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Author has written 4 stories for Trickster series, Harry Potter, Five people you meet in heaven, and Septimus Heap.

I am a teenager from Britain.

Favourite books: Tamara Pierce's books particularly the Trickster's series, Harry Potter, Trudi Canavan's books, Vampire Academy books, Lord of the Rings..
Favourite films: Lord of the Rings, Star Trek (all of 'em).

Now time for some copy and pastes:)
If you've ever gone into a laughing fit for no reason, copy this onto your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious, preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile. (Like, oh my God. I like totally broke a nail!...I mean LIKE stop talking LIKE that!)
If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

"I Get Enough Exercise Just Pushing My Luck"
"Due to Budget Cuts, the Light at the End of the Tunnel Has Been Cut Off"
"Out of My Mind – Will Be Back Shortly"
"Shin: A Device for Finding Furniture in the Dark"
"I'm Not Cynical – Just Experienced"
"You Have the Right to Remain Silent, So Please Shut Up!"
"I Know About Stressed – It's Desserts Spelled Backwards"
"If They Don't Have Chocolate in Heaven, I Ain't Going."

Words of Wisdom
Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.
Don't hate yourself in the morning--sleep till noon.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends. - Sorry JumpingOverMountains (It was the others!)
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
"When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the people you hate."
"Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more."
"If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving."
"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?- 'Hold my purse.'" - holds a pink sparkly monstrosity!
"Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that."
"Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over."
"Whoever said that nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door."
"I do not suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it." - the best of the lot!
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
"You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never had."
I don't know what your problem is but I bet it's hard to pronounce.
I'm not random. You just can't think as fast as I do.
I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap," (and that would be how??...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought??...)
On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time)?
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because??...)
On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what)?
On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)
On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)
On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
On a Korean kitchen knife -- "Warning: keep out of children." (hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)
On a mattress warning label -- "WARNING: Do not attempt to swallow." (What prompted this?)
On the back of a watch -- "For Best Results Use Other Side." (I start to question the world now.)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.

You know you’re obsessed with fanfic when . . .
You get confused between the actual story and the fanfic about it
That you spent more time writing the fanfic than actually watching/reading/playing the thing you’re writing for
You make fanfiction for other people's fanfiction
You probably read a fanfic that was longer that the actual book
When u read a m rated fanfic, then read a romance novel claiming to have a harsh sex scene and you’re like "I’ve read better sex scenes written by a 12 year old"
When you get excited that, your friend also has an account
When you got disappointed when you read/watch/play something new and it wasn't on fanfiction
When your computer doesn't have internet and you need something to do and you say "let’s read some fanfics" but then realize that’s on the internet then get mad
Reviews on your fic can turn the suckiest week of your life and turn them into the best flippen dipped week u ever lived through
When you feel all proud how your favourite category has one of the highest amounts of stories written
When you someplace random and randomly come up with ideas for fanfic for no reason
When you daydream about a fanfic and plan it out all in your head, even wondering what people will say about it and if there are any flaws before you have the first chapter written yet
When you fall asleep reading fanfiction and continue your own little plot in your dreams only to wake up wandering where've read it and find out a week later it was just a dream ... oh well you'll write it down later.
When you have read this list and thought of additions to it

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The Promise of a New Dawn by Whispering Darkness reviews
Harry as an elfling on Arda. A new world, a new life, a new chance. A new hope to finally find that which he had been searching for for such a long time. Can he truly start afresh, or are the shadows of his past too lasting to shake off?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,999 - Reviews: 2044 - Favs: 4,980 - Follows: 6,068 - Updated: 8/13/2016 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Harry P.
Newton's Third Law by Barrel of Monkeys reviews
How would the Naruto and Harry Potter worlds change if Harry was raised the traditional Hatake way?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 222,828 - Reviews: 3717 - Favs: 3,358 - Follows: 3,547 - Updated: 8/20/2015 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Harry P., Kakashi H.
Order of the Dragon by mindofemmette reviews
62/? When Harry Potter starts coming into his full wizarding powers too early, what better way to stabilize his magic than a full marriage bond? Certain Weasley brothers can't stand to see Harry manipulated any longer, and suddenly plans change. Eventual Harry/Charlie, Fred/George, Sirius/? Begins after Harry's fourth year, but only VERY loosely follows plot after that point. Abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 344,534 - Reviews: 1810 - Favs: 2,859 - Follows: 3,602 - Updated: 8/9/2015 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Harry P., Charlie W.
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,176 - Reviews: 1409 - Favs: 7,302 - Follows: 2,336 - Updated: 1/7/2015 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Descendents of the Lost by picabone99 reviews
My take on the clichéd Elfing!Harry story, hopefully with a great deal more care taken with integrating Harry into that world. Will also contain Elfing!Sirius. Eventual MxM relationship.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 97,420 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 1,454 - Updated: 1/1/2015 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Glorfindel - Complete
The Courtship Conundrum by Belladonna1185 reviews
On the day of Harry's 17th Birthday an old wizarding tradition turns his life upside down. It's either go through with it or lose everything... Rated M for future material. Snarry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,408 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
Arcane Academy by ame3565 reviews
With Sirius' recent death, Harry's summer has a hellish start. The Dursley's abuse turns deadly, and Dumbledore does nothing to save him. Will he survive for another year of school, and will he even want to go back to Hogwarts at all? Slash, M/M/M/M, OMC/Hary, m-preg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,546 - Reviews: 4152 - Favs: 7,528 - Follows: 7,613 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Harry P., OC
Lone Traveler: Building a Better Burrow by dunuelos reviews
The Better Burrow arc from my Lone Traveler compendium: The Lone Traveler encounters the Burrow before it was expanded. Maybe it can be made into a safer and more comfortable home for this version of the Weasleys. It's amazing how much a building can change history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,149 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 238 - Published: 5/14/2014 - Harry P., Molly W., Arcturus B., Arthur W. - Complete
Purple Portal Thing by m0untainc1imber reviews
It was a perfectly normal day in Atlantis when the Stargate decided to do something strange and three teenagers come to visit. This is only a plot bunny and doesn't have much real storyline at all. K for mild language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 139 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Elizabeth W. - Complete
MageElite: Harry J Potter Location: ? by RaevynMoon reviews
Elite - Harry Potter. Codename: Gryffin. Status: Destroyer of Voldemort. Location: Alternate Universe. Physical Status: How am I supposed to feel!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 73,415 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 1,367 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Harry P.
Winter's Cry by Chocolate Covered Icicles reviews
AU. Spending the holidays with Mrs. Figg isn't young Harry's idea of a good time. But when he meets someone from his unknown past... Harry may just get what he's always wanted. Not Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,495 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Harry P., Remus L.
Coexistence by darkcyan reviews
AU During his fourth year, Harry begins to feel that something is Not Right. He studies incessantly and when Voldemort is resurrected, he knows of a spell that can get rid of the monster forever . . . unfortunately, there are side-effects . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 155,474 - Reviews: 2057 - Favs: 2,618 - Follows: 1,205 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 12/1/2002 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Look to the Stars by SethMaxwell06 reviews
Through the wonders of magic, Harry and Teddy are sent into the future to live out normal lives. Captain Kirk is in need of another doctor aboard his ship. Enter Hadrian Black and his son. What chaos can magic and technology create? Drabblefic
Crossover - Harry Potter & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 116 - Words: 121,069 - Reviews: 1403 - Favs: 1,477 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Harry P., J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Darkness in the Void by phoenix catcher reviews
Complete. Harry/Wesley Crusher. Immortal:Harry. The Wizards made a mistake during their war. They obliterated their mortality and became something even more destructive. This is the story of the future humans' interactions with this new entity.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,118 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Wesley C., Harry P. - Complete
Yet Another Universe by Silverfawkes reviews
AU lighthearted funfest with mature overtones,Post DH Harry gets pulled to an AU only to be expected to do it again. Dumbledore bashing is rampant Harry is doing it his way but he's going to have fun doing it! RATING FOR LANG. AND SEX INUENDO
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 65,708 - Reviews: 2206 - Favs: 4,624 - Follows: 2,251 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Your Eyes Speak to Me by Linnay reviews
ONESHOT.AU.SLASH.POV.OOC.OC. This is a story about a young man learning to live again after having been physically, and emotionally, scarred after a war.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,641 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 63 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Harry P., Trowa B. - Complete
Walking Amongst Those Who May Never Wake Again by TheOtherMaidOfTarth reviews
Unless Aslan Shakes His Mane. TLWW Movie-verse. Walking through the courtyard of the Queen of Narnia, Edmund gave a jolt when his eyes landed on the frozen statue of a defiant-looking giant, club raised mid-swing...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Luna L., Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Eight Years & A Handful Of Misunderstandings by MadSmurf reviews
For an eight-year old Hermione thought that she was rather intelligent but what she couldn't understand was why EJE had not left her alone. Usually the bullies had their fun and then left but he hadn't and this confused her.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inception - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,429 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Hermione G., Eames - Complete
The Hogwarts Handbook: A Survival Guide by pantherscout reviews
A guide to staying alive and keeping your sanity while studying at Hogwarts, as told by an anonymous student.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,263 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 3/11/2010
All Was Well by Hades27 reviews
Oneshot of Harry and Firenze. When the famed boy-who-lived is alone and forgotten, someone surprising is the one to comfort him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Firenze, Harry P. - Complete
The Blindside by Hikaru Kosuzaku reviews
Harry's life just got turned on its head. Again. But at least he has a brother to help him back up. And his brother's lover. And his brother's work partner. And the partner's lover. And oh look...his own lover? Huh. 1x5 2x3 4xHP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,417 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 1,319 - Follows: 1,082 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Harry P., Trowa B. - Complete
The Twilight Chronicles by Jammeke reviews
Things the character would say—if I had anything to say about it.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,736 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Complete
Breaking Point by Kendra James reviews
Harry has reached his breaking point and takes the ultimate escape. Severus Snape discovers that it can take a revisit with the past to see it clearly . Oneshot; mention of rape, self halm and suicide
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 140 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
If Only by Blue Skyes101 reviews
What if Harry grew up with his parents and had the perfect life but still became Voldemort's most notorious death eater? What if, one day, he and Voldemort were both found dead in the ministry? Learn the story behind the lie. Was he truly evil afterall?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,792 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Mythic Alliance by Jendra reviews
They say there's no such thing as a magical Animagus. They're wrong. Harry Potter, Severus Snape and Draco Malfoy join together in an alliance no one, especially Voldemort, is expecting. Severus/Harry mentor, Harry/Draco friends. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 75,564 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 1,717 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
DragonKin by Fyreheart reviews
AU. During the summer between Harry's 5th and 6th year, an ancestor of Harry's discovers the last of the line has been mistreated and decides it's time to intercede. Over 3,000,000 views. Characters belong to J.K. Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 157,154 - Reviews: 2441 - Favs: 8,273 - Follows: 3,180 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 8868 - Favs: 20,444 - Follows: 8,185 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Chinese Whispers by Kirrea reviews
They told me you were dead, and I wanted to scream, I wanted to cry, I wanted to die along with you in the deep, dark winter of grief taking over my autumn.// Five drabbles on Harry Potter's death. Updating.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Ginny W., Narcissa M. - Complete
The Marriage Law Repealed by Silverfawkes reviews
ONESHOT Harry and his friemds get letters from the ministry telling them to marry they wonder if they shouldn't have stopped after Voldie. Rating is for some language Cannon compliant to epilogue DH HP/GW HG/RW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,992 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 67 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Viktor Krum, The Bulgarian Who Survived by Anon and anon reviews
Facing dragons or a world quidditch match? Viktor Krum is your man. Facing your possibly-girlfriend's adopted brother, however, is an entirely different thing - especially when that brother happens to be The-Man-Who-grew-Up-To-Squish-Dark-Lords.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 60 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Viktor K., Harry P. - Complete
I'll Kill You by knoteach reviews
One-shot drabble. An alternate scene with a not-so-nice Heero, better summary inside.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Harry P., Heero Y. - Complete
Fate's Gambit by robst reviews
Fate looked on as the boy who's destined to lead the fight against the darkness was slowly being broken down until she's compelled to take action that will change his life forever. Pre-Hogwarts, friendship H/Hr/L rating is for Dursleys treatment of Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,921 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 4,160 - Follows: 1,694 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
The Immortal Hero by Ravenclaw-Girl28 reviews
The Lost Elfling" rewrite. The war is over but Harry has been left broken and bleeding. He’s given the chance to start again in a new world, but can he remain separate from another war when once again the people he cares about are in the middle of it?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 78,479 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 3,787 - Follows: 1,477 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Harry P., Aragorn - Complete
Knowledge is Power by robst reviews
When Hermione gets cursed at the Ministry, Harry and the Death Eaters discover the power he knows not. Unleashing this power has far reaching consequences. Weasley and Dumbledore bashing – time travel story that's hopefully different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 178,331 - Reviews: 3395 - Favs: 8,210 - Follows: 3,272 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 5,898 - Follows: 1,105 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
In the Eye of the Beholder by wednesday-mc reviews
Very Much AU, also containing mild slash. Thranduil maneuvers to have an unwilling Legolas marry Elrond. Not your usual slash: I write stories with intimacy, not heavy sex. If this flavor of tea offends you, please leave the pot for others to enjoy.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 101,145 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 1,491 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 4/28/2003 - Legolas, Elrond - Complete
Hogwarts List by Ammie Hawk reviews
While on break Hermione stumbles upon Harry Potter fanfiction and decides to make a list of things that are inaccurate about them. Complete for now, but I might add more to the list later.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Fair Trade by BajaB reviews
AU one-shot set after sixth year. Harry confronts Voldemort with an alternate reason for some of the Dark's Lord's failures, and offers to help him out, for a price.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,559 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 2,659 - Follows: 555 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Christmas Cobra by wellyuthink reviews
A Christmas-y fic. Harry is left alone at Hogwarts over Christmas, during his seventh year. Bored and lonely, he tries to find something to occupy his time and ends up, as usual, in trouble. Can Snape help him? OotP compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,503 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Alternate Deathly Hallows Ending by WinchesterGrl09 reviews
When Harry returns after his talk with Dumbledore he walkes up in the clearing but realizes something is wrong. The clearing is empty. Once he reaches the castle he figures out what went wrong. Will he still be able to complete his destiny? One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,969 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
So Sacrifice Yourself by BlueSea14 reviews
Percy Weasley has a conversation with Remus Lupin at Dumbledore's funeral. AU, written pre-D.H.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,099 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Percy W., Remus L. - Complete
A New Life by darknessmolded reviews
Harry defeats Voldemort in his own world but is so scared that he will hurt someone with his new powers that he wishes himself away and sends himself to an alternate universe where he has a second chance to live his life. Warning:yaoi harryomc mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,732 - Reviews: 994 - Favs: 2,176 - Follows: 2,341 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Harry P., James P.
Out of Azkaban by Laume reviews
Formerly on the account of Luke Kenobi. Written for the Third Floor Corridor Cliche Contest. Harry and Snape have been sent to Azkaban on false charges. Once out, they are not what the Order expects.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,368 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 2,279 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
You should have known by Pissed Off Poet1 reviews
Petunia Dursley should have known Harry would return after the war had been fought. She should have known he would be back, and would have things to say.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 55 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Horcruxes' Quest by loonie lupin reviews
/complete/ After OotP, Harry decides to run away in order to train to be ready to face Voldemort. He goes to find the one person he trusted as a child: Scott Summers. Sparks fly. Spoilers for HBP and DH. HP/X-Men crossover - Scott/Harry slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,913 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Trials of Bonded Friendship by nile-reina reviews
Twin souls reach across two different universes for companionship from someone who would understand and never betray, yet years later one will be betrayed and one will cross boundries to save the other...HPXmen Crossover...SlashHet pairings
Crossover - X-Men & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,907 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Remy L./Gambit, Harry P. - Complete
The Power He Knows Not by Tanaxanth reviews
Post OotP, Harry receives something from his parents and finds out about his mother's family. Generic yes, but I really didn't have any other ideas of what to write
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Shadow Boy by Pissed Off Poet1 reviews
Harry Potter could never be called normal. Not when he was abandoned by his parents when his twin brother was hailed the boy who lived, and definitely not when he returned fourteen years with three adopted brothers in tow, to rock Hogwarts world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,363 - Reviews: 1655 - Favs: 3,399 - Follows: 1,379 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Heero's Blanket by Rhyanthia reviews
Heero is looking for his blanket.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter: The Lone Traveller by The Professional reviews
After spending half his life trying to rid the world of Voldemort, Harry Potter finally succeeds. However, the price has been high. Too high. Unfortunately, when Harry risks his life to go back and ‘do things right’, something goes wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,605 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 2,170 - Follows: 2,158 - Updated: 2/19/2006 - Published: 11/24/2005 - Harry P.
Snape's Invisible Friend by teacherbev reviews
Winner Oct. 2006 HPAA Best AU: Harry rescues himself as a baby and chooses Snape as his protector, why no one knows because the toddler isn't telling and no one can see him but Snape. No Slash, No Mary Sues, R&R please. PDF, ebook, mobipocket available.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,408 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 3,242 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Betrayed by kateydidnt reviews
In his fifth year Harry Potter was framed for murder and sentenced to Azkaban. Ten years later his innocence is proven. What will Harry do? Written PreOotP. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,138 - Reviews: 3967 - Favs: 7,081 - Follows: 1,715 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 4/1/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
The Marriage by Janara reviews
[Complete] At the start of Harry's seventh year Dumbledore has come up with the perfect way of ending the war. There is only one problem, Harry refuses to play the Headmaster's game. Will Harry be able to avoid the trap set by the aged wizard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,058 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 1,849 - Follows: 448 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Complete
Death of a Hero by RollDee4 reviews
Harry's sacrifice of Eternity was not in vain
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/15/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
When I will refuse by Maud Greyluck reviews
Regulus Black was walking through the London in cold August rain.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
Midnight Guardian by ksomm814 reviews
COMPLETE AU Third Year. What if a certain phone call pushed Uncle Vernon too far, changing everything? The truth will be revealed but which version will Harry believe? The past will be revealed along with the introduction of old aquaintances.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,560 - Reviews: 1186 - Favs: 3,815 - Follows: 836 - Updated: 10/16/2004 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Redemption by krtshadow reviews
COMPLETE! Harry Potter has spent six years in Azkaban. Now, Dumbledore, Black and Lupin are here to retrieve him, now certain of his innocence. Will they be too late to save Harry's sanity? And if so, what does this mean for the world? AU after year 4.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 100,077 - Reviews: 3865 - Favs: 7,325 - Follows: 1,714 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 8/16/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Daddy... Padfoot?! by sthana reviews
It isn't enough that Harry's first word has to be Padfoot. He's got to start calling him THAT as well! ~James Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 197 - Published: 2/9/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B.
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Harry's random day reviews
The students of Hogwarts are having a very random day. Harry and his friends have defeated Voldie and madness is the result. Crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,153 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 2/24/2010
Marcia Overstrand reviews
Alther's thoughts about getting a new apprentice
Septimus Heap - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Alther M. - Complete
Aly's death reviews
People's thoughts and feelings of Aly's death, the story was extended but I felt it worked better as a one shot
Trickster series - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
My take reviews
This is my take on the story with a totally different character. It implies abuse.
Five people you meet in heaven - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Complete