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Author has written 15 stories for Chronicles of Ancient Darkness, EastEnders, Harry Potter, Shakespeare, Harvest Moon, and Gone.

Phlob- P
ThyGreenThing- TGT
Welly- W

Apple juice or orange juice?
P: Apple Juice! Orange juice makes you wee.
TGT: It does? O.O Anyway, APPLE JUICE ALL THE WAY.
W: Apple Juice. Orange Juice tastes HORRIBLE. Bleh.

Are you a morning or night person?
P: Night. Definitely night.
TGT: It depends... I sleep retardedly... but mostly night.
W: Mornings:3

Which do you prefer, sweet or salty foods?
P:Sweeeeeeeeet! Nommy sweeeeeeeeties and chocolate :)
TGT: YUSHHH, sweetyyyynessss. :3
W: Um, sweets?

Ninjas or pirates?
P: Probably ninjas. They go waaaa waaaa waaaaa. :)
TGT: Indeedydoodah, I’mma ninja and proud!
W: Ninjas be so awesome So NINJAS

Ninjas vs pirates, discuss.
P: Well both are good at being secretive because ninjas do their waaaa waaa waaa thing and pirates steal stuff. But pirates tend to only have one leg and that’s a bit disadvantageous (is that a word? Lets just say it is) for quick getaways. Ninjas go waaa waaa waaa so ninjas would win :)
TGT: It’s your new word! And yuss, ninjas are just better anyway. Because they are... and they’re all ninja-y and waaa waaa waaa-y and just generally epic beings. Which is why I’m a ninja. I mean, who in their right mind wouldn’t want to be a ninja? Only douches would want to be pirates. -_-
W: I have to disagree with the above comment; I like pirates well enough. Just ninjas are like 1788735665674 better than them. To be honest, I see no contest between the two. Because Ninjas are naturally awesome.

Autobots or Decepticons?
W: They’re Transformers, right?
Um , Decepticons. They’re evil, I think?
P: I think so. Let’s just saaaay...wizards.
TGT: I HATE TRANSFORMERS. BLEH. NEITHER.

What was your favorite childhood television program?
TGT: Um.. I’d probably have to say.. The Wiggles! Yuss! The Wiggles were my favourite. (Still are. Shh. ;))
P: Definitely the Tweenies. I was obsessed! Did you know I apparently had the same Tweenies birthday cake as my step brother? :D
W: P, I am liking your taste. The Tweenies be awesome. I loved it, and grew up with it.

Are you a collector of anything?
TGT: I.. uh.. I collect empty TicTac boxes for no apparent reason. I just wanted something to collect so yeah. xD P: Hmmm, books (especially Harry Potter, I’m trying to collect as many different version as I can), turnips...no, not turnips. I suppose that’s it :/ Oh, and cheese!
W: I collect books. Lots and lots and lots of books. Apart from that, no...

If you could be any animal, what would you be?
TGT: A cat! Then I could eat whatever, sleep whenever, do whatever and be loved. (Presumably.) I love cats anyway, so then I’d love myself. xD
P: A dragon maybe? Ooooor...well I suppose a cat, for the same reasons as TGT. Oh yeah, I forgot cheese! :D
W: A dragon, because yes, they DO exist. Or a phoenix, just because I love them.

If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
TGT: The power to... not have to sleep. And then I’d never be tired. That’d be a miracle.
P: Superspeed. It’d come in handy. And CHEEEEESE POWER! :D Oh yeah, telekinetic powers would be good.
W: Telekinesis. Then I would never have to move. Or superspeed, ‘cause that would be cool.

What is usually your first thought when you wake up?
W: WHY AM I UP SO EARLY I NEED MORE SLEEP is probably my first thought. :P
P: What the Hell did I just dream? O.O Siriusly I have some weird dreams sometimes!
TGT: I need to sleep more. Why am I awake? WHY? WHYYYYY?

What do you usually think about right before falling asleep?
TGT: I should’ve been asleep hours ago. What normal person is still awake at this time of day? P: Morning’s gonna come really quickly now -_- And cheeeese! I don’t know what it is about cheese today. I’m not that obsessed with it you know.
W: Well, I normally have song lyrics in my head. And what I have to do tomorrow.

What's your favorite color?
P: Green. SLYTHERIN PRIDE!
W: I don’t have one, because I’m boring. However, I like blue. Partially because I’m in Ravenclaw. RAVENCLAWSOME!
TGT: ORAAANGE. Closely followed by green, ‘cause I’m a Slytherin too (And, well, clues in the name really.)

What's your favorite animal?
TGT: Thestrals! :3
P: Phoenix. Phoebe Phoenix :) Welly, you’re weird.
W: Dragons. THEY’RE REAL OKAY? Or cats. I like cats. :3

Do you believe in extraterrestrials or life on other planets?
W: ..No. Sorry, all of those people that believe in that stuff.
TGT: Nopeee. Only fools believe in that rubbish (No offence. O.O)
P: Well there’s no proof that there’s not. For all we know there could be HUNDREDS of other planets outside our Universe with weird life forms that speak through their eyes or something :P Soooo, TGT, it’s not exactly rubbish.

Do you believe in ghosts?
TGT: Bleeh, no!
W: Nope.
P: Yuuup. You two are Sirius Muggles here -.- What do you think the Bloody Baron or the Grey Lady were? Duh.
TGT: THEY ARE NOT GHOSTS. THEY’RE JUST.. illusions. O.O
P: YOU’RE AN ILLUSION!
TGT: Thanks?
P: No, not thanks. xD

Ever been addicted to a video/computer game? Which one(s)?
W: No. I play a lot of videogames, but I’ve never really been addicted to one.
TGT: Yes, I am at the moment. Sims. Lots of Sims. I cannot get enough. You could walk in on me sat in bed playing Sims at 4am. ‘NO. I’M NOT SLEEPING YET. I HAVE TO WAIT FOR MY SIM TO HAVE HER BABY.’ ‘NONONONO. WAIT, I NEED MY SIMS TO GET MARRIED.’ ‘JUST HANG ON, I’LL SLEEP SOON, BUT LET ME FINISH MAKING THIS HOUSE FIRST, ‘KAY?’ Heh.
P: Weeeeell, not really. I suppose there’s...the Copter Game :))

You're given 1 million dollars, what do you spend it on?
TGT: Music, going to concerts/gigs/stuff like that and foooood. Oh, and definitely band merch too. :D
W: Books. Music. I’d save some of it. Maybe. Then again,not. And I’d try to get a band ticket to P!ATD as well. P: Well first I’d buy a plane ticket to America. No use spending it in the UK -_- Nyeh, I could exchange it then buy EVERYTHING HP related :DDD
TGT: (Converting it into pounds first. Forget to mention that.)

Have any bad habits?
W: Haha, of course. I’m human. I worry about nothing ALL THE TIME, for example... One of many.
P: Worrying about nothing. But I find that the more you worry, the better it turns out. And getting annoyed when someone calls me a Muggle (especially my brother) xP
TGT: Many. What Phlob and Welly said about worrying, my weird sleeping pattern, singing too much, not having a life. Those are just a few. xD (Because not having a life is a bad habit. Deal with it.)

Which bad habits, if any, drive you crazy?
W: Struggling with this... but it gets annoying when I need to check my bag about 4637 times to be sure I’ve got everything for school the next day...
TGT: The sleeping one... seriously, I’m gonna die one day if I carry on like this. :P
P: Er...forgetting half a dozen things I need for school. Every ‘Puffling Day. (I made a new word :))

List 3 of your best personality traits:
W: Funny, at least hopefully, ambitious, hopefully creative.
TGT: Umm.. Cunning, ambitious and proud. ;)
P: Ambitious TGT? Role-playing 24/7? And Sims. Nyeh, I’d sayyy proud (Slytherin), weird :D and mean..yup, my brother hates me. xD
TGT: *shrugs* I couldn’t think of anything. Leave me alone... see, she is mean! ;)

List 3 of your worst personality traits:
W: Forgetful, annoying, loud.
TGT: Forgetful, idiotic, bleh-y. :P
P: Yup, forgetful, unaware, daydreamy?

Have any celebrity crushes?
W: Brendon Urie, I guess...
TGT: Maaannyyyyy: Brendon Urie, Dallon Weekes, Gerard Way, Patrick Stump, Spencer Smith, Ryan Ross, Josh Franceschi, Pete Wentz... just to name a few.
P: Nyeh. Cheese man -_-

List 1 thing you wish you could change about yourself:
W: My square head
P: To actually have the ability to stay awake in class :P
TGT: Eyebrows. I want eyebrows. Proper. Eyebrows.

Any tattoos or piercings?
W: I have my ears pierced, but NEVERR wear earrings! XD
P: I have my ears pierced but I haven’t worn earrings in centuries xD
TGT: Nopeee, I want a tattoo though!

What's the first thing you notice in the opposite sex?
P: ...That they’re men?
W: Yup, same, Phlob. That they’re male.
TGT: Bleh.. looks I guess. I judge books by their covers because I’m just like that. -_-

What personality traits do you look for in a partner?
W: Anyone that likes books, is funny, etc. (Love my detailed answer here)
TGT: Humorous! Seriously, if you have no sense of humour then I’ll kill you. Um.. magical, not a complete arse.. bleh, I’m not that fussed.
P: Intelligent (AKA, not in green band (bottom set))

What personality traits do you dislike in other people?
W: People that are patronising, sadistic, people that don’t like me, Hufflepuffy (Sorry Puffs), obnoxosity, people that don’t like books..
TGT: Obnoxiousness, sadistic, cowardly, bleh. General arseyness.
P: LOUD! Annoying. Hufflepuffy. Some Mugglenessness.
TGT: PHOYBOY, THERE ARE SOME NICE MUGGLES OUT THERE.

Are you mostly a clean or messy person?
W: Clea-- *sighs* Messy. VERY MESSY.
TGT: Messy, definitely. xD
P: Messyyyyyyyyyyyy.

Do you see yourself getting married in the next 5 years?
W: Still be kinda young.. NO

TGT: Hahahahahahaha. No.

P: Nowpe. TGT, you ARE married -_- To Nellywelly. ;)

W: Yes, Won.

TGT: Well, then I definitely don’t see myself getting married in the next 5 years!

If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
W: On Earth anywhere. :P
TGT: Malfoy Manor! :D
P: Hogwarts, Godric’s Hollow (even though I’m Slytherin. There should be a Salazar’s Hollow :3), Malfoy Manor...

If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would you go?
W: Hogwarts, District 12 and the Victor’s Village, that place where Eragon is set...
TGT: HOGWARTS. WITHOUT A DOUBT.
P: What she said.

List 5 goals on your life's to-do list:
W:
1) Be tall.
2) Read every book I own
3) Write a book and get it published
4) Go to Japan
5) Buy a pet unicorn, dragon, and phoenix.
TGT:
1. See Panic! At The Disco live
2. See My Chemical Romance live
3. See Blink 182 live
4. See You Me At Six live
5. SEE FALL OUT BOY GET BACK TOGETHER. D:
P:
1. Meet one of the Harry Potter cast.
2. Ride a dragon.
3. Read the entire Inheritance Cycle and Lord of the Rings.
4. Go to the Wizarding World of Harry Potter in Florida.
5. Keep re-reading Harry Potter until the day I die, the last line I read being ‘all was well’.

Name 1 regret you have:
W: Being so short.
TGT: Losing touch with people. -_-
P: Not reading Harry Potter sooner, so I have more of a childhood with it.

Name 1 thing you miss about being a kid:
TGT: No responsibilities. I miss that a lot.
W: All the kid’s books that were so colorful and awesome.
P: Innocence. Heh heh heh.

Name 1 thing you love about being an adult:
TGT: What if I’m not an adult? HUH? HUUUH?
W: It’s groovy. :3
P: Ohh, yeahh, being an adult is greeeeeaaat...I’m sure it won’t actually -_-

What's your favorite song of the moment?
W: I’m loving Pardon Me by He is We at the mo.
TGT: Hmm.. right now, it’s probably Out On The Town by Fun.
P: Maybeeeee...Always by Panic! At the Disco :3 But they still stole Snape’s line xP

What's your favorite song of all time?
W: The Tweenies theme tune, It’s one I grew up with. :3
TGT: It’s close.. very close.. but I’d have to say Famous Last Words by My Chemical Romance :)
P: Gahhhh, I don’t know. It changes all the time so I can’t say.

What's your favorite thing to do on a Saturday night?
W: Read the Mortal Instruments, draw, hug cats.
P: Watch Harry Potter in bed...O.O Nope, that came out wrong...xD
TGT: Go on my laptop until I accidentally fall asleep at 5am or something. :3 AND, PHLOB, YOU DIRTY LITTLE THING!

What's your favorite thing to do on a Sunday afternoon?
TGT: Go on my laptop... I have no life, as I mentioned previously.
P: Go: BLEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
W: See above question:)

Have any hidden talents?
W: I’m way more flexible than I look:)
P: I know the perfect ways to annoy people :)
TGT: No... or maybe my ability to do nothing for as long as possible could count... I’m pretty good at that.

You're about to walk the green mile, what do you have as your last meal?

TGT: CHEEEESE.

W: Choccie frogs.

P: A sandwich maybe? Anything really. Energy flavoured Bertie Bott’s would be good :)

What would be your dream job?

P: Hogwarts Headmistress. :D

TGT: I’d be working as something for DecayDance or FueledByRamen! :3
W: A bestselling artist or author.

Which would you rather have, 100 million dollars or true love?
TGT: I’d have 100 million pounds? Gosh, it’s not fair to give us dollars, we’re BRITISH!
P: 100 million pounds. I already have my true love: the Harry Potter Series!
W: 100 million POUNDS. I need all the books I can get.

If you could have 3 wishes granted, what would they be?
P:
1. To go to Hogwarts.
2. To ride a dragon :D
3. To have more wishes :D
TGT:
1. I’d be like... 10/15 years older (either that or I was.. no.. scratch that. Whatever. Sh. I said nothing, okay?)
2. I’d be Mrs. Dallon Weekes. Breezey and his kids are still epic though. :)
3. I would be allowed to go to Hogwarts.
W: 1) To own some sort of mythological creature
2) To be part of P!ATD
3) To be able to write books

Ever wish you were born the opposite sex? If so, why?
P: Maybeeee. Yup, I’d be gay. That would be awesome :)
TGT: Um, no. O.O If I were I’d totally be gay though, gay with Dallon Weekes. Or Brendon Urie. Or both. Heheheh.
W: Nope.

Name 1 thing not many people know about you:
TGT: Umm... I dunno... I may secretly think Brent Wilson’s quite nice. :3
W: I never have read all of the HP books.
P: I knew that :) I am one of the very few then.
P: *whispers* I used to say I hated HP O.O I didn’t mean it! I was doing it under the Imperius Curse.

If you HAD to change your name, what would you change it to?
TGT: Amelie Weekes. Then I would replace Dallon Weekes’ daughter! >:D *is a crazy stalker*
P: Uhhhh, Phoenix something :P I dunno. Oh, how about Riddle? :)
W: Hermione Granger. Or Katniss Everdeen. Or Clary Fray.

Do you believe in the afterlife?
TGT: Kind of... nyeh... I’m Atheist but I believe in reincarnation. :)
P: Yup. Death is but the next great adventure :DD.
W: Nope.

On the topic of abortion, how do you feel about cookies?
W: I don’t think a cookie having an abortion is the greatest idea.
P: That made me giggle
P: Ooooh, I had a cookies and cream
cupcake just a while ago. Nom nom :)
TGT: I LOVE COOKIES. I WOULD OWN ALL THE COOKIES IN THE WORLD IF THAT WERE POSSIBLE. THEN I WOULD LIVE MY LIFE EATING COOKIES THEN I’D GET SO FAT I WOULDN’T BE ABLE TO MOVE BUT I’D STILL CARRY ON EATING COOKIES UNTIL I DIED!

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Spanish Lullaby by XenaFan74656 reviews
Jonah/Cesca fic set after the kiss in episode 13...Rated T for the teacher/pupil relationship.
Waterloo Road - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 55,474 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Complete
Behind Her Eyes by PerfectDifferences reviews
She's new, she's different and she's set to stir up a whole load of trouble. But what has Taylor got to hide? Kyle/OC. Rated T for later issues.
Waterloo Road - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,075 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011
Gotta Catch Em All by Alric Severin reviews
CRACK FIC. you've been warned. So how do you catch a Severus Snape and your other favorite wizards and witches Pokemon style? read and find out.. a bit short but will be continued if you want me to continue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/7/2011
Change Of Ways by mega-randomer reviews
It's Sam's 1st day back after she left.But what happens when troublesome Kyle Stack takes an interest in her and Finn persues her to get one over on Kyle. Feelings change, grudges are held but its all in a days work at Waterloo road. Please review : x
Waterloo Road - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,531 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011
Kiss Me Back by KatieSchuester reviews
/ Josh can't hide his feelings for Nate / Nosh one shot
Waterloo Road - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/6/2011
Speak Now by enchantingreverie reviews
Marriage isn't a New Years resolution. It's a life-long commitment. Saying "I love you" is really saying "I'll be there", but saying "I do" is actually saying "Forever and always". Jacob/Bella. Inspired by "Speak Now" by Taylor Swift.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Untitled by Pelkasauras -Cherry3456 reviews
Untitled. That's what our relationship is. I don't know how to describe it. I do know, though, that I've never felt like this before. LukeXAkari...PROBABLY 3 chapters long. A little humorous...and lots of fluff. : R&R! :D T cause I'm paranoid. ;
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,332 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Angela/Akari, Luke
It's All A Game To You by Krackers reviews
Chelsea has always been a bit of a tomboy, and now that she's finally wriggled her way into the tight knit group formed by the young men in town, she couldn't be any happier. But could a game between a cowboy change all that?
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,864 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Chelsea, Vaughn
Warrior Christmas Advent Calender by Obzzezed reviews
This is a story where you get a chapter every two days like an Advent Calender. Bluestar and the clan have come across a gang of kittypets who teach them about the wonders of Christmas.
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,640 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Bluestar - Complete
Playing in the Mud by Pelkasauras -Cherry3456 reviews
Just how much can happen when you play in the mud for half an hour? Go ask Angela. She can tell you. AngelaXLuke, One-shot. Rated T cause I'm paranoid. ;P
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Angela/Akari, Luke - Complete
Harvest Moon High by gumi-tan reviews
Claire goes all giddy when a new shy guy comes to HMHS. Jill finds the school's "cutie" annoying. Chelsea finds a way to attract a certain cowboy from the shadows. The HM characters in HS! Will they handle high school life, let alone their love lives?
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,205 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010
Gone by TQWEE reviews
Todd has lost hope in the one thing he had hope for: seeing Viola again, and Davy is tries desperately not to lose his only friend. Mild use of offensive language.
Chaos Walking series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Complete
We Can't Let Them Feel The Love Tonight by Dazzle My Vajazzle reviews
"Who said we were talkin' 'bout vegetables?" "Vegetation means plants you complete and utter Chelsea Parker!" "Who says we were talkin' 'bout dat slag?" Andrea let out a long and deep sigh, this was going to a hard day. Kel/Flash
St. Trinian's - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Complete
Refresh Button by Pelkasauras -Cherry3456 reviews
All Chelsea wants is to hit the Refresh Button on her life. When Sean, her butler, shows her an ad for Sunshine Islands, everything begins to change. Will Chelsea get the new life she's dreamed of, or will threats from her past take it away? *ON HIATUS!*
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,834 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Chelsea, Vaughn
The Door Dilema by Pelkasauras -Cherry3456 reviews
Kirby cannot open the door! Why is this, you ask? NO ONE KNOWS! A spoof on why second players in SSBB can't open doors...originally called SSBB weird spoofs and sweet one-shots...no ONLY a ONE-shot.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Complete
Where Anything Can Happen by x silhouette dreams x reviews
Chelsea tries to win the heart of the unruly cowboy. Mark watches Natalie from the shadows. Nami attempts to get the blonde haired farmer to notice her. Angela attempts to break her best friend's relationship. How does it go down at Camp Wapanek?
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,680 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Chelsea, Angela/Akari
Immortal by Awesome Rapidash reviews
Can the ability to live forever really be all that great? Witch Princess reflects on this as she watches the world pass by around her.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Witch Princess - Complete
For You by CirqueCynic reviews
A year after Jon and Ryan left the band, Brendon can't help the memories of his best friend from boiling in his conscience. The italic text belongs to Bruce Springsteen as well as the title. Ryden/Rydon
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Complete
Flavor of Life by KawaiiTenshiCeres reviews
I never knew I would fall for someone who wasn't close to what my expectations were. We often bickered, we often fought over the littlest of things. I never found myself sinking so low into falling for a poor farmer out of all people. VaughnChelsea.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 35,380 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Vaughn, Chelsea - Complete
He's Got Legs and Grapes' Juice by albaKonst reviews
Ben and Karen are watching an England Football match, playing somewhat unconventional games. Told from Jake's point of view. Rated T for language.
Outnumbered - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Ben, Karen - Complete
7 Minute In Heaven by AidoRockz reviews
The game of kissing in a locked closet. In 2nd person so it feels like you and your fav VK boy. I made this when I was bored one day and finally finished and edited it. Read and Review please
Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,854 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Complete
My favourite cow by mandapanda84 reviews
Chelsea has run away from home, taking her daughter with her. What will happen with their new life? T just to be safe.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,103 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/29/2010 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Chelsea, Vaughn - Complete
Nocturne by CirqueCynic reviews
...and my eyes couldn't be set upon another soul than the prince, of course, Prince Brendon Urie of London, England." A Victorian Era Slash period piece. Ryden/Rydon Oneshot.
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,862 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Complete
Shut up and kiss me! Aido one shot by miss89 reviews
Kimiko is everyone's tomboy and likes to play pranks, but doens't like being pranked herself. After pranking Aido he pranks her and she get mad at him.
Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Hanabusa A. - Complete
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 1,431 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
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Could Almost Seem Normal reviews
"What're you doing out here? Everyone's asleep." "You aren't," Roger replied with a grin, "And besides, I couldn't get to sleep." A Roger/Edilio fic- slash.
Gone - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Edilio E., Roger - Complete
Chronicles of Ancient Dumbness: The Sacred Turban reviews
"I wish we could go into my book, that would be AWESOME!" "I wish I could see Grace," "I wish I could eat some kiwi right now," Who knows? Maybe wishes DO come true!
Chronicles of Ancient Darkness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 9/16/2010
Draco's PotterProof Guide On How To Be a Slytherin reviews
Secretly, Draco has been making his own guide on how to be a Slytherin throughout his seven years at Hogwarts. What happens when Scorpius finds it, takes it with him to school during the start of his first year and shows it to his new friend Albus Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 14,246 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P.
Fred and Fred reviews
George notices how very alike his son and Fred the first are, but can't stop the sadness inside him when he thinks of his dead twin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/22/2011 - George W., Fred W. II - Complete
Consigned To Oblivion reviews
1943 was a year full of surprises, but this was the biggest one yet. Can a young centaur, Firenze, save Tom from his twisted fantasies? Can he change the fate of Lord Voldemort? Tomenze; Tom Riddle Jr./Firenze. Warnings: Slash and mild violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Firenze
All About Us reviews
Songfic about Vaughn and Chelsea's long-awaited wedding. A oneshot birthday present for Cherry3456 using All About Us by He Is we ft. Owl City.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Vaughn, Chelsea - Complete
Random Drabble Challenges: Day Two reviews
In which Astoria finds Kreacher lodged inside a wall whilst walking through Diagon Alley... Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Astoria G., Kreacher - Complete
Random Drabble Challenges: Day One reviews
Roger Davies manages to get in trouble with Madam Pince when he's in the library... Drabbles.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Roger D., I. Pince - Complete
The Funny Looking Potion reviews
'Harry, what's your potion doing' Ron pointed towards Harry and Draco's potion that was sitting over on the window sill; the stopper had come right off and it was bubbling over. And green. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
In Loving Memory reviews
"Welcome, one and all, to the funeral of Nymphadora Lupin."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/11/2011 - N. Tonks - Complete
As Pretty As a Rose reviews
Can Scorpius finally ask Rose, his best friend, to the Yule Ball and tell her how he really feels about her? Or will he just stand back and let somebody else win her heart? Scorpius/Rose One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Hermia's Diary reviews
Hermia writes to her diary on the evening before Midsummer's Night; before the madness begins. Hermia/Lysander One-shot.
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Complete
Slytherin Rally Cry reviews
Gryffindor have one, and now, so do Slytherin! Make sure that you chant it loud and clear next time you watch a Quidditch match.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Salazar S. - Complete
Welcome To Pigfarts reviews
With help from his parents, Dobby and Narcissa, Draco finally gets the rocket ship he needs to travel to Pigfarts. Because IT'S ON MARS! But someone else has been transferred too… One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Eastenders: 15 Years Later reviews
It's 2025; the young ones are growing up, the old ones are older and the babies are ready for life. Watch out Walford – there's some new kids on the block!
EastEnders - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,912 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Complete
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