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Hey everyone!!! So this is my awesome profile! I love IGGY!!!!

So your not confused, i was known as FireBreathingCowGirlzWithWingz, but due to some technicalities, i changed it more to suite myself. Obviously i love Iggy so the Iggys part of the name means that i am his. The Pyro part means that i love fire, i love being a pyro. The Tribute part is because i love the hunger games and the in the dark part is beacause i love the dark and isnt that practically how we all are, in the dark about the realities of life?

People give percentages of girls that would:

stop breathing, eating, living etc

if Fang or Edward told them to

I'm with the smart ones that stand back with Iggy and laugh at the cows that follows

92 percent of American teens would die if Fang told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would tell Fang to get over himself and then shove him back in your basement where he belongs. Then, you would resurrect the 92 percent of overzealous fangirls and use them as your zombie army to take over Canada and rename it Canadia where you would rule as Queen with Iggy by your side as your extremely hot king who has no real political power except to stand there and make you look good.

Gender: Female

NickNames: You can call me Arianna

Age: Like I'm going to tell you!!

Birthday: April

Obsessions: Reading, Hot Guyz, Iggy, Christian, Adrian, Tray, Writting, Singing and dancing randomly, Horses, Eating, Random Googling, Chillin with my Besties.

More personal Info:

I'm about 165 cm about. Lets just say im '5"5. I have brown hair shoulder length and a lighter brown with a few natural red and the occational random blonde bit. I have pale blue eyes with brown speaks. I'm overly curvy. I hate being curvy becasue it makes it impossible to know if a guy likes you or is just using you! I love maximum ride books and IGGY!


i love to write. If i could be anything ever, i would be an author. I also love the Vampire academy books and have another unhealthy obsession with Christian and love Adrian as well. Most kids at school think we are weird and we're not very popular. We have like our own little unpopular group we hang out with. We are constantly getting in fights with one of the boy's who hates Fanfiction. I know, a real loser right? We, well I more then others, hate the popular kids at school, i swear they're here to make my life Hell.

Dont keep it real, Arianna

You Are Pulling A Stunt Like The Flock Would When...

You have pulled a Max when: You make a snap decision without taking a lot of things into account.

You have pulled a Fang when: You are so deathly quiet it can be annoying sometimes.

You have pulled an Iggy when: You are given some string and a bunch of food, and you have the skill to either blow it up or cook something epic.

You have pulled a Nudge when: You can talk for 5 minutes straight without even thinking or letting anyone say anything.

You have pulled a Gazzy when: You fart super loud and the smell is capable of making someone pass out.

You have pulled an Angel when: You act sweet and innocent but in reality you are a plotting little villian.


...I kill you.

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (why wait that long)

2) Thou shall not do drugs. (alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart. (Walmart has a bigger selection)

4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism. (destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5) Thou shall not steal from your parents. (everyone knows grandma has more money)

6) Thou shall not get into fights. (Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)

7) Thou shall not skip class. (just take the whole day off)

8) Thou shall not strip in class. (Hooters pays more)

9) Thou shall not think about having sex. (like Nike says, "just do it")

10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street. (just leave'm in the middle)


37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

Maximum Ride Quotes!!

"I know everything, as I continue to remind you." -Fang

"I love Nudge, I really do. But that motor mouth of her's could have turned mother Theresa into an Axe murderer" - Max from Maximum Ride

"Yes! Freaks RULE!" Fang

"Fang! This is a huge break! Of course we should go check it out!"
"But we're grounded."
stare at each other for a second and burst out laughing Max and Fang

"I look like prep school Barbie. looks at Max Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just Barbie's friend." Nudge

"Captain, like the captain of a ship. And then Terror, you know, T-E-R-O-R." Gasman

"You...are...a...fridge...with wings. We're...freaking...ballet...dancers." Fang

"Fang, Fang, Fang. I love you. I love you sooo much." "Oh, jeez." Max and Fang

"Pick a tree. I'll go carve our initials in it." Fnick

"Because all you mad, evil scientists sit around whipping up batches of Pillsbury's finest during your coffee breaks." Max

"I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent. so people are choking and gagging; and let's throw beef jerky in their eyes! Now, that's a plan!" -Iggy

"Well, I have a highly developed sense of irony." Iggy

"Fang? Are you - like Max?"
"Nope. I'm the smart one." Dr. Martinez and Fang

"Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica." Fang

"Oh yeah,'cause Fang is all about the wordy sharing of feelings." Max

"'Iggy, this is not a democracy," I said understanding his fear but not being able to do anything about it. "It's a Maxocracy.'"-From Max Ride: The Angel Experiment

"Ok, so that did me in. Mr. Rock being all emotional? Expressing feelings?..., total flock hug, and I put my head on Fang's shoulder and cried."- Max, MR4

"The one thing I really can't stand is when Max and the others are in pain or upset. Not upset as in angry or teed off, 'cause God knows if that got to me I'd be totally out of luck." -Fang

"I let my jaw drop open, looking from him to Fang and back, and then Iggy was smiling huge in a way he never does, and Fang was grinning in a way he hardly ever does, and I felt like skipping around like a ballerina, which i promise you, I never, ever do." -Max, MR4

"I feel like pudding. Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain." -- Iggy

Favorite Vampire Academy Quotes:

"You can't force love, I realized. It's there or it isn't. If it's not there, you've got to be able to admit it. If it is there, you've got to do whatever it takes to protect the ones you love."

"No. If I let myself love you, I won't throw myself in front of her. I'll throw myself in front of you."

"You will lose what you value most, so treasure it while you can."

"My heart shattered. My world shattered. It hadn't been me Rhonda was talking about. It hadn't even been Dimitri's life. It had been his soul."

"And I set off, off to kill the man I loved."

"You're burned into my mind forever. There is nothing, nothing in this world that will ever change that."

"Roza. You forgot my first lesson: Don't hesitate."

Rose: "Tell me again. One more time. Why do you want to awaken me so badly?"
Dimitri: "Because I want you. I've always wanted you."
And thats when I knew. I finally realized the problem. He'd given the same answer over and over, and each time
something about it had bothered me. I'd never been able to pinpoint it, thought. Now I could. He wanted me. Wanted me in the way
people wanted possessions or collectibles. The Dimitri I'd known...the one I'd fallen for and slept with... that Dimitri would have said he wanted us to be together because he loved me. There was no love here.

"My life's a disaster."

"I've given up on you. Love fades. Mine has."

"Keeping love buried was a lot like keeping anger pent up, I'd learned. It just ate you up inside until you wanted to scream or kick something."

"He's hot-- Like the hot that makes your stop walking on the street and get hit by traffic."

"How do you not know where the heart is? Especially considering how many of them you've broken?"

"Karma's a real bitch."

"Is that your subtle way of calling me a slut?"

"Because its that simple. I love you and I don't want to keep pretending that I don't."

"Hey Mason, wipe the drool off your face. If you're going to think about me naked, do it on your own time.”
"This is my time, Hathaway. I'm leading today's session.”
"Oh yeah?" I retorted. "Huh. Well, I guess this is a good time to think about me naked, then.”
"It's always a good a time to think about you naked."

"Don't worry, I won't bite. At least not in the way you're afraid of."

"You did not just say that. I have the feeling were on the verge of hugging and coming up with cute nicknames for each other."
"I already have a nickname for you, but I'll get n trouble if I say it in class."

"Some part of you will always...fight to cling to life and experience all it has.
Thats why your so reckless in the things you do. You don't hold back your feelings,
your passion, your anger. It makes you remarkable. It makes you dangerous."

Recipe for hottness: 98 human 2 bird 68 Pyro 49 chef 2 Blindness = 219 HOT!! if you know who I'm talking about here and agree copy and paste this into your profile.

If you knew that Iggy is allergic to gum because you are an obsessed Iggy fangirl and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile

If really you are so in love with Iggy that you think he's real and will come for you one day copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would kick Ella's scrawny ass so that you could have Iggy copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile.

Iggy: 98 percent human, 2 percent bird, 100 percent gorgeous! If you agree with that statement copy and paste it into your profile.

If you are madly in love with Iggy copy and paste this into your profile.( I love Iggy so much it's not even funny!

If you think Iggy is hot...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think Iggy is hot...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessively, uncontrollably, in love with Iggy, post this in your profile

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed

Emmett's the strongest.
Rosalie's the hottest.
Edward's the fastest.
Bella's the clumsiest
Alice's the quirkiest.

But only Jasper can sit in a corner and STILL make everyone feel jealous.

I am the girl...

I am the girl who locked herself in the bathroom at Friendly's and refused to come out until she'd finished reading The Deathly Hallows

I am the girl who got in a screaming match on the street over Team Edward versus Team Jacob.

I am the girl who argued with random strangers over “Severus Snape: Friend Or Foe?” at the mall.

I am the girl who burst into tears at Subway when she finished reading Freak The Mighty.

I am the girl who forced her mom to drive her to the mall so she could buy Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports the day she finished School’s Out -- Forever.

I am the girl who was once literally bored to tears in school.

I am the girl who never sleeps at night.

I am the girl whose brother tried to start a mosh pit at her first school dance.

I am the girl who found out about The Atlantis Complex over GoogleBuzz.

I am the girl who decided to pull a Saint Fang and kidnap Iggy.

I am the girl who can fall asleep while listening to screamo at full blast on headphones on a school bus full of screaming people.

I am the girl on youtube who gets in comment wars constantly.

I am the girl who nicknamed someone named Arnold “Enrique Fillippe Junior Cortez”.

I am the girl with heavy metal in her blood.

I am the girl who held a funeral for her laptop.

I am the girl who is severely romantically-challenged.


1. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

2. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

3. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

4. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

5. When you are confused, I will use little words.

6. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have.

7. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.

This is my oath. I pledge it until the end. "Why?" you may ask. Because you are my friend. Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can truly feel its warmth.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

Stupid friends- Boys are so insensitive, immature, dumb, unwanting of relationships and just plain dumb! Me- but...We're in the sixth grade...

Girly girl-Omg! My pants have dirt on them!! I HAVE TO CALL MY MOM!! Me- #ROLLS IN MUD You guys just don't get it.

Boys- You're wierd! Me- Coming from the people who fart and sneeze at the same time. Whatever.

Girly girl-Ew, whats with your face? Me-It's called a REAL smile, you should try it some time.


Girly girl-Oh, heeeeey Boy! winks me- Yo, man hows it going? Smiles

Girly girl- One hair sticks out Omg! Look how messy my hair is! Me- Leaves and grass stick out You still don't get it...

Girly girl- Of course I get out of bed looking this good! Me- I get out of bed and look like the boogie monster.

girly Girl- sleeps perfectly like sleeping beauty Me- snores loudly, kicks the sheet off, almost drowns in drool

Spoiled brat- But mom!! EVERYONE has an Iphone, and I don't! iT"S NOT FAIR!! Spoiled brats mom-no sweetie. Spoiled brat- I HATE YOU! YOU DONT LOVE MEEEEE!! crys

Me- Hey mom, can I get this book? Mom- no. Me- okay. do you see the differences here?

the good guys don't always win.-Idk

The good guys don't always win...JUST KIDDING!!-me

dad-look, fairytales ARE NOT REAL, got it? Me-Yeah, i get it... mumbles My pet Griffin would so eat you right now! dad- what? Me- Love you dad!

aunt- look, kitty is in a better place now, okay? Me- Nu uh, its in hole in the ground with worms eating him. Aunt- who took your soul?

Girly girl- ee-choo! Me- Ah...ah.. AHH-CHOOO!!

If you rearrange the following words, you'll find that the same letters spell the given definition. Someone out there either has too much

spare time, or is really good at Scrabble.

Dormitory: Dirty room

Astronomer: Moon starer

George Bush: He bugs Gore

The eyes: They see

Slot machine: Cash lost in me

Desperation: A rope ends it

Presbyterian: Best in prayer

Election results: Lies! Let's recount

Snooze alarm: Alas! no more z's

Eleven plus two: Twelve plus one

Mother in law: Woman Hitler

The Morse code: Here come dots

A decimal point: I'm a dot in place

I'm the kind of girl who walks into a door and apoligizes.

I'm the kind of girl who would rather act stupid than smart.

I'm the kind of girl who would burst out laughing in a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

I'm the kind of girl who would get fired at the M&M's company for throwing out the w's.

I'm the kind of girl who would rather love a guy from a book than in real life.

I'm the kind of girl who gets drunk off soda and loves every minute of it.

I went to a party, Mom, I remembered what you said.

You told me not to drink, Mom, so I drank soda instead.

I really felt proud inside, Mom, the way you said I would.

I didn't drink and drive, Mom, even though the others said I should.

I know I did the right thing, Mom, I know you are always right.

Now the party is finally ending, Mom, as everyone is driving out of sight.

As I got into my car, Mom, I knew I'd get home in one piece.

Because of the way you raised me, so responsible and sweet.

I started to drive away, Mom, but as I pulled out into the road,

the other car didn't see me, Mom, and hit me like a load.

As I lay there on the pavement, Mom, I hear the policeman say,

the other guy is drunk, Mom, and now I'm the one who will pay.

I'm lying here dying, Mom. . . I wish you'd get here soon.

How could this happen to me, Mom? My life just burst like a balloon.

There is blood all around me, Mom, and most of it is mine.

I hear the medic say I'll die in a short time.

I just want to tell you, Mom, I swear I didn't drink.

It was the others, Mom. The others didn't think.

He was probably at the same party as I.

The only difference is, he drank and I will die.

Why do people drink, Mom? It can ruin your whole life.

I'm feeling sharp pains now. Pains just like a knife.

The guy who hit me is walking, Mom, and I don't think it's fair.

I'm lying here dying, and all he can do is stare.

Tell my brother not to cry, Mom. Tell Daddy to be brave.

And when I go to heaven, Mom, put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave,

Someone should have told him, Mom, not to drink and drive,

If only they had told him, Mom, I would still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mom. I'm becoming very scared.

Please don't cry for me, Mom. When I needed you, you were always there.

I have one last question, Mom, before I say goodbye.

I didn't drink and drive, so why am I the one to die?

I saw this on a friends' profile, and I cried when I read it. Hundreds of people die every day because of DWI. And most of them are teenagers. Shouldn't this stop? This waste of life? Copy and paste this to your profile if you agree.

I'm just ME. A simple girl living her life the way one SHOULD be.

Walmart pranks!-found it on someone elses profile, had to copy it, it is so funny.

1) Scream into the intercom, "SSSPPPPAAAARRRTTTAAAA!!"

2) Hide in the circular clothes racks and when someone walks by, whisper, "Buy me... Take me with you..."

3) Pretend to be a ninja.

4) While you're pretending to be a ninja, roll across the floor of the lobby while humming Mission: Impossible.

5) Get a friend and have them push you around in a cart. After you get enough speed have them let you go so you're heading straight down one of the aisles, and then scream "WE'RE GONNA CRASH!" and proceed to make exploding noises.

6) Go into a random aisle and knock all of the items onto the floor. If someone finds you while you're doing that, give them and eye twitch, say "It's finally clean!" and run away screaming.

7) Call Walmart over and over for three hours, each time adopting a new accent, and see if they notice it's the same number.

8) Climb one of the shelves (not a tall one, unless it's bolted to the ground, DO NOT SUE ME IF YOU GET HURT!) and throw tennis balls at random people when they walk by, and if they look in your direction yell "Crap! MISSION FAILED! ABORT!"

9) Take a permanent marker and on all of the Barbie dolls boxes draw mustaches in front of the faces.

10) Do exactly the same with Hannah Montana dolls.

11) Go into the lingerie aisle (if you're a girl) or the condom aisle (either boy or girl) and fill up a whole cart with them, then attempt to check out. If they let you buy them but give you weird looks, mutter incoherently, throw one of the items at them, and then leave the store talking a bit too loud about people judging everybody these days.

12) Go into the G.I. Joe aisle, and if no one is there, put a tape recorder behind one of them that has something like the following on it: "Hey! Hey you! Come over here. That's right, now..." and then improvise, and play this tape whenever a little kid walks up. (Just don't get caught, believe me, it doesn't end well especially when the parents find you harrassing their kid. :P)

13) When someone announces something over the intercom, assume the fetal position and scream, "ITS THE VOICES AGAIN!"

14) Use one of the security cameras as a mirror and pick your nose.

15) Set all of the alarm clocks in the House wares aisle to go off every five minutes.

16) Jam a Star Wars lightsaber (saver?) into the security system (idk what they're called) things at the doors and stand there staring at it while it beeps. When someone comes over to see what's wrong tilt your head with one hand on your chin and say, "Well how did that get there?"

17) In the bike aisle take one of them out and ride it around the store, chasing random people.

18) Move a "Caution: Wet Floor" sign to a place with carpet.

19) Make a trail of red food coloring to the bathrooms.

20) If a clerk asks to help you say hysterically, "Why won't you people leave me alone!?"

22) In the most crowded part of the store keep glancing anxiously at the ceiling/lights and see if others start staring at them too.

24) Walk up to random people and tell a different Chuck Norris joke every time.

25) Walk up to a random person and hug them, saying, "I missed you! How's that pet (insert most random animal here) of yours?" really loudly. When you stop hugging them see if they'll play along if they think they've forgotten you. (It's really funny when that happens)

My name is May
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake
I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry," I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is May
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.
Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

If you care at all about this poor child, paste it onto your profile, before it's too late...
This is about school shootings.
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though, deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I had to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"In memory of the Columbine and & Virginia Tech students who were lost,Please if you would,Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For those who didn't get to say "Good-bye,"


Guess what...I ran with scissors, and lived!

One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And ran to save the two dead boys.
And if you don't believe it's true,

A shot to kill the pain,
A pill to drain the shame,
A purge to stop the gain,
A cut to break the vein,
A smoke to ease the crave,
A drink to win the game;
an addiction's an addiction
because it always hurts the same

Some say the world will end in fire,

Some say in Ice.

From what i've tasted of desire

I hold with those who favour fire.

But if i had to perish twice,

I think i know enough of hate

To sat that for destruction Ice is also great

And will suffice.

Post this on your profile if you hate racism

What A Boyfriend Should Do/Remember

When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong
When she ignore's you, Give her your attention
When she pull's away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect herWhen she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking baby?"


You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
Its hilarious when people get hurt
You've played with/against boys on a team
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an XBox
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect baseball/football cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
Its kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, blue, red, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.



You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You're in gymnastics/dance. (Daaance )
It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (YES but i don't wear make-up)
You smile alot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as a little kd.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything.


By Arianna

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. write the name of a person of the opposite sex. Iggy

2. which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green. Red and Black

3. your first initial? B

4. your month of birth? April

5. which color do you like more, black or white? Black

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Maggie

7. your favorite number? 11

8. do you like California of Florida more? CALIFORNIA

9. do you like the lake or ocean more? Ocean

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.) Keep my boyfriend

are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don't cheat--)

The Answers

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and you life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you're initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If You were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever

July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change.

white: You will have a friend who completely confides in ykou and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hours and it will come true before your next birthday

Why girls are so awesome:

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

16. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

17. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

18. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

19. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

20. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

21. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

22. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

23. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

24. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

25. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

26. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Month one

I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile


you randomly check your email every five minutes while on the computer, copy this into your profile and write your name: MysticalPearl, MaxWing,sk8rchickmax,BlackwingRainbowtips. MyNameIsCAL, FireBreathingCowGirlzWithWingz,

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, MysticalPearl,MaxWing,sk8rchickmax,Blackwingsrainbowtips, MyNameIsCAL, FireBreathingCowGirlzWithWingz,

If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you think Max and Fang should get together now copy and paste this into your profile.

If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you wish that you could fly so much it hurts, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!

If you're absoloutely, uncrontollably in love with Fang, copy this into your profile

If you've ever imagined killing off a fictional character to steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this in your profile

If James Patterson needs to get it all together, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessively, uncontrolably, in love with Fang, post this in your profile

If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you read Maximum Ride School's Out - Forever in under 5 hours copy this into your profile.

If you read Maximum Ride Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports in under two hours, copy this into your profile.
If you read all the Maximum Ride books in under 5 hours, copy this into your profile.

If you have/ wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you have the release date of MR3, Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports marked on your calendar, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are like Max, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you still laugh re-reading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have an increasingly sophisticated and extensive vocabulary, situate this in your characterization.

If you hate pasting stuff, suck it up and paste this anyway!

If you think rainbows are wonderful, post this in your profile.

If you think Max and Fang should just get over themselves and get together already, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog), and you don’t care, copy and paste this is your profile.

If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile.

If you are a Maximum Ride Fanatic, put this on your profile.

If you think Fang is a stud, put this on your profile.

If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile.

If you are obsessively, uncontrolably, in love with Fang post this in your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile.

If your view on Maximum Ride is that there are much worse things you could be addicted to, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe that fictional characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you solemnly swear you are up to no good copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessively, uncontrolably, in love with Fang, post this in your profile

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight and Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, flyaway111, MyNameIsCAL, FireBreathingCowGirlzWithWings,

More Randomz:

You Know You're Obsessed With Maximum Ride When...

1. You're friends think you're crazy for being obsessed with six flying kids and their talking dog.
2. You see someone in a white lab coat then run off screaming.
3. You've called one of your siblings/friends/family members Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy, or Angel.
4. You refuse to talk to anyone who's named Ari.
5. You claim you have wings.
6. You drool when you hear the word 'Fang'.
7. You daydream about meeting the flock.
8. You've reread Maximum Ride about 3 times or more.
9. You look for the flock's theme songs and get excited when you find one that fits perfect.
10. You study about birds.
11. You hate science class/refuse to dissect any type of animal.
12. You have a crush on Iggy or Fang or both.
13. You read Fang's blog daily. Even though you know it's JP talking.
14. You're waiting for your 'Nick Ride'.(When I was little I met a boy that looked like Fang, smiled like Fang and talked like Fang. I didn't read MR and so I got peeved at him for being silent and brooding and cute and staring. And so I threatened him. He seemed amused.)
15. You are counting down the days for the next book. (Which is coming out, ironically, in 2012.)
16. You will go to the first opening for the movie, even if it's at midnight.
17. You look in the mirror cautiously to make sure your reflection is not an Eraser.
18. You hate dog crates.
19. You think scientists are evil.
20. You argue with people if Max is a girl's name or a guy's.
21. When your spending the night at a friend's, you say you'll take first watch.
22. You've found a new respect for blind people.
23. You think MR is the best series ever and you want to meet James Patterson, author.
24. You say 'U and A' a lot.
25. You think you have a Voice like Max.
26. You've gotten your Online Friends hooked on it.
27. You use sarcastic remarks from MR.
28. You know what 'Fax' is.
29. You were one of the characters from MR for Halloween.
30. You claim to have brain attacks.
31. You protect your thoughts. Angel might be reading them.
32. You give a crazy look to people who don't know what MR is.
33. You daydream of flying.
34. You love chocolate chip cookies.
35. You seriously felt like you were in the book.
36. If you want to become a writer because of MR
37. If they make a poster, shirt, key-chain, button, anything MR you will buy it.
38. If you love Fan-fiction.
39. In school, it's hard to concentrate because you're thinking of Maximum Ride.
40. You want a talking dog.

Things Maximum Ride has Taught Us:
1. Being different is okay.
2. Even the little things can help save the world.
3. Red-heads are evil!!
4. Love always makes itself known. Even if it takes you five books and fourteen years of your life to see it, it's there.
5. 6-year-olds do have the ability to take over the world.
6. Duct tape is a handy tool if you have a mimicking 8-year-old.
7. The loss of a vet would be a tragedy.
8. Dressing in dark clothes and never talking does not make you emo; it makes you Fang-like.
9. French is the universal language.
10. Fang-sized is an acceptable form of measurement.
11. Count your blessings.
12. Teen magazines don't help you in life or death situations.
13. Nachos and Moutain Dew are proper mind controlling devices.
14. Fang has the power to sum up your life story in nine words.
15. Even a kick-ass, leader of a merry band of mutants like Max can make mistakes.
16. Never get hooked on Valium.
17. The best breed of dogs are talking Scotties!!
18. If one cannot be corrupted by power or money, there's always Snicker's bars.
19. It is okay to sell your soul for a chocolate-chip cookie.
20. Kids are better than adults.
21. You'll know the Apocalypse is coming when Max is wearing a dress.
22. The best cooks are blind pyros.
23. Submarines are tiny tin cans of doom.
24. Desert rat should always be cooked to well-done.
25. School really is an evil place.
26. Teachers really are out to get you.
27. Remember to flap.
28. Only one bird kid could pull off preppy Top-Siders.
30. The order of power: God, Jesus, Chuck Norris, Max, Fang, Angel, Iggy, Gazzy, Nudge, Total, humans, animals. Brigid, Sam and Lissa don’t make the list.


You like being in charge.

You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.

You were voted Class President.

You do what’s best for everyone.

You think you have what it takes to run for President.

You think every problem has a solution.

You love showing off.

You like plane rides

You are hydrophobiac



You feel at home in the water.

Your favourite vacation place is at the beach.

You enjoy snorkelling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.

You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.

You visit the local pool on a regular basis.

You swim professionally.

You hate seafood.

You never get seasick.

You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.

You are acrophobiac



You’re not that much of a people person.

You like staying in the dark and writing.

You experience bad moods on a regular basis.

You like listening to loud, angry music.

You spend most of your time alone.

You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.

You like to keep to yourself.

All your closets are padlocked (or you wish they could be)

You write in diary/journal/blog.

You feel most active at night.



You own a garden.

You like the great outdoors.

You have a green thumb.

You’re an environmentalist.

You have a special connection with animals.

You’re a vegetarian.

You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.

You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.

You love going to flower shops.

You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.



You often start fights.

You’re a very aggressive type of person.

You like watching wrestling.

You’re competitive.

You like reading about war.

You don’t take crap from anybody.

You have anger management.

You never back away from a fight.

Everyone does what you say.

You don’t always think before you do something.



You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge

You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regularbasis.

Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.

You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.

You’re the valedictorian in your class.

You’ve never gotten a grade below 80 in your report card.

You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.

You think it would be better if you were the President.

You have a huge shelf of books at home.

You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful



You’re very creative and artistic.

You like listening to all kinds of music in general.

You always feel sunny and optimistic.

You are talented at drawing.

You like writing poetry.

You can play at least 3 musical instruments.

You like going to art museums.

You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.

You have straight A's in Art on your report card.

Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.



You dislike boys in general.

A deer is one of your favorite animals

You can shoot targets

You like silver.

You like the moon better than the sun

Zoe Nightshade is awesome

You love wild animals

You spend most of your time outdoors.

You love to move around the place

Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters



You have a way with tools.

You build awesome things during your free time.

You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.

Metalworking is your forte.

You have your own toolbox.

You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.

You’re a techie.

You often have carpentry projects.

You dream of being a carpenter.

You aren’t afraid of fire.

1/10 O_O


Every guy/girl swoons for you.

You like putting on makeup.

You naturally smell good.

You never experience a bad hair day.

Your favorrite activity is clothes-shopping.

You’re always at the front of every trend.

You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.

You’re often invited to parties.

Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”

You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.



You like pickpocketing your friends.

You’re a prankster.

You’re a speed demon.

You consider yourself restless.

You’re the best speaker in the class.

You like thinking on your feet and using your wits

You’re inventive and resourceful.

You often start arguments.

You’ve never lost a debate.

You like making witty and sarcastic statements.



You’re the life of the party.

You like wine.

You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.

You can finish a martini in less than a minute..

You have a happy, cheerful disposition.

You’re a foodie.

You like going to social events and mingling with people.

You like trying out new food.

You feel that you’re abundant in life.

You think that too much of anything is bad.


(Be honest no matter what.)

1) Have you ever been asked out?


2) Where did you get your default picture?

Google images

3) What's your middle name?


4) Your current relationship status?


5) Does your crush like you back?


6) What is your current mood?

Sleepy, nervous

7) What color of underwear are you wearing?

Pink and black

8) What color shirt are you wearing?

light purle, white, black

9) Missing something?

I dont remember

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?

My name

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?

A wolf

12) Ever had a near death experience?


13) Something you do a lot?


14) The song stuck in your head?

Do it like that by Ricki lee

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?


16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?

I dont know

17) When was the last time you cried?

A while ago

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?

19) If you could have one super power what would it be?

Umm, either telekinisis or shape-shifting

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?


21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?

Never been there

22) What's your biggest secret?

I cant tell you

23) Favorite color?

Red and black

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?

Duh, who doesnt?

25) What are you?

Awesome. Funny, clumsy, unpopular, short

26) Do you speak any other language?

not really

27) What's your favorite smell?

lots of things

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?


29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?


30) What are you thinking about right now?


31) What should you be doing?

Studing for my maths test

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?


33) Do you like working in the yard?


34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?


35) Do you act differently around the person you like?

I guess, more open and flirty

36) What is your natural hair color?


37) Who was the last person to make you cry?


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.


I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I'm a GOTH so I must be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm BRITISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.


I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.

Stupid things! In bold are the thing's I've done lol.

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a grape squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole (if your driving don't laugh pedestrians running intopoles. may cause car crash.)
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out-
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class.
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

You know you lived in 2012 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.
11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did. I did.

If you believe that Kristen Stewart and Robert Patterson would make a terrible Max & Fang, copy and paste this on your profile. (If you don't agree with this, you're INSANE.)

If you like to read fanfiction more than you like to read books, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your addicted to your iPod, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your parents loves to embarrass you, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your profile is waaaaaaayyyy too long, but you keep making it longer, copy this and put it on your profile.

If you have ever spent too much money at Barnes and Noble, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't do drugs and never will, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you feel the need to read through someone's profile even when you don't know them, copy and paste this into your profile

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are in the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile.

If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever invented your own "copy and paste" thingy, copy and paste this into your profile. (Last two ones.)

If keyboards hate you, copy and paste this.

If you have ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this into your profile. Cats, dogs and goldfish count. (Oh, Sally Poops-a-lot...Roxie...)

If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this on your profile! (I'm insane. This is a hands-down truth for me.)

If you have ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (I talk to myself daily. Usually talking about a book I'm reading/writing because my friends don't listen.)

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you support werewolf rights, copy & paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If 2 gooses are geese, then why aren't moose meese, or when 2 foots are feet, why aren't 2 footballs feetballs? Milk tastes funny if you leave it out for too long. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If your random and proud of it, put this on your profile!

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it, put this on your profile. (I hate it when that happens!)

If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes or more, place this on your profile.

If you have ever tried to lick your elbow even though you knew it was physically impossible, paste this on your profile.

If you and/or your best friend are insane, put this on your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you could easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever eaten something none of your friends would try, copy/paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever insulted someone so stupid that they didn't get the insult, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever walked into a wall before copy this.(DUH. I'm a klutz!)

If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever spent too much time of the computer, copy and paste this to your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. (My friends sometimes say I read and write TOO much.)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile. (Do the cars in front of you, about to kill you, count?)

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (How else would I be reading this in sunlight?)

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or visa versa, copy this onto your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile. (Duh. Flying would be SO awesome...)

If you have laughed so hard that you couldn't breath and ended up laughing silently while half crying due to lack of air, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing while reading a book and people look at you funny, copy and paste this into your profile. (Every time I react to a book character, actually...)

If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. (If you've ever stayed up ALL NIGHT reading, raise your hand.)

1F Y0U C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463 C0PY 17 4ND P4573 17 1N70 Y0UR PR0F1L3.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. (Since I met my best friend that's a guy.)

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Is it EVER going to come out? They said it would LAST YEAR!)

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. (That so is impossible. I felt SO shocked when I read this.)

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever thought about something while you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are totally confused right now copy this onto your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do drugs and alchohol. If you like bagels, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If FanFiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Did you READ the ones above this?)

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this onto your profile. (Wait, some people HAVEN'T?)

If you've ever hated Dora copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever loved Dora copy this onto your profile. (When I was five and ten minutes waiting for her to give you the correct answer was plausible.)

93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?", copy this onto your profile then add your name to the list:Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A, Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A.,Evil Genus of the C.O.C.A., Invador Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, BellaBookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Spottedlilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.for.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid Cliche, rainxface, maximumride24,FangsGirl24601, A Silenced Angel, UNDERLANDERfromtheOVERLAND, sunshine2006578, SareRide9, XXForrestStarXX, MelRose520, Anna Ride, FireBreathingCowGirlzWithWingz,

To every girl out there who thinks they're not pretty (I was one of them): I'm not going to spew some crap about inner beauty, becuz, even though it's true, we all know that it's not what 99.9 of today's teenage girl population wants to hear. I can guarantee that everyone has someone who thinks they're beautiful, and everyone has someone out there for them. I know it's the truth. I mean, there are like, nine billion people on Earth. There's always someone out there! Sometimes it comes out of nowhere, and sometimes it was there all along. Everyone has something about them that would make someone like them, I assure you. And, hey, you don't have to believe me! But, let me tell you, life's a whole lot brighter when you do. Copy and Paste this onto your profile if you agree.

(Put this on your page if u like music)
(o) music

Put this in your profile
if you love to laugh!

AND FINALLY... if you actually took the time to read all these, copy and paste this into your profile!

People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really even remember.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?

Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie

Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. (No Mom. I really don't want to keep Skippy.)

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them!

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

I used up all my sick days...so I called in dead.

Stressed is Desserts backwards :)

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

There's a light at the end of every tunnel...lets just hope it's not a train.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

I am in shape...round is a shape.

I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder.

Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up.

Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

Forecast for tonight: darkness.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the heck are you scared?!

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water!

Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking.

Questions to Ponder...

Why can pizza get to your house faster then an ambulance?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

Where's the good in goodbye?

Why are they called apartments when they all stick together?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Am I the only one who finds it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

When the guy first discovered milk...what do you think he was doing?

Stupid Lables:

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(But I don't have any other time to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(I thought we were AGAINST criminal activity...)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And how do I do that?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(That's just a suggestion! You CAN eat it frozen! Whatever floats your boat.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(No! Gasp! You heat it and it actually becomes heated? The wonders of modern society...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(Darn. How will I be able to take ten minutes to get ready for school NOW?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(You hear that? Keep those toddlers with colds away from the heavy machinery...)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(No! I wanted to stay AWAKE by taking a SLEEPING PILL.)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(Duh. I'm not a murderer.)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to what?)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Curiouser and curiouser...)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(But not ice cream? I WAS PROMISED ICE CREAM.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Who's the genius behind this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Wait. I've been doing it wrong this whole time? Dang it.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(What? Everyone lied to me!)

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If you udnresotod taht werid ppragarh, tahn put it on yuor pofrlie! I DID!

Walmart- things to do

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing football; see how many people you can get to join in.

5. Run up to an employee while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "I need some toliet paper!!"

6. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.

7. Try on bras over top of your clothes.

8. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.

9. While walking around the store, sing an annoying song in a loud voice.

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.

11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10".

12. Play with the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this stuff, anyway?"

15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.

16. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.

17. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.

18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

20. Put M&M's on layaway.

21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

24. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"

26. Toilet paper as much of the store as possible.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.

29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"

31. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

33. Take bets on the battle described above.

34. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red Lipstick vs Facial Hair...)

35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

36. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.

37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission:Impossible."

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

40. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

41. Two words: "Marco Polo."

42. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle,etc.

43. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.

44. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them.

45. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Ex: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.

46. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

47. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

48. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

49. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good bessie."

50. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putting one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.

51. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

52. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

53. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

54. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

55. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)."

56. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

57. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

58. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

59. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

60. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

61. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

62. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"

63. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"

64. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."

65. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

A good or best friend!

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, idiot?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run Bee with a capital itch run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost

Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to drive

Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away

Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down

Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

Friend: Will bail me out of jail

Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang, we messed up...Wanna do it again once we get bailed out?"

Friend: Will go to a concert with me

Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."

Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"

Friend: Asks me for my number

Best friend: Asks me for her number

Friend: Hides me from the cops

Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public

Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Friends: Fade

Best Friends: Are Forever

Things I am not to do at Hogwarts

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not attack my fellow classmates

51) I will not make an impossible riddle for people to give an answer to enter the Ravenclaw area

52) I will not flirt with Harry Potter in front of Jenny Weasly.

53) I will not flirt with Ron Weasly in front of Herminy Granger.


X You own a cell phone.
X You own something from Abercrombie.
X You own something from Pac sun.
X You own something from Hollister.
X You own something from American eagle. (Hate. Preppy. People.)
X You love/like going to the mall. (To go to a book store, watch a movie, and pig out at the cafeteria.)
X You own an iPod/MP3 player. (Duh. I would literally go insane without music.)
X You love Starbucks.
x you have been called a brat.

X You hate buying things that are on sale.
X You have more than one house.

Total: 4


X Black is one of your favorite colors. (I'm not goth, but black is a awesome color. Goes with everything, makes you look thinner...)
X You have thought about death. (Not my own. My best friend I mentioned earlier...We're not always on good terms.)
X You wear chains.
X You like heavy metal.
X You’ve shopped at Hot Topic. (Heard of it, but I've never been myself.)
X You have worn black lipstick.
X Your hair was/is dark.
X You dislike preps. (Sure, they can be nice, but they usually just try to befriend me because I have a lot of friends.)
x you’re an atheist/ Satanist/agnostic.

Total: 7


X You can skateboard

x you’ve worn plaid. (Pajama pants count.)
X You like Converse.
X You hate MTV.
X You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. (Streaks count, and I went to a spa thing and they streaked my hair.)
x you dislike pink.
X You hate/dislike preps.
X you wear/wore skateboarding shoes. (Does Converse count?)

Total: 7


X You love the computer.
X You like Harry Potter.
X You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
x you get straight A's.
X You love/like reading.
X You were/are in band.

X You don't care what you look like.
X You have a curfew.
X You always do your homework.
X You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total: 7


X You watch/watched the Super bowl.
X You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
X You collect your jerseys. (I collect my Dad's old jerseys, if that counts...I wear one to school sometimes.)

X You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards. (Only have one bowling trophy that a little boy stole from me in kindergarden. Still hate him for it...)
X You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
X Your garage consists of sports equipment. (A little baseball stuff, a little basketball stuff, a little softball stuff, all bought by my Dad and in one corner of my new garage.)
X You belong/belonged to a school team.
X You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
X You have a specific number.

Total: 3


X You like loud music.
X You love/loved the Ninja Turtles.

X You never walk anywhere.
X You wear/wore slip-on shoes.
X You wear/wore Vans.
X You like the band Panic! At the disco.
X You wear band t-shirts.
X People have called you a freak and meant it.
X You love to "hardcore" dance.
X Hair has been died more than 1 colour

Total: 5

Your guy side

X You love hoodies.
X You love jeans.
X Dogs are better than cats.
X its hilarious when people get hurt.
X You've played with/against boys on a team.

X Shopping is torture.
X Sad movies suck.
X You own/Ed an X-Box. (I don't have one, and I cant play one, but I want one.)
X Played with Hot wheel cars as a kid.
X At some point in time you wanted to be a fire-fighter. (Who doesn't?)
X You own/Ed a DS, PS or Sega.
X You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
X You watch sports on TV.
X Gory movies are cool.
X You go to your dad for advice.
X You own like a trillion baseball caps.
X You like going to high school football games.
X You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
X Baggy pants are cool to wear.
X It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
X Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colors.

X You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
X Sports are fun.
X Talk with food in your mouth.
X Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 19 (Great! NINETEEN. I'm a girl, by the way.)

Your girl side:

X You wear lip gloss/Chap stick. (Make-up is not natural, so I don't wear it, and my lips never get chapped unless I'm REALLY REALLY sick, which is once in a blue moon.)
X You love to shop. (I'm guessing books, gory, funny movies and food don't count...)

X You wear eyeliner. (My sister does.)
X You wear the color pink. (Hand me downs.)
X Go to your mom for advice.
X You consider cheerleading a sport. (Don't tell my friends!)

X You hate wearing the color black.
X You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
X You like wearing jewellery. (I like wearing my charm necklace, J.J Nic. wrist band, my wings bracelet, my finger knit bracelet I got for my birthday and my BFF bracelet from Max.)
X Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. (Not a big part, but I still own some because of the whole hand-me-down thing.)
X Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies. (I don't count it as a hobby, and I don't like it, so no.)
X You don't like the movie Star Wars. (No way! Luke Skywalker rules! Down with the Sithe!)
X You were in gymnastics/dance
x It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

X You smile a lot more than you should.
X You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
X You care about what you look like.
X You like wearing dresses when you can.
X You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. (NEVER!)
X You love the movies.
X You used to play with dolls as little kid. (Power Rangers count, right?)
X Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. (Of course! Making people look like clowns is my fave hobby!)
X Like being the star of everything.

Total: 7 (This is just sad.)

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.


1, What color is your toothbrush?

Light green and white

2, Name one person who made you smile today:

My Boyfriend

3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:

Singing and dancing while pulling on school clothes

4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

Texting a friend

5, What is your favorite candy bar?

I love zem all!

6, Have you ever been to a strip club?

Hell no.

7, What is the last thing you said aloud?

I'll do it later

8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

Liquirish, butterscotch or peperment

9, What was the last thing you had to drink?


10, Do you like your wallet?

Yes. Its black

11, What was the last thing you ate?

Lollypop. I'm sucking on it whhile i'm typing this

12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

Does a new hat count?

13, The last sporting event you watched?

I wached some friends play badmitten while i was waiting for my turn

14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?


15, Who is the last person you sent a text/inbox message too?


16, Ever go camping?

All the time. Sometimes with friends like Maggie, sometimes with family, which sucks. And once with a really hot guy friend ;)

17, Do you take vitamins daily?

I take medication does that count. Just kidding. No i really am kidding, i dont take mediacation

18, Do you go to church every Sunday?

Hell no. Church is uber-boring

19, Do you have a tan?

I have natural tanned skin

20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

Hmmm... thats a hard one. I'm going to choose...NACHOS!!!!

21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?

Straws are Uber-fun!

22, What did your last text message/inbox say?

Yeah i know you love me. Is that why you looked at your hand ;) (inside joke people)

23, What are you doing tomorrow?

Have no idea. i dont plan ahead

25, Look to your left, what do you see?

A window. And outside of that window is a tree

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The key reviews
Adrian made the first move and told Sydney how he felt, but Sydney rejected him and walked away. Now everything is awkward between them. It gets worse when Adrian meets a girl in his class. Could she be the key to everything, including his heart? Can Sydney win him back?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Sydney S., Adrian I.
Unmask me reviews
Fang, the popular guy of the school. Max, the invisible girl. But at a masquerade ball you can be whoever you want. When Fang meets the girl of his dreams but she runs away from him, will he ever find her? And even if he does, can either of them be saved when their school is under attack? Betrayal, tears, blood, fights, love, death and tragedy. Can Fax survive?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,679 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Max, Fang
Attack reviews
Ana and Hope ran away from school. They were freaks, half breeds.Half Moroi half Dhampir. When captured and brought back, their whole lives are turned upside down. Especially when the school is attacked and people are killed and go missing. This includes all VA characters but a little OOC, please read, you wont regret it. Starts off slow, gets better
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,242 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 5/15/2012
A dying world reviews
After Angel. Itex has created a toxic pollution by mistake, the effects speed up global warming so the world is dying and will be destroyed in weeks. Can Max and the flock beat extreme global warming or have the scientists over-estimated them?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,160 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Max, Fang
Lost love of a hero
Soldiers die, people cry, we don't why. He was a soldier in the war, a hero. But he was my hero too, until the world forgot that and he was taken from me
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2013
Why do I feel this way? reviews
Draco Malfoy was the definition of hate, she hated him with all her heart. Hermione Granger was the definition of irritating, he gaged at the thought of her. So now that one of them has their own bf/gf, why cant they stop thinking about each other? Why were they feeling so jealous? What tragic events will bring them together?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The river reviews
Max ran towards the river. It was the middle of the night and the cold stung her skin. She just wanted to drown her sorrows. Based on the river my Missy Higgins
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Max
Curious and curiouser
Draco Malfoy wasn't exactly the most caring figures. However, there was one girl who always caught his eye. Hell, he didn't even know her name. But he could never tell if he hated her or liked her, she was a Gryffindor for crying out loud and everything he stood against. But when it comes down to life and death, will he take a leap of faith away from his fate?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Draco M.
Save me reviews
Imagine Ron was never poisoned during the 6th year at Hogwarts and him and Hermione didn't rekindle their friendship. Hermione feels alone and hurt by Ron's relationship with Lavender. She begins to drift away from the people she loves so she can avoid him. Her emotions are wild and she starts taking a turn for the worst. Her hero turns out to be the biggest surprise of her life
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Hermione G.
I'm sorry
I didn't know. It's not my fault. I didn't know that if I bit a human in my wolf form they would turn into one of us. My pack will never forgive me. Will Bella forgive me? It was an accident. I didn't mean to hurt the poor girl, she surprised me. It wasn't my fault. What have I done? What if things had happened differently when Jacob ran away?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2013
Shark bait reviews
Max and her friends are on a school trip. But when their boat crashes into rocks and they are stranded on a miniscule deserted island, can they survive? Can they even survive each other? Things get worse when at night when the island is covered in water and a man-eating great white shark is circling them hungrily and starts picking them off one by one. T for violence. R&R please
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Max, Fang
Broken road reviews
Max was the singer in a local band. Everyone knows you can't date a band member, but Max and Fang couldn't help it. Soon they were at each other's throats and they grew to hate each other. Fang left the band and the town. Now Max and her band are superstars, but what happens when the lead singer of their rival band turns out to be Fang? Can they get past their hatred for eachother?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Max, Fang
The revengeful transformation reviews
Max was ugly she was fat she was what every girl never wanted to be and every guy never wanted. She was teased and can't take it and goes to live with an aunt for a year and when she returns beautiful as ever she does all she can to get back at everyone
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,770 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Max, Fang
Quietness reviews
Ella is feeling overwhelmed with all the people now living in her house and her life changing so much. Holden is quiet and shy and meek, the opposite to everyone else, and just what Ella wants at the moment. But before she realises that, drama strikes as a knife flies through the air at her. One-shot, please read
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Ella, Holden S.
Send me on a ride
Nudge is keeping a secret from the others. Other than that though Nudge is the good one of the flock, the girl that always does as she is told and listens to Max. Ratchet on the other hand is the bad-boy who Nudge dispises. Will Ratchet corrupt Nudge and show her how to live life to the fullest? One-shot. Better than it sounds to please read and review!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Nudge, Ratchet
Pretty little liars maximum ride style reviews
I'm writing a story based on the theme of pretty little liars but with the Maximum ride crew. It's going to be full of mystery, secrets, twists and murder. You will never predict whats going to happen. Summery inside, please read!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Max, Fang
I will find you reviews
The world was saved, but the villains aren't gone. Remaining Itex corporations manage to capture the flock. They experiment on them and use them they create a better, stronger generation, their kids. They then inject the flock with a serum to make them forget it ever happened. A few years later it starts to wear off. Can they find their kids? Can all the secrets be revealed?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Max, Fang
Sibling rivalry
Someone in the flock wasn't meant to be there. Its Gazzy. Every member of the flock has a sibling but they are still kept in the school and the school tries to get Gazzy back, succeeding. When the flock discovers the truth they go after their siblings and Gazzy. But the others aren't too happy to be rescued by their oh-so-superior siblings. This just may turn into a full blown war
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Max, Fang
The virus reviews
Itex released a virus to kill half the world's population. There's just one problem. The virus only affects adults. With no more adults, the world has gone to pieces. Tribes of kids are in wars to take over and people are dying. Everything is in ruins. Can Max and her friends save the world? Can they save themselves? Who will die? All human. Based off show the tribe
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Max
The choice reviews
Max has to choose, Fang or Dylan? She is just a loner school girl when both boys from her past start to fight for her. Each boy has his own dirty secrets and Max has her own pain with both. But Max's heart has been broken. With dirty fighting, drama, betrayals, tears, blood and heartbreaks, who will win Max's heart and who will go down in flames? And will the winner stay that way?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,079 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Max
Somebody save me reviews
What if Fang never came back? What if he was literally given a new flock to take care of? What if Max and Fang both try to move on? But what if they have to join forces to save the world? Between love triangles, spies, deaths, fights, tears, evil scientists, unbelievable twists and fate, who will survive and who will fall? Based off an SYOC, please read
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Max, Fang
Forget me not reviews
A one-shot where Max wakes up in a hospital, not able to remember anything. Then theres a man there claiming to be a friend, but who is he? What happened to Max? What is going on?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Max, Fang
Travelling soldier reviews
Max is a waitress workng at a cafe when a guy walks in. He is wearing an army uniform but looks barely 18. Max and the guy named fang sit down together and get to know each other. Soon though Fang is dragged off to the army, but he asks to write home to Max. Everyday Max waits by the letterbox for a letter from fang. Will Fang come home alive? Will their love find each other?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Max, Fang
I will not bow down reviews
The doomsday group: a gang of people going around kidnapping children. Max: A girl with the perfect life. But Max's life isn't as perfect as it seems. Then her family is in a car crash and everyone including her is presumed dead, so Max flees, leaving her life behind.When horrible secrets are revealed, she doesn't know what to do. Then she is kidnapped. How does everything add up?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Max, Fang
Superstars reviews
Fang Iggy and Gazzy are all famous superstars. When they decide to go back to their home town to school one girl isnt very happy. Andy hates them but somehow she has to put up with them and her besfriends Nudge and Max, along with her own dark secrets
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,208 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012
Mixing it up reviews
Just a bunch of one-shots between every flock member including Fang's new flock. Everything from Fax, Eggy Niggy, Nazzy and all those normal ones, to Holla, Dar, Maden, Nudget and many more! Read to find out who makes the best couples!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,588 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2012
Wings tucked in reviews
Two-shot. Max is done. She has played the School's game for too long. Fang is gone, Angel is dead, Ella is in the School and Jeb and her mum were missing. Plus the world was ending and there's nothing she can do about it. She just wants it all to end. With last goodbyes she climbs the Eiffel tower and jumps, with her wings in. Can Fang save her in time?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Max
The replacements reviews
Lissa is queen. She spends every waking minute either in a meeting or at a fancy dinner. With Jill in hiding everyone has finally gotten used to the idea she is staying queen. So now everyone is trying to make decisions for her, including who she will marry. Together the royals have gotten the perfect man for her and the girl to take away Christian. Can they make it through this?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Christian O., Lissa D.
Like cows to the slaughter reviews
What would happen if Katniss and Peeta had gotten married and the rebellion failed? What about when at the 100th hunger games, the quarter quell, the tributes are to be children of former victors? Will Katniss and Peeta's kids be able to survive?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,780 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Katniss & Peeta's daughter, Katniss & Peeta's son
Evil plans reviews
Fang is gone, Angel is probably dead, Max is depressed. The scientists feel Max can't save the world anymore so they create a better mutant to take charge. The flock love her, but has she got an agenda of her own? Is she pure evil? Can Max take hold of everything again before this girl takes over and destroys everything?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2012
Why me! reviews
I have what every fangirl would ever want...the love of Fang, Iggy AND Dylan. But i dont want that. Its not me. I dont want the fights, the popularity, the drama, the blood, the horro of it all. So how do i get out of it?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/5/2012
Shut up and kiss me reviews
Ella is a typical teen girl. The only problem in her life is Iggy. He is perverted, annoying, a trouble maker and Ella downright hates him, or so she thinks. When the new boy from Iggy's past steals Ella's heart, will Iggy save her in time?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,531 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Ella, Iggy
Not so happily ever after reviews
Based off my SYOC. Max is a slave to her evil step mother and sisters. Between curses, fights to the death and dark secrets, how will Max, or anyone, come out alive? With dark magic and twists, this is not the sweet fairy story you know.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,527 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Max
My police escort reviews
Ella had gotten in trouble one too many times and now had to suffer the consequences. She has to be guarded by a police woman and her protégé. But what happens when the police protégé turns out to be a hot guy a year older than her with his own troubles?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Ella, Iggy
Freak of freaks reviews
Iggy is awkward looking, plus he has wings, plus he is blind. He is a freak of freaks. No matter how hard he tries, he cant fit in with anyone. What happens when he finds someone like him, but he still cant connect with them? Will Iggy ever fit in?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Iggy
trusting the untrustable reviews
The flock are pure good but all this good is taking the world out of balance. So scientists created the opposites to the flock to set things straight. These new flock members are evil and somehow they must work together to save the world. Will sparks fly?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,471 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011
Until the end reviews
Lyra is just a poor girl from district 10 who is never noticed. That is until she is reaped. But being reaped isnt the worst part, its her opponant is her brother Tray. Can Lyra and Tray survive or are they as doomed as the rest? Is better then it sounds
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,234 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Other tributes
You're going down daddy reviews
The rebellion failed. The games continued as normal. That is until one girl volunteers to into the game. She hasn't volunteered to save someone, she volunteered to send a message, start a new rebellion. She is the lost daughter of President Snow
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Other tributes
Harry Ron and Hermione are in the kitchen at night when they come across something not quite right. Small one-shot written with my baby brother for his 10th birthday. Please take a litle time to read and review, it would mean the world to him
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Harry P.
Dance away my blues reviews
All Iggy ever wanted to be was a dancer. He was always taunted at school and his own father hated him for it. When he is accepted into a dance school, he meets people there just like him and finally begins to come out of his shell
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,080 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Iggy
Innocent until proven guilty reviews
Iggy: A 16 year old blind boy accused of rape and nothing in court is going right for him. Ella: The 16 year old daughter of Iggy's lawyer. Together they must clear Iggy's name, but its hard for Iggy is keeping a deathly secret
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Iggy, Ella
Surviving to the Max reviews
Bolsamit high school is in lockdown when attacked by something unnatural, something dead. Max and Fang, who hate each other, manage to survive; together they must find other survivors and the truth. Plus save the world
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Max, Fang
Save the flock, save the world Mission impossible reviews
This is not only about the flock but a girl who has been told her life that she is unimportant and will never accomplish anything, but turns out that not only do the lives of a certain 7 people depend on her, but so does the whole world. That girl is me
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,889 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 9/7/2011
The transformation reviews
Iggy lay alone dying. When he is saved and brough back to life by a stranger with a power of their own. Iggy is saved, or is he? He struggles to keep control and soon the flock are transforming like him. He must find his saviour, only they have the answer
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,784 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Iggy
All's fair in love and war reviews
Two sisters with typical problems move to a new town much to their disgust. When they meet Iggy and Fang, their neighbous their life is fliped. Love blossoms in many ways, betrayal, tears and a devistaing shock. Please read and review i suck at summeries
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 24,895 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 8/25/2011
Secret emails reviews
Max and Fang are partnered as email buddies together for their schools are going to combine. Unwillingly they fall for each other but when they met for real, are they going to feel the same? please R&R I suck at summeries
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Max, Fang