Merrete
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Joined 02-01-10, id: 2239043, Profile Updated: 04-05-12
Author has written 4 stories for Higurashi/Umineko series, and Sherlock.

Hello, sup. I'm mysterious, so you can just call me Merrete. Screw real names. Anyway, I am an artist mainly, but I do write sometimes. Mostly original stuff, but occasionally I'll write a fanfic for fun. I'm not too fond of writing with characters that aren't mine, so I don't write fanfics too often, but when I do I'll post them. Just because.

I'm a huge fan of Sherlock, so most of my stories will be relating to such. I do have other interests though, such as anime, Merlin, Doctor Who, Torchwood, The Big Bang Theory, and stuff like that. I'm very indecisive and don't have good opinions, so I usually just have others tell me what to watch, but I usually like whatever they give me, so I'm fine with that. But still. I'm a nerd with a fez and a deer stalker.

I don't do chapter fics often because I am an incredibly slow writer. I usually need a lot of inspiration. So if I start a fic and never finish it, I apologize in advance.

I like to talk a lot. But mostly to people online. I have a fear of people, so I never get out much in real life, but it's much easier online, even though I'm a bit awkward at first. After a while of talking I stop worrying and become me again. Which is scary. The real me is a bit off, but whatever. I'm still the coolest person you know.

If you couldn't tell from that last sentence, I am also very sarcastic. Just throwing that out there...

I do like smut a lot, though I don't write it often. I try, but I usually get scared and scrap it. Or keep it to laugh at it later. But I may upload some.. One day. I think I've read enough to have a general idea of how it goes.. >

ANYWAY. I better be off. Gotta go tell my toaster not to get too frisky with the blender. It'll never turn out well. It never does. I know from experience..

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My Love by piratesquared reviews
A drunk and affectionate Mycroft turns up late one night at Greg's office, and comes up with the cure to the loneliness Greg hadn't really realised he was feeling. WIP
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,079 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 9/14/2011 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H.
Sherlock: Words by IBegToDreamAndDiffer reviews
Greg and Mycroft totally fancy each other... well, that's what Sherlock and John say. So what happens when one of them finds out? Dialogue only. See warnings inside.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,612 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 3/6/2012 - [DI Lestrade, Mycroft H.] - Complete
You're perfect by Fidgett reviews
Greg Lestrade is insecure about his body.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2012 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H.
There's a car outside, why aren't you in it? by piratesquared reviews
Mycroft summons Greg to his office when he has the need, Greg always goes running.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,526 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Goodbye Kiss by Jennistar1 reviews
They had what they called a 'goodbye kiss'.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Stacking Books by Fidgett reviews
Just some cute Kid!Sherlock and Kid!Mycroft. I've got this new love for Kid!Holmes. I keep getting really adorable scenes in my head of the two brothers as children and I feel the need to write them. Pointless, really.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
The Floor is Lava by Deastrumquodvicis reviews
Sherlock decides to play the Floor is Lava, and manages to get a reluctant John to join in. Written for Tumblr's 2011 Johnlock Party, Team Anthea, prompt "do whatever you want"
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Dear John by Jennistar1 reviews
During the Great Hiatus, Sherlock writes John letters. Well, half letters. S/J gen.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Jumpers by piratesquared reviews
Sherlock really likes John's jumper.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Sacrifice by Damagoed reviews
A little something for Remembrance Day
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sherlock: Red On White by IBegToDreamAndDiffer reviews
The first story in the "Colours" series. The cool steel of the razor blade sent shivers up Sherlock's arm... WARNING: SELF-HARM!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Halloween by Shnlock reviews
John tries to persuade Sherlock to come to Lestrade's Halloween costume party; but Sherlock needs an incentive. Basically, smut, crack and a guy dressed as a fridge.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,294 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
My Protector by Maplefrost reviews
Young Sherlock was different, and his father didn't approve. Mycroft is Sherlock's one protector, the only one he can trust when Father's gotten angry. But, somewhere along the line, Mycroft stops protecting, and starts regretting. Please R&R!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,950 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
La Belle Au Bois Dormant by Anath Tsurugi reviews
Queen Sakura had longed for children for many years, but when Yuui and Fai are finally born to her, a terrible curse is placed upon their heads. A Sleeping Beauty story. AU. KuroFai! ManyOthers!
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 455,645 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 2/19/2008 - [Fai, Kurogane] - Complete
Tea & Romance by PlainJaneDoe reviews
After an unusual incident in a London alleyway, confusing feelings arise at the worst possible time. John/Sherlock. Angst, Plot, Slash, Smut & Fluff; just how you all like it...
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,802 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Professionally Intoxicated by Fidgett reviews
It all started when Mycroft Holmes turned up at Greg Lestrade's home in the early hours of the morning.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,189 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade
Shopping by piratesquared reviews
Sherlock manages to set most of John's clothes on fire. John makes him go shopping to replace them, Sherlock makes it up to him in the changing rooms.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,858 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Stand Under My by piratesquared reviews
It's raining and the crime scene is dead. Sherlock gets hold of Mycroft's umbrella, then proceeds to warm John up under it. Written for a good friend.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,687 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
A Proper Pilot by stoleyourthunder reviews
A young not-yet-Captain Martin Crieff gets a visit from a strange man with a bowtie. First time posting using fanfiction, cut me some slack on formatting issues.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Radio Dramas - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,369 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2011 - 11th Doctor, Cabin Pressure - Complete
Hold On by Jennistar1 reviews
Alternative ending to Reichenbach Falls - John knew all along. J/S friendship.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Jam by piratesquared reviews
Sherlock fills the bath up with jam. Then helps distract John from the mess.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Watson and the Sound by miss-bagel reviews
There was a sound that night. That must have been what woke John Watson up. But a simple investigation plunges John into a world of impossible things. Is John Watson going mad? Takes place sometime in Season 1. Has short chapters!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 31 - Words: 10,623 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 5/26/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
3 In The Morning by Spazlock reviews
It's 3:00am, Sherlock is high and John's phone is, rather conveniently, switched on. Texts across 221b Baker Street ensue, much to John's annoyance. Poor John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Pavlovian Sherlock by BekTehGreat reviews
John realizes that he can train Sherlock like a Pavlovian dog. Filled prompt on the Sherlock BBC kink meme! Slash, rated M for a reason, John/Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
2 Drabbles by Jennistar1 reviews
1 Victor Trevor J/S slash , 2 When Mycroft met Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5270 - Favs: 12,108 - Follows: 1,468 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Brick by TraskNari reviews
A very short look at the Joker through the eyes of a Gotham defender in blue, rather than black. My first creative writing piece, and intentionally short.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2011 - The Joker - Complete
Burn the Heart Out of You by Jennistar1 reviews
SPOILERS FOR THE FINAL EPISODE, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Sherlock has not backed off. Moriarty follows through on his threat.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,917 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
Let It Snow by FastForward reviews
The last thing Sasuke wanted to do for Christmas was be stuck in the middle of nowhere with buckets of snow and an annoying neighbour who won't leave him alone. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 94,718 - Reviews: 848 - Favs: 1,231 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Learning to Live Again by Spyder Webb reviews
[xmas fic] Seemingly abandoned by everybody, can Malik and Ryou survive...or at least make this Christmas a happy one?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 44,741 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 12/25/2005 - Marik I., R. Bakura
A Facade Faded by Jennistar1 reviews
Alternate Ending to last episode. You know that person who we thought for a split second might be Moriarty? Well, he is.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
Blood and Tears by FastForward reviews
The long awaited :my bad: Roommates sequel. Sasuke wakes up, but something isn't quite right with him. And what does this new organization in town want with Naruto? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,208 - Reviews: 2571 - Favs: 1,984 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Roommates by FastForward reviews
Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2687 - Favs: 4,165 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
100 Themes KuroFai by Sunlight through Leaves reviews
As the title says - This is a 100 themes challenge centering around the KuroFai pairing. Enjoy!
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 9,236 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Fai, Kurogane
Fortune 幸運 by AnimeFanGurl21 reviews
AMUTO. Nuff said. Please read cautiously.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,096 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
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Crash reviews
Sherlock and John were off to John's mother's for a family visit. Sherlock does something wrong and then they get in a crash. All dialogue fic.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Apps reviews
Moriarty gave Sherlock and John an iPhone. But no charger. The battery won't last forever, so they decide to buy as many things as they could before it dies. Because hey, they're not paying for it.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Random Sherlock Crack reviews
This is just where I'm going to post all my Sherlock crack fics that I'm be writing late at night. No set plot. Enjoy
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
New to Town
OC - Kaari and her family move into the village of Hinamizawa for a new change in scenery. Kaari hates this new town, however, and wants to go back to her old home. When things go weird in Hinamizawa, Kaari tries to run away, finding out there's no escape
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,434 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/22/2011