HimekoUchia
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Joined 01-30-10, id: 2235711, Profile Updated: 12-28-14
Author has written 8 stories for Naruto, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

HimekoUchia: Hello there! About 100% of my time is spent living in a multidimensional world in my head. It almost always includes Gaara. And stars Hetalia characters and Percy Jackson characters or whichever series I'm currently watching.

My brother: You are a cocktail of madness.

HimekoUChia: Sometimes Gaara sings Glee songs.

My Brother: No.

HimekoUchia: Sometimes Gaara walks around to the Game of Thrones theme song.

My Brother: Stop.

HimekoUchia: And sometimes he makes out with Greek Gods.

My brother: ... Which ones?

Name: HimekoUchia (same for my deviantart) (but hetalianninja for my awful fandom tumblr and artemis-red for my art one).

Age: Born in 1997

Sex: Female

Gender: Girl

Birthday: 17th February

Nationality: I'm French, but my first language is English, and half my family is Shanghainese (Chinese) but I've lived in Hong Kong my whole entire life... so it's up to you to decide what I am specificaly. I just consider myself as an Earthling.

Likes: Drawing, writing, Peace, Jokes, blue, purple, mango milkshakes, banana ice-cream, anything with chocolate, weird food, oreos, internet, boys, yaoi, yuri, MUSIC (all genres), animals, REVIEWERS!!! I love you guys! and nerf guns.

Dislikes: Social injustice of all type. People who are mean for no reason. Bigotry. People who touch my food with their bare hands (you filthy barbarians).

Me: Well, I guess that I'm nice, like hugging people, French humored, amusing, messy, smart (academic and street wise), emphatic, short-tempered, occasionally shy, talkative... And I have an 15 year old brother. And... I think that I might be... strange. Moody strange. I change from a hyper manga-fan girly girl to a messy tomboyish kung-fu video game freak, then to a talkative smart-ass to a silent, horribly reckless weirdo...

Dreams for the future: Pffffttt... I have no idea. Which is terrifying to say since I'm graduating soon. I definitely want to write for the rest of my puny human life though.
I'll probably get a degree in something scientific then get an art/psychology degree. I dream of entering Cambridge/Caltech/Harvard/Imperial/UCL etc (so I've got my work cut out for me). Other domains that mildly interest me computer programming, some type of design, something with languages... As long as I can write and doodle, at least on the side, and still make some money while doing a job I don't hate, I'll lead a happy life.

10 things you probably didn't know about me:
1. I get crushes very fast, but fall in love slowly.
2. I am left handed and redheaded. Double weird rainbow. Yes, I have recieved threats of being thrown in a bonfire for witchcraft.
3. I PMS reeeaaalllly bad. Ask anyone.
4. I over obsess over my hair, nails and eyebrows the most.
5. When I'm tired, my mind has no more censorship. Everything and anything comes out. It scares people, but it's a fairly efficient writing tool.
6. I'm a clean freak but not a neat freak
7. I can't stand butterflies, especially moths... Long story short, one day, I was all clean and fresh out of the shower and a moth decided to commit suicide on my leg. See #6.
8. I can talk English, French and Mandarin more or less fluently. I can now communicate in semi-fluent Spanish. I understand Shanghainese and Cantonese but can't speak them. I am self-teaching myself Russian but damn, it's hard to remember. I hope that I will learn Arabic, Japanese, German, ASL and Italian before I die as well.
9. I don't hate anyone. It takes too much effort. That doesn't mean that I love everyone though. I have a pretty short temper.
10. I know how to fake a Russian accent (had to learn for a play)

My livejournal or my other original fiction:

Livejournal (not really active)

Fictionpress (quite active)

Or alternate fanfiction sites you can find me on (though Fanficion.net is easily the most popular):

AO3 (High quality fanfiction on this site... I read more on AO3 than on FF)

ForeverFandom (haven't been on it in ages)

Fannation (oops forgot about that)

And my tumblr for those who want to stalk and chat with me:

My Tumblr

My Art Blog

Friends (in real life) on FF.net:

PotatoCactus (formerly PaperDream) (writes awesome Hetalia fanfiction), On A Rocketship To Pigfarts (Harry Potter), AngryMagic (Once Upon A Time) and our co-run account for a Harry Potter fanfiction coming up (maybe): CookieDictatorship

Favorites

Favorite authors: JK Rowling, Rick Riordan, Meg Cabot, Gemma Malley, CS Pacat...

Favorite Manga: Naruto, Lovely Complex, Axis Powers Hetalia, Pandora Hearts

Favorite Manga Characters: Gaara (my forever number 1 guy, which makes me sad because I'm getting older but he... isn't), Temari, Atsushi Ootani, Sasori, Haku, Sasuke, Deidara, Naruto , Kiku Murakami (from Pastel) and all of the Hetalia characters!

Favorite het Pairings:
- Naruto: NejiTen, ShikaTema, NaruHina, GaaHina (I recommend 'Who are you really?' by gaaralover1989), KibaHina, SaIno, PeinKonan
- Love Com: OotanixKoizumi
- Hetalia: Hungary x Austria, Hungary x Prussia, Vietnam x Thailand
- Percy Jackson: Percabeth, Jasiper, Caleo, Frazel, Leozel

Favorite Yaoi Pairings:
- Naruto: SASUNARU ('Two Face' by The Raven and the Fox is probably the best AU SasuNaru fanfic out there... Fans of this pairing must read it!)!! SasoDei, GaaNeji ('Behind Cell Block Thirteen' by JesaWicked... must... read...), GaaNaru ('Sweet Tooth' by KitsuneFun... So awesome. Some stories by Yamitenshi), GAARAXOC (Demon From the Rain by Kodan KooriOni. Very nice. Recommendations welcomed)
- Hetalia: FRUK (it's canon because French people and British people really do secretly love each other), SuFin, Spamano, Amerus, SwitzAustria, Giripan, DenNor, GerIta, PoLeit, IceHK... (most Hetalia prairings, actually)
- Percy Jackson: Jasico, Percico, Jercy, Solangelo, Nico x Pollux, Nico x Connor, Nico x Apollo, Nico x Luke (read Children of Loss by XSonofHadesX please and you're welcome)
- Captive Prince: Damien x Laurent of course
- The song of Achilles: Achilles x Patroclus *cries for 35 years*
- Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe: Ari x Dante of course (YAY DANTE POV COMING SOON)

Favorite Yuri Pairings:
- Hetalia: TaiLiech, the Nyo!talia equivalent of above yaoi pairings
- Percy Jackson: Reyna x Piper, Reyna x Annabeth, Piper x Calypso

Favorite OT3: Frying Pangle (Austria, Hungary, Prussia), The big threesome/ Jercico (Jason, Nico, Percy), Percicobeth (AnnabethXPercyXNico), Pipeynabeth (Reyna, Piper, Annabeth)

Least Favorite Parings: GaaMatsuri (nooooooooo!! XO guorges eyes out), Franada (OK, this is the only Hetalia pairing I don't like. I can stand it, but I wouldn't read a story where they are the main paring) (though if I like a story the pairing doesn't really matter)

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Current uploaded Fanfiction:

The Battle Plan
Armed with dangerous weapons like a laptop with internet connection, three teens from our world will complete a mission to the Naruto world: Have fun! The ninjas better watch out. Who knows who will be the next victim. GaaraxOC, NejiTen, ShikaTema and others. Maybe SasuNaru and SasukexOC bromance. Starts at Pre-chunin. Rated T. R&R (RomanceXHumor)
How much left: 1 more arc Shippuden snippets (ahahah it's been like a few years and I'm only 3 month into the canon story goodness I love you guys for staying for so long)

Finished Fanfiction:

The 'And Now I'm Stuck' series:

And Now I'm Stuck Here With You
The Sand Sibs go missing whilst on a mission to the Land of Waves. What will happen when they get shipwrecked onto a deserted island? Especially since Gaara is still a murderous psychopath. Temari and Kankuro are the only ones stuck with him. Sand Sibs family and friendship story! Rated T. R&R (Hurt/ComfortXFamily)

And Now We're Stuck Together
Sequel to ANISHWY! The council has made its decision. Gaara is to be eliminated once and for all. By the one person who can control his sand. The Kazekage drags his son to the Land of Lightning, away from his siblings' protective eyes, planning on finally assassinating him with his own two hands. That is, if he can bring himself to do it. Rated T. (FamilyXAngst)

The 'Naruto characters on drugs' series:

Hinata and the Orange Juice!
What happens when Ino messes up Hinata's orange juice? What happens if this leaves the shy little Hyuga completely hyper and daring? Why, she is going give people a piece of her mind of course! And when Gaara comes to Suna? Hinata is going to share the love! But what happens if Sasuke accidentally gets pulled into this mess? Rated T for swearing, randomness, weirdness and the shock of hyper Hinata! Please R&R! Used to be a one shot, but is now a four chaptered three shot! Complete! (HumorXParody)

Itachi and the Dango Stick!
cookies/credit to 97chaoscat for the idea!
Akatsuki version of 'Hinata and the Orange Juice'! Kisame really wants Itachi to relax for once, so he asks Sasori for some 'happy powder' to use on his partner. Before long, chaos ensures and everyone gets involved, whether they like it or not... Some want blackmail material, some are entertained and some just really want Tobi to put the scythe down. (HumorXParody)
Fanart: http://browse.deviantart.com/fanart/?qh=ion=&q=itachiandthedangostick#/d4zxrao
by PokeLuver14/Tankesshou

Naruto one-shots:

The KazeKage's Blind Date
The Kazekage is getting more bitter by the second and Gaara is starting to get irritated. However, with Shukaku's help, the redhead decides to set him up on a date. A blind date. This is going to be fun. K plus because of a few not totally childish themes. Fourth KazekagexOC. One-Shot! Complete! Rated K. R&R (RomanceXHumorXFamily)

Nostalgia and Home Videos
When Gaara overhears Kankuro sobbing in his room over a home video, the redhead gets suspicious and very,very curious. Before long, his entire family is acting strange around him. Beware the fluff. Sand Family. Pre-chuunin Gaara. One-shot. Complete. Rated K. R&R (FamilyXHurt/ComfortXFriendship?XAlittleAngst)

Hetalia fanfiction:

There Is A France Under My Bed
Germany is awaken in the middle of the night by a horrifying sound coming from under his bed. "Hon hon hon..." Why the heck is France hiding under his bed? France-centric. Rated T for language, randomness and, well, France. (HumorXParody)

What's next?:

CURRENTLY ON A BREAK BECAUSE I NEED TO FOCUS ON UNIVERSITY APPLICATIONS! I'LL GET BACK TO FANFIC ONCE I GET MY FUTURE OUT OF THE WAY THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION.

Next chapter of TBP (chapter 57 work in progress)

A long Hetalia story? Involves lovely pairings, wine picking, Burgundy, comedy, drama, angst, tragedy and the Russian Mafia... Unfortunately, I cannot write it when stressed which is basically always during the school year. When I go to university next year I will spend a month in Burgundy so hopefully inspiration will return for this. (3 chapters so far) (currently on hiatus because I haven't been in the Hetalia fandom for some time but season 6 is coming out soon so yay)
(RomancexHurt/ComfortxFriendshipxFamilyXAngstxActionxCrime) (T-rated)

A GaaraXOC shounen-ai set in Sunagakure, pre-chuunin.
Told through the eyes of Gaara and Raiden Taiki, a member of the richest, most stuck up, most admired clan in Suna. He and his teammates, Hibiki and Natsuo, are assigned to invigilate Gaara's genin graduation exam because their jonin leader, Reina (yes, that Reina), is a sadistic witch XD. There will be blood and tears, fluffy love, Gaara family moments and lovely cuteness. (working on chapter 3)
(Hurt/ComfortXRomanceXFamilyXAngstXalittleHumor) (probably going to be M-rated for violence and angst)

A Suna-centric horrorish story that involves the entire population of Suna being stuck in a weird, twisted game (Think "Saw"). (working on chapter 1)
(FamilyXHorrorXAngstXFriendshipXAction) (T or M rated depending on the amount of violence)

A collection of drabbles depicting some of the weird moments in Gaara's childhood, told through The Sand Family's point of view (ex: 8 year old Gaara trying to be a rebel and accidentally falling into the snake pit at the zoo. Stuff along those lines)

A Percy Jackson one shot that involves a terrified Nico, an overly-serious Jason and the entire Aphrodite cabin.
(FriendshipXHumor) (work in progress)

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Children of Loss by XTheSonofHadesX reviews
The Lotus Hotel, paradise for the right price. Nico collapses in front of the Lotus Hotel and is taken in by the manager, Percy. But is this really paradise?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 575,704 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 10/6/2013 - [Nico A., Percy J.] Luke C.
Let The Battles Begin! by AEonVicious reviews
Learning to speak Russian? Pft... How hard could that be?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 62,670 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 8/6/2010 - America, Russia
The First Shifting Grain by Cadel reviews
Sabaku no Gaara lands in the past to a time where everyone feared him and his father was still alive. He realises this will force him to regain everyones trust when they still think he's a blood-thirsty psychopath. No pairing. Time Travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,417 - Reviews: 1407 - Favs: 3,161 - Follows: 3,615 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Gaara
Blood Lotus Chronicles by sen whitefox mako red demon reviews
Revenge their only goal, anger their only shield. Three survivors of a massacre seek the enemy who failed to finish what he started, and with his blood the Blood Lotus will bloom anew.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 12/9/2013
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 35,797 - Reviews: 3266 - Favs: 2,571 - Follows: 1,405 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Failure to Fangirl by randomqueenwilla reviews
Nami tries to make girl friends in the ninja academy by fan-girl-ing everyone but Sasuke, she fails to find a suitable idol and decides just to fan-girl Naruto for fun. That is until Gaara appears much later in the story, sadly. GaaNamiSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 124,187 - Reviews: 1368 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Gaara
Shenanigans by Niki-the-awesome reviews
Alfred is turned into a cat and is taken in by Russia, who has no idea his cat is actually a fellow nation. Alfred then destroys Ivan's furniture. Comedy ensues.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,799 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 12/2/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Daddy Pass The Salad by TheOneNicoCaredForMostPercy reviews
Percy Jackson has done a lot of stupid things, but reacting when Nico said 'daddy' while having dinner with their fathers? That was probably the stupidest.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/19/2014 - Hades, Nico A., Percy J., Poseidon - Complete
Shadow's Damsel by StackofStories reviews
Every person, both good and bad, had a figurative Lois Lane. Superman Jr. had Venus. His sister, Midas, had Animal Man. Heck, The Augur had Oracle, and Shadow had no one. At least, he thought he had no one until he met Percy Jackson. Superhero AU. For Takara Phoenix's competition.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,014 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
The Fanboy by BFTLandMWandSEK reviews
My sister is the one who liked Hetalia, not me. So why was I stuck in a world where all these crazy sex-driven perverts claimed to be countries? Why is it that the one guy meant to help me on my stupid quest is an obnoxious idiot? Did I also forget to mention that I'm in a girl's body? With boobs? I hate my life. –Satire look on APH fandom- COMPLETED.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 188,752 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - America, Russia, Belarus, OC - Complete
The Fangirl by BFTLandMWandSEK reviews
So let me get this straight: I was stuck in some universe where Hetalia is real. In said universe, I was being forced to be Seychelles- the very character I despised -and hook up with either France or England- the very pairing I loved. And to top the icing on this cake, the one Turk meant to guide me is a jerk. I hate my life. -A satire look on the Hetalia fandom- COMPLETED.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 154,435 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Turkey, Seychelles, Iceland, OC - Complete
The Better Mask by PotatoCactus reviews
England should never mess with magic, that is a fact all know. Except England himself but he can hardly be called sane with all the unicorn seeing and scone eating he does. Without supervision, he accidentally triggers a lot more than he bargained for; new friendships, healed scars, along with new tensions, secrets and unveiling a past that might just create a war... or two.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 73,406 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 4/11/2012 - England/Britain, Russia, Hong Kong, Iceland - Complete
Sleep Habits by MyCurrentObsession reviews
Makoto clings to him in his sleep.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,582 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 77 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Haruka N., Makoto T. - Complete
Ruler of the Sands by ncfan reviews
SUNA. The things he did for the good of his village, and how it didn't really help.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,739 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 9/25/2012 - The Fourth Kazekage, Gaara, Kankuro, Temari - Complete
Colorful Wall by Resha04 reviews
One of them can't see, the other can't walk. But maybe lessons of life come even from the ones that are different. Brotherly Italies, Spamano, Gerita.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 58,118 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 2/28/2012 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Path of Sand: A Kankuro Story by HimeFlye reviews
"I know you lied to us before. Do not lie to me again" The Kazekage said. "Tell the truth this time." Kankuro felt like he was pressed between two brick walls. How was he supposed to explain time travel to his father when he didn't understand how it had happened himself? All he had wanted to do was save Gaara. . .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,571 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
A Hue of Crimson by NatD-LE reviews
The G8 is trapped in the mansion and no one else knows about it, until Romano starts getting memories from his brother. With Spain at his side, he makes it to the mansion on his quest to rescue the nations. As secrets are revealed and promises made, this journey becomes about a lot more than just escaping. HetaOni Spamano fanfic. Rated T for violence, future incidents, and swearing
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 30 - Words: 123,675 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 6/29/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
The Risk of Love by obsessedwithstuff reviews
Romano is dead and Spain is broken, spiralling into the deep, blackness of depression. And as he locks himself from the outside world, isolating himself from his friends, from everyone, in his oblivion of pain, Romano find's he's the only one who can help. Only, how can useless ghost like him even dream to help the slowly dying love of his life? Spamano. GerIta. Character death.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,187 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 7/28/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Contradicting Beliefs by SweeneyOCD98 reviews
What's worse than being the new kid from another country? How about being the gay new kid from another country placed in a Catholic school? Rated T for violence and language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,544 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Auf Wiedersehen, Sweetheart by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. Feliciano Vargas is a passionate, if slightly scared, Italian resistance member. Falling in love with a German fighter pilot was the last thing he expected... and it will test his national loyalty, and his heart, to their limits.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,957 - Reviews: 4055 - Favs: 5,590 - Follows: 2,464 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Lovino and the Conquistador by animerockchic reviews
Lovino lived a life of simple pleasures; a good book, his own little world and an odd, but loving, family. However, in order to save his family, he must take their place as prisoner of a hideous beast within a gloomy castle. Based on "Beauty and the Beast
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,226 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Blessing in Disguise by BacktraF reviews
Berwald is constantly avoided and feared by everyone. That is, until one day, when a blind man named Tino runs into him, literally. SuFin. Human AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,202 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Gold by Kimiz reviews
He had left behind an aggressive, hard-headed, insubordinate warrior princess. Now, he was met with a queen, in every sense of the word. And yet, he could see that same fierceness in her eyes, the same blazing fire he had seen in that bratty child shining through the eyes of the woman. His daughter. Temari. Redemption, he found out, was made of gold. Implied ShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Published: 7/2/2012 - The Fourth Kazekage, Temari - Complete
Keep Smiling Through by George deValier reviews
'We'll Meet Again' mini-sequel. Keep smiling through, just like you always do; 'til the blue skies drive the dark clouds far away! USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 265 - Published: 6/28/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
For Your Ears Only by Hikari Kaitou reviews
Nekotalia!AU. Fincat's embarrassment over accidentally letting Swecat see him acting like a kitten prompts Swecat to reveal his own vulnerability to him in hopes of making progress in their relationship.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Little Brother is Watching by Lucky-Angel135 reviews
After an unexpected talk with America, Russia wants to rekindle the friendship they shared in America's colonial days. Problem is, as the feelings between them grow, so does the ire of America's supposedly harmless brother. RusAme, Protective!Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 33,777 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Russia, America - Complete
Starvation by ghostgirl21696 reviews
After a strange turn of events, Iceland hasn't been able to eat well for three days. His friend Hong Kong offers him food, but for what price? Hong Kong/Iceland.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Iceland, Hong Kong - Complete
Of Ponies and Edelweiss by George deValier reviews
Gilbert Beilschmidt is not, generally speaking, a romantic man. Which makes his behaviour this particular Valentine's Day a little odd for Roderich to understand… Gift fic for TCTBS; spin-off of 'La Patisserie de la Rose.'
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,143 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 64 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
I'll Take Care of You by Piano'sIrishTater reviews
Watching his brother's heart be stolen away by a stupid potato bastard, Lovino can't believe his fratello is getting married and leaving him pastaless. Thankfully, he won't be hungry for too long!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,885 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Say Ah by ZAFO reviews
CRACK. England and Sasuke switch places, and Japan is looking pretty guilty.
Crossover - Naruto & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,962 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Sasuke U., England/Britain - Complete
Singles by Happymood reviews
My name is Antonio Fernandez Carriedo. I have two best friends. What is special about us? Me and my friends had made a pact: to never, ever, fall in love. That was until I met this Italian boy who seemed to be immune to my flirting... mainly Spamano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 89,701 - Reviews: 984 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Monster by Bru21 reviews
"Me...You're just relieved I'm nothing like you." Closure between and father and son.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,056 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Kankuro, The Fourth Kazekage - Complete
How Not to Write Hetalia Fanfiction by sajere1 reviews
Parodyfic. Look at your fanfiction. Now back to this one. Now back to yours. Now back to this one. If they're anything alike, go take a writing class right now. In which Sajere1 explores equally terrible ways to write a USUK short.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/16/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Divergent Paths by Ariel D reviews
Can wounds really be healed? Can love be gained or offered in a world of hate? A look at different phases of Gaara's life, before, during, and after the Konoha Invasion. A Gaara and Kankuro-centric brother fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,890 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Remember Me by Moonlit917 reviews
AU. Sequel to Remind Me. Aya still has a lot to handle - from her maybe-marriage to stopping cat fights. So, maybe with a little luck, a bit of help, and a lot of random, crazy things, she can sort out her life. Maybe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,507 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Gaara - Complete
Long Way Down by ncfan reviews
No one said it was a good idea. /And they all called him liar./ Yashamaru, Gaara. Spoilers for 547-548.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Yashamaru, Gaara - Complete
Triptych 369 by lovesrainscent reviews
A story about the most under appreciated ninja in the manga – Baki. After all, he himself seems to have held Sand together more than once, was the only jounin capable of being sensei to Gaara and even negotiated peace after the failed invasion.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 7,163 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Baki, Gaara - Complete
Sticky Notes by Lucky-Angel135 reviews
"Enough with the sticky notes. As much as I hate to admit it, I miss you all yelling at each other." Inspired by luckystars135
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Truth, Dare, DoubleDare, Kiss, Tell or Marriage? by The Ladies Man reviews
It is a boring summer day. There are no missions, no where to go, nothing to do. But...what happens when they all decide to play Truth or Dare with a mix? Let's find out...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 97,958 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
written in the sand by ncfan reviews
It all comes back to the wind, the sun and the sand. 100 Sand Sibling drabbles and oneshots.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,794 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Gaara, Temari
5MetersofAwesomesauce by Piano'sIrishTater reviews
Matthew is bored and lonely. He has no friends, an arrogant brother, and an uncaring mother always knee deep in work. But one IMing session on the computer changes it all... everything he's ever known falls into pieces... but is it for the better? PruCan!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,237 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
We'll Meet Again by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. London pub owner Arthur Kirkland is driven to distraction by loud, brash American fighter pilot Alfred Jones. Unable to stop it, Arthur finds himself falling for Alfred's charms... just as the pilot is preparing to leave for war.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,415 - Reviews: 1768 - Favs: 4,364 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The LipLock Jinx by Cassis Luna reviews
It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,436 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 3,926 - Follows: 385 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Last Stand by Akatsuki210 reviews
Many nations, thousands of people, one fighting spirit. Drabbles from the Last Great Shinobi War. One shot, manga spoilers, many characters featured.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,755 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
My Brother's Body by Piano'sIrishTater reviews
Lovi and Feli are twin brothers, and are quite the opposites in many ways. But when they switch places with each other out of nowhere, they find that they have one thing in common that they never suspected they could.Spamano & GerIta.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,099 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Remind Me by Moonlit917 reviews
Aya can't help but be interested in Gaara. She also can't help but seem like a stalker, gain a fruity nickname, prank Kankuro constantly, and have random romantic urges. So what happens when all of this is mixed in with falling in love?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,125 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Gaara - Complete
My Heart, In Segments by Chalupakabra reviews
Berwald is a man left alone, and Peter was a kid left behind. Berwald's not really the perfect dad, Peter's not really innocent anymore, and Tino's not really sure he's ready for something so real. But, maybe... Maybe it's time. -SuFin, foster care AU-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,830 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Love a Lover by The DayDreaming reviews
There's something satisfying and grating in the way America waits for England in the rain. Even if he isn't English, Russia allows himself to play the gentleman and offers America the kindness of a pink umbrella and a listening ear. xXx RussiaxAmerica
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,911 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Russia, America - Complete
Hey, Baby by Ero-Chibi-Chan reviews
Say no to pick-up lines.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Neji H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sacrifice by Artemis's Liege reviews
Naruto knows that people make sacrifices for those they love. But when he confronts the Fourth Kazekage, he learns how twisted the love between father and son can be.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2010 - The Fourth Kazekage, Naruto U. - Complete
Du Kan Gi' Mig Hele Verden by tasteofhysteria reviews
It was nothing new or unusual. But this time, there was something different and something painful and though it lurked behind the mist of alcohol haze, it had to come up sometime. ONESHOT.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
I wouldn't if I were you by starshards reviews
Romano comes to the shocking realisation that people actually think that Spain is attractive. Romano/ Spain .
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,396 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/6/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Beautiful Kingdom by Artemisthe2 reviews
Language is a funny thing. America/China
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/28/2010 - China, America - Complete
The Moon's Revulsion by galanthusMist reviews
Gaara is depressed one night in Konoha, before the Chuunin Exams. Will a chance meeting with a certain female Hyuuga change his perspective? Rated as T for safety /A decidedly Gaara/Hinata themed fic/ COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,508 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
M A G N E T I S M by Hoshi-Zuuri reviews
One stormy day, Denmark decides to visit Norway's house, and some unusual things happen. DenNor pairing, some strong language, gets a bit suggestive towards the end.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,177 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Norway, Denmark - Complete
Impervius AI by Gaara's Himitsu reviews
Neji is a fighter pilot for the Aerilen Space Station. He graduated early and is among the best pilots on the ship. Everyone thinks he is perfect and normal, but he has a secret. He is developing odd feelings toward his jet's computer, an AI named Gaara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,807 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Please Don't Eat Me! by Sarah1281 reviews
On their way home from the failed invasion, Temari and Kankuro attempt to deal with issues related to Gaara's apology, including whether he really means it, if he's going to eat them, and whether Naruto is secretly a cult leader.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 102 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Gaara, Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Where I Belong by The Sisters Williams reviews
When he separated from Denmark, he thought he would be independent and free. Instead, all he became was was Sweden’s… wife?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
How Prussia Stole Christmas by Hazel-Beka reviews
A parody of 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas'. Prussia decides that he's sick of getting socks and being alone at Christmas, so he decides to get rid of it - Grinch style. Can Italy save the day? Written in Dr Seuss-style rhyme and narrated by England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Prussia, N. Italy - Complete
Two Weeks of Sunshine by comptine reviews
AU. What Arthur had expected on his trip of the vineyards of France was solitude, good wine, and a quiet end to his rather disastrous love life. What he had not expected was a hostel in Rome with a Frenchman, no wine and rainy start to a long summer.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,992 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Abuse of Power by Arzosah reviews
One-shot. Whenever one holds power over the lives of others, there will be the desire to misuse it. Gaara knows this desire, and so does his sensei. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Baki, Gaara - Complete
Talk to Me by Sara's Girl reviews
When the usual channels of communication are shut down, the most surprising people can find a way in. A strange little love story. HPDM slash, AU 7th-year fluffy!verse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,550 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 1,619 - Follows: 104 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Unspoken Conversation by KatNinja reviews
He may not show it, but he was grateful. Post WW1 FrancexEngland
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/31/2009 - France, England/Britain - Complete
3 Examples of Uchiha's being by randomqueenwilla reviews
Just a list of some things that I noticed all three of the remaining Uchiha's were. It was in my mind and wouldn't get out. They amuse me so they may amuse you too. Spoilers from the Manga are in here. If you're fine with that then enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Lucky Number by Storymaster Caith reviews
As the Kazekage, Gaara does gigantic amounts of paperwork. And sometimes, you stumble upon things you never expected while reading old mission reports. A Gaara-Kankuro brother fic, multichapter.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,987 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7071 - Favs: 5,426 - Follows: 2,235 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Gaara Discovers April Fools Day by Dilly-Oh reviews
In the newest 'Gaara Discovers', Gaara must run for his life as he April Fools Kankuro, incurring his wrath! Will he be safe with his friends, or will they cast him out to save themselves? Read and find out! Review, please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,607 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Of Kunai and Haircuts by Nanaki Lioness reviews
[Mild SasuNaru] Naruto cuts Sasuke's hair.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Gaara Discovers Easter by Dilly-Oh reviews
Uhoh! Tragedy strikes the Sand Siblings as Kankuro get injured and cannot perform his duties as the Easter Bunny! Now Gaara must take his place and hand out candy to the children! Will he survive this horrible excursion or be ripped apart? Review, please!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Gaara Discovers Thanksgiving by Dilly-Oh reviews
It's a Thanksgiving special as Gaara finds out about his newest holiday! But what happens when he befriends the very turkey his family is planning on eating? Will he save his friend in time? Read and find out! Review, please!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,878 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Gaara, Shino A. - Complete
Gaara Gets Meds by Dilly-Oh reviews
The newest installment of the 'Gaara Gets' features Gaara trying antidepressants to cure his mental problems. Too bad the pills send him into a jackedup frenzy from which noone is safe! Watch out! Read and review, please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,226 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Gaara Discovers Valentines Day by Dilly-Oh reviews
It's a Valentines special for the 'Gaara Discovers' fics, with Gaara looking high and low for a perfect Valentines gift for Hinata. Even with help from his friends in Konoha, will he find one time? Read and find out! Very fluffy and cute. Read and review!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,583 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Gaara Discovers Christmas by Dilly-Oh reviews
The second of the Gaara Discovers fics, in which Gaara is shocked and terrified when he hears word of the sinister 'Santa Claus', who punishes naughty children! Gaara must do all that he can to be put on Santa's nice list and save himself! Review please!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,375 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Gaara Gets Hiccups by Dilly-Oh reviews
The newest installment of Gaara Gets... is the cutest yet, as Gaara is infected with hiccups and must ask his Konoha friends for their methods of curing them! Will he get rid of them or go crazy first? Read and find out! Review, please!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Gaara Gets the Flu by Dilly-Oh reviews
The next of the 'Gaara Gets Something', full of sweetness and fluff. And sickness, don't forget sickness. So very cute! Enjoy! Read and Review, please!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Gaara Gets Chickenpox by Dilly-Oh reviews
Yet another, short, semisweet ficlet with Gaara getting sick and his siblings caring for him. Review please!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Gaara Gets A Cold by Dilly-Oh reviews
Gaara gets sick, and it's up to Temari and Kankuro to show him that they care. A cute, short story featuring Gaara and his siblings. Aww...Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Carousel by Fantastical Queen Ebony Black reviews
COMPLETE! AU Gaara’s life was a silent mess. Then he found there was a lot more to see than just sadness, as somehow, he found Neji. But Neji has some secrets of his own. We keep spinning, gaining speed, a little faster... NeGaaNe [SasNar, ShiTem]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 107,970 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 4/19/2006 - Published: 1/14/2005 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Neko No Jutsu by GoldenFyre reviews
A jutsu gone wrong lands Sasuke in Naruto's house,as a cat no less and in his new house, he finds himself learning that he never really knew Naruto at all. SasuNaru another Smart!Naruto fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,069 - Reviews: 1575 - Favs: 2,109 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 4/18/2006 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Touchy Feely by firefly reviews
Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 1,121 - Follows: 91 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Confessions of an Insomniac by sharingank reviews
Who said redheaded homicidal maniacs can't keep a journal? Sand Siblings craziness. Possible manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,877 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 6/22/2005
Just a Piercing by firefly reviews
It's a late night at the Sabaku household, and Shukaku decides that he has a few demands he wants met. The story of how Gaara got his first piercing, and how Temari and Kankuro were forced to be the cosmetologists to do it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Please Knock by Gaara-no-Jo reviews
Siblings should always knock before entering a bathroom. Unless you like to be traumatized, but I think the Siblings of the Sand would agree that they've had enough bad images burned into their brains. One Shot, Completed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Naruto Primer: Lost Chapters by Link and Luigi reviews
More Chicken Soup for the Naruto Lover's Soul. But not really. Not a sequel, but a continuation. All of the chapters that weren't included in the original and MORE!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 101 - Words: 154,141 - Reviews: 2240 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/4/2004 - Published: 6/19/2004 - Complete
Past meets Future by ShullieQ reviews
Just as Sakura and Ino's fight was about to end, a strange thing happens. Several leaf-nins and the sand-nins get sent into the future and meet they're future selves. How have they changed? Why does Gaara have two village symbols? {Complete}
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,888 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/23/2004 - Published: 6/25/2004 - Complete
Coffee Beans and Jenga Pieces by firefly reviews
Funny how it’ll take moments of paralyzing terror, missing coffee beans, and Hasbro games to make Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro realize how much they love each other, ne? Ch.2: Kankuro explains porn to Gaara and sibling love is realized.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,161 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/17/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Naruto Primer by Link and Luigi reviews
Ever read Chicken Soup for the Soul? Well, this isn't really like it. But it has the same format filled with all sorts of short stories. You're BOUND to find something for the whole family! COMPLETED!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 101 - Words: 139,709 - Reviews: 2632 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 5/16/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Complete
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The Battle Plan reviews
Three French teens enter the Naruto-verse planning to have fun messing about. The reality of their situation soon catches up with them and they realize that the ninja world is both a horribly dangerous and exciting place. However, they always have time to traumatize some shinobi includes Akatsuki!GaaraxOC,NejiTen, ShikaTema, SasuNaru etc. Starts at Pre-chunin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 270,613 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 5/6/2010 - [Gaara, OC] Sasuke U., Akatsuki
Nostalgia and Home Videos reviews
When Gaara overhears Kankuro sobbing in his room over a simple home video, the redhead gets suspicious and very, very curious. Sand Family. Pre-chuunin.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,336 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Gaara, Kankuro, The Fourth Kazekage, Yashamaru - Complete
Hinata and the Orange Juice! reviews
What happens when Ino messes up Hinata's orange juice? What happens if this leaves the shy little Hyuga completely hyper and daring? Well, she is going to spread the love! Sasuke, Gaara, Shino, Neji... No sad person is safe from Hinata! Rated T for swearing, randomness and weirdness!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,313 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 7/26/2010 - [Hinata H., Naruto U.] Sasuke U., Gaara - Complete
And Now We're Stuck Together reviews
The council has made its decision. Gaara is to be eliminated once and for all. By the one person who can control his sand. The Kazekage drags his son to the Land of Lightning, away from his siblings' protective eyes, planning on finally assassinating him with his own two hands. That is, if he can bring himself to do it. *Sequel to And Now I'm Stuck Here With You*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,391 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Gaara, The Fourth Kazekage - Complete
And Now I'm Stuck Here With You reviews
What happens when the Sand Sibs get shipwrecked onto a deserted island during a mission? Especially since Gaara is still a murderous psychopath. Temari and Kankuro are the only ones stuck with him. The worst part... It was no accident. Sand Sibs
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 98,826 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Gaara, Temari, Kankuro - Complete
There Is A France Under My Bed reviews
Germany is awoken in the middle of the night by a horrifying sound coming from under his bed. "Hon hon hon..." Why the heck is France hiding under his bed? France-centric. Rated T for language, randomness and, well, France.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,448 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - France, Germany - Complete
Itachi and the Dango Stick! reviews
Kisame decides to drug Itachi to get him to relax and loosen up. Before long, chaos ensures and everyone gets involved, whether they like it or not. Some want blackmail material, some are entertained and some just really want Tobi to put the scythe down.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,447 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Itachi U., Kisame H., Akatsuki - Complete
The Kazekage's Blind Date reviews
The Kazekage is getting more bitter by the second and Gaara is starting to get irritated. However, with Shukaku's help, the redhead decides to set him up on a date. A blind date. This is going to be fun. Not totally childish themes. One-Shot. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,605 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2011 - [The Fourth Kazekage, OC] Gaara - Complete
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