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Hello! This is Zalika. I'm really really sorry. I finally remembered that I created this account three years ago and never did anything with it. My sister Felisa, 11, hacked into this about 4 months ago. She started to review and write. Fabiana had no part in this.

MY ELEVEN YEAR OLD SISTER HAS FAKED ME AND FABBY. EVERYTHING THAT SAYS FROM THE WESTERS, ZALIKA OR FABIANA WAS NOT US! IT WAS MY ELEVEN YEAR OLD SIS. SHE WROTE WILD SEX AND SNOGGING, NOT ME.

let me explain,

i have four emails, i check 3 of them everyday and I rarely check the one all the fanfic emails are sent to. I checked weasleysaresexy@gmail.com like 2 days ago. Imagine the surprise when i found out I had a review from someone I've never heard of about a story I've never heard of. I clicked the link to the story and found this story with bad sentences and had several sexual scenes in it. I starting reading the A/N and my name and Fabiana's name was on everything. I finally decided to question my lil sis. She tried to lie and say she didn't know anything and that is was Amethyst-Electra, 13, I didn't believe her so I questioned Ame. She said she had walked in on Felisa writing a sexual scene and Felisa blackmailed her into not telling anyone. So, she didn't. So, I'm SO SORRY for everyone who wasted their time. The story Felisa was writing, Wild Sex and Snogging, will be discontinued. When Felisa turns thirteen she will gain control of this but so far this will be dormant for 2 years. Sorry to any people who actually like the story. Maybe she will work on her skills and will return in 2 years.

Rachel "Zalika" Wester

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50 Things Sirius Black Is Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Remus tapes a list of things that Sirius Is Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts onto their door.RLSB SLASH!TENTH AND LAST ONESHOT POSTED!Number 49/50:Tell Dumbledore that his beard is erotic...and then attempt to stroke it seductively.Read and review!COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,419 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
50 Things James Potter Is Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Lily writes a list of things that James is forbidden to do. 4 Sing 'I'm Too Sexy' whilst wearing a bright pink tutu and ballet shoes. 5 Sing 'I'm Too Sexy' whilst attempting to grope McGonagall. FOURTH ONESHOT POSTED :
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,060 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 7/19/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
All There Is by Bedelia reviews
George disappears after the war. Hermione is sent on a quest to find him and help him heal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,407 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Gimme More by LoveJessPromise reviews
Fred, George, Hermione, PWP. NO TWINCEST! MATURE Content Warning! A grouping a stories with no real plot, just the good stuff. Twins and Hermione in differenet scenes and settings in each chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
The Way You Look Tonight by WeasleyWizardingWheezes12 reviews
A scandal caused her to leave so many years ago. Now fate brings him together. Can she handle telling him the truth, and can he handle hearing it? DH non epilogue compliant, GW/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 97,494 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Rules of Conduct by BittyBlueEyes reviews
A potion study gone terribly wrong causes Hermione and Fred to see each other in a whole new way. soul-switching *Complete*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,491 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 1,199 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 9/29/2009 - [Fred W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Secrets, Secrets Are So Fun by sexyweasley reviews
Every family has their secrets. Read about the best kept one. Femmeslash. Incest. Weaslyx5/Granger. PURE SMUT. Don't like? Don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Complete
We'll Always Have Paris by The Sexy Muggle Librarian reviews
After a disastrous breakup with Ron, Hermione flees to Paris. Will the City of Love begin to work its magic on her? Please see the mature rating.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,102 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
Seven Sleepless Nights by WeasleyForMe reviews
With swirling thoughts and a hectic schedule, Hermione finds herself unable to sleep. When George shares his secret with her and keeps her company, she finds another, sweeter reason to stay up late. Hermione/George
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,536 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Elaborate Plans by Euphoria123 reviews
George tries to woo Hermione. Hermione however seems to remain clueless.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Sweater Tag by cr8vgrl reviews
When Ron breaks up with her and destroys her job, Hermione is presented with an opportunity to work with his brothers at WWW. But George seems interested with her, and she with him, despite the suddenness. And then there's the sweater tag.... ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,236 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/21/2009 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
Protecting Siblings by Lissa Roxford reviews
One shot: When someone hurts Ginny, Hermione is determined to make them pay. Meanwhile, a crush has the potential to turn into something more. Hermione/George.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,300 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Engaged Before the First Date by iheartwriting reviews
When the Ministry decides to enforce a marriage law, Hermione finds herself engaged to George Weasley. The two are already bonded by a secret only they share, and they grow even closer as they face their impending marriage vows. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 93,125 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 1,446 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Once Upon a Time Come True by atruwriter reviews
The Life and Love of George Weasley. :George/Hermione:
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,583 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/24/2009 - [George W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Infinite Epiphany by Delle Tuh reviews
A string of M-rated oneshots. You pick the pairings! See inside for more details. Complete. Last Chapter: Ron and Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 53,435 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Complete
True Love's Kiss by Drivelicious reviews
Hermione is given a potion by well meaning friends. Now she is forced to kiss all of her crushes -past and present- until she finds her true love. The question is, who is it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,140 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Enough by Theolyn reviews
A decade after Fred's death, George has finally found peace. But is peace alone enough? HG/GW. DH Epilogue non-compliant. Now Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,361 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Something in her Eye by Twin Exchange reviews
Hermione has something in her eye, its just lucky George is there to give her a helping hand, or two. Gift for WeasleyForMe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Eight Years by Drivelicious reviews
Hermione thought that using her time turner would help save lives; instead she found herself back in time and falling for the wrong Weasley. HG&BW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,715 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Hermione G., Bill W. - Complete
I Dream of Ginger by albe-chan reviews
Fantasy becomes reality one night for Hermione when she walks in on the Weasley twins. SEX. SLASH. TWINCEST. THREESOME. FWGWHG. MATURE. ONESHOT. For I'm Just Drawn That Way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 47 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Be Mine by Drivelicious reviews
Hermione's crush on Charlie is about to be exposed thanks to one of George's products. Is it possible that Charlie feels the same? Just a sweet little story. T for minor language. HG&CW Post DH but not epilogue compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,161 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
9, 3, 1 by atruwriter reviews
The nine Weasleys that love Hermione, the three that wanted more, and the one that vowed forever. [Sequel to 'Just In Case']
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,695 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/27/2007 - [Hermione G., Charlie W.] - Complete
Of Arranged Marriages and Butterbeers by Fred's bride reviews
She was the most brilliant witch of her time. Had the most powerful wizard as her best friend. And was loved by the whole Weasley family. But all thats about to change as the marriage law gets passed. Now she finds herself at eighteen and forced to marry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 65,930 - Reviews: 1538 - Favs: 1,446 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 3/20/2006 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 1,438 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete