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UnderEstimated and The Ex Effect will be updated soon! I need to plan the rest of them out! :)


The Ex Effect:In Progress

Under-Estimated: In Progress

Wedding Invitation- In Progress

You Almost Lost Me- Complete


Under Estimated

Chapter 2- Shadow-

Chapter 2- Eliana-

Chapter 3- Ten tails form/ Transformed Sakura-


Wedding Invitation

Chapter 3- Sakura's Outfit; Wedding Reception Area

Chapter 4- Bride(Karin) Gown; Bridesmaids (Tayuya, Kin,Tenten and Hinata) Gown; Made of Honor(Ami) Gown; Flower Girl(Mikyah) Gown; Sakura Gown


My favorite pairings are

KukaixAmu

IkutoxAmu

ZeroxYuuki

KanamexYuuki

AidouxYuuki

SoulxMaka

BalckStarxMaka

SaitoxLouise

SiaxRin

KaedexRin

CorticartexRembrant

CorticartexPhoron

NarutoxHinata

SasukexSakura


"That's Dennis...? and He's displeased..?... I imagen that he's so displeased there's little outs that can displease him, am I not right? "
" I suupose..."
"hm... Look at that!" *Goes BOOM*
" WHAt THA HELL?!"
"I Don't know, That happens? He just kinda colapsed inwards..." Lmao sora show owns :D


your family wonders how you can remember the names of Naruto characters, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Tenten is awesome and deserves more screentime, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to slap Naruto for not noticing Hinata, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to slap Sasuke for leaving Sakura, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to slap Kabuto for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that says Pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

My Mother Taught Me

1. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

6. My mother taught me IRONY.

"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

14. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until we get home."

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

18. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

19. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING.

"You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more.

25. My mother taught me CONSEQUENCES.

"If you don't tidy your room, there'll be hell to pay."

26. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."


Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so ugly, ANBU thought she was in the second level of the curse mark, and kicked her butt.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shiet thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his "Power of youth" philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'dayummmmm!'
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so fat she made fun of Chouji for being skin and bones
Karin is so fat that when Lee was doing her, he gave up.
Karin is so ugly, They made her join ANBU just so they can put a mask on her
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the "hidden" villages.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the
mainland.

Put that in your profile if you despise Karin as well!

Sing in the tune of 'I love you, you love me'

I love you

You love me

Let's go out and KILL KARIN

With a 'death bomb'

Bang! Boom!

KARIN'S ON THE FLOOR

No more stupid ugly WHORE!!

I love my mother!


PROOF! That Sasuke... cares... for Sakura. It may not be love, but HE STILL CARES FOR HER!

-During the bell test, when Sakura fainted from seeing his head above ground, and the rest below, Sasuke waited for her to wake up, even though he probably knows he's wasting time.

-When they were escorted Tazuna to the Wave Country, Sasuke rushed in front of Sakura to protect her and Tazuna, even though Kakashi would have come (of course, he didn't know that but still)

-When Sasuke and Naruto were fighting Haku, Zabuza went to attack Tazuna, but Kakashi protected him, and Sakura screamed. When she did, you could hear worry in Sasuke's voice when they heard her.

-During the Chuunin Exams, The Forest of Death, when Sasuke and Sakura first found, Orochimaru, disguised as a Grass nin, when he stabbed his leg to get rid of the whole frozen in fear thing, when he went to pick up Sakura, he could have done it many ways, but he chose to pick her up bridal-style.

-Again during the Chunnin Exams, The Forest of Death, when Sasuke and Naruto were fighting Orochimaru, disguised as a grass nin, after Orochimaru gave Naruto the five-pronged seal. When Sakura called him a coward, he reacted. He didn't even react when Naruto called him a coward.

-After Orochimaru gave Sasuke the Cursed Seal, Sakura went to help him. I'm not sure if this is just because he was in a lot of pain, but instead of dealing with the pain by himself, like I thought he would, he actually let Sakura help him and the animators made him faint onto her.

-Also during the Chuunin Exams, The Forest of Death, when Sasuke wakes up, the first thing he does is ask Sakura who hurt her. Even the the influence of the Curse Seal couldn't change the bond he has with her.

-Another in The Forest of Death, when Sakura hugged him, the Curse Seal receeded. There's gotta be something behind that.

-During the Preliminary Rounds of the Chuunin Exams, the first thing Sasuke thought of when he was trying to make his curse mark receed was the image of Sakura crying, begging him to stop.

-After Gaara semi-changed into his Shukaku form, and after he pinned Sakura to the tree with his sand hand, Sasuke told Naruto that he had bettersave Sakura no matter what, then run away.

-Also during this time, Sasuke also said that he wouldn't allow another important friend to die in front of him, refering to Sakura.

-Again during this time, when Sasuke went to catch Sakura after the sand released her, there were many ways of catching her, but he had to catch her bridal style. I know that's the way she fell, but then, who made her fall that way. The people who make Naruto. I say, they're hinting something but making Sakura fall in that manner.

-Once again, after Sasuke caught Sakura and went to lay her down on a branch, if you look closely, you will noticed his hand lingers under her head for a split second.

-Do I have to say it, when Sasuke told Pakkun to take care of Sakura, you could hear worry in his voice. His eyes also softened a bit.

-After the Hokage's funeral, in the flashback when Sakura asked Sasuke if he save her, he said that Naruto saved her. You can tell that he had regret and sadness in his voice. Like he wanted to save her.

-When they were escorting Idate through the race, while on the boat when the Rain nin were attacking, Sakura's arm was hit by a kunai. Even though it was only a small cut, when she cried out in pain, Sasuke showed a hint of worry on his face.

-When Ino hugged him during the Chuunin Exams, Sasuke was very mad and pissed off. But when Sakura hugged him in the hospital, he didn't have any hatred in his eyes and he let her.

-During Naruto and Sasuke's fight on the hospital roof, when Sakura ran in the way to try and stop them, Sasuke wanted to pull back. It means he cares for her well being in some way; or else, he would have just ran her through.

-This one I thought was implied. Who confronted Sasuke the night he left? Sakura. The people that make Naruto might be hinting something.

-Again, when Sasuke was leaving, he put up with all of Sakura's talking instead of ignoring her like he normally does. He even gave her a speech. A short one, but still.

-When Sakura asked to go with Sasuke, he replied that it was "too dangerous." He didn't want her to get killed.

-Also when Sasuke was leaving, before he knocked her out, he said "Thank you." This shows that he does care about her in some way, I think.

-Sasuke bit his lip RIGHT BEFORE he said "Thank You", and it was like he was hesitating, and debating whether he should say it or not, but he DID say it, meaning, he WANTED her to know that he knew about all the stuff she did for him, and that's just a big collective thank you, so that means he's sensitive enough to not just walk off and not thank her for all the awesome things she did.

-Lastly, when Sasuke knocked her out, he could have left her on the ground where she lay, but he chose to lay her on the bench.

-Sasuke knows that Sakura is weaker than Naruto, yet he doesn't call her 'weak' or 'idiot'. Just 'annoying'.

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Of Love and Suffering by africana reviews
Through it all, her gaze had been focused on it, mocking her as she mourned. The deep red, size four, satin thong edged with black lace and adorned with a bow that Sakura had found in Sasuke's ANBU uniform, crumpled and shoved into his pants pocket.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,929 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Married! by xprezurself reviews
"What's your name?" "Sakura Haruno." "I'm Sasuke Uchiha...Marry me." "What!" A situation where Sasuke and Sakura might've just found each other at the right time, when they needed one another's help.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,643 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/6/2014 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Silent Sacrifice by xxSilverEchoxx reviews
[INDEFINITE HIATUS] Sasuke/Sakura and hinted Itachi/Sakura. She sacrificed everything to save him. She left Konoha with his older brother to grow stronger, and, gradually, found radiance amongst the shadows. Everything, all of it, was done to bring him back.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,560 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Better Than Revenge by sushicakes reviews
"This is completely random but Sakura, you can sing right?" Sooner than she knew it, Sakura finds herself at a big music festival and becomes famous at only 16, and oh hey, she falls in love with the hottest teen celebrity but nothing is all glitter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,065 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Play Secretary by Rai Lockhart reviews
After quitting her last job due to personal reasons, Sakura Haruno is pushed into a new one: Being the personal assistant of one of the best lawyers in town, Sasuke Uchiha. Not that she minds, however...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,293 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Different by XxmorticiansdaughterXx reviews
Naruto and Kakashi left to search for Sasuke leaving Sakura behind. But when the three of them come the learn that there is something different about Sakura...Review! NO FLAMES PLEASE!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
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