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Hiya you guys!

You might know me as a pervtastic hOOrette with lemony asides & a penchant for all things RPattz, an infamous Robp0rn pusher & dealer, Stormy's bitch and founder of Robp0rn Inc. & T(he)C(old)S(hower) Blog

As if that was not enough, I have now decided to write fanfic aswell...


Chapter 1: Harvard Can Wait - titled after the same-named fanfic by Tongue-Twied

Chapter 2: I love L.A. - titled after The Redhead Series by Alice Clayton (you can find the books on amazon! It's worth it!)

Chapter 3: Million Dollar Baby - titled after a book that is soon going to be published... Will keep you updated on this one!

Chapter 4: Darkness - titled after the same-named story by cherry.blossomz aka April Emerson

Chapter 5: Remembering Sunday - titled after the same-named story by Raptured Ignorance

Chapter 6: High Anxiety - titled after the same-named story by EdwardsBloodType

Chapter 7: No place like home - titled after the same-named story by tellingmelies

Chapter 8: Girl with a red umbrella - titled after the same-named story by justaskalice

Chapter 9: With the lights out - titled after the same-named story by cherry.blossomz

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My Life as a Trophy Wife by JennaRay reviews
Bella signs a contract with Edward to enter into a marriage based on financial gain. She's looking to take the easy road and instead finds a nearly impossible one she must travel on the path to finding herself, along with everything she never knew she wanted. This is the struggle of a broken little girl growing into the woman she's destined to be.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 394,054 - Reviews: 10973 - Favs: 6,362 - Follows: 8,401 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Bella, Edward
Lethal to Virtue by TheBondGirls reviews
Agent Edward Cullen hears the thoughts of those around him except for new recruit Isabella Swan. Will they control their feelings and work as a team in order to bring down the dark and dirty world hiding in Forks? Will virtue give way to vice?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,915 - Reviews: 2756 - Favs: 1,667 - Follows: 1,814 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Edward, Bella
There Will Be Blood by johnnyboy7 reviews
Edward Cullen,25,the son of a Chicago mob boss. He is second-in-command, cold and dangerous. Bella Swan,18,small town girl who has just enrolled as a freshman at Northwestern. A story about how love can survive in the cruelest of worlds.Very OCC.Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 48 - Words: 368,286 - Reviews: 12376 - Favs: 9,491 - Follows: 4,195 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Incubus Anomaly by elusivetwilight reviews
Incubus: a sex demon that visits women in the deep dark of the night. Edward relies on his special gifts to consume his prey. What happens when he meets the one woman immune to his unique abilities? M for dark lemons and dark themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,262 - Reviews: 6050 - Favs: 3,744 - Follows: 2,617 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bedroom Confessions by JandMsMommy reviews
Edward was investigating the perfect murder. Part of his job was to protect the only witness's identity from the murderer. But can he control his feelings for her, and can he handle the secrets she hides? AH;E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,983 - Reviews: 2573 - Favs: 1,668 - Follows: 851 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7703 - Favs: 9,090 - Follows: 2,568 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just Say Yes reviews
I heard you're a player so let's play a game. Let's talk 24/7. Let's play fight. Let's tell each other good morning and good night every day. Let's give each other nicknames. Let's hangout with each others' friends. Let's go on dates. Let's talk on the phone all night long. Let's hold each other. Let's kiss and hug. And whoever falls in love first... loses.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,034 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Edward, Bella