The Cavity
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Joined 06-03-02, id: 223507, Profile Updated: 07-30-10
Author has written 6 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Lord of the Rings, Andromeda, Harry Potter, and Twilight.

My Spark Notes

My name is The_Cavity.

I am a regular at Cheever's Used Book Store, My local Cofee Shop complete with an excess of chai lattes, and the Public Library.

My favorite writers are: Elizabeth Wurtzel, Chuck Palahniuk, Slyvia Plath, JD Salinger, JK Rowling, VC Andrews, Mary Higgins Clark, George Orwell and Many Many more.

I harass one of my best friends by sending her dity novels in the mail...In return she also sends me dirty novels...Now we have each have a small collection of dirty novels (because you can't return a gift!)...What she doesn't know is I've started reading some of my collection--and they aren't that bad.

My Achilles heel is that I can't read in the car without throwing up.

I think my dad is a spy.

I just graduated from college and am jobless, so if you have a job for me PLEASE LET ME KNOW!

I live a simple life.

I'm in a personal relationship with the russian language and my cell-phone. Every day it does something I never new it could do before. AMAZING!

Я очен люблю русский язык!!

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You Little Cheat! by jarethstwilighteyes reviews
Jareth tricks Sarah into marrying him but it only counts in the Underground. Sarah decided to stay in the Aboveground and Jareth must stay with her in secretcy of her parents. I don't own anything hiatus
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,828 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/17/2015 - Published: 12/21/2008
Morning Light by Akicks reviews
Six years after Breaking Dawn, the family heads back to school. This is the story of Nessie and Jacob, their blooming relationship, new friendships, and of course, vampire problems! standard couples, rated for safety. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 98,632 - Reviews: 1889 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Allure by sillysac reviews
Something in the air changed...as his hand brushed my upper arm softly. The heat from the afternoon disappeared, as if I had been plunged into a freezer. Goosebumps erupted across my skin. Patch froze, sensing the difference too. "Your skin is cold."
Hush, Hush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,985 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Complete
With Every Sacrifice by Krylancelo reviews
Harry leaves for the summer but an unexpected vistor to the Dursley's house shakes things up a bit. Irvine and Harry become... friends? Foes? Partners? The wait to find Harry is starting to take it's toll while things heat up to burning levels. Chap 12!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Loveless - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,606 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Harry P.
Afterlight by MirandaTX21 reviews
What if Renesmee became the creature the Cullens feared she would be? What if she went back seeking Redemption and forgiveness from Edward, Bella, Jacob, and the rest of the Cullens? I/m horrible at summaries, so please read the prologue and then judge.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,406 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Forever & Always by ScarletRubie reviews
Sequel to One Step At A Time. Full summary inside! Enjoy Toodles.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 77,907 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
The Birds And The Bees by SUPER AMAZING reviews
Edward decides it's time to give Nessie "The Talk". Hilarity ensues. Now extended to other characters!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,547 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie
A Knight's Secret by Krylancelo reviews
Chapter 19 now! Lykouleon must make due with his current resources, but will an exchange cost more than he bargined? Ruwalk and Hikaru join up to escape, but could it be that easy? The Knights attack the enemies but who really is the enemy right now?
Dragon Knights - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 15,000 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/18/2006 - Published: 11/15/2002
Voldemort's Love by Krylancelo reviews
A disillusioned Harry has to fight himself to save his mind. Sirius is running out of time to find him, but none of the Order are ready to give up! Chapter 4 up!Voldemort has brainwashed the boywholived.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/22/2006 - Published: 11/10/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Is Just To Love by Lamina Court reviews
PreOotPSequel to TGTYEL We're back for 7th year with LJ, the Marauders, Jen, Mel, Ara, Gus, two new surprising teachers, and more! C'mon and have a laugh!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 179,469 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/28/2005 - Published: 3/15/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Hogwarts, Sorting Hats, and Slytherins by Delena Aneled Hupp reviews
A lesson in growing up: Wherein four boys will forge friendships, harass teachers, and simply live. -MWPP- -Year 1- -On Hold Indefinitely-
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,228 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/24/2004 - Published: 4/7/2003 - James P., Sirius B.
Harry Potter and the Counting of the Carbs by Lauren Something reviews
Dumbledore decides to put Hogwarts on the Atkins diet. Short, and to the point!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/29/2004 - Albus D.
Dwelling On The Past by sailoranime reviews
Finished. After OotP, Lupin lets Harry see his memories of the Marauders with the Pensieve. Hopefully not the average Marauder era story. Warning: There are a couple of angsty scenes in there. Update: Thanks and spinoff posted, along with a question.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,554 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/31/2003 - Published: 7/23/2003 - Sirius B., James P.
Memories We Missed by Murr reviews
Incurable insanity, Incompetant boobery---Onion of the Underworld! What more irrational ideas will James and Sirius get when they have to babysit little Harry for three days? Finished Come one, come all! Yay!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,364 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/2/2003 - Published: 7/30/2003 - James P., Sirius B.
Angel of the Puzzle by Yugilina Babyblue reviews
Long ago in ancient Egypt, there was a prophecy of the Angel of the Puzzle who would protect the Pharaoh from the evil that had started to rise. This is her story. This is my first fanfic, so please be nice! : ).
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,327 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/23/2003 - Published: 12/19/2002
Kidnapped by Lilshortperson reviews
read part one first: Lost. Kara and Harper finally have the family they dreamed of but what happens when something of the past threatens them? (It's DONE!)
Andromeda - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,466 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 3/18/2003
OBLIVIOUS by saj aneri reviews
Lily can't stand James. James can't stand Lily not standing him. It was just a typical cycle until somebody pointed out to James that it's because he sees Lily not just as any other face in the crowd or any other girl. Read, find out, and review..!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 114,129 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/19/2003 - Published: 1/5/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The princess on the pea by Azura436 reviews
PG13 because of some language and contentThis is a light story. It's about Lily, James the maraudes and some other friends. It starts at the sixth year of Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,600 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/15/2003 - Published: 3/8/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Lost by Lilshortperson reviews
Together they were suppose to start a new life but somehting happend. Two years later they find each other again only to realize it could be the end. warning blood and guts. Finished!!!!
Andromeda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,215 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 3/17/2003 - Published: 12/31/2002
The Greatest Thing You'll Ever Learn by Lamina Court reviews
PreOotP LilyJames in 6th year. Humour, love, anger, saddness, laughter, Quidditch, Hogsmeade, death, more laughter... Give it a try, won't you?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 140,096 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/8/2003 - Published: 10/13/2002 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Sweet Temptations by hpangel reviews
It's the gangs 7th year, but Hermione is now the school slut and the only boy she hasn't conquered is Draco Malfoy. How far will she go to change this? Will she go too far? D/G! NOT a smut fic. First story I've ever written. Not my best. Haha
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,997 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/29/2002 - Published: 5/13/2002 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Love Square by Potter-fanatic reviews
Chapter 10 up! When Angelina leaves Hogwarts, what will become of what she has left?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,035 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/3/2002 - Published: 2/16/2002 - George W., George W.
The Future Prank by BlueFireDragon reviews
MWPP and Lily try a spell and find themselfves in the future with Harry Ron and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/28/2001 - James P., Harry P.
The Three Little Potters and the...Tootsie Pop??? by Magical Mischief Makers reviews
READ AT YOUR OWN RISK! The Potters weren't Avada Kedavra-ized on Oct. 31, 1981...THIS IS WHAT REALLY HAPPENED!!!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2001 - James P., Harry P.
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A Last Light reviews
When Bella dies while giving birth to Nessie, Edward blames Nessie and leaves the Cullen Clan for 7 years. Edward is coming back for the first time since the funeral, and he still resents his child.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,355 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie
Imprinted reviews
Its always supposed to be Jacob and Nessie. Right?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,971 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Connor and Dawn reviews
A lost prophecy says Connor and Dawn will have a kid. Will it fulfill it's self?R&R. Please no flames
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,674 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/9/2007 - Published: 10/27/2002 - Buffy S., Dawn S.
The Tea Room reviews
*Completed* Short Story Voldemort killed Harry's Parents. However, Harry doesn't know the whole truth. He doesn't know that Voldemort is in a way his father. Please R&R ^.^
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2003 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Lord of the Desks reviews
This is about Lord of the Rings if it were taken over by highschool girls, and put on a bit more crack.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,351 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/14/2003 - Published: 3/11/2003
Invisible Mother reviews
*Completed* It's really sad, and it is about Beka's mother.
Andromeda - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,604 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/4/2003 - Published: 3/26/2003 - Complete
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