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Author has written 11 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Transformers, Transformers/Beast Wars, Adventure Quest, Avengers, and Kane Chronicles.

Name: Just call me Corn.

Age: Sorry, that's classified.

Gender: (Hint: NOT male)

Obssessions: Transformers. Durarara. Black Butler. Supernatural. Avengers. Howl's Moving Castle. Rise of the Guardians.


Tumblr: Follow me and my blog for updates on writing, or just me. I might also post some original work oneshots on there.

Feel free to comment or IM me here or there about anything. I love to talk over the Internet. So much better than face to face communication.

OTP's Across Various Fandoms:

1. Prowl/Jazz

2. Dean Winchester/Castiel

3. Shizou/Izaya

4. Sophie Hatter/Howl Jenkins

#1 Way To Tell You're A Transformer Fan:

-You think there's a certain vehicle following you around. (Any good TF fan would dream that up. There's been quite a few different cars that randomly appear numerous times in my day...)

Favorite BFF Quotes:








FRIENDS: Lends you their umbrella.
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH, RUN!'
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you don't have any food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying 'THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME!'
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, 'My's a tissue.'
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you come up with revenge for the whole crowd.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME.'
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (AKA: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when a guy rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'It's because your gay, isn't it?'

Funny (Yet Random) Things!!

I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy!

When life gives you lemons throw them back and demand vodka.

Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns

"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown

“When there's a will, I want to be in it.” – Unknown

When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!

Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

Shit fire and save matches (ha ha!!)

Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen.

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.

If two wrongs dont make a right, try three.

Borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back!

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything that you say will be misquoted and distorted, and then used against you.

A friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs, trips you again, and laughs harder.

The Ferret bird exists right?

Advice for guys

When she acts shy...
-Say I Love You

When she runs away from you...
-Chase her

When she puts her face near yours...
-Kiss her

When she kicks and punches you...
- Hold her tight

When she is silent...
-Shes thinking of how to say I Love You

When she ignores you...
-She wants all your attention

When she pulls away...
- Grab her by the waist and never let go

When you see her at her worst...
- Tell her she's BEAUTIFUL

When she screams at you...
- Tell her you love her, you have to mean it

When you see her walking...
- Sneak up behind her and grab her by the waist and give her a kiss

When she's scared...
- Hold her and tell her everything will be okay cause she's with you

When she looks like somethings the matter...
-Kiss her and tell her not to worry

While she holds your hand...
- Play with her fingers


- You really don't need any tips just be your flawless selves and let the boy do the work for once!

Ways to annoy others on an elevator:

1) Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) Meow occasionally.

6) Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) Say -DING at each floor.

8) Say "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) Drop a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) Swat at flies that don't exist.

22) Call out "Group hug" then enforce it.

15 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "
Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

1. At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer at Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf in The Coffee Maker for 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write “For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don’t use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're not in the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling, "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. “Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...


6 Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue

2.All idiots after reading this will try it

3. The first truth is a lie.

4.You are now laughing at your own stupididty

5. you will put this on your profile

6. you still have a stupid smile on your face

Favorite quotes:

"Wow that was tingling!"- Ratchet, Transformers 1

"Yeah, that looks fun." Ironhide, Transformers 1

"I hope those F-22's got good aim." Epps

"Oh, yeah? Why's that?" Lennox

"I told them to hit the orange smoke." Epps.


"That orange smoke?" Lennox

"It wasn't my best throw, okay?" Epps

look at each other*


"I told you my name was Jetfire! Stop judging me!" Jetfire, ROTF

"I'm depressed, I need a cookie." Sophia, The Golden Girls

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Silent Serpents by Amber ValCepri reviews
Loki's fall into the Abyss resulted in a different shift in his mind, jarring him out of his destructive state. After his encounter with the Chitauri, he escapes to earth, intent on thwarting their plans. He runs across Tony Stark along the way. M/M, FrostIron, AU twist on the Movie-verse, moved to M to be safe.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 74,148 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 9/29/2015 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Avengers and Social Networking by ThatsEnoughHansel reviews
What if the Avengers all had various social networking accounts? The results are's going to be a disaster. Chapter 26: DeviantArt Part 2
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 29,230 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Loki
It Isn't Every Orn You Have A Human Around by Kibble Beast reviews
The Autobots have decided to temporarily leave their favourite human with the Decepticons! Unfortunately, Megatron's growing boy-obsession/ Sam's mental breakdowns/ Soundwave's creepiness/Starscream's complete hate don't get any better from there.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 67,442 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 1/16/2015 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Sam W.
Dominoes and Dynamite by OperationBlackSheep reviews
When Tony's solo attempt to catch Loki goes awry, he finds himself struggling to counteract the god's plans and unravel his secrets. Loki is vaguely amused by these attempts. Rated T for language, might become M. Will become slash.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 198,229 - Reviews: 1823 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 1,504 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
Where You and I Collide by Hearts of Eternity reviews
Separately, Jazz and Prowl are like forces of nature- they are uncompromising and uncontrollable. But what becomes of their natures when these two unstoppable forces collide? Will one break the other, or will they both be stronger for it?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 362,090 - Reviews: 2261 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Jazz, Prowl
Stir Thy Heart, Shadows by half-breedMirage reviews
Now that most of the black dream sand has been reverted, Pitch Black must resort to using shadows of the past. New enemies are made of old faces, and Jack Frost finds himself being disregarded as a contender in the approaching battle. As he struggles against this new threat, he develops a dangerous connection with his greatest enemy. And he has no wish to sever it. Black/Frost
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 100,592 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
It's The Great Destiel Shipper, Sam Winchester by thejigsawtimess reviews
What's Sam really doing all that time on the computer? Fangirling. Over Chuck's Supernatural books. Now Wincest might be a bit too much to deal with, but Destiel he might be able to get on board with... Especially after being around the two people involved for three days straight.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,641 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Do or Do Not, There is No Try by andquitefrankly reviews
Avengers High School AU. Loki's a nerd. Not just any kind of nerd. But a huge nerd. With a heart of lead. Why Tony Stark has taken an interest in him is beyond anyone's imagination. Maybe he wants to socialize him. He possibly sees the advantages of Loki being super cool. Or maybe, just maybe, Tony wants to be his friend, which is probably the most far fetched reasoning yet.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 95,928 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
A Meeting of the Minds by BreezeInMonochromeNight reviews
Toni Stark had always been a fan of Bruce Banner's work, ever since she could remember. He was the leading mind in the field of gamma radiation, after all. So naturally, when she finally met him, it wasn't surprising that they'd become close colleagues...and maybe more. Alternate version of Suit of Iron, Heart of Glass. Slightly AU, post-movie fem!TonyxBruce, ScienceBros. No OC.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.
It's All in the Mind by inukagome15 reviews
Part 1 of the "It's All in the Mind" series. Fill for a prompt. Tony is 100% normal. Tony is not a mutant. Tony is Iron Man. Tony is an Avenger. just fooling himself.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,678 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 1,354 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Tony Gets a Tram by xMarintax reviews
The Zoo would be the easier place to find a way to cure them both of their current...Predicament. But where the hell did Tony go off too now? Gender-bending involved.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Valduggery, Ghanith, and a whole lot of revelation by LythiaHarpen reviews
It's Valduggery, Ghanith, and Fletchia galore! Fights, weddings, amusement, general mayhem, and a whole lot of OC's! Songfics, madness, Flaring and romance are sure to equal a lot of laughter!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 99 - Words: 79,540 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 12/2/2009
Growing Up: Autobot by SheWasFlying reviews
Jazz's spark clung to life. To save their dying friend, Ratchet and Optimus try to trick the Allspark into restoring Jazz's spark energy. It does more than that. Now, thanks to the Allspark, the Autobots need to brush up on their parenting skills. . .
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,834 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Jazz
How To Take Care Of Your Seeker by Kibble Beast reviews
Ever wondered how Megatron would cope with a sparkling Starscream? And naturally, this wouldn't be any fun without Skywarp, Thundercracker and an assortment of favourite characters. ;D Join them on their EPIC journey! Pre-TF07. C:
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,653 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 8/30/2009
Smile for the Camera by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
Movieverse. A crack story. It started out as psychological warfare in response to a distrustful Red Alert's innumerable and quite annoying cameras. Then it escalated.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,844 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 4/17/2008
Named by R.C. McLachlan reviews
Jesus Christ is dead. Somehow, that isn't the worst part of Dean's week. Dean/Castiel, 4x22 AU.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 100,006 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Fun With Sunny and Sides by fantasyaddict101 reviews
Post ROTF. Your favorite Twins are here to stay...well, between their private quarters, Ratchet's medical wing, other bot's private quarters, blowing up stuff, making femmes mad get the point.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,937 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Sideswipe, Optimus Prime
Flipside by Nan00k reviews
A fan of Transformers makes three realizations: Transformers are now real. Barricade wants to kill her. And now he's getting married to her cousin. no longer simple. Crack; post-2007movie.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,214 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Barricade, Starscream - Complete
Who's The Daddy? by Kibble Beast reviews
Post-TF07: Sam had never expected an after-school detention to be so- well, weirdly eventful. Then again, what does an angry Megatron want with the boy and a DNA test? ;D
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,662 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Complete
Happily Ever After? by Chickinaa reviews
Zoey Redbird decides to leave the house of night to be with Heath. Forever, but do things go according to plan? Here's a hint. HELL NO. Haha I'm joking... or not but you have got to read to find out.
House of Night - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,613 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Zoey R., Heath L.
I'm a DemiGod? by muzbo123 reviews
When Sadie goes out one night to buy some milk, she stumbles across a new world. A world which she plays a bigger role in then she first imagined. The characters are a little OOC.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,797 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Nico A., Sadie K. - Complete
Brotherhood by Kibble Beast reviews
Megatron had never actually wanted a sibling- then again, he didn't particularly have a choice in the matter.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,207 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010
Guidelines for living with Robots! by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
Want to live with Giant Alien Robots? But don't know how? Here is a simple guidebook/rulebook to help you!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 31,420 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009
Apiary by Lnzy1 reviews
Sequel to Aporia. A struggle of possession over Sam and a cloud of suspicion hanging over Bumblebee has the pair scrambling to stay together. With their allies across the galaxy at war, they fight to keep hold of their fragile 'Happily Ever After'.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,760 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Sam W., Bumblebee
Finding Baby Bumblebee by BeeBee's girl reviews
Did you ever wounder how the other bots found bee the last sparkling? Plz read and review this is my first transformers movie fic.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,472 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Ironhide, Bumblebee
Valkyrie's New Acquaintance by YayForMagicDetectivesAndStuff reviews
This is what happens when Valkyrie, Tanith, Fletcher, Ghastly and all the rest meet a new girl, who is also freelance. Time to find out whether her intentions are good or bad.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,334 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010
I've Lost Him by Clumsy Peg reviews
Those were the three hardest words Optimus ever had to force himself to say. He turned away as Sector Seven took Bumblebee. He couldn’t watch them take the mech he’d known since Bumblebee was a Sparkling... gift fic, set in the 07 Movieverse.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bumblebee, Optimus Prime - Complete
Youngling by Karategal reviews
PreMovie Verse : 2007 Just how did Optimus Prime and the other Autobots cope with raising Bumblebee, the last of the younglings? Protocol only goes so far when a youngling is involved...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 75,059 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Optimus Prime, Bumblebee - Complete
I Am Femme, Hear Me Roar by SheWasFlying reviews
When Ratchet was faced with the challenge of bringing Jazz back from the dead, he was forced to use the damaged Allspark—which, in Jazz’s opinion, brought about disastrous results. He’s got a pretty new body . . . more “pretty” than necessary.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,749 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Jazz, Ratchet - Complete
Nightmare by Karategal reviews
PreMovie Verse : 2007 Just how did Optimus Prime and the other Autobots cope with Bumblebee, the last of the younglings, when he had a series of nightmares? Protocol only goes so far when a youngling is involved...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,897 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Optimus Prime, Bumblebee - Complete
A Twisted Act To Follow by PuraJazzBot reviews
(G1) The Autobots take to the theatre to put on a play for a children's home... Insanity ensues... All Transformers property of HasTak.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,597 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/21/2005
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Swan Song reviews
Hela always knew she was different (it was kind of obvious). She just didn't know her brand of different extended to 'out of this world' kind of different. Then, one day, a Norse god attacks Manhattan and, suddenly, nothing is quite the same anymore. (Or if further prodded, a tale of retribution, redemption, reconciling, revenge, and the end of the world. Not necessarily in order.)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 57,835 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 12/10/2015 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Loki
Moments In Life reviews
This is a collection of all the one-shots and drabbles I'm writing for my Life 'verse. They range from humorous to angsty to fluffy! The cast is a wide range of characters, including OCs. Prompts and requests from readers are appreciated.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,495 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012
Avengers: We Have Fangirls reviews
"See those masses of screaming girls, Loki? They're all your fangirls, just waiting for you to step out so they can mob you and maybe – but mostly likely – molest you. So you're essentially screwed. Ready to accept surrender?" Crack! Inspired by Artemis-aka-Diana's picture called Loki, Beware of Fangirls on DA. R&R!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,380 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
The Little Things In Life reviews
A year and a half since I died and my happy ending isn't all that happy. Plus, my darker side suddenly has a mind of its own. Good? Frag no. On top of that, I'm sparked up by a certain Mustang. Life just got more complicated, and EVERYTHING is changing.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,377 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Barricade, Jazz
Being Hero reviews
Being Hero isn't all it's cracked up to be. Ask Vitera. She should know. A/N: May or may not stay a one-shot depending on reader's opinions, so review!
Adventure Quest - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Complete
Hope For Tomorrow reviews
"This is for all those Autobots out there that need to be reminded that there's always hope for tomorrow." R&R!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Life and Its Not So Little Surprises reviews
Life is full of unexpected surprises. Trust me, I know. I found out that my dad was best buds with alien robots and saved the world a couple of times under the radar, my boyfriend is an ex-Decepticon who at first wanted to kill me, only most of the mechs at the base like cats, and my necklace is more than just a necklace. Life IS unpredictable.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 155,687 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Barricade, Jazz - Complete
Doodling About A Certain Someone reviews
Optimus is amused. Prowl is embarrassed. ...And Jazz is oblivious. R&R!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
The First Date reviews
Well, you wanted it, you got it! Here is Nicole and Barricade's first date, before she ever knew he was a Transformer. If you don't know what I'm talking about, then go read my Life and It's Not-So-Little Surprises. Then you'll understand. Please review!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,056 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Barricade - Complete
The Rule Book reviews
When AJ wished for Transformers to be real, she never expected her car to be a reincarnated Autobot - an overly-protective one, too - Decepticons to be crawling through her room, or to fall in love with the most irritating boy ever.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,140 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 12/2/2010
This Should Be Interesting reviews
What happens when you put Egyptian magicians in a Greek demigod summer camp? Throw in a couple angry gods and you have pure chaos and insanity! R&R!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,818 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Percy J., Sadie K.