Pumpkin Zucchini
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Joined 02-01-10, id: 2238482, Profile Updated: 04-23-11
Author has written 64 stories for One Piece.

I am Pumpkin Zucchini.

I write drabbles and one-shots.

I'll read and write any Robin or Nami pairing. This includes het and yuri.

I also do requests. Feel free to challenge me!

And how was your day, good sir or madam?

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Note: Trying to get back into the swing of things. Still updated with One Piece, but the well is dry.

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Collabs:

No Regrets - with Amethyst Turtle

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Requests/Challenges to do:

GarpxShakky for Son of Whitebeard

Crew of Brooks for Penniless1

AokijixRobin for Murcielago Princess

ZoroxBonney for Murcielago Princess

KeimixHatchan for Murcielago Princess

LuffyxVivi for Fanfiction Fanatiction

MihawkxPerona for eleamaya

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Completed Requests/Challenges:

Before Utopia - 30 prompt list from Lady Emzebel

Rhapsody - prompt from Amethyst Turtle

Amour - 30 prompt list from Lady Emzebel

Reverse - multi-AU prompt from Aoihand

Leather - Sadi-chanxSpandam for Amethyst Turtle

Perplexion - UsoNa for The Sacred and Profane

Mule - NamixLaw for Abra Cadaverous

Confide - UsoNa/ Usopp+Sanji/ Nami+Robin for The Sacred and Profane

Squabble - NamixKidd for Abra Cadaverous

Fear - Usopp+Robin for The Sacred and Profane

Words - UsoNa for The Sacred and Profane

Names - Frobin for Munchlax Jr

Necrophilia - RobinxBrook for amyismynamey

Panties - NamixBrook for Abra Cadaverous

Magic - prompt from Penniless1

Bid - prompt from Penniless1

Shambles - LawxRobin for Demon Guard666

Estrogen - a different take on fem!Sanji for Amethyst Turtle

Creepy - ZoroxPerona for WhenTheMugiwarasCry-ICryAlso

Haircut - Mr. 1xMiss Doublefinger for Miss Frockstar

Colors - (vague) UsoNa/Usoka for The Sacred and Profane

Brat - Crocodile and Vivi stranded on an island for Abra Cadaverous

Nuisance - Nami/Enel AU for Abra Cadaverous

Bicker - RobinxPerona/UsoppxNami double date for The Sacred and Profane

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Prologue reviews
Usopp describes a story to Robin.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Robin, Usopp - Complete
Canvas reviews
Luffy receives some crayons and decides to use the Sunny as a canvas.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Luffy - Complete
Absence reviews
There had been a certain ache during those two years.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Robin - Complete
Bicker reviews
Obviously it was a bad idea from the start. Light UsoppxNami/RobinxPerona for The Sacred and Profane.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Usopp - Complete
Nuisance reviews
Enel attempts to impress Nami. Nami/Enel AU for Abra Cadaverous.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Nami, Enel - Complete
Vendetta reviews
The old grudge is hardly forgotten, and next time Tashigi will not fall.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Tashigi, Robin - Complete
Exclusion reviews
Sanji's locked out and Zoro feels the need to rub it in. NamixSanjixRobin, NamixRobin.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Sanji - Complete
Omen reviews
Spandam is being followed. AU.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Spandam, Robin - Complete
Brat reviews
Crocodile and Vivi are stranded on an island. AU. For Abra Cadaverous.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Crocodile, Vivi - Complete
Beginnings reviews
Somewhere on an island in West Blue, everything was set in motion.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Dragon - Complete
Marimo! reviews
Proof that there is a such thing as too much Zoro.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 50 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Complete
Colors reviews
Usopp and Nami stand before a tombstone. AU. For The Sacred and Profane.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Usopp, Nami - Complete
Reversal reviews
To dominate a dominatrix. Yuri.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Sadi-chan, Hina - Complete
Haircut reviews
Mr. 1 accidentally cuts off part of Miss Doublefinger's hair. Mr.1xMiss Doublefinger for Miss Frockstar.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete
Punny reviews
Usopp makes a terrible facepalm-worthy joke.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 38 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Usopp, Robin - Complete
Sweeten reviews
Oranges and bitter coffee don't go well together. Shoujo ai.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Nami, Robin - Complete
Creepy reviews
Perona and Zoro call each other creepy. ZoroxPerona for WhenTheMugiwarasCry-ICryAlso.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Perona, Zoro - Complete
Cuteness! reviews
Porche and Perona go on a quest of cuteness. Crack, sort of.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Perona, Porche - Complete
Estrogen reviews
Either way, there's not much of a difference. Fem!Sanji crack for Amethyst Turtle.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Sanji - Complete
Shambles reviews
Law and Robin mess with everyone for laughs. LawxRobin for Demon Guard666.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/4/2010 - T. Law, Robin - Complete
Duty reviews
Sadi-chan and Domino take a day off. Light shoujo ai.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Sadi-chan, Domino - Complete
Bid reviews
Death is determined to get them this time. Prompt from Penniless1.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Robin, Zoro - Complete
Magic reviews
Alone in a land with no hope left, Basil Hawkins summons a demon. AU. Prompt from Penniless1.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2010 - B. Hawkins, Robin - Complete
Cliché reviews
By then, the Sues popping up all over the place were just plain irritating.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Complete
Panties reviews
Nami finally snaps. NamixBrook for Abra Cadaverous.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Nami, Brook - Complete
Necrophilia reviews
Robin asks a question and Brook feels awkward. RobinxBrook for amyismynamey.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Brook, Robin - Complete
Hands reviews
Zoro and Sanji are fighting again and Robin makes an observation.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Complete
Fantasies reviews
Pretending they are in our world is a sad thing to do.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Complete
Names reviews
Franky and Robin talk about names. Frobin for Munchlax Jr.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Franky, Robin - Complete
Legend! reviews
The story of the Strawhats and their Pokemon. AU.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,768 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Complete
Compensation reviews
Even smart people make mistakes. Shoujo ai.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Nami, Robin - Complete
Extras reviews
Nami complains and Sanji isn't helping. NamixSanjixRobin.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Nami, Robin - Complete
Words reviews
Life, told in snapshots and words. UsoNa for The Sacred and Profane.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Nami, Usopp - Complete
Cucumber reviews
Robin teases Franky the best way she knows how, though not necessarily in a good way.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Robin, Franky - Complete
Sparks reviews
The key to ensuring dominance was to break her both mentally and physically.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Crocodile, Robin - Complete
Fear reviews
Usopp isn't afraid of Robin anymore. For The Sacred and Profane.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Usopp, Robin - Complete
Squabble reviews
Nami gets on Kidd's nerves. For Abra Cadaverous.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Nami, E. Kidd - Complete
Confide reviews
Sometimes it helps to talk things out first. Nami Robin, Sanji Usopp nakamaship, UsoNa for The Sacred and Profane.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Complete
Mule reviews
Nami uses Law as her pack mule, and more. NamixLaw for Abra Cadaverous.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Nami, T. Law - Complete
Fun reviews
Doflamingo sends Sadi-chan some pirates who should have died.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Sadi-chan, Bellamy - Complete
Go! reviews
Zoro and Robin have a Pokemon battle. Obviously AU.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Zoro, Robin - Complete
Perplexion reviews
Nami sometimes doesn't understand Usopp, but it doesn't really matter. UsoNa for The Sacred and Profane.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Nami, Usopp - Complete
Mirror reviews
She is her and her is she- Ohara is alive and well.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Robin, Olvia - Complete
Chance reviews
Odd encounters can have great consequences.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Robin, Bellemere - Complete
Aflame reviews
The ice yields before the flames. Yuri smut.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Nami, Robin - Complete
Leather reviews
It was love at first sight. Obviously.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Sadi-chan, Spandam - Complete
Yearn reviews
Sanji and Robin discuss Luffy and Nami's unique relationship.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Sanji, Robin - Complete
Pride reviews
The first tribute to Whitebeard, who was ten times a pirate Ace ever was.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Whitebeard - Complete
Reverse reviews
From Aoihand's Multiverse challenge. And the chaos commences!
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Complete
Morbidity reviews
Robin finds a decapitated head and Nami freaks out.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Robin, Nami - Complete
Remembrance reviews
It was all she had left to remind her of the giant who had taught her to laugh...
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Robin, J.D. Saul - Complete
Amour reviews
30 sentences, all Frobin. From Lady Emzebel's Sentence Prompts Mark I.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Robin, Franky - Complete
Mute reviews
It was the silence that drew Nami in, like the unspoken song of the storm. Crack pairing ahoy!
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Nami - Complete
Underestimation reviews
Moral of the story: don't f--k with the Cat Burglar or Demon Child. Seriously.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Nami, Robin - Complete
Invitation reviews
Luffy properly invites Robin to join the crew.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Luffy, Robin - Complete
Blue reviews
Her memories were slowly fading away. Frobin, nakamaship.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Robin, Franky - Complete
Delicious reviews
NamixSanjixRobin threesome smut.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Sanji - Complete
Rhapsody reviews
High School AU which includes drugs, hobos, and violent teachers. Prompt from Amethyst Turtle.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Selfish reviews
Robin is getting married, and Franky strongly objects. Frobin.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Robin, Franky - Complete
Backfired reviews
Sanji buys a Love Perfume but it lands in the wrong hands. Shoujo ai.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Nami, Robin - Complete
Before Utopia reviews
Baroque Works-centric sentence prompts from Lady Emzebel.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Crocodile, Robin - Complete
Reality reviews
And it turns out it was all just a dream- none of it was ever real.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Luffy, Robin - Complete
Break reviews
And all it took was endless torture and chains... a what-if in which Luffy failed to save Robin from Enies Lobby.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Sadi-chan, Robin - Complete
Lies reviews
Crocodile says he loves her. Robin knows it's all just lies.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Robin, Crocodile - Complete