Jesse Susik
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Joined 01-29-10, id: 2234803, Profile Updated: 02-11-11
Author has written 2 stories for Soul Calibur, and Teen Titans.

Well, I'm finally back! and boy do i ahve some new chapters writin! hopefully, i'll have finally re-written HToSaS soon. its not easy with all the stuff i have going on now, but hopefully soon!
Be ready and on the lookout for:
F'ing with Zelda
F'Ing Legends, The story that started the series!
The next chapter of F'ing with hte titans!

12/1/10 update. im moving so it will be while efore im on again, but i promise that when im back, i will have new stories and chaters to tell!

11/18/2010UPDATE: I'm not dead yet! Writing has been slow due to the act my keyboard is busted and because of writers block... damn you wrters block! Anyways, I've finished the first chapter of the re-write of "His Tale of Souls and Swords" as well as 2 chapters of the F'ing with series.
The f'ing with series chapter are of two new stories. F'ing Legends and F'ing with Zelda. The F'ing with the Titans was a pilot "episode"
Well to get on with things, I'm still searching for co-writer to HToSaS if anyone is interested ... well, until my next update, bye!

hmm... whats to say?

I'm a metal head, that happens to like awsome stories and hilarious parodies?
i guess that'd be right. im a Fantasy loving Metal head, that interpretes such into my own stories and music as well.
im a dude, and im probably like 5"9', only 16 but i like reading stories of all kinds.

i more prefer stories from the following themes.
Soul series, LOZ series, Enchanted arms , ToS, and so on.
i more prefer those stories that are very detailed.

my personall favs are the following.
A Hylian's Tale of Souls and Swords (parts 1,2 and 3) but like part 1 more.
Soul Calibur IV:Legacy of the Souls
Soul Calibur 4: Of Swords and Stupidity
From the LoZ section: The Curse of Immortality and its sequel, The Blessing of Life.
ive yet to find a ToS to set in my favs.

I also have stories in the works. ill post em up soon.

my first humerous/parody stories

(the) Fucking with series

a series of stories that involves messing with characters of popular series. (teen titans, Soul Series, LOZ ect.) along with making fun of popular bands, singers as well. and making them all feel like shit about themselves but in the end changing thier lives in a huge way, for the better.

The next is a story of more seriousness, involving MY Original characters and the (Almost) entire cast of Soul Calibur. minus the fact Link is involved in it.

Current Activity.

Update: Almost finished re-writing chapter one. I plan to have it all done in a few months.

Stories of HToSaS may come slower and some chapters may not be real long ATM. I am currently Searching for a new Co-Writer.
If anyone is interested in filing in the spot, please E-mail me at and use the subject HToSaS

His Tale of Souls and Sword: currently on a re-write makeover. the re-written chapters are going to basicly be the same, but a more beefed version of themselves.
Main Characters:
Maga Rouge
Dante Rouge
Raine Surnet
Link (Personailty and backround borrowed with permision from the stories 'The Blessing of Life' and 'The Curse of Imortality' by XT-421)
Seong Mina

(The) fucking with series: currently working on ch 2
Main Characters:
/ Powers/ The Ability to sprout orange demonic wings from his back. (Think Brutal Legend type wings)
The ability to powerslide and flames come from his side (Brutal Legend powewr up)
The ever cool ability to rip open trans dimensional portals to other dimensions and times.
Ability to be a super douche to anyone he wants.
The ability to create alternate physical biengs and items by thinking about it.( Sideffects vary from fienting to much more horrible pains)
Is a guitar Virtuoso
Can create a sonic wave by using his vocals(But rarely abuses this power due to side effects it causes)

/Powers/The ability to sprout angelic but still kinda dark looking wings from his back.
The ability to powerslide and flames come from the side (Just like in Brutal Legend!!)
super douche abilities
can get any chick to do what ever he wants just by asking
Is a Drum machine
Can create a sonic wave by using his gutteral yells.(But rarely abuses this power due to side effects it causes)

Soon to come:
Fucking with the Titans.

The bros, Jess and Jay
The Teen Titans
other TT stuff n people.

future projects.

F'n with the souls

F'n with zelda

F'n with Link

F'n legends

possible major soul series that involve a powerless and stranded Jess and Jay. but a mor mature version.

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A Tale of Swords, Souls, and Masks by Crazymallets reviews
Link has to venture to a world where magic is either rare or doesn't exist. Can he and his allies defeat Soul Edge in time. Multiple couples with Link. Rated T for minor violence. Reviews and Criticism welcome.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 217,778 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/4/2017 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Link, Majora's Mask, Siegfried, Talim
LoZ White Knights of Althor by GieGie reviews
Three months following Ganondorf's fall, Hyrule is on the road to complete restoration, and within this process, relations are opened with the neighboring Kingdom of Althor. More information in the Prologue chapter. Adult Content - R&R and Enjoy!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 59 - Words: 303,704 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/9/2015 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Link, Zelda - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: The Demon Within by Jaidyn Reiman reviews
Link and Navi journey east to return the Scepter and find a way to save Saria, all the while fighting the darkness being released by the demon within. Meanwhile, Relm seeks to quench the darkness in her heart, while Zelda prepares Hyrule for war. LinkxSaria. I'm the writer, I'll decided when its the end. Speaking of which, its the end!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 60 - Words: 223,589 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Link, Zelda, Navi, Ganondorf - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: Secrets of the Lost Woods by Kerian Halcyon reviews
Final Update - This story has been defunct and unedited for a long time, and I'm considering taking it down. If you are reading it or intend to read it, I advise you do so quickly. I will inform readers when I have a due date for it. -Kerian
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,602 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Link, Saria
The Legend of Zelda: Legacy of the Sages by Kerian Halcyon reviews
Final Update - This story has been defunct and unedited for a long time, and I'm considering taking it down. If you are reading it or intend to read it, I advise you do so quickly. I will inform readers when I have a due date for it. -Kerian
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 116 - Words: 819,596 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Link
Legend of Zelda: Child of the Sun by Author of Doom Rin reviews
What if Link had never come to the Kokiri, fostered instead by another race? Raised as a child of the desert, Link comes to Hyrule to learn the ways of royalty. As the adventure unfolds, a troubling question arises. Can Link betray his own King? Oot AU LZ
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 226,595 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Link, Ganondorf
Free as the Wind by S.R.H. Fade reviews
Link and Link find themselves on an island called Outset, where a young boy named Link lives. 'Nuff said.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 210,051 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Link
Sero et Umbra by XT-421 reviews
AU from Seed of Love. Cosmo and Shadow are left behind after the final fight with Dark Oak unbeknownst to a greiving Tails. Can they make it to Mobius? Can they survive? Will Cosmo's love for Tails remain unfaltering? Find out in this norm-defying story!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,553 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Cosmo, Shadow
Rekindling Their Bonds by Viper Inferno reviews
After 2 years of traveling the world to search for Navi, Link returns to Hyrule and reunites with Saria. But are they just rekindling their close friendship, or perhaps something more? Soon, many twists and turns will put their special bond to the test.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 185,412 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Link, Saria
Seed of Love: Part 4: Rocky and Cream by XT-421 reviews
Featuring my swim team the reason it has to be pg-13 ! Rocky is a troubled orphan in love with Cream the Rabbit. Can he confess his love for her and win her heart? Or is he doomed to failure like most teenaged relationships? Also feat. Capn' Jibbers, me.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,454 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Cream/Cheese - Complete
Seed of Love: Part 6: Sarah and Stephen by XT-421 reviews
Fifteen years after Sonic's mysterious disappearance, he arrives at Tails' doorstep with a family, and no place to go. Sarah, his only daughter, soon finds a new friend in the forest whom no one but an evil scientist knows his origins... 2.5 year work!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 127,289 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Sonic, Amy - Complete
The Hero and Huntress by Dark Lord Link reviews
Link is hunting Nightmare and encounters him as he is about to kill Taki, Link drives Nightmare off and saves her. They then end up teaming together in the hunt. And the feelings of friendship will grow into love. Link/Taki. COMPLETE.
Soul Calibur - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,698 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Taki, Link - Complete
Heaven in a Wildflower by IchigoTheStray reviews
She was his first and only love. She helped him through the worst, she was with him every step of the way. She helped him rescue the princess. And yet, history has almost completely erased her. This is their real story.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,816 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Link, Malon
Tales of Souls by Ultima75000 reviews
Transcending history and the world, a new tale of souls, swords and worlds eternally retold" Shane is a regular teenager thrown between the worlds of Soul Calibur & Tales of Symphonia. With all three worlds in turmoil,its up to him to change history
Crossover - Soul Calibur & Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,302 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 5/13/2009
The Blessing of Life by XT-421 reviews
After Saria gave up her immortality to be with Link, the two, now both young hylians, set off together in the uncharted waters of adolescence, while trying to avoid an all-to-familiar evil... Sequel to 'The Curse of Immortality' 'M' for safety...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 133,494 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Link, Saria - Complete
Ganondorf Dragmire: An Owner's Manual Wind Waker by Soshite reviews
Congrats! You just purchased the King of Evil as seen in Wind Waker! In this manual you will find out the proper way to care, feed and clean your one and only Ganondorf!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Ganondorf - Complete
Seed of Love: Part 7: Brian and Luna: Finale by XT-421 reviews
Helen started a war in Troy, and that was with just the look of a face. Julie's death caused worse. Brian and Luna may be the main couple, but everyone else, esp. Tails and Cosmo are also focused on. There isn't much more to say.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 114,806 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Tails, Cosmo - Complete
Group of Weirdos: Ocarina of Time by Mr. Light Chicken Bulbs reviews
We're all used to the parodies where Link's a brain dead oaf who screws everything up. But now, the bosses our protagonist defeats join his cause and assist with the reclamation of Hyrule, trying their hardest to stop the 'hero' from ruining everything.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 42 - Words: 94,972 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Link, Navi - Complete
Soul Calibur 4: Of Swords and Stupidity by Insider2000 reviews
An adventure where all the stars of Soul Calibur 4 come together for one final game. Unfortunately, this is a comedy. Rated M for language, sexual themes, and Voldo. Yes, Voldo...
Soul Calibur - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,684 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 9/2/2008
Redemption's Path by Soulhost reviews
ON HIATUS - rewriting and trying to get everything figured out
Soul Calibur - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,590 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Siegfried
The Legend of Zelda: The Scepter of Darkness by Jaidyn Reiman reviews
5 years after arriving in Termina, Link returns to Hyrule and finds that 20 years have passed. He learns of a new evil, accidentally released by Saria, and they set out with new friends to bring back the light. R&R. Salink. Final chapter online. Now with cover logo!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 140,870 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Link, Saria, Zelda, Navi - Complete
Trapped for the soul edge by Badguy L I reviews
Playing a video game then getting sucked into it couldn't be any fun-for the worse, Ren and her friends Shiori and Kura get sucked into soul calibur 2 and separated-however, Ren gets stuck with a hylian? Linkxoc Linkoc Review please
Soul Calibur - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,751 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Complete
Rebirth by Videogame Fangirl reviews
It has been ten years since the last sighting of the sword, Soul Edge. However, the calm was not to last. A new destiny unfolds in Phoenix, the reincarnation of Soul Calibur. She is only born for one reason. To eliminate Soul Edge... Or die in the process
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,576 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Complete
The Eternal Legend by Zephros reviews
The struggle has come to an end as the Triforce now rests within the Realm. Hyrule Kingdom is trying to prosper as the rest of the world puts itself back together. Link and the others have moved on and are now trying to cope with the aftermath.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 230,324 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Ganondorf's Week: The Madness Returns by XxholdmeinyourarmsxX reviews
It's back and more random then ever! Ganon's brings all the evil-doers together once more and it begins all over again!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Ganondorf, Dark Link
Legend! by I.K.A. Valian reviews
Zelda/ToS Crossover. Closed ad infinitum for renovations.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 133,721 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Complete
The Curse of Immortality by XT-421 reviews
After Link comes back from his life changing journey, he informs his best friend Saria that he is not an immortal Kokiri, and Saria, who is immortal, tries to figure out why she likes this terminal Link as a bit more than a friend...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 111,105 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Link, Saria - Complete
Seed of Love: Part 5: Brunis and Daisy by XT-421 reviews
Seven years after Daisy met Brunis, a young wolf, Luna, tries to figure out what is making Brunis, her boyfriend, so afraid of her and love. Though, the results lead her to trying to bring the lovers together again with a newly reawakened XT-421's aid.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,013 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Tails, Cosmo - Complete
Link's Tale of Souls and Swords PART ONE by HylianHero128 reviews
A tale of Link, and how he came to be one of the Soul Calibur crew. Many disasters have suddenly befallen Hyrule, and it's up to Link to save the day. But what happens our hero is out skipping in the fields, and napping on the lakeside?
Soul Calibur - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/9/2006 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Complete
Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time by Arxane reviews
Yes, your eyes do not deceive you. This is an update. Link and Ruto continue to explore the Water Temple, while a fight breaks out in the Kakariko Vilalge cemetary.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 511,021 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 11/16/2006 - Published: 3/14/2001
Soul Caliber: Of Souls And Swords by Bios13 reviews
Suspended Indefinately A rather broad story that I began a long while ago. It has been halted due to college and life, and the people who keep complaining that my story clashes with their theories and preferences. Blame the flamers that e mail me.
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 220,456 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/4/2005 - Published: 7/29/2003
The Mirror Tells All by Blue Taboo reviews
Link returns home to Hyrule after a journey that has eaten the rest of his childhood. What he finds is a peaceful land on the outside, but a political scene full of turmoil he doesn't understand. Chapter 17! Oh there's the plot! I thought I lost that!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,313 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/12/2004 - Published: 7/9/2003
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His Tale of Souls and Swords reviews
A young man, and his brother, both destined to go down in history. They traveled to extents, and made some friends along the way. This is His tale of Souls and Swords. CURRENTLY IN RECONSTRUCTION. Rated M For language'n' possible situations
Soul Calibur - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,893 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010
F'ing with the Titans
Its supposedley a normal day for the titans, but when they commense on thier newest mission, they come across what could bring the apocolypse to thier world ; the bros.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,114 - Published: 7/13/2010