Pendragon by emsana reviews
A quick hopefully funny poem about how I feel Merlin's love life should pan out. Warning: Contains slash.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Marraige Proposal! by Angel Pendragon reviews
A/M SLASH/FLUFF.. Merlin gets invited back to Ealdor to attend his friends wedding, Arthur goes along with him as his LOVER, Arthur does alot of reflecting on his life and decides to ask Merlin a very important life changing question...
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,602 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The afternoon of a thousand Big Macs by Imcannedfruit reviews
Arty, Harry Potter, and Big Macs! What more could you want?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Complete
Dreams of the Heart by abraxis reviews
Complete. KS. First time story.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,837 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/27/2006 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete