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Joined 01-30-10, id: 2236054, Profile Updated: 03-08-11
Author has written 6 stories for Maximum Ride, and Twilight.

Wowza...

Oh, right.

This is me account.

No it's not!

Shut up.

Make me!

Sorry, that was my sister. We're 'sharing' this account.

I wrote half of that story!

T.T

Anyway, on with the info!

Names;; Haha, I bet you thought you I was gonna put our names. Loser.

That was meanie!

Shut up.

Well, I guess my name would be... Alex! Yes! No wait... we kidnapped her...

Alex: Yup

Me: Anyways...

I be da awshome... uh... hold on...

Anyways... My name will be Trisha. Yeah, that works. xD

Ages;; I'm 15. She's 13. Well, almost 13.

coughnot 13cough

Well, that's okat 'cause dis in me account.

Genders;; Girls.. End of Story. Next!

Fang: I'm not a girl.

Me: Fang! Get back to the basement!

Fang: ...

Ooooh! I gots a name! I'mma be Kaytee.

Wow.. Very... punny.

Sorry, inside joke.

Anyways...

Puck: You say anyways a lot.

Me: Go back to the basement Puck. Now.

Puck: Never!

Me: I will take away the candy under your bed.

Puck: Noooooooo. Myyy candy.

Me: Then go.

Puck: -shouts obsinities-

Me: Go.

Location;; The United States, that's all you get.

Interests;; Swimming, martial arts, art, cooking, reading.

Baking, saxophoning, readin', drawin'...

Wow..

Seth: I love you Kaytee.

Me: Stop sucking up to her, you get fed by me too.

Seth: Oh, right. Never mind.

-cries in corner-

Me: Mwahahahah.

Umm have any of you heard of "Iggy and his Wiggy bed?"

What. The. Heck.

Its like a book on tape, and "Iggy" is what the kid's name is and he has a wiggy bed!

Why are you going on about this?

-Christian runs through house screaming with Alex on his back attempting to rip his eye balls out-

That was...

Just not right

Ya so go on to www.bedtimetheater.com and listen to the story about Iggy and his wiggy bed while we go see what THAT was about...

NOTICEEE*

Haha, i was just noticedd(:

You gunna say somethin or what?

Nope. Oh wait yes I am!

LOVE YOU GUYS!

Just spreadin the love(:

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Pi! I love pi!

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Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4132 - Favs: 1,135 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
My Girl's ExBoyfriend by St.SilverWings reviews
It's complicated. The characters in this play are a boyfriend, a best friend, a player, and a stalker, all fighting for the same girl. Throw in one badass girl, an overprotective brother and….. high school. Let's just say, it's complicated.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Max
Something More Than Special by hanz242 reviews
The future isn't any easier for Tally Youngblood. 1. She's pregnant 2. The father of her child David has been taken hostage, and been made into a super freak 3. Someone isn't as dead as Tally thought they were. Things are about to get seriously ugly.
Uglies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,979 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - David, Tally Y.
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The Hidden World reviews
Angel brings two mysterious kids to Max, just as she goes into labor. Turns out they're from a hidden camp, just what Max, the flock, and a few new little additions need. R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 5/10/2010
Nudge's Ancestry reviews
Nudge suddenly gets a high fever and the flock tries to find her help only to discover the Cullens. Fax! Liggy! Neth!
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,888 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Max, Edward
Iggy's Voice reviews
Oh, Beach Bunnies.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Iggy - Complete
Total: The Plot Hole reviews
Total gets stuck in the plot hole and ends up on the where are they now show! Oneshot MikeXLissa
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Total - Complete
The School reviews
The flock has to go to school! I know you hear THAT a lot, but please read, it will be hilarious! Sequel to The Airport, Lots of Fax! We promise! Eggy too and other pairings!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,661 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Max, Fang
The Airport reviews
What happens when the flock gets stuck AND seperated in a JAPANESE airport? Find out. Some Fax later. First fanfic.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,164 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete