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Author has written 17 stories for Harry Potter, My Sister the Vampire, Perfect Chemistry, Push, Zoom, Sydney White, 10 Things I Hate About You, Tuck Everlasting, How to Train Your Dragon, Mortal Instruments, Star Trek: 2009, Inkheart, H2O: Just Add Water, and Maximum Ride.
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blah blah blah and then i said she could just go blah blah blah and so he told me that i was being to blah blah blah blah and we went on like this untill anne came blah blah blah and so mikkie ran in screaming god save the queen because blah blah blah and of corse i ran uot into the busy streets of london and blah blah blah blah then i ran back up to my room and my room mate lily was doing yoga and singing blah blah blah blah blah and i said that her mom would be so mad if she found out blah blah blah and that is the increadible story of how my first very geeky year at bedforshire a privet school near london UK nad hey my mum may be part yank but i am an all feirce brit so dont go fouling up. or i will find got it!? o.k. now that we are clear i hope that you enjoy my writings. if you want to know what they are well look them up. now if you will excuse me i need to finish my french homework before my best friends Lilly aka Lil' and brent ahh my brent
Love & cookies
Guys seriosly i need more reviews!!
P.S NEW FAVORITE MOVIE: HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON!
NOTE: I'M SO SORRY! I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT I SPELLED MEGGIE'S NAME WRONG IN INKBOY,!! I WILL FIX IT IN LATER CHAPTERS PROMISE!
THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR:
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
2) STAND silent and motionless in the
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
12) TRY to make personal calls on the
13) DRAW a little square on the floor
14) WHEN there's only one other person
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
16) ASK if you can push the button for
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
MY STEREO TYPES
I'm British so I must have bad teeth
I'm German so I must hate jews
I'm Scottish so I must wear a lot of plaid
I love school so I must be a teachers pet
I'm anti-social so I must have no friends
I laugh at people so I must be evil
I go against the flow so I must be a loner
I'm smart so I must be weak
I'm a girl so I must not be able to stand up for myself
I am a writer so I must have TOO much free time
I get good grades so I must not be popular
I'm a young writer so I must be emo
I live in a good neighborhood so I must hate poor people
I speak my mind so I must be a bitch
I'm an only child so I must be spoiled
I'm in band so I must be a geek
I'm strong so I must be dumb
I don't so off my body so I must have low self-esteem
I like how I look so I must be a narcissist
I love to read so I must be a nerd
I don't text so I must be a freak
I have a lot of money so I must be a shop-shopaholic
I date lots of guys so I must be a slut
I'm sarcastic so I must be really mean
Those are some of my many STEREO TYPES but I go against all of them and be who I want to be. Chou from wickensblackemblem