Author has written 1 story for Andromeda, and Battlestar Galactica: 2003.
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Fourty- Nine laws of Anime:
Originally compiled and edited by Darrin Bright and Ryan Shellito
1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity
2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation
3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics
4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion
5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion
6. Law of Temporal Variability
7. First Law of Temporal Mortality
8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality
9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis
10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity
11. Law of Inherent Combustability
12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission
13. Law of Energetic Emission
14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude
15. Law of Inexhaustability
16. Law of Inverse Accuracy
17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability
18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity
19. Law of Demonic Consistency
20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability
21. Law of Tactical Unreliability
22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability
23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality
24. Law of Americanthropomorphism
25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality
26. Law of Feline Mutation
27. Law of Conservation of Firepower
28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence
29. Law of Melee Luminescence
30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism
31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability
32. Law of Follicular Permanence
33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics
34. Law of Probable Attire
35. Law of Musical Omnipotence
36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination
37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance
38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission
39. Law of Inverse Attraction
40. Law of Nasal Sanguination
41. Law of Xylolaceration
42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence
43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia
44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation
45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis
46. Law of Flimsy Incognition
YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN 2009 WHEN...
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job.
8.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
7.) You consider safe driving qualities to be texting your BFF while eating.
8.) You use LOL in everyday conversations.
10.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
11.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
12.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
13.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
14.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
LOL When I first read this I laughed my ass off. Unfortunatly it's not mine.
Ways to Annoy the Na’vi...
by Essence of Gold
#1 Wear the seeds of their sacred trees as false moustaches.
#2 Insist they stay totally still so that you can use their little phosphorescent spots as reading lights.
#3 Hang around their tree-village wearing a checked shirt and holding a large axe. It makes them nervous.
#4 Shred leaves absently as you speak. Snap off a twig and twirl it idly between your fingers.
#5 Walk through the forest exclaiming at every other bush you pass. Stop for quarter-hour intervals to examine a ‘really interesting pebble’. When they complain, insist that you are merely ‘feeling the forest around you’.
#6 Declare that their tails are useless and only there for show, while balancing precariously over a dizzying void.
#7 As you watch Tsu’tey train, remark loudly, ‘you know, I think Jake has the edge!’ and vice-versa when watching Jake. Laugh when they snap whatever they’re holding.
#8 Gather large handfuls of leaves, and hand them to Neytiri. When she asks you what they’re for, stare pointedly at her body.
#9 Smoke. Ask Mo’at where she keeps her marijuana.
#10 When they are putting on their war paint, lunge at random people with a wet sponge, insisting that there’s a smudge you absolutely must fix. Use up all their paint and offer them felt tips.
#11 Gaze fixedly at Neytiri as she hangs opposite you in her hammock. Wait until she turns huffily away. When she ventures to turn over again, she will find that you are now staring through a large pair of binoculars. Vary your routine with various types of eyewear – novelty glasses, telescopes and a long periscope all the way up from the forest floor work well.
#12 ‘Accidentally’ tread on every single tail that you pass on your way to your seat around the fire. Every. Single. Tail.
#13 Swing Neytiri’s hammock, veeerrry gently, but getting faster and faster, when she is trying to go to sleep. Time the seconds until she snaps, then complain she has ‘anger issues’.
#14 Play rap music. Loudly.
#15 Sing along (badly) to the rap music, incorporating words of the N’avi language. Claim you are using it as a ‘learning aid’.
#16 Abandon your Avatar body at odd moments; in the middle of one of Neytiri’s nature-hugging lectures or whenever there is any work to be done are good times. Of course you weren’t slacking, the evil general terminated your connection suddenly, risking your life and sanity! They should be sympathetic!
It's not mine but still funny as hell !! :D
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. 'What should Ichigo say if he woke up and saw he was in Yoruichi's body...?')
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
Copy and paste this into your portfolio if you do at least one of these things.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, deathxbyxdawnxgurl, weasleybabe24, ga nat nat, evil older sister, Frozenfan, slygirl16, JForward, TARDISWhore, Rose, Rokudaime Kunoichi, Black Red Tensai, Centralion,erttheking, The Canadian Empire
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
98 percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile!!
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings! If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile! LONG LIVE PLUTO!
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This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
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