Name: HimekoUchia

Age: 25 years old

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Current uploaded Fanfiction:

None currently

Finished Fanfiction:

The Battle Plan
Armed with dangerous weapons like a laptop with internet connection, three teens from our world will complete a mission to the Naruto world: Have fun! The ninjas better watch out. Who knows who will be the next victim. GaaraxOC, NejiTen, ShikaTema and others. Maybe SasuNaru and SasukexOC bromance. Starts at Pre-chunin. Rated T. (RomanceXHumor) (starts off pure lols and gets weirdly serious as I become a cynical adult)

The 'And Now I'm Stuck' series:

And Now I'm Stuck Here With You
The Sand Sibs go missing whilst on a mission to the Land of Waves. What will happen when they get shipwrecked onto a deserted island? Especially since Gaara is still a murderous psychopath. Temari and Kankuro are the only ones stuck with him. Sand Sibs family and friendship story! Rated T. (Hurt/ComfortXFamily)
Russian Translation by LoryCat/Tomasina Cat: ficbook(dot)net/readfic/7679142

And Now We're Stuck Together
Sequel to ANISHWY! The council has made its decision. Gaara is to be eliminated once and for all. By the one person who can control his sand. The Kazekage drags his son to the Land of Lightning, away from his siblings' protective eyes, planning on finally assassinating him with his own two hands. That is, if he can bring himself to do it. Rated T. (FamilyXAngst)

Russian Translation by LoryCat/Tomasina Cat: ficbook(dot)net/readfic/7765412

The 'Naruto characters on drugs' series:

Hinata and the Orange Juice!
What happens when Ino messes up Hinata's orange juice? What happens if this leaves the shy little Hyuga completely hyper and daring? Why, she is going give people a piece of her mind of course! And when Gaara comes to Suna? Hinata is going to share the love! But what happens if Sasuke accidentally gets pulled into this mess? Rated T for swearing, randomness, weirdness and the shock of hyper Hinata! Please R&R! Used to be a one shot, but is now a four chaptered three shot! Complete! (HumorXParody)

Itachi and the Dango Stick!
cookies/credit to 97chaoscat for the idea!
Akatsuki version of 'Hinata and the Orange Juice'! Kisame really wants Itachi to relax for once, so he asks Sasori for some 'happy powder' to use on his partner. Before long, chaos ensures and everyone gets involved, whether they like it or not... Some want blackmail material, some are entertained and some just really want Tobi to put the scythe down. (HumorXParody)
Fanart: http:///fanart/?qh=ion=&q=itachiandthedangostick#/d4zxrao
by PokeLuver14/Tankesshou

Naruto one-shots:

The KazeKage's Blind Date
The Kazekage is getting more bitter by the second and Gaara is starting to get irritated. However, with Shukaku's help, the redhead decides to set him up on a date. A blind date. This is going to be fun. K plus because of a few not totally childish themes. Fourth KazekagexOC. One-Shot! Complete. Rated K. (RomanceXHumorXFamily)

Nostalgia and Home Videos
When Gaara overhears Kankuro sobbing in his room over a home video, the redhead gets suspicious and very,very curious. Before long, his entire family is acting strange around him. Beware the fluff. Sand Family. Pre-chuunin Gaara. One-shot. Complete. Rated K. (FamilyXHurt/ComfortXFriendship?XAlittleAngst)

Hetalia fanfiction:

There Is A France Under My Bed
Germany is awaken in the middle of the night by a horrifying sound coming from under his bed. "Hon hon hon..." Why the heck is France hiding under his bed? France-centric. Rated T for language, randomness and, well, France. (HumorXParody) (in hindsight, this fic is probably kind of offensive to some degree, but ah well, past-me did her best and jokes are jokes are jokes. my apologies from my adult self)

Percy Jackson fanfiction:

Opus One and Valentine's (on AO3 or my tumblr)
The Jasico wine tasting AU. That I promise I will finish. (nvm let's just call it a one shot ok)
Rated T for now. (RomancexHumor)

What's next?:

A GaaraXOC shounen-ai set in Sunagakure, pre-chuunin.
Told through the eyes of Gaara and Raiden Taiki, a member of the richest, most stuck up, most admired clan in Suna. He and his teammates, Hibiki and Natsuo, are assigned to invigilate Gaara's genin graduation exam because their jonin leader, Reina (yes, that Reina), is a sadistic witch XD. There will be blood and tears, fluffy love, Gaara family moments and lovely cuteness. (working on chapter 4)
(Hurt/ComfortXRomanceXFamilyXAngstXalittleHumor) (probably going to be M-rated for violence and angst) (hopefully still happening)
update: as of June 2016, I'm starting to write this again! edit 2017: nvm I wrote a book instead. I love this fic though so I will finish it. one day.

A Suna-centric horrorish story that involves the entire population of Suna being stuck in a weird, twisted game (Think "Saw"). (working on chapter 1)
(FamilyXHorrorXAngstXFriendshipXAction) (T or M rated depending on the amount of violence) (hopefully still happening)

A long Hetalia story? Involves lovely pairings, wine picking, Burgundy, comedy, drama, angst, tragedy and the Russian Mafia... Unfortunately, I cannot write it when stressed which is basically always during the school year. When I go to university next year I will spend a month in Burgundy so hopefully inspiration will return for this. (3 chapters so far) (currently on hiatus because I haven't been in the Hetalia fandom for some time but season 6 is coming out soon so yay)
(RomancexHurt/ComfortxFriendshipxFamilyXAngstxActionxCrime) (T-rated) (probably never gonna happen)