Prime Jeremy
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Joined 01-30-10, id: 2236308, Profile Updated: 10-02-18
Author has written 13 stories for Goof Troop, Lion King, My Little Pony, Sonic the Hedgehog, Star Fox, Winnie the Pooh, Pokémon, and Mario.

Hi, I'm a veteran writer, I've been here a while, the early 2000s while. Please don't ask for writing advice I will give you some but it'll be the wrong advice. Also, don't ask me to read your stories I won't. I have a few set stories I read I'm not reading your crappy stories. In fact, if you do this I have advice for you: stop it. I went down that road, it's not a good road to go down.

How I update my stories: The first chapter has one thousand words, then the others are short sweet and as numerous as the breeds of dogs on Earth. The chapters can range from two hundred words to five thousand. why they would be five thousand I don't know but hey it's in the realm of possibility. Or not lately every chapter has gotten 1k words.

This is the Temple of Prime

Copy and paste the Temple Of Prime to all corners of the internet. No real reason, just do it.

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Waluigi's Taco Stand by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
Waluigi crafts a taco stand in the south end of Seaside Hill. He'll get many customers and money, but he'll have to deal with the effects of stupidity like Princess Daisy's farting, Toadette's innocently cute antics, high quality Siivagunner nonsense, plus Dry Bowser and Petey Piranha. 5 years old and with 500 chapters! Expecting anything out of this fanfic? TOO BAD, WALUIGI TIME.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 567 - Words: 184,152 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/8 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Waluigi, Toadette, Petey Piranha, Dry Bowser
Mario's Pizza Shop by mmdestroyer973 reviews
Mario starts a pizza shop, but this doesn't mean he can keep it running easily.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,369 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/24 - Published: 8/1/2015 - Mario, Luigi, Wario, Waluigi
Sonic the Hedgehog: Make America Great Again by AmericaverseWarlord reviews
Actions speak louder than words... and the barrel of a gun speaks loudest of all! Sonic the Hedgehog, a fearsome warrior who trusts only his instincts and his shotgun, fights alone after Americageddon to protect his star-spangled country. Will he be able to save America from the diabolical clutches of Communism, or will his quest for revenge ultimately destroy him?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 122,269 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/2 - Published: 8/29/2016 - [Shadow, Sonic] [Bride of the Conquering Storm, Metal Madness/Metal Overlord]
Click Click Wood by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
Like Seaside Hill before it, many of my fanfics now happen to take place in the Click Clock Wood. So here it is, the collection of one shots all based about in the Click Clock Wood, from the spring to the summer to the autumn to the winter, even as far as the actual hub itself! Are you ready for a seasonal adventure, because if so, then rev up those fryers!
Banjo-Kazooie - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 8,230 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 4/1/2013
A Zoological Guide to Pokemon by Super-mega-punch reviews
A Zoologist's take on the pokemon world and what pokemon are like in their natural habitats outside the pokeball. Please fave, follow and review. I take requests.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,133 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 3/16/2017 - Complete
Snow White and the Black Mistery by Walt Disney reviews
Uh oh a dward die. Who kill him?
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs - Rated: T - English - Horror/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Snow White, Dopey
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The Segale Brothers Pizzeria reviews
Mario and Luigi decide to open a Pizzeria with a loan they took out from Wario. Curious at all how it goes, read and find out.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,283 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/20 - Published: 9/19 - Mario, Luigi
Artificial Love reviews
Tails goes back and takes the hard-drive out of the Fiona bot to bring back his true love.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10 - Tails, Fiona Fox
Mushroom High reviews
Mario and Luigi in high school. I'm keeping it and continuing it.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/16 - Published: 8/26
The Mushroom Kingdom's First Christmas reviews
The Maro bros have always celebrated Christmas, not being in NYC means nothing they are going to be celebrating the holidays no matter what tradition is important to them after all. However a different land has different laws, these get in their way however, Peach helps by working around the laws so they can have their holiday and share it with everyone. Even the most rotten souls.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,097 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/16/2017 - Published: 12/6/2017 - Mario, Luigi, Peach, Bowser
Her Guardian reviews
Growlithe loves his master he'd kill, even die for him if forced to. However he adores his master's daughter Jenny, he'd die without hesitation and kill if he even thought someone was a threat to her. So when a wild Hypno kidnaps her he hunts it down, he's out for blood giving her up won't be good enough for Growlithe, it's going to be a fight to the death.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2017 - Officer Jenny/Junsa, Growlithe/Gardie - Complete
Kangas Sick Day reviews
When Kanga gets sick, Tigger and Roo decide to do her chores. You can imagine how that played out.
Winnie the Pooh - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2017 - Complete
Crazy But You Like It reviews
After escaping prison Fiona turns up in Tails' house and takes him hostage in his own home, refusing to leave, she tells him she will untie him if he behaves though. She doesn't seem to have changed, though she claims otherwise. Tails still feels spite towards her but knows that his feelings for her are still there deep down.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,169 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/11/2017 - Published: 9/17/2015 - Tails, Fiona Fox - Complete
Why Pigma And Andrew Were Kicked Out reviews
There is a reason they got kicked out, its a good reason too. It all started when Pigma watched a scary movie one night.
Star Fox - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/7/2017 - Published: 10/14/2016 - Wolf O'D., Andrew O., Pigma D. - Complete
The Struggle For Trust reviews
It's been a month since Taka's trial and he is having trouble being accepted,it seems no one cares for him and things only get worse as his mate abandons things seems like they will never get better for him,luckily his mother is there to help him,he also slowly begins to find someone who might care to be his friend still.
Lion King - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,158 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/13/2016 - Published: 12/26/2014 - Mufasa, Scar/Taka, Uru, Sarafina - Complete
The Carpet reviews
After slamming her home down Blackthorn tells her he will personally help clean her home. She happily accepts the act of kindness, the problem is she is a bit clingy. Based on the end of comic issue 28.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2015 - Rarity - Complete
A Very Goofy Christmas reviews
Max and Pj have left for college a few weeks ago and Goofy is having a hard time coping, things only get worse for him when he gets fired at work, it seems his holiday is ruined until he gets a letter from Peg inviting him to spend Christmas with her and Pistol instead they come to him. Even with Pete next door, it's going to be an interesting Christmas. PegxGoofy.
Goof Troop - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,691 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 12/22/2014 - Complete
A Change Of Plans reviews
Scar always hated his brother, even before he became king, or so he always thought. Years of planning and dealing with filthy hyenas all for this moment. He ends up bailing in the end apparently, he doesn't hate Mufasa. His brother is still enraged, of course, he puts him on trial for his crimes against the pride lands. His fate is in his brother's paws now.
Lion King - Rated: K - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/26/2014 - Complete
What Could Have Been reviews
Goofy helps Peg spent time in the kitchen cooking for a while in the first episode, while alone they talked, caught up with each other and learned that both their lives could have been very different.
Goof Troop - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2014 - Complete
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