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by Krazyk85 reviews
Being with them wasn't the problem, but losing me was. A life filled with sandy beaches and sunshine, I felt safe here. Nothing bad ever happens in SoCal, except maybe bad Mexican food. Or so I thought. This isn't your everyday love story. Based on the movie Savages. For Kninut, an Edward, Bella, Jasper- polyfic
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 233,398 - Reviews: 1921 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 1,448 - Updated: 2/10/2022 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Complete
Rites of Passage
by Betty BOKOR reviews
Jareth/Sarah. When Sarah is called to save the King, her life takes a whole new course, again. News for Sarah and an unexpected new job.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 80,922 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 12/28/2021 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Jareth, Sarah
by Pandora's Box Is Heavy reviews
Marley was a gift to me that not everyone gets. She was my life, my everything. But a letter changed things the day it came. And now it seems that Marley may not have been theirs to give, nor mine to receive...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 4631 - Favs: 3,695 - Follows: 3,091 - Updated: 8/6/2020 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
by LyraLynch reviews
When the civilised world comes to an end, it's not the nice girls who are likely to survive. The survivors stumble across a strange girl and they come to realise that they may need her a lot more than she needs them. And one rough redneck in particular
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 50 - Words: 173,753 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 9/23/2018 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Daryl D.
Smoke & Mirrors
by latessitrice reviews
His captors think him defeated, but even Odin doesn't know the secrets Loki holds. Before long, he'll be free, events set in motion by Frigga's best intentions and Loki's worst instincts. He's seen his future, and nothing is going to stop him from taking it for himself.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 36 - Words: 133,390 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 10/26/2017 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
by magwitch reviews
Post-Avengers. Nick Fury gives back the Tesseract to Thor, claiming that humanity is not ready for that kind of power. In exchange, Odin banishes Loki on Earth until the Bifrost regenerates itself. He is to help S.H.I.E.L.D. repair the damage he has caused. If he does not comply, he will be stripped of his immortality. Meanwhile, Darcy Lewis is in desperate need of a job.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 137,057 - Reviews: 1181 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 1,215 - Updated: 1/15/2017 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Loki, Darcy L.
Rain Must Fall
by drotuno reviews
It's always been said that Mother Nature finds a way to assert her power. This time, she unleashed something that walls and fences couldn't contain. Separated by an entire country, Edward and Bella must fight to stay alive in a world determined to destroy them, a world Edward must cross to get to his family, and a world where the dead don't always stay dead. Rated M AH/ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,957 - Reviews: 3618 - Favs: 1,371 - Follows: 1,092 - Updated: 10/10/2016 - Published: 10/12/2014 - Complete
A Drop in the Ocean
by Saerafina reviews
Loki is imprisoned at SHIELD while the Avengers decide what to do with him. Darcy Lewis happens upon him there and just might be the key to his redemption... Loki/Darcy (rating might change).
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,035 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 899 - Updated: 9/11/2015 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Loki, Darcy L.
That Which You Seek
by Wynn reviews
A few days after Bucky discovers his true identity, Darcy encounters him in a diner 50 miles outside of D.C. having apparently transformed from a handsome long-dead war hero into a creepy, scruffy, pancake-hating serial killer. So of course she tries to help him. Set post-Thor: The Dark World and Captain America: The Winter Soldier.
Crossover - Thor & Captain America - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 54,499 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 4/14/2014 - Darcy L., Bucky B./Winter Soldier - Complete
so you think you can tell (heaven from hell)
by Tarafina reviews
As far as happy stories go, this was that. The beginning, the middle, they were the happiest times either of them ever knew. It's the endings that are sad, and every story has one. Some are just sadder than others.
Crossover - Thor & Captain America - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,871 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/21/2014 - [Darcy L., Bucky B./Winter Soldier] - Complete
The Labyrinth's Queen
by spartiechic reviews
Jareth is getting married, but the Labyrinth is not happy. It has chosen a Queen already. Unfortunately, even ancient beings know that life is rarely fair. Join the Labyrinth through a wild ride of romance, intrigue, drama, and suspense as she works to bring our favorite couple together before it's too late.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 115,096 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Watch Me Burn
by Livie79 reviews
There were a lot of words to describe my relationship with Bella Swan. I just never imagine that "over" would be one of them. Entry for TLS Angst Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,617 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 1,228 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
House of the Horde
by Raggdolly reviews
Bella endures the dark side of LA. After being abducted and taken into the Hollywood Hills, she learns that humans are not at the top of the food chain. Can she escape or will she fall victim to a treacherous vampire? OOC/Dark Themes/No rape. Outtakes included.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 37 - Words: 145,315 - Reviews: 2240 - Favs: 1,473 - Follows: 1,557 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Morbid Taste for Ice
by sitehound reviews
Darcy Lewis never imagined she'd be living in a house trailer in the New Mexico desert with the God of Thunder and his sociopath brother, but she's making the best of the situation. Until a frozen corpse shows up on the front porch. Casting herself as amateur sleuth, she embarks on a journey that will challenge her definitions of good, evil, love and what it is to be human.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 39 - Words: 209,006 - Reviews: 2155 - Favs: 2,099 - Follows: 1,635 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 8/15/2012 - [Darcy L., Loki] Thor, Jane F. - Complete
by jemlou reviews
"A snarl. A hand. A rotting face. Sophia screamed. She rolled away from the clawing monster and did the only thing she knew to do. She ran." What if Sophia was found by a stranger, another survivor? (BOOK ONE)
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 356,641 - Reviews: 1527 - Favs: 1,858 - Follows: 1,443 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 4/9/2012 - [Daryl D., OC] Sophia - Complete
He Said, She Said
by araeo reviews
Boy meets Girl and sweeps her right off her feet – which just happen to be slightly slutty when it comes to a certain tall, dark (and slightly gingered) piece of walking sex, who decides to pursue her without mercy. A fluffy novelette about a girl who does something questionably stupid, yet lucks out incredibly by finding her Mr. Right. All human. Utter nonsense.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 21,299 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cletus Chronicles
by Meikela reviews
A series of Cletus POV outtakes from my story, Southern Charm. Yes - Cletus is a cat. : Rated M because apparently Cletus has some language issues.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,008 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Edward
A Little Death
by Livie79 reviews
A forbidden love. A code of honor betrayed. There are no winners in this game of Russian roulette, but every empty chamber means another moment together. A moment to feel like they are breathing, to feel like they are human. She sought death, but found him instead. AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,495 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Complete
Cake Batter Ice Cream and Thunder Gods
by Lady NeverAfterNon reviews
It's been two years and Jane Foster is ready to toss in the towel. A certain Thunder God thinks otherwise. Thor/Jane movie verse with comic elements. Please read and review!
Thor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 108,111 - Reviews: 958 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 963 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Thor, Jane F.
Master of Puppets
by The Unholy Trinity of Horror reviews
I'm pulling your strings. Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams. Blinded by me, you can't see a thing. Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream. A collab between darkNnerdy, Livie79, and Raggdolly.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,718 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Complete
Too Few Friends On Facebook
by Delta 9 reviews
A third item has been added to things that would survive the apocalypse. Twinkies, cockroaches and Facebook. 13 survivors like this.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,335 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Daryl D., Andrea
by maxipoo1024 reviews
Bella has spent her whole life thinking something was wrong with her, that there was a glitch in her brain. A chance encounter with the Winchesters confirms her suspicions. With a hole in her heart and an apocalypse on the horizon, can a certain Winchester brother save the world, the girl, and heal his own heart in the process? Takes place beginning of New Moon
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 146,815 - Reviews: 1237 - Favs: 1,448 - Follows: 920 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Dean W., Bella - Complete
Marley's Toy Chest
by Pandora's Box Is Heavy reviews
Marley's Mother outtakes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,742 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Edward - Complete
The Goblin Market
by Viciously Witty reviews
Nine years after defeating the Labyrinth, Sarah is in Ireland - a land of old magic, where legend suggests her victory comes with a price and her story is far from finished. Something ancient has been set in motion and Sarah finds herself at the centre of a very old, very Goblin, tradition. As time passes, fruit ripens... Let the feast begin at the Goblin Market.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 136,059 - Reviews: 2145 - Favs: 3,155 - Follows: 1,380 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Hardcover Paranormal Romance
by luluwolfkill reviews
Edward has an issue with Bella Swan that can't be found in the employee handbook. AU, goofy. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,720 - Reviews: 2086 - Favs: 1,397 - Follows: 1,260 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
by Elizabeth Kate Kelly reviews
Amelia abandons her group of survivors in the post apocalyptic world. When her life is saved by Daryl, she must make the decision to join his group or stand alone. The decision is complicated by the love/hate relationship she develops with Daryl.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 96 - Words: 184,497 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Daryl D. - Complete
The Art of War
by dalekclock reviews
What began as a S.H.I.E.L.D picnic spirals into a post-apocalyptic game of paintball, once Fury reveals the 100,000 prize for last man standing. Darcy, desperate to pay off student loans, enters the fray. How hard could it be? She's only playing against some master assassins. But, is there more to the game than Fury let on? Parody of the Community season 2 finale. Post-Avengers.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,986 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
Earning Their Stripes
by Many Impossible Things reviews
When even Saints need some help, one bystander finds herself needing them right back... (Rated M for a McManus vocabulary and a tad bit more.)
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,720 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Connor M. - Complete
Brown Eyes and Stalkerboy
by Pandora's Box Is Heavy reviews
"Who said I had a motive?" he asks."Why'd you ask me out, Stalkerboy?""That's simple," he shrugs turning to me. "I wanted to get into your pants."I don't think before I act. I punch the douche in his mouth. And he has the gall to look surprised.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 34,095 - Reviews: 1644 - Favs: 1,509 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
by Natalie-Rose reviews
Daryl Dixon saved her that day in the woods. Now she must face a new set of circumstances and unanticipated feelings for him. Daryl/OC
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 33,924 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Daryl D. - Complete
Not Far Behind
by janeg reviews
Jane has survived this long taking care of herself. Can she and Daryl learn to trust each other when their growing connection tests their capacity for vulnerability ? Daryl Dixon/OC
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 43,321 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Daryl D.
Hurts Like Hell
by NikkiKelly reviews
Sarah's friend, Alyx, wishes herself away and Sarah follows. In the Underground they find there is more to worry about than an angry Goblin King. They also have a mischievous Goblin Prince and the cruel Unseelie Court to contend with.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 156,568 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
by Dreamer In Silico reviews
Sarah enters college as an aspiring writer, but her father disapproves. A series of strange and wonderful dreams re-inspire her, and renewed contact with Jareth will reveal many things about the fae realms... and how Sarah's work affects them. COMPLETE.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 87,826 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Saints of My HeartDammit
by Roaddog 469 reviews
Continuation of my BDS/OFC saga, it's a little warm and fuzzy, but it was the next logical step. There's smut towards the end. See A/N inside. Please review if you enjoy, or let me know if you didn't, but please don't flame. Anyway, Enjoy!
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,975 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Connor M., Murphy M. - Complete
by Lixxle reviews
Seasonal sequel to 'My Fine Feathered Friend'. On the first Underground Christmas, Sarah's true love gave to her...well, it's the thought that counts. A Christmas tale of leather, goblins, and the odd stunted unicorn.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,611 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Jareth, Sarah
Dark Hour of Night
by dansemacabre reviews
After eight long years, Sarah returns to the Labyrinth only to find that the Goblin King has married... for love. But as it was on her first adventure, Sarah finds that things and people are not always what they seem. JS. Also see prequel, Nocturne.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 89,692 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 6/12/2006
Hurts like Hell
by PaisleyRose reviews
What happens when a girl is deprived of her dreams... how does being dreamless change a person... why could our beloved Sarah become...EVIL? And what lengths would one go to to get even with the one who did this? Back with a new chapter....
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 56 - Words: 317,522 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Complete
My Fine Feathered Friend
by Lixxle reviews
A tale about a fashion-conscious goblin, a chicken of destiny, and leather pants. Oh and a good dash of ol' fashioned romance and some adult-type touching thrown in for good measure. JS. Not a crackfic, just a really caffeinated author... (M rating for very mild adult situations)
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 83,872 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 1,872 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Fiery, Jareth, Sarah, Goblins - Complete
In a Glass, Darkly
by Subtilior reviews
Dr. Sarah Williams, psychiatrist, wants fiercely to succeed. A tormented patient, Aaron Cohen, wants only to sleep. But they have something in common ... and that something wants nothing less than Sarah herself ... Pika's Reverse Illustration Challenge.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 72,544 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
Labyrinth: Immortal Love
by KnifeEdge reviews
Sarah grows up, but the powers granted to her by the Goblin King have never faded, and neither has his love for her. For when a man is an immortal, the one thing he has in his favor, is time... JxS. Complete! included, one very small update
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,514 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 1,778 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 1/9/2006 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Complete
by jemisard reviews
A fitting end for their lives. Warning: Character death, talk of violence
Boondock Saints - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2005 - Complete
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He is sin personified, wicked and inked, cruelty always at the tip of his tongue. Black wings grace his back, and blood stains his hands. She's the poison he wants to consume, but can she survive?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,846 - Reviews: 2321 - Favs: 1,230 - Follows: 1,686 - Updated: 2/20/2015 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Bella, Edward
Haunt Me reviews
When the thought of being alone becomes too much, Edward performs a desperate act that will haunt him for the rest of his days. A short birthday fic for the one and only Satan. Happy Birthday, Liv. Rated M for dark themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 7,542 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/21/2014
Lure of Freedom reviews
"Can you birth me a pony?" Loki said nothing as he turned to watch her, his icy green eyes glaring at the offending mortal as she inched closer to him. "It would make up for all the bad shit you did in New York." She poked him. "Maybe I could forgive you if you birthed a pony."
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Darcy L., Loki
Seduction and Sacrifice reviews
Darcy makes a sacrifice to the God of Mischief and Lies. Rated M
Thor - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
Trust My Rage reviews
In which Darcy tases Fury and comes face to face with the God of Mischief.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/21/2014 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
An epidemic is sweeping across the globe. People are dying and the world is falling into chaos. In the town of Forks, Washington Bella Swan has a choice to make: join forces with creatures born from nightmares, or suffer at the hands of her own kind. Zombie warning!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,702 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward
Gods and Monsters reviews
Sequel to Dark Paradise: Edward has his very own Happily Ever After planned for Isabella. EDITED and reposted to meet TOS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,089 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dark Paradise reviews
He's cruel, unfeeling, and a monster. She wants to know why, and all he wants is her. Written for PandorasFF.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,786 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dangers Untold reviews
"Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered." Once upon a time Sarah had made a wish. Now it was his turn, and he's been waiting for this moment for far too long. Dark Jareth/Sarah 3 shot for Judo.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,921 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Jareth, Sarah
A Delicate Line reviews
Bella is alone once again and trying to outrun the darkness left behind for her. Will she escape or was she meant for that life all along? Very OOC. AU with Dark themes. Takes place after NM. J/B edited version ch 1&2 are up as of 7-08-2012
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 105,836 - Reviews: 2150 - Favs: 1,197 - Follows: 936 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
50 Shades of Shame reviews
3rd and final installment in my crack-fic trilogy. From the POV of the Baby Cave. This is a look into what she battles daily. A horrifying tale and brave little cave. Rated M for Weirdness
Crossover - Twilight & Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Complete
50 Universes of Twilight or Something reviews
Prequel to 50 Shades of Absorbency. Pure Crack fic of a crack of a crack. I own nothing. My brain is crying and my eyes need to be stabbed. Read at your own risk. Rated M for weirdness. Kirk Cameron does not approve.
Crossover - Twilight & Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,005 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Edward - Complete
50 Shades of Absorbency reviews
This is the tale of the quiet unknown soldier who protects against the raging war of our lady bits. They have gone unnoticed and unappreciated until today. Crackfic for your viewing pleasure. Rated M for weirdness and Character death.
Crossover - Twilight & Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Edward, Anastasia S. - Complete
Skinny Love reviews
"Nothing is easy, we've always known that, but we fought like hell to be what we are today." Witness what can make and break a man. Angst OS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Spork Amongst Fine Cutlery reviews
A retailing of Twilight NM a Bellar & Edgard love story at it greatest! Ass Crack-fic for JaspersDestiny The Worst Story Ever Contest 2012. Crack in it's purest form.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Clean Up on Aisle 17 reviews
It's been years since Bella's ill-fated birthday party and the Cullens left. Bella's now attending college away from Forks. What happens when she goes on a booze run at the local supermarket? Fun O/S collab with my wifey Sushi Loves Whitlock. Pure funny.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,309 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 72 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Don't Drop the Soap reviews
A tale of a boy and his unordinary ways. A crackfic about love and loss. Beware! A fic wrote with love, dedicated to EdwardsChipper! Odd themes?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Edward - Complete