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Author has written 3 stories for Alice in Wonderland, 2010, and Doctor Who.

FIRST NAME: Tiffany

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE LUNCH MEAT? bologna.

IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Totally

DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? No

DO YOU USE SARCASM ALOT? Oh yeah

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE CEREALCOCO PUFFS!!!!!!

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? chocolate or anything with chocolate.

RED OR PINK? Red.

WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Noone would listen- Phantom of the Opera

FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? eyes. and smile.

EYE COLOUR? blue.

FAVOURITE FOOD? Pickles, or almond joys!!! =)

SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? Scaryy movies with a happy ending.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? Skinny jeans and Anything cute.


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This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination

copy this into your profile if you want to LA PUSH Jacob off of a cliff!!


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I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.


like care bears...thats rite...care bears...copy and paste this onto ur profile if you like ice cream!

I am a peaceful person who happens to be filled with violent rage!

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways.

Why is verb a noun?

Be optimistic. All the people you hate are eventually going to die.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend/girlfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Fun Things To Do In A Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the elevator.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar o f Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Well no shit sherlock!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Nooo, I thought i was suppossed to throw them at the flight attendent...hmmm that might actually work)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere)
On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

If you are against child abuse, copy and paste this into your profile.


A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone.She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers will not stand up for God? Re post this if you truly
believe in
God..

a little girl about five years old was sitting in her living room one night. she was drawing a picture of her family, when a man with a gun burst through the door. her parents had taught her what to do in a situation like this so she jumped behind the couch and hid. Her parents came into the room to see the man and the mom looked over to the couch and say her daughters eyes looking over it. Her daughter was safe that's all she cared about. the little girl watched as the man shot her mom and dad. the man with the gun looked right over to where she was and it was surprising that he didn't see her eyes still poking up over the couch. the neighbors heard the gun shots and called the police. the police and an ambulance showed up and found the little girl crying behind the sofa. her parents were dead.

one year later her on her first day of Sunday school (her foster home had payed for it) she saw a picture of Jesus on the cross. as an instructor walked by the little girl turned to her. "how did that man get down from there?" she asked. the instructor answered "he didn't". the little girl objected. "yes he did. when my parents were shot he sat next to me telling me everything was going to be okay. he told me not to cry and not to worry. he said my parents would still look after me when they weren't there. i didn't understand that. what did he mean?" the instructor took her to the priest to tell him that. the priest was surprised but did not doubt it. "this girl has been blessed" was all he said.

If you believe in miracles like these then copy and past this story to your profile.

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? falling out of a tree.

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? posters. endless posters

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? ALL OF IT!!!!!!

5. WHATSYOUR BIGGEST FEAR? GRASSHOPPERS

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? to get a trampoline

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 5'3"

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? not really

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? I like dark hair and light eyes. So perferably brown or black hair with blue eyes!!!!!!

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Energy drink.

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? pinapple

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Italian food.

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? In my hips. thats why im so flexible.

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? Forever 21 or AbbyDawn

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? its my grandmas. i hate it.

27. WHAT KIND IS IT? Poodle. ugh

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 42

31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES? blondes

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?? poodles.

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? nope.

37. FIRST JOb? babysitting.

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? yup.

41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? reading fanfics

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? ipod or cell phone.

52. ANY BAD HABITS? chewing habit and poping my knukles

56. DO LOOKS MATTER? yes they matter but there not everything

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? ALWAYS!!quotes from tv shows movies and books that i like.


stupid cute - Chad Dylan Cooper (sonny with a chance)

I see dead people - some little boy (the sixth scence)

And speaking of Italy and sports cars that I stole there, you still owe me a yellow porsche. - Alice Cullen (eclipse)

Am i not turtley enough for the Turtle Club? Turtle, Turtle! - pistachio ( the master of disguise)

When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice into your enimies eyes. - unknown

Ah, but there is (a guy rule book) its called the guyble. - Zack (The Suite Life On Deck)

Is that what you want your epitaph to say? 'here lies Cassie. She was...nice'? - Faye (the secret circle. the captive part2 and the power.)

The remains of the shaky ground i walk on are about to go kaboom - Damen (The Vampire Diaries )

shes very fauluble, with an impulsive personatlity" -Stephen "so shes a vampire with issues?" - elana. (the vampire diaries)

I'm getting really bored, and really impatiant. And i dont do bored and impatieiant' - Damen (the vampires diaries)

"Stephen smiles. Alert the media." Damen (the vampire diaries)

"Some girls just cant resist my good looks, my style, and my charm, and my unflingeing ability to listen to Talor Swift"- damen (the vampire diaries)

"Thats for me to know and you to dot dot dot. " Damen (the vamipre diaries)

"Isnt that nice. Stephen jions a team, makes a friend. Its all so 'Ra RA Go Team, Yeah!" damen (vampire diaries)

"are you gonna kill me?"-Caroline "Mmm Hmm"- damen (vampire diaries)

"how can you be so arragent amd glum after what youve done?" - elana "and how can you be so brave and stupid, to call a vampire arragent and glim?"- damen "If you wanted me dead, ide be dead" - elana "yes you would"- damen "Well, I'm not"- Elana "yet" - damen (vampire Diaries)


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I love HISTORY so I MUST be a KNOW-IT-ALL
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with a cockney or posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I wear BLACK nail polish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I am a BRUNETTE, so I MUST think all blondes are STUPID
I have RED HAIR, so I MUST have GREEN eyes and FRECKLES
I have BLACK HAIR, so I MUST not be WHITE
I am BLACK, so I MUST want you to try and avoid saying that WORD in my presence.
I believe in COMPLIMENTING people, so I MUST be a KISS-ASS
I EAT slowly, so I MUST believe that fast eaters are killing their DIGESTIVE SYSTEMS
I've read TWILIGHT, so I MUST be a crazily obsessed FANGIRL
I can eat FIVE SLICES of pizza in one sitting, so I MUST be FAT
I like SLEEPING IN, so I MUST be a lazy TEENAGER
I don't like POP, so I MUST not be NORMAL
I am careful about my NUT ALLERGY, so I MUST think all candy has NUTS in it.
I have ASTHMA, so I MUST not play sports
I am a girl and play SOCCER/FOOTBALL/HOCKEY, so I MUST be trying to get guys ATTENTION
I don't like ROLLERCOASTERS, so I MUST be OLD, WIMPY, or STUPID
I like SHOPPING, so I MUST be a GIGGLING GIRLY-GIRL
I am HONEST, so I MUST be MEAN
I am a MENNONITE, so I MUST never have heard of a TELEVISION
I don't have FACEBOOK, so I MUST have no LIFE
I say I like STAYCATIONS, so I MUST be trying to save GAS
I do WELL in school, so I MUST LOVE it.
I have clothes from WALMART, so I MUST not care about CHILD LABOUR
I don't like SILENCE, so I MUST fill every one with CHATTER
I like SINGING, so I MUST belong to a CHOIR
I don't like DANCING, so I MUST be ANTISOCIAL
I am an INUIT, so I MUST live in an IGLOO
I am CANADIAN, so I MUST say 'EH'
I listen to my IPOD, so I MUST not care about the people AROUND me
I am part of the POLICE FORCE, so I MUST break all SPEED LIMITS
I am FRENCH, so I MUST have a little MOUSTACHE and a BERET
I am INDIAN, so I MUST speak English with an incomprehensible ACCENT
I can’t just EXERCISE without a purpose, so I MUST have no MOTIVATION
I am a man with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a HIPPY
I am a woman with SHORT HAIR, so I MUST be a CAREER WOMAN
I am a GIRL, so I MUST not like MATH
I am a BOY, so I MUST like GYM
I have ACNE problems, so I must not care about my personal HYGENE
I own an SUV, so I MUST not care about the ENVIRONMENT
I write POETRY, so I MUST be CRAZY

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Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
High School by THA musIc GuY reviews
AU. When Annabeth Chase transfers to Goode High, she doesn't in the least believe that her life will undergo any sort of change. Trust a certain sea-green eyed boy to prove her wrong. Percabeth. A senior year story.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,453 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Awakenings by Paddington reviews
What if Jane had been injured when she saved Mr. Rochester? Rated K to be safe
Jane Eyre - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 39,903 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Bella Cullen Adopted by Victoria VV reviews
Bella is adopted by the Cullens when she is four days old. She grows an immediate attatchment to Edward and he raises her like a father. But when she turns seventeen something changes, and they fall in-love. But will it be too awkward?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,130 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ratings out of Ten by TwilightHayley reviews
A continuation after the kiss from 'Flesh and Stone'. The Doctor and Amy attempt to adjust to the change in their relationship, as they continue their journey through Space and Time. But Danger is never too far away... 11/Amy AU
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 69 - Words: 204,193 - Reviews: 1513 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
A game, a quest and Percabeth by breezered reviews
A game. A quest. A problem. What is it all? Why is life so complicated? Why can't we have normal nights? Playing Truth or Dare. But demigods don't have normal nights. Not ever. PERCABETH! NicoxOC. Humor will occur repeatedly! Discontinued for now.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,376 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Fun with Johnlock by Sony89 reviews
John tries to deal with a colourlful nickname that refers to him and Sherlock being a couple. JohnLock Friendship Oneshot :
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/28/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Why I Kissed You by FangIsFexcellent reviews
Why John Watson kissed Sherlock Holmes.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Baby Bella Cullen! by Love.RPattzx reviews
In this world Vampires imprint on their true love. Baby Bellas parent are killed and Esme and Carlisle adopt her. What happens when Edward imprints on her? Will it work out or will it be one big mess.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,533 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Bella, Edward
Percy Jackson and the Hogwarts Students by EmeraldSerpent5450 reviews
What if 14 Hogwarts students came to Camp Half-Blood with Dumbledore to help in the Titan War? Percabeth, HPGW, RWHG. Rated T for romance and violence. Violence is later on. HP/PJO crossover!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,791 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Harry P., Percy J.
Changing the Future by Choices HP reviews
A story about what happens after Harry and the other have read a book about the future and seeing what they could do to change what they had read.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 178,981 - Reviews: 2019 - Favs: 1,156 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
You Are What I'm Here For by Poisonchik88 reviews
Five times Sherlock kisses John And, the one time John kisses him. "He was Jealous. Sherlock was jealous. Sherlock bit his ear just before he growled into it. "Mine."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Biometrics by Jadzia Bear reviews
Sherlock/John. John's display of affection comes out of the blue. Or does it? It's possible Sherlock's been a complete twat.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Both Worlds by Pinkuro reviews
Alice is finally accomplishing her dream, but something is missing in her life. In Wonderland, Tarrant feels the same way. Hatter-Tarrant/Alice now beta'ed
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
4 Times Sherlock Kissed John for Science by CKerased reviews
4 Times Sherlock Kissed John for Science, and 1 Time John Kissed Him. Sherlock convinces John to take place in a few kissing sessions... for science!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,719 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I can't find the words to make it unique by hypotheticalfanfic reviews
In which Sherlock struggles with the words. Sherlock x John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/19/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
PJO Children of The Winds by Hannabeth Granger reviews
Percy is having the time of his life. But when he learns of a way that Kronos can come back, will he be able to stop it in time,and save the girl who revolves around it? It is once again up to Percy to stop Kronos and save mankind.*Percabeth* discontinued
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,825 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Cloves by shadow-lupine reviews
Sherlock Holmes *really* loves the smell of cloves. Sherlock/Watson.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Random Half bloods by Rockyrocks919 reviews
Percy, Grover, Annabeth, and Nico visit the cast of So Random and find some new halfbloods... The title and summary stink, but the story will be better :D
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,892 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Percy J., Sonny M.
Like A Fairytale by Winter Sapphire reviews
He was the Doctor, she was Amy Pond, and that's all there was to it. A collection of Amy/Eleven drabbles and ficlets.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,390 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 4/22/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy
Inevitability by Terriah reviews
Amy watched as their lips met and knew it was right. Meant to be. But that didn't stop her heart aching...One shot set after the Doctor/River kiss in the new series 6 trailer!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy
rewriting by saywheeeee reviews
Time can be rewritten, but the cost is high. Slight 11/Amy, Amy/Rory, and River/11. Warning: swearing.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,630 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Published: 4/3/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
now my heart stumbles by saywheeeee reviews
After a few moments he lets go. 11/Amy.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
The Not So Short Second Life of Bree Tanner by Oy Angelina reviews
An alternate take on what could have been if Eclipse ended a little differently for Bree Tanner and what she might have done with her new lease on life. Features the Cullens, the Volturi, the La Push Pack and many other favorites from the Twilight Saga
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,455 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Bree, Alec
Onwards by ShainaNight reviews
The Doctor and Amy are out to explore the universe together, but what with a newborn, River Song, and some old friends along for the ride, things are bound to get a little more interesting. Sequel to Fountain of Youth.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 53,387 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 9/5/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Twilight Marked adopted from NotSoSlightlyCrazy by bellaboot reviews
ADOPTED! During NM Bella gets Marked and sent to the Tulsa House of Night and becomes friends with Zoey and the gang. But, what happens when the Cullens show up? And Jake? B/? AU a little OOC
Crossover - Twilight & House of Night - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 30,828 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 8/31/2009
The Big Bang How it should have ended by missprofessorwho reviews
Clue's in the name! An alternative ending to the big bang and more! Please read and enjoy! Note: now rated T, just to be safe. I haven't really kicked up the lemonyness, but it may get a little more steamy from here on in...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,694 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy
Dear Diary by percabeth777 reviews
Percy, back from celebrating his birthday, is not expecting things to be normal at camp. However, when he finds Annabeth's Diary and discovers what each page holds, nothing will ever be the same again as every word unravels new meaning. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,301 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Fire and Ice by Olympian Offspring reviews
Four couples. Small problems. BIG fights. What more do you expect?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 10/13/2010
Proposal by Fiore Di Fenice reviews
Short companion to Logical Conclusions: Alice has a case of lost muchness after Tarrant proposes during a ball, and Chessur isn't happy, not one little bit.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
The Adoption! by twilight4evr84 reviews
Bella Swan was dropped of at a Forks Adoption Center when she was six. The cullens come in one day looking for a child. Everyone gains a Daughter or Sister. As Bella grows will Edward gain more?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 68,957 - Reviews: 1038 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Necklace by kfeliciano08 reviews
Damon went to Elena's room to confess his feelings, only to compel her in the end. But what happens after? Delena
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Katelynn Angelina Rhodes by Olympian Offspring reviews
This story is obivously about Katelynn Angelina Rhodes, a half- blood, but she doesn't know yet so shhhh anyway it starts out in a stayr's POV...Bad summary sorry...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,754 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010
May I Have This Dance by Anaya of Wolves reviews
COMPLETE. 2010. A curious man, a dance, and familiar feeling are all signs that makes her curious. This man knows her, but...who is he? Why the dissappearence after a dance? A different take on the dancing scene in the begining of hte movie.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
I'll Miss You When I Wake by QueenTakhsis reviews
How the balcony scene with Hatter and Alice before Frabjous day should have went!
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Deceptions by SilverEyesWolf reviews
Sherlock gets an idea to put his brother off of his trail. He and Watson are going to pretend to be a couple. Eventual Sherlock/Watson Rating may go up. First fic in this section!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,750 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Growing Up by Katherine Moonhawk reviews
Sequel to 'The L Word', In the end it's inescapable, Amy will grow old- but will she leave the Doctor behind? In the mean time, they've got giant bats, deadly roses, and buddhist monks to deal with, ah the perils of life, love and time travel!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 66,751 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Big Girls Don't Cry by Ms Sillay Lilay reviews
Songfic to Fergie's 'Big Girls Don't Cry'. It's an average story: Girl meets boy, boy meets girl. Boy loves girl, girl loves boy. Happy ending found...and then girl sees boy kissing other girl, girl runs away, boy tries to get her back. Keller x Galen
Night World series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,589 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Galen D., R. Keller - Complete
objections by saywheeeee reviews
Five things the Doctor doesn't like about Amy Pond. Written for Challenge 3: Five Things/Times at big jumps. Canon-compliant. Warning: contains profanity.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/8/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Never by kateandharvey reviews
Alice returns to Wonderland, and things between her and the Hatter become more than friendly. When Hatter opens up to her, she realizes just how awkward he and life in Wonderland is.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Darkness Within by GoldenSunSheba reviews
Tormented and tortured for 15 days the Doctor is finally rescued but the events that happened to him is changing him and is scaring Amy and River. Things beging to unfold and for some odd reason he slowly wants to go back...Amy/11 Amy/Rory 11/River
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,634 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor
Beauty Of The Soul by zainaballen reviews
Edward meets a different Bella this time. She has been hurt and abused. She also suffers from physical issues. After an abusive step-father is found out, the Cullen's do everything they can to protect Bella. Includes Abuse Scenes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 228,619 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My one mistake by Lafele29 reviews
11/Amy a song fiction. Please review
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
A Hatter of the Heart by TheologyDiscography reviews
My response to the really lame ending of Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Forced to Choose and the Desire to Die by Baker.Street97 reviews
What if the Dream Lord forces Amy to choose between Rory and the Doctor during a dangerous situation? What if the Doctor dies in the dream instead of Rory? Spoilers for 'Amy's Choice'...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,503 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
you are my heaven by Raine Cooper reviews
"I never had a choice." Amy/11
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/21/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
The Life and Times of Percy & Annabeth by dancechick307 reviews
A series of oneshots all about our favorite couple sprinkled with fluff and topped with humor. Need I say more?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 39,900 - Reviews: 1684 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Against the Odds by ally ally oxenfree reviews
When Alice learns that there's a betting pool concerning her and the Hatter, she reacts as any sensible businesswoman would. oneshot formatting fixed A/H Halice
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
What if she stayed? by Sprinklepartycakeicecream reviews
What if Alice stayed? Fell in love? Got married? Find out in this story what happens between her and a very close friend. Rated T for Tarrant !
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
incubus by saywheeeee reviews
Something terrible is trapped in the TARDIS with Amy, and the Doctor is powerless to stop it. 11/Amy. Warning: graphic violence, references to rape, very dark.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,139 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/13/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Forgetting How to Comfort by Raine Cooper reviews
After Cold Blood. The doctor remembers a conversation he had with Rory. Spoilers for Cold Blood. A bit Amy/11 at the end. One shot that MAY be continued, so in progress for now.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/30/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy
Home by htbookreader1 reviews
Set during "Flesh and Stone" missing scene while Amy and the Doctor are flying back to her house How I think the episode should have ended. Lots of Amy/eleven goodness in fighting responce to "Amy's Choice" R R please
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,638 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/20/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy
Never Look Back by OXBollyKnickersXO reviews
One-shot, 11/Amy, flying the TARDIS they get a little distracted!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/2/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Unspoken Things by Terriah reviews
Set just after Amy kisses the Doctor. It needed wrapping up I feel.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
each piece inextricably by saywheeeee reviews
The Doctor falls in love with Amy. 6th in the "inextricably" series.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/30/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Hold Me by maternalluv20 reviews
PLEASE READ! Edward and Kim find comfort in each other's arms...but Edward soon finds himself being more of a comfort to Kim than he realizes. Contains a lot of love and fluffy-snuggle time lol. I basically extended the scene where Edward holds Kim.
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Complete
Fairfarren, Alice by KHwhitelion reviews
He'd asked her to stay. Wanted her to stay. But she didn't, and when she left, she took with her his will to live. Can a Dormouse and a Queen convince her to return? Or is it already too late? Dark. AlicexHatter
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,921 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Space Ships Make Excellent Matchmakers by evilexboyfriend reviews
It was the TARDIS. She swears it was. Completed.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/18/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Meeting With Destiny by MysteriousThirteen reviews
Amy Pond has been waiting for her doctor to come and whisk her away. Now he has and everything is perfect as they explore. Will Amy attend her own wedding? Will the doctor find out about it? Or will the both realise there perfect for each other? R&R! :
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,843 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy
Forget Me Not by Je Love You reviews
The Hatter feared that Alice wouldn't remember him after she left Underland, but he never considered the possibility that he would forget Alice. AxH
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,373 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
She's like a rainbow by elenwyn reviews
Exploration of the Doctor's fascination with ginger hair. Eleven/Amy one-shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
The 3 Hardest Words by Melanie Swirls reviews
Says could become more chappies, but this is really a oneshot! My ending for Alice in Wonderland: Who and what would Alcie choose between London and Underland, but more importantly her family or Hatter? Very cute & Fluffy. Alice/Tarrant. Review.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
The Journal by Mia M. Turner reviews
Sonny finds a journal with no name and slowly finds herself falling in love with the boy who wrote it. Meanwhile, Chad's true feelings for Sonny are coming out. Unfortunately, she is holding out for the boy in the journal. Channy.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,812 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
My Muchness by Rockwithme192 reviews
After three years, Alice is finally back in England. Now at the age of 23, her family is questioning who the right man for her truly is. But what kind of man could love someone who daydreams? Well I guess its back down the rabbit hole. Alice/Hatter
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,459 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Runaway by TaylerMarie reviews
Bella runs away from her abusive father and is found by a family of vampires in Forks,Washington! Summary kinda sucks but storys good! :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,375 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Montauk Affair by Musafreen reviews
Sally/Poseidon, started out trying to be as canon as possible. Nevertheless managed to involve a toothless old man and Amphitrite. Now stuck in a continuity rut. Read at your own peril.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,419 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Sally J., Poseidon
Surprise! by vampiregurl97 reviews
This is in Twilight wherre the Cullens, not even Alice, knew Edward was with Bella Already kissing ehr and her official boyfriend so what happens when they see him and Bella by the lockers? One shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 46 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Good girl gone bad by vampiregurl97 reviews
When the Cullens left Bella moved to Phoenix and came back as the bad girl. The Cullens come back to Foks to find the new Bella and everyone falling at her feet. they must find a way to brign the old Bella back. No warewolves!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,818 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 90 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Bella, Edward
Love me for me by vampiregurl97 reviews
Bella was always the ggeky girl in school with a huge crush on popular Edward Cullen. When she leaves and comes back a super hottey and every guy is at her feet will she take Edward or will others get in the way? AH T NO LEMONS!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 43,124 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Cullens and Bella in Phoenix by vampiregurl97 reviews
Edward decides to take Bella to Phoenix to visit her freinds with the rest of his siblings but what happens when they have to face Jocks, poppulars, and gossip. This is between Newmoon and Eclips so they are not engaged! It's funny and T for language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,340 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Gods and Kings by Candle Beck reviews
Slash, Holmes/Watson. Wherein Watson is terribly distracting.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,842 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Complete
A models life by vampiregurl97 reviews
Bella, Alice, and Rose are 3 highly known Victoria Secret models. what happens when 1 day Edward, Emmett, and Jasper show up and it is love at first sight. Drama, love, and verry funny! T for language and some other things but NO lemons
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,930 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Bella, Edward
Baby Bella by vampiregurl97 reviews
Bellas parents died in a car crash when she was a month old and the Cullens adopt her. What happens as she grows up with vampires and a destiny to be one when she turns 18? how does the family handle Bella and edward?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,671 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Christmas week Cullen style by vampiregurl97 reviews
The Cullen children and Bella are helping out in the christmas week at forks dressing up in sexy outfits and having lots of un till the day that leads up to Christmas. Between New Moon and Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,279 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Famous singer Bella by vampiregurl97 reviews
15 years after Edward left Bella got changed and now shes in a coven of 5. What happens when she is a famous singer and she is at one of her conserts and the Cullens are there? T for language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,444 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Everyone bow down to Princess Isabella of Volturi by vampiregurl97 reviews
It has been 15 years since Edward left and now Bella is he extremly hot powerful princess. What happens when a very special coven shows up to stay for a while? Fighting, reuniting, parties, jealousy and much more!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,081 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Overprotective Charlie by vampiregurl97 reviews
Bella is sleeping at the Cullens house when Charlie pays a visit the next day to make sure Bella is sleeping with Alice and not her boyfriend. How will the Cullens trying to act human go? Funny one shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,504 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella, Alice, and Rose the cheerleaders by vampiregurl97 reviews
Forks has finally decided to get a football team and cheer squad... what happens when Alice, Rose, and Bella try out for the team? Lots of drama, funny, and even some lies... T for language! OH AND I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT IT BELONGS TO SM Disclamer
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,336 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cullens Halloween by vampiregurl97 reviews
The Cullens decide to go to the Halloween dance and on the countdown to the day of the dance they cook, play truth or dare, and even have fun with Bella's human freinds! Will disaster occur? Hopefully, very funny. NOT one-shot! T because of some language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,412 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Big Brother: Teen Celebrity Edition by sonnycentral reviews
13 Weeks... 16 Teen Celebrities... No Adults... and a house to themselves... on camera! Each week one house guest will leave. Who will align? Who will be enemies? Who will find romance? Who will win? Expect the unexpected! SONNY/CHAD and others. ON HIATUS
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,756 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C.
Edward and Bella movie date by vampiregurl97 reviews
Edward and Bella go to the movies and run into some freinds: Mike, Jessica, etc. This is before New Moon but after bella gets her cast of.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The movie date by vampiregurl97 reviews
Bella, Edward, and Jacob decide to go to the movies together and many things will happen. T just bacause i fell like it! :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,129 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Complete
The Girl of our Lost Son by lavenderxbella reviews
Elizabeth and Edward Masen, two reunited loves who are vampires visit the grave of their son. While there they find a brown haired girl whispering their son's name....AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,758 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Edward, Elizabeth
Silly Little Crush by amortentiaaa reviews
COMPLETE! Formerly "Forbidden Love". First-year Gryffindor Rose Weasley keeps her own diary, but the secrets within are soon to be unleashed to many.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,818 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Homecoming by Rose Aarac reviews
The only thing better than the angst of taking Booth away from Brennan? The fluff of giving Booth back to Brennan!
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Complete
Beside You by Saikagrl reviews
Ginny and Harry have a quiet moment after the Chamber of Secrets has been opened.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
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Unavoidable reviews
There are some unavoidable things in life. Maybe this is one of them. Amy/11!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Glad You Weren't Late reviews
What would happen if Amy remembered The Doctor just a little bit earlier? Set during Big Bang. 11/Amy ooc
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/29/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Pour Me Out reviews
Song-fic of how Tarrant felt when alice left. Warning: it's kinda sad. One-sided TarrantXAlice. One-shot!
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete