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Joined 01-30-10, id: 2236443, Profile Updated: 08-15-13
Author has written 7 stories for Twilight, Wrestling, and Teen Wolf.

Name: Mikhaila (follow me on Tumblr: themoonisburning)

Age: I'm old enough

Eye color: Brown/Black sometimes

Hair color:Black

Favorite Wrestlers from WWE, TNA, and the indies:

1)CM Punk

2) Cody Rhodes

3) John Morrison

4) Edge (=( I miss him)

5) Evan Bourne

6) Chris Jericho

7) DX

8) MCMG (I put 'em as one cuz I couldn't stand it if they broke up. but looks like that's gonna be happening soon)

9) Brian Kendrick

10) Ink Inc.

11) Aj Styles

12) Matt Morgan

13) Miz

14) Dolph Ziggler

15) ¡Peligro Abejas! ( translation: dangerous bees. tag team of Paul London and El Generico.)

16) Chris Hero

17) Delirious

18) Chuck Taylor

19) Icarus

20) Christian

21) Zack Ryder

22)Ted DiBiase Jr.

23) Yoshi Tatsu

24) Crimson

25) Samoa Joe

26) Raven

27) R-Truth

28) Sheamus

29) Justin Gabirel

30) Mr. Anderson

Favorite Female Wrestlers (past and present): Melina, Natalya, Lita, Trish Stratus, Gail Kim, ODB, Christy Hemme, Maria (shame they released her, she was getting GOOD), Ivory, Chyna, Christina Von Eerie, Taylor Wilde, Jacquelin, Cheerleader Melissa, Kharma, and Beth Phoenix.

If until now you did not realize Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and the alphabet have the same tune, copy this onto your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you wierd, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

92 of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch, American Eagle, or Hollister decided breathing was uncool. Paste this onto your profile if you are one of the 8 that would be laughing hysterically instead.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Repost if you think homophobia is wrong and unjust

If you're against stereotypes, copy and paste this into your profile, and bold the ones that you identify with.

Stereotypes

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love SLASH, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a CUTTER so I MUST want to commit SUICIDE.
I have been to THERAPY so I MUST be crazy.

I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser.


I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves Twilight and Gone With The Wind, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: - Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, guitarhorselover, teamjacob247, ThatStupidLamb95, Fanglvr13, Jacob Black. . .Ooft Phitt, LE Trex, ATLjunki, Bob1097, Lita4Life


If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.(my record is 7am)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, FreakyTwilightLovero.o, emoTWiLiGHT. Obsessed.with.writing, -TeAm EdWaRd32- 7HockeyStarVampireObsessed7, Lovenyx125,crazy chic 12,crazy-badass,xoxoMarieDiBiasexoxo, xxxRkoEnigmaxxx,RKO'sGirl,Lita4Life

if you can name anything about Randy Orton, copy and paste this to your profile

Things to do in an Elevator;

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce

Things to do at Walmart...
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
8. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
11. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
12. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again! "
13. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

TRUST ME THEY ALL WORK

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing. The questions are: Opening Credits, Waking Up, First Day of School, Falling in Love, Fight Song, Breaking Up, Prom, Life is just...OK, Mental Breakdown, Driving, Flashback, Getting Back Together, Birth of Child, Wedding, Final Battle, Death Scene, Funeral Song, End Credits.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool..
As soon as you're done with the game, post your results in your profile

Opening Credits "Getting Away With Murder" by Papa Roach

Waking Up "Ghost" by Fefe Dobson

First Day of School "Shooting Star" by Bad Company (WTH it's my first day of school why does someone have to die??)

Falling in Love "See You Again (Cover)" by Breathe Carolina (SWEET!!)

Fight Song "Crazy Bitch" by Buckcherry (Hellz yeahz Imma crazy bitch)

Breaking Up "Hollywood Whore" by Papa Roach (Wait did I get cheated on? But none the less it works)

Prom "Mix Tape" by Avenue Q (Why in the blue hell are they playing show tunes at my prom?)

Life is Just...Okay "U Got Nothing On Me" by Demi Lovato

Mental Breakdown "Howard's Tale" by Sick Puppies (WOW...)

Driving "Hot 'N Cold (Cover)" by Woe, Is Me (Fxxk yes!!)

Flashback "G4L" by Rihanna (Yupp i iz a gangsta)

Getting Back Together "Love Addict" by Family Force 5 (I'm just addicted to you)

Birth of Child "Push Up On Me" by Rihanna (WHY? Him pushin up on me is how we got in this situation)

Wedding "We Will Rock You" by Queen (Yes Queen is playing SUCK IT!)

Final Battle "I Made It" by Kevin Rudolf ft. Birdman, Lil' Wayne, and Jay Sean (...)

Death Scene "Get Up" by Superchick (I'm dying I CANT get up)

Funeral Song "Honestly" by Cartel (Why such a happy song at my funeral?)

End Credits "Always" by Saliva (Cool)


Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool , and when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack! Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest, mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live, but mummy I must go now the time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date , I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you", In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

You know when you're a WWF/WWE Fan if...

[bold=my own]

1) You KNOW what The Rock is COOKING!

2) You get an A on assignment and you announce that your having a live sex celebration in class next week.

3) You do the 'Flair Strut' while yelling "WOOOO!" at the same time.

4) You know how to do the Jeff Hardy entrance dance.

5) When you arrive in a place you've been to before and you pause and you proclaim "FINALLY, (YOUR NAME) HAS COME BACK TO (LOCATION)!"

6) When you introduce yourself to someone you repeat your last name 10 seconds later.

7) The sledge hammer is your new best friend.

8) When your friend asks for money you yell: "IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MONAYYY!"

9) On your resume you write "I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be".

10) When you hear WWF these days, you have a sudden, uncontrollable hatred of pandas.

11) Or when you’re talking to your friend and she/he interrupts you, you yell (just like Vince McMahon): SHHUUTTTT UUUPPP!!

12) You turn off the lights because no one respects you.

13) You know that Edge is PG-13.

14) You've watched Doom and The Marine and The Marine II and Behind Enemy Line III: Columbia and 12 Rounds.

15) You know someone who deserves a 'Billion Dollar Slap' by Stephanie McMahon.

16) You're favorite quote is: "Are you ready?"

17) You know three ways to use a table, a ladder, and a chair.

18) When you see a rooster you think of Vince McMahon.

19) You lie, cheat, and steal.

20) You actually called/texted your friends, taken a photo, or a video when Chris Jericho returned in 2007.

21) You think JBL is a wrestling fraud.

22) You like to sing "Sexy Boy" at the top of your lungs whenever Shawn Michaels comes on the TV.

23) You refer a can of beer as a can of Whoop Ass.

24) You know someone who deserves a Stone Cold Stunner.

25) You sing your favorite superstar's theme song at a live event.

26) When you go to a wedding, you hope that a WWE superstar crashes it.

27) You want to send a bill of your hearing to Vickie Guerrero due to her shrill screams.

28) When you hear the song 'Sexyback' you think of Chris Jericho.

29) You have the urge to park your car underneath Vickie Guerrero's granny panties. (most definaly i wen to see smack down and say then and thought they were a tent for cars)

30) You try to roll your eyes back like the Undertaker.

31) You have a sock named, Mr. Socko.

32) You're in love with a WWE Superstar.

33) You're ALWAYS busy on Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday nights.

34) When a countdown starts, you yell "BREAK THE WALLS DOWN!" when it hits zero.

35) You tried to use Simon Dean's weight loss program.

36) You can name more wrestlers then family members.

37) You answer every question asked of you with "Cuz Stone Cold said so"

38) You know there are actually 9 wonders of the world, not 7.

39) When you were young, all the kids in your class couldn't wait to go home and watch power rangers...you couldn’t wait to get home & countdown the hours till wrestling.

40) You get sad when they announce where the next Wrestlemania is.

41) You beat down your grandparents and call yourself a Legend Killer.

42) You chanted 'Yay' 'Boo' at a event

43) You get depressed when your favorite superstar is injured.

44) You wondered why Chris Jericho stopped wearing pants.

45) You have a room dedicated to anything pertaining to wrestling(or the WWE) in your home.

46) You can quote your favorite WWE moment word for word.

47) (For John Morrison, The Miz and the Big Show) You're smarter then a fifth grader.

48) You thank the good Lord for Randy Orton and his no-pants wearing ways.

49) You can name everyone on the WWE roster, including rookies, vets and crew.

50) On a job application, you state your residence as "parts unknown".

51) You do heel turns on your best friends for no reason.

52) You get fired from work then show up the next day with a mask on.

53) You won’t walk down the halls of your school unless your entrance music is playing.

54) You walk in slow-mo when you walk into a room.

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Our Father by eric-idle-rules reviews
AU - Instead of going into wrestling, Ted goes into the ministry. Based off the comments he made saying he thought about joining the ministry. Warnings: Strong religious content! And perhaps a lot of sacriligious goings on. Includes pairing of Cody/Randy
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,852 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Randy Orton, Cody Rhodes/Stardust, Ted DiBiase Jr. - Complete
Replaceable by StarSwathi reviews
Kurt's life spirals out of his control but he finds help in the unlikeliest people.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 181,669 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 1,399 - Updated: 2/27/2014 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Kurt H., Puck
Virginity Gone by natsukileeRKOlover reviews
Randy and Evan are the best of friends, but when puberty and feelings become and issue, and John Cena's perverted ways are added to the mix, how the hell will High School fair? AU fic. Slash! Rated M for language and lemons. Cena, orton, Bourne, & more.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 56,178 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Randy Orton, Evan Bourne
Pack Mom Who? by DoctorDarkAngel reviews
Jackson is an idiot. Isaac is upset. Stiles is confused and Derek just has a headache.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 85 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
Things I Hate About You by AngstyDevil reviews
Derek Hale reflects on the reasons that Stiles irks him again and again and eventually comes to realize that sometimes it's the little quirks that are most endearing.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,687 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Derek H., Stiles
Little StilinskiHale by agentdouble0negative2 reviews
Chapter 25: Of visits and talking and "I named the baby"
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 57,007 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Stiles, Derek H.
My Mate by Woman-of-the-night reviews
"Derek, I am in love with you." Those seven words will bind Derek and Stiles to a life filled with love. But things are never easy in life. What if the aplha and the Argents found out that Stiles was Derek's mate? m/m lemons in later chapters!
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,265 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Derek H., Stiles
Soulmate by Edjen reviews
Derek discovered his Soulmate and he is going to claim him!
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,629 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Derek H., Stiles
There's Something There by stayhidd3n reviews
Derek is in Stiles' Room when he returns home from school, but what if Danny was sick that day at school and didn't meet Stiles at his house for the school project? Here's what I think would have happened.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,260 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
He Might Kill Me by emileerocksyoursocks reviews
Stiles stays at Derek's house one night, and he doesn't realize just how much trouble he gets into when he walks around in the dark. Slash, bottom!Stiles, top!Derek. First time.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,238 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
Life is change by Edjen reviews
Stiles might have a crush on a hot bad ass werewolf called Derek Hale
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,322 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Derek H., Stiles
My Target Mind by JessieMundaiFan reviews
In Ephram Black's time, the La Push Tribe gained allies that would help them in their time of need. The tribe's new allies did well and were rewarded for all their help. However, the fight was far from over. This is a Paul/OC SLASH story
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,786 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Paul, Embry
Give Me Strength by kikiskorner reviews
John Hennigan has been able to hide who he is for as long as he can remember. Drew Galloway was able to read John the moment they met. They become good friends with. Quickly Drew falls in love with the John, as well as John's 5 year old daughter.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,552 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - John Morrison/Nitro, Drew McIntyre - Complete
Cute by But I'm No Mercury reviews
Discontinued
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,346 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Jade W., Cat V.
Two Things I Know About Me by eshizzle reviews
Adam has always known two things about himself. He is a guy and he likes girls. So what happens when one of those things starts to change and it involves his best friend? Adam/Eli slash
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,617 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Adam T., Eli G.
Sort of Little Red Riding Hood by The Emcee reviews
A parody of the famous story. Includes Chris Jericho/Evan Bourne and Kane/Evan Bourne. Features Randy Orton and John Cena.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Evan Bourne, Chris Jericho - Complete
A Mystery Love by IsidoraAngst reviews
Cena had all but given up on finding love when Alex walked in. The young man has also caught someone else's eye and seems to be returning the attention. Can Cena win him over or will he lose? AU WWE M/M Slash
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,308 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - John Cena, Alex Riley - Complete
Love by JeffreyNero reviews
Series of Short Fulffy/Angsty STORIES! Ahah! WWE/TNA slash - femslash
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 6,377 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011
The Invisible Man by fms-fangirl reviews
Haunted by his past, Evan refuses to let anyone become close to him, but John is determined to break down his walls. Warning: M/M Slash; Some subject matter may be disturbing to some readers
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,866 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - John Cena, Evan Bourne - Complete
The PucKurt Shuffle 2 by WithDemonWings reviews
Another 10 random drabbles sent to another 10 songs. Mostly PucKurt, but may mention other pairings and characters... ratings, warnings and genres vary. Includes: Hedley, C. Perri, Seether, Lifehouse, Marianas Trench, Halestorm and more!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,043 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Like Father Like Daughter by Blood-Thirsty-Goth reviews
What happens when you're the daughter of a great wrestler, but hated because of an inccident you weren't involved in. Will you give up? Or continue to push through the trials and tribulations that await? That is what Kris must decide.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Chris Benoit
Everybody Hurts by Sanity's-overrated reviews
Randy Orton Comforts Chris Jericho after Adam has broken him. this is my first attempt at writting WWE slash
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Chris Jericho, Randy Orton - Complete
The Music Teacher by Kumachannanoda reviews
Kurt returns to Lima seven years after high school has ended with his son and proceeds to sign him up for elementary school. He is shocked to find out that Noah Puckerman is the music teacher. Puck/Kurt Slash Full summary inside. Glee Big Bang Entry!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,765 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Pretty Like a Princess by xLessxThanx3x reviews
Puck is forced to bring his sister with him to a weekend Glee practice. She totally ruins his badass rep by outing him as the best big brother EVER. Pummel. Based off a prompt in the Puckurt meme. Same universe as my other Pummel story, written pre-NBK.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Always by DarkAngel0410 reviews
Codaisi fluffyiness. Set in my 'Family' series.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Complete
Viva La Raza That's Latino Heat by AttitudeADJUSTED reviews
Tribute to Eddie Guerrero.
Wrestling - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Eddie Guerrero
Predators by fms-fangirl reviews
Randy decides that John needs a distraction from the Nexus story line.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,484 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Randy Orton, Evan Bourne - Complete
Can I? by Zephyr Hearts reviews
Adam and Eli have detention after school. Things start to get really awkward once Mr. Purino leaves the classroom for only five minutes. What's his reaction when he finds them exchanging saliva? "Can I kiss you Adam?"..."What?"
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Adam T., Eli G. - Complete
Night Evan Baby, Randy Love, Johnny Boy by natsukileeRKOlover reviews
Evan isn't feeling well. Actually, he passed out after his match teamed up with Orton. And who catches him? well, the 2 men he loves, Randy Orton and John Cena. They take care of the ill Evan... and much more. m/m/m Slash! warnings inside!
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,684 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Evan Bourne, Randy Orton
Spanking by direradiance reviews
"Jay, it's really not that funny." Teenage Adam & Jay messing around after school, slash.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Christian, Edge - Complete
In Venere Veritas by NeroAnne reviews
"In love, there is truth." They've been divorced for three years and want nothing to do with each other. They find themselves coming together when their daughter is kidnapped. Mark/Jeff, AU!
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,729 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - The Undertaker, Jeff Hardy - Complete
What Do I See? by dreamscarred reviews
Cody is acting odd and Randy doesn't like it, could his worse nightmare be true? M/M Slash NC-17
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,437 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Randy Orton, Cody Rhodes/Stardust - Complete
The Good Die Young by highvoltagekat reviews
My tribute to Lance Cade... May his soul rest in peace...
Wrestling - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Lance Cade - Complete
Little Sister by emo-geek-87 reviews
Kurt, Puck and his sister meet at a Wal-Mart. SLASH
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,966 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Baby Making Positions by Sos7 reviews
Jeff and Mark are not friends. They sure as hell don’t become friends when they are paired up for health class with that stupid fake baby. What happens when the baby turns real?
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,045 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Jeff Hardy, The Undertaker
Sticky Sweet by direradiance reviews
Adam & Jay try to pass the time during another hot summer. Edge/Christian slash
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Edge, Christian - Complete
Playing House by Sos7 reviews
B-day prompt: Future Fic, adopting a child
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,468 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Moral Support by dreamscarred reviews
Cody is alone on his first night on smackdown and gets a bit of a surprise NC-17 slash m/m fluff I think , sex, threesome, smut Randy Orton/Cody Rhodes/Evan Bourne
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Randy Orton, Cody Rhodes/Stardust - Complete
It's Not What You Think by dreamscarred reviews
Randy and Evan have a fight over a wrong place, wrong time situation. M/M Angst, Fluff, Sap
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Randy Orton, Evan Bourne - Complete
A Dream Come True by dreamscarred reviews
Randy's comes home to an unexpected surprise warnings: NC-17, M/M, Slash lots of sex, threesome, toys, rimming, improper use of champagne and strawberries.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,702 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Randy Orton, Evan Bourne - Complete
Your Mom by JeSuisClandestine reviews
Puck hits a nerve. *Drabble alert!*
Glee - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
The Sweetest Cherry by xephwrites reviews
Dean finally gives in to Sam's begging. Set immediatly after Morality Be Damned. WARNINGS: Incest, underage Sam is 15 , hot boy smexing.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Dean W., Sam W.
The Secret Life of an American Boy by Friday Night Special reviews
After a one-night stand with bi-sexual stud John Cena, Maddy O'Neil winds up pregnant and never tells him. Now, six years later, Maddy finds it difficult to keep the secret safe when he begins dating Edge. full inside. Slash, mpreg.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,444 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Edge, John Cena
Lipstick Stains by TheMizMagnet reviews
Lipstick stains on his t-shirt, perfume on his coat. Things weren't what they used to be... SLASH! See inside for warnings
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,942 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2010 - The Undertaker, Jeff Hardy - Complete
Rain Kissed by Kermit The Yoda reviews
For my girl, Bama. One-shot about Ted DiBiase Jr/Evan Bourne. Rated for sexual encounters, language. Please read and review! XD!
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Ted DiBiase Jr., Evan Bourne - Complete
And Don't Forget To Let Your Heart Beat by Emono reviews
Under the Rose Series: Cody's Story. Randy is given a gift of Cody, a cat-like creature, and he must take his new sub along the journey of his wrestling career. SLASH! Cody has ears and a tail, that's cute, huh? Read!
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,642 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Randy Orton, Cody Rhodes/Stardust - Complete
The Lie Behind His Eyes by NeroAnne reviews
Jeff likes to let everyone think that he’s happy being alone. He claims that love isn’t real. What if it were all a lie though? Caused by years of hidden abuse? And what if the only one who can see it…is the one who “hates” him the most? SLASH.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,804 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 9/3/2009 - CM Punk, Jeff Hardy - Complete
This Day Couldn't Get Better by InsanityRelapse reviews
Kurt is having the worst mornings and Puck isn't helping...or is he? SLASH PUCK/KURT Offensive Language, Suggestive Themes, Slight Spoilers, Angst Warning. DON'T LIKE? DON'T READ!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,238 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
A Sinful Fantasy by NeroAnne reviews
His baby brother and best friend are going out. He feels left out, so he makes a proposition with his best friend. Matt/Jeff/Adam. High School ficcy!
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 45,204 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Jeff Hardy, Matt Hardy - Complete
My Black Dahlia by Jamzy reviews
Randy Orton is a cop. Jeff Hardy is a prostitute, looking for his next fix. When the two meet, will things change? And if so, for the better? Warnings; Slash, language, adult themes, drug-use, talk of suicide attempts, strong sexual content.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 41,631 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Jeff Hardy, Randy Orton - Complete
Bliss by NeroAnne reviews
Sweet one-shot based on a dream I had. ?/Jeff, XD! You’re not gonna know, unless ya read! SLASH! Warning: mentions of mpreg.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,614 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Jeff Hardy - Complete
A Wretched Soul, Bruised With Adversity by kiwiana.inked reviews
Sam Winchester is fourteen years old when he falls in love. Rated for self-harm, language and incest
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Perfect by Hearts Desire reviews
Song-fic. Song by Simple Plan. Jeff trys to deal with the pressure of having a "perfect" brother
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/13/2003
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ShieldShots reviews
I realize the number of Shield one-shots I want to write are unsettling so I plan on putting them here.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,244 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Dean Ambrose, Roman Reigns, Tyler Black/Seth Rollins
Don't Look at Me Like That reviews
"You know what I think?" Silence "I think you've only been so mean to me because you like me" How could I tell him he's right? *SLASH* Eventual Evan Bourne/CM Punk
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 22,126 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 10/19/2011 - CM Punk, Evan Bourne
It'll Be Okay reviews
Roman yells at Dean and has to deal with the backlash. Seth Rollins/Roman Reigns/Dean Ambrose *Sorry for the sucky title/summary ONESHOT*
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Tyler Black/Seth Rollins, Dean Ambrose, Roman Reigns - Complete
Mrs Derek Hale reviews
Maybe Miss Patti Page should've found herself a man like my Derek. southernbelle!Stiles and regular old grumpy!Derek. *ONESHOT*
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Mistakes Made, Lessons Learned reviews
Bella works at a record store by day and as a prostitute by night to support her and her daughter Lee. When Lee's father, Edward comes back asking to be apart of Lee's life will Bella take him back or push him out and lose Lee in the process?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,662 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Edward, Bella
You Can Believe The HypeThe Angel Venom Story reviews
Anastasia's dream has always been to be a WWE superstar. She'll do what ever she has to, to become a champion. She didn't really factor in falling in love. Wade Barrett/OC/Cody Rhodes
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,925 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010
Tuesday 3 AM reviews
Phil remembers the life he used to have before Jeff left. Based off the song 'Tuesday 3 A.M. by Rebekah Jordan. One-shot the summary sucks but the story's good I promise...
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2011 - CM Punk, Jeff Hardy - Complete