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For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion. (Actually I am)
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.\
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I wear glasses and braces, so I MUST be a nerd.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too

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Saving Lily by Black Kat64 reviews
Lily and the Marauders used to be friends until something awful happened to pull them apart now they must repair their friend as the fight to save Lily from a dark and dangerous unseen foe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,630 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P.
Games are afoot by grumpy grizzly reviews
It began when Arthur and Molly are out of the Burrow on Order business and Charlie and Bill are home to babysit. Fred challenges Hermione to think of something fun for them to do and she teaches them a muggle game. But, it continued and the games are afoo
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 174,549 - Reviews: 1603 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 1,094 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Hermione G., Charlie W.
Nobody Saw by writeratheart007 reviews
She'd been taking care of everyone else, beating herself down again and again. No one noticed just how much it was taking out of her to do it. Till those two noticed what everyone else was turning a blind eye to. Would she be more broken than the ones she was helping by the time they are able to get to her?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,070 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Hermione G., Bill W. - Complete
The Untold Story of James and Lily by hothoney111 reviews
Lily hates James. James likes Lily. What made things change between them? Who else was a part of their story? What happened during those three times of defying Lord Voldemort? Who else was involved in their end? Written Post-DH, treat as Post-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 315,698 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 5/22/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P.
My World Part One by CowgirlPrincess reviews
Lily feels like she's lost between two worlds after her fifth year. The next two years, and their summer breaks between them help her to understand her classmates specifically the Marauders and find out that she has a world of her own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,677 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Homecoming by chaser1980 reviews
"At first, she had tried to pretend like everything was okay, but from the moment he got out of the hospital, he knew her feelings had changed." Bill's returning from a self-imposed four-year exile in Egypt. And things aren't exactly as he left them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,782 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Bill W., Hermione G.
All I Have To Give by Merteuil reviews
When Hermione returns to Hogwarts after the war, life takes an unexpected turn when she's poisoned and must deal with the consequences of the cure. AU, Post DH, Not Epilogue compliant. Rated M for future chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 116,530 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Hermione G., Bill W.
For the Best by AnotherNamelessAuthor reviews
"Oh for Merlin's sake Prongs, she's bloody pregnant." James' eyes, which had drifted to look at Sirius, immediately snapped back to staring at me, growing wider. "She's having the first mini marauder. That's why she did her disappearing act on you."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,477 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P.
James and the Baby Sitter by LilyHeartsJames reviews
When Lily has to baby-sit for the Potters she never expects to fall for their eldest son. But for just how long can she resist the charming James Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 114,730 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Flower and Prongs by teenage.tradgedy reviews
Lily Evans has become the new Hogwarts Head Girl, but her partner in action, the Head Boy, is her long hated enemy, James Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 217,940 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Late Nights at The Leaky Cauldron by Jen Riddle reviews
James Potter has been away for four years, and Lily Evans has vowed never to forgive him for abandoning her. But now he's back, and feelings linger. With the war going on, can James Potter get back his old life before it's too late? Very slightly AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,848 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Gaol by fangirlwithak reviews
It's a full-time job, worrying about Sirius Black. However, she's so busy caring about him, she conveniently forgets that there's nobody around to focus on her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,619 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
When the Wind Blows by rebecca-in-blue reviews
"A chill seems to settle into his bones when he hears the news." Lily falls mysteriously ill during the winter of seventh year, and James suspects she's been attacked. Or worse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,345 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 8/7/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Marauders and the Rogues by PrincessEarth reviews
The infamous Marauders weren't alone in their love for pranking. In fact, they often had their butts kicked by a bunch of girls. Now, this is it. Seventh year. Four girls, four boys. Two opposing pranking teams. One hell of a battle to be won.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 179,268 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Reading the Future by hp-pj nutter reviews
the summary is inside the story but basically Lilly , James and their friends read Harry Potter 1 and their might be future characters has well rated T just in case
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,339 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P.
After 'I never' by writer xjx reviews
A game of 'I never' reveals a secret no-one expected to be revealed. Now everyone has to deal with the aftermath.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,695 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Moving in by SiriuslyLoveBound reviews
Hermione moves in with Harry, Ron, Remus, and Sirius. What happens when she goes out alone with 2 very attractive and older guys? SBHGRL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,294 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Pieces of You by Ceredwen reviews
Sirius escorts Hermione back to England at Harry's request. NC17. Written for the Valentine's Day True Love Challenge over at the lj community hermionesirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,417 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
The Wise One: Book One: Becoming by FarenMaddox reviews
When Sirius Black escapes Azkaban and 8-year-old Harry Potter disappears, the world is thrown into upheaval. What will Britain and Harry be without each other, and who will face the Dark? You only THINK you've read this before. I guarantee you haven't.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 99,300 - Reviews: 1288 - Favs: 1,889 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
To Protect Them All by Zephyras reviews
After living on the streets, Lily Evans thought surviving her seventh and final year at Hogwarts would be a cinch. Voldemort, Death Eaters, and James Potter proved her wrong. AU, pre-Lily/James. Violence, gore, etc. REVISED. SEQUEL IS OUT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,763 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Fading Lily by The Road Less Traveled reviews
AU HIATUS Lily is abused at home and has almost no friends at school that is until James comes into her life and changes it forever...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,846 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/12/2003 - Published: 10/30/2002 - Lily Evans P., James P.