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Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

Gender: Who cares?

Name: Is not Mo (short for 'Mo') Twain (short for nothing also), but that's what I'm going with.

Personality: Amazing (and stuff)

Boredom level: High (which is why I'm working on my profile)

Favorite Quotes: (likely under copywrite, I don't own them)


"The report of my death was an exaggeration." - Mark Twain

"The report of my death was an exaggeration. I only died once, not twice. I'm good." -A friend of mine after riding Kingda Ka

"NOOO!" - Luke Skywalker


"NOOO!" - The Doctor, Doctor Who

"NOOO!" - Benjamin Tennyson, Ben Ten Alien Force

"NOOO!" - Chowder, Chowder

"NOOO!" - Doctor Doofenshmirtz, Phineas and Ferb

"NOOO!" - Me, after finding out that the toothpaste is empty again

"To pass this test... you must... answer a math question!" -Guardian of the Promise

"Yes! Mathematical!" - Finn

"But you suck at math!" -Princess

"Oooh... right." -Finn

- Adventure Time

"Where am I? Abraham Lincoln?!" -Finn

"Finn, your body has been transported back in time, and to Mars, but that's not important, what's important is you must BELIEVE IN YOURSELF!" - Abraham Lincoln

"I BELIEVE!" -Finn (breaking out of the Ice Prison)

- The Original Adventure Time (the one on Youtube)

"Come to Candy Mountain, Charlie, come to Candy Mountain!" -creepy unicorn children

"Umm... No." Charlie the Unicorn.

-Charlie the Unicorn

"You're a wierdie!" -My mother to my little brother

"You're a wierdie!" -My brother to my mother

"...That was mean." -My mother to my little brother

-My actual life

"So... Obama got the Nobel Prize for Peace?" -Me

"Yeah." -My older brother

"...Why?" -Me

"No particular reason." -My older brother

"..." -Me

"Didn't he promise to give us healthcare or something?" -my older sister

"Yeah, which will cause us to be even more in debt, causing China to own us." -my older brother

"So... he got the Nobel Prize by selling us to the Chinese?" -Me

"Um... I think he got it for... no good reason at all." -my older sister

"..." -my older brother

"Politics are AWESOME!" -Me

(My little brother opens the freezer) "AHH!"

"What's wrong?" -Me

"Nevermind." -My little brother (gets a ice pop out of the freezer and shuts the door)

"What was it?" -My older sister

"Just a dead body." -My little brother (sucking on the ice pop)

"Do you hear that?" -Me

"It's just the zombies." -My older brother

"Again?" -Me

"They just need to realize that mindless, brainsucking beasts can't win against creatures of a superior intellect." -My older brother

"Don't you mean people who've done that Facebook quiz until they got the result that says they'll survive the zombie infestation?" -Me

"Exactly." -My older brother

"Did you know frogs can mutate to have extra arms and legs?" -My little brother

"Yeah." -Me

"... Did you know that sometimes it can even rain frogs?" -My little brother

"Yes." -Me

"... You're just saying that to sound smart!" -My little brother

"I'm the one who told you that." -Me

"Oh... right." -My little brother

"Sheesh." -Me

"Did you know that pencils aren't really made with lead anymore?" -My little brother

"That explains why you didn't die when I taught you to draw." -Me

"Yeah. Did you know that Leonardo DaVince is dead?" -My little brother

"Everyone knows that." -Me

"Oh. Did you know-" -My little brother

"Shut up and I'll make you cookies." -Me

"Finally!" -My little brother (saunters away)

(I blink, realizing I've just been manipulated by a four-year-old)

(Someone's last words)

Don't let it end like this! Tell them I said something!

End of Quotes

Favorite Color: Red, Green, Blue, Black, Brown, Orange, Yellow, etc.

Favorite thing to do: Read and Write, maybe watch T.V., I love Doctor Who, Drake and Josh, Castle, Big Time Rush, Chuck, and... lots of things... (random, huh?)

Favorite Music: Classics and maybe Jonas Brothers, some theme songs to superhero shows, ALL Phineas and Ferb songs, the soundtrack to Doctor Horrible's Sing-A-Long Blog, etc.

Well, that's really it. If I'm ever procrastinating on the stories I write to procrastinate on my school assignments I'll update my profile! Yeah!

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The Right to Live by Eilwynn reviews
Freed from her cage, Uzumaki Naruto sets out to show the world all that it takes for granted. Rated for safety. WARNING: FemNaruto, with eventual romantic relationships with male characters. (My one unfinished story.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 129,928 - Reviews: 1664 - Favs: 2,794 - Follows: 2,296 - Updated: 9/11/2016 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 14700 - Favs: 19,836 - Follows: 17,367 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Rats of NIMH by Raha reviews
ONE: All will bow to the Irken Reformation Company. TWO: All will conform to the Irken image. THREE: All non-Irken activities will cease immediately. FOUR: All individual thought will be banned. FIVE: All defects will be terminated. ALL! HAIL! IRK! ZADR. Coverart by neofox, colored by Ravestart.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,936 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Zim, Dib
Lost soul by LD 1449 reviews
The eve after Kyuubi's attack, Konoha is low on strength. The council agrees to turn Naruto into a living weapon. But years later, after Sarutobi's death, will Konoha's weapon continue to defend it? Or will he poise his blade to carve out their throats?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 117 - Words: 586,123 - Reviews: 10917 - Favs: 5,740 - Follows: 3,484 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Accidental Companions by Windschild8178 reviews
Guruko, one of Kakashi's dogs, ends up staying with Naruto because of an injury. However, along the way he discovers it's Naruto who really needs the help. But what can a dog do? Keywords: iendship.Dark.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 156,322 - Reviews: 2406 - Favs: 3,703 - Follows: 3,574 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Naruto U., Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto
The Demon experiments by Michi-nii reviews
A/U When genetically altered humans find themselves out of the lab, how will they react to the world around them? And how will others react to them?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,646 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
A Curious Thing by Konerok Hadorak reviews
Mysteries. We hate them, but they exist anyway. No one hates them more than stunned shinboi who wake up in a strange world. Maybe the answers lie among the stars, and the war about to explode. Naruto/Hinata, Naruto/Star Wars/EVE Online.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 92,665 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009
I Dream in Shades of Red by Ever-the-Optimist reviews
Naruto didn't regret anything that led him here. Because this was all for Sasuke, and he could never regret Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 71,119 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Dreamcatcher by Eternally Ebony reviews
After an accident invoving Gir and waffles, Zim is able to see the future in his dreams... and that's the least of his problems. Irkens are mysteriously found mangled on the Massive, and a certain big-headed stowaway doesn't help things at all... ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,767 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Zim - Complete
The Bond of Fox and Raven by Shampooing reviews
Will Sasuke change his destructive ways for a certain someone? Naruto is his only light. FemNaru / Naruko. SasuNaruko, SasuNaru. Oiroke Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,541 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Fox Mistress by Sniper Zero reviews
Naruto takes up Kyuubi's offer of turning him into a hanyou but after his transformation, he finds himself turned into a female. Now, Sasuke wants her as his mistress so he can build a stronger Uchiha clan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,307 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Gimme! by Kira Kei Jinx reviews
ZaDR. If you don't like yaoi, don't read. Zim is suddenly interested in human affection and only has one thing to demand of Dib. Gimme. Dib is jumping, literally, at the sound of Zim's command. But is this 'gimme' game as simple as it sounds?
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,485 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Dib, Zim - Complete
A Prisoners Silence by Windschild8178 reviews
Modern Konoha: The Soccer team rookie 12 soon find out that Naruto is far more than the loud loser he appears to be. Naruto starts to panic as they get closer to his secret. As the group searches through the past Naruto fights to protect the present.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 118,728 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 941 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Naruto U.
The Legend of Naruto & Sasuke by Gonrie reviews
Based on the legend of Orpheus & Eurydice though with a different ending. Naruto is the son of a half-god and unfortunately for him, he meets Sasuke, a fair-euh, I mean, a dryad who is not exactly friendly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,578 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto and the Goblet of Fire by Reidluver reviews
Unwillingly brought into a strange world, trying to hide your secrets, being there during a tournament that hasn't been held in over a century, and oh, having the most powerful wizard seeking you for your power. Simple? I think not.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 127,836 - Reviews: 1589 - Favs: 1,850 - Follows: 1,007 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto by FastForward reviews
Everyone knows where Naruto’s from. Everyone knows his world. What if Naruto’s world—wasn’t exactly what we thought it was? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,525 - Reviews: 2773 - Favs: 2,856 - Follows: 777 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Rage Spread Thin by Acier Glace reviews
AU Naruto is depressed and goes with his friends to a hot spring to relax. Odd things start to happen and they all center around Naruto. SasuNaru-main pair, others implied
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,046 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Orphaned Legacy by xxFrozenSn0wxx reviews
The day the Kyuubi attacked, the Yondaime somehow survived the sealing of the demon but the price was too high as his son, Kazama Naruto was taken instead, his body however was never found.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,508 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Dark Days, Dusty Dreams by Sirithiliel reviews
Zim has finally thought of the perfect way to stop Dib from interfering. But Dib may find that Zim’s plans are the least of his problems…
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,036 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/4/2007 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Dib, Zim
Tenten's Musings by SevenLevels reviews
Someone in the Naruto world needs to wonder, so it may as well be our dear little weapon’s mistress who doesn’t get nearly enough air time.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Tenten
In the Grey by flying metal child reviews
COMPLETE! A strange, one sided relationship begins to form between Dib and Zim. How will Zim handle Dib's advances when he can't feel the same physically? Zim's answer is a compromise. Each will get what he wants, one way or another...ZADR.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,400 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/22/2006 - Published: 4/7/2004 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Double Dare by Silvia Kundera reviews
Draco is a self-satisfied little bastard. Harry is ridiculously tolerant. Boys are stubborn. It's just like the books! Just shorter and gayer. (slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/6/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Jinchuuriki's Tears reviews
Abused by the first person she trusted, Naruto slowly edges along the path to recovery that is littered with adventures. FemaleNarutoxSasuke
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 101,003 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.