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OKAY ! So I am Jasmine Moore, 8teen years old andd graduating this Summer . I am happy to say, that Jacob and the whole wolfpack imprinted on me . I could go off ALL DAY about how I loathe Stephenie M. for ending the saga the way she did, but you guys dont wanna hear me bitch and moan . What I will bitch and moan about thoe, is Leah and Jacob . There is nothing in the world you can say to make me doubt that they belong together . His calm, controlled, cocky demeanor matches her headstrong, drag-down-knock-out bitchy mentality with unprecedented perfection ! IF ONLY IF ONLY, it was given time to be explored... tsk tsk tsk . Obviously, I love blackwater . Anything and everything Blackwater, will probably claim my attention . I hate Nessie . Hate her hate her hater her . Re-whore-mee shouldnt even be allowed to exist . I really hate that S.M. went back on the whole "vamps cant have kids" thing . Dissapointment .

Okay . I really dont have much to say . EXCEPT read Midnight Shadows . I had to take it off of The Twilight Saga, because bitches kept stealing it, but I feel that it has a safe home, here with you all !

Hope you enjoy .

Twilight History .

Me and Twilight have had quite a relationship . For the better part of this relationship, i have loathed it . hated it . I had a friend who was super obsessed over it, but i held my ground out and refused to read it . But then, one fateful day, ( around the time New Moon was coming out and I saw sexy ass Taylor Lautner) I decided to give it a chance . I borrowed my friends Twilight DVD and also the book, and it was it for me from that moment on . Not only did i fall in love with Robert Pattinson in the movie, I fell in love with Edward Cullen in the books . I knoe, its strange, because I am probably THEE LEADER ON EVERYTHING TEAM JACOB, but i began as a Team Edward fan . After New Moon, I dabbled in Team Switzerland, but then after I read Eclipse, i quickly came to my senses and became a loyal follower of Team Space Heater . This all happened in a matter of weeks, and it was like a crazy, emotional roller coaster ride for me lol . Going from one extreme to the other will do that to you I guess .

My opinions on Bella/Edward's Relationship .

If you knoe me at all, you knoe that i h a t e anything and everything Bella Cullen related . There is no way in the world what they shared was "love", it was merely a fascination of his beauty, and an obsession with her blood . Thats not real love . I mean, some people may want that, but not any sane person . When it comes down to it, no person should ever put so much into another person that they give up everything else just to be with them . Bella through away everything for him; her memories . her friends . her family . and worst of all, her life . I dont knoe what crack Stephenie was smoking, but that's not romantic . And was Edward Bella's boyfriend or her daddy ? He tried to control her, and the idiot let him . All that "dazzling" made her putty in her hands, and she wasn't even capable of forming any thoughts that weren't about her oh-so-perfect love . Thats not right . Nothing about that was right . I just dont understand how someone could be so quick to give up their humanity for something as indistinct as "forever" .

My opinions on The Cullens .

Okay, so I don't have a major problem with the Cullens . Not really, anyway . I just feel like they are pretenders . They are trying so hard to be something that they aren't, and that doesnt sit right for me . The point is, even despite their tries, they fail miserably . They aren't human, and they should accept that . Im not saying they need to be feral and hunt humans or anything like that . And I dont like how Carlisle is made out to be this ultimate saint . Yes, hes a great doctor and hes an amazing person, but he, like the others, are not perfect . If he was so good, he would have never turned Esme, Edward or Rosalie . Yes, I understand that they were dying, but who gave him the right to condemn them to the same fate as him just because he was lonely ? If it is as Edward believes, and the vampires really dont have souls, then Carlisle condemned his family, the ones he supposedly loves, to a forever of hell . Chew on that, people . Chew on that .

My opinions on The Wolf Pack .

I love the wolf pack, point blank . They are wild, and they are free, and they hit people all willy-knilly, but most importantly, they are real . Unlike the Cullens, they don't pretend and they ARENT PRETENTIOUS . They live simply, but you can just tell that they are a cultured people who live happily with what they have, even when they dont have much . Perfection creeps me out . Who wants to be around people who they feel lesser than ? Thats the feelings you would get around the Cullens, which is the ultimate difference between them and the wolf pack . The only thing i literally hate about the wolf pack is imprinting . Its sick . People should be able to fall in love freely, with the people they choose . How messed up is it that people have to be binded together for their lives all because they're genetic make up means they're babies will be bigger . wrong . on many . different . levels . And i wont even BEGIN on Jake imprinting on Nessie . Actually, I think i will .

My opinions on Renesmee Cullen .

Steph lost her mind when she wrote Breaking Dawn, clearly . I dont mean to bash her, because without her wonderful mind none of us would have the awesomeness that is Twilight, but really ?! Renesmeee ? REALLY ?! Why is it that Jacob had to imprint on Bella's daughter, after not being able to have Bella ? thats disturbing ! And Edward calling him son ? OMG . i seriously wanted to throw breaking dawn out of the window . Then pick it out of the bushes . Then light it on fire . Then take the ashes and flush them down the toilet . Renesmee, number one, shouldnt exist . If vampires supposedly stop all their functioning, why is it that the males still produce semen, if the women cant produce eggs ? that just goes against nature, and also everything Stephenie said . If they cant cry tears, and they cant sweat or produce any OTHER bodily fluid, then why the hell can they produce sperm ?! tsk tsk tsk . Point blank, Renesmee should go back into non-existence . Oh, and i feel that Breaking Dawn ended with a happy ending for The Cullens, but what about everyone else ? Why is it that everything had to work out so perfectly for stupid ass Bella Swan, but no one else ?

I guess the world will never know .

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Damaged by Reijilie reviews
Leah knows she is better for Jake but he's too infatuated with his gf, Bella Swan, to see it.When Leah catches Bella with a local delinquent,Edward Cullen,she brushes off Bella's threats to stay quiet.The consequences are dire. AH,OOC,ref's to rape.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,170 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Jacob, Leah
When It Happens by Jacobblackroxsmysoxs reviews
Leah Clearwater is stuck. Stuck in a relationship with a man she no longer loves, stuck in a rut of familiarity and safety. Right as she gives up all hope, Jacob Black enters the picture. How will he impact the life she thought she wanted? All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,314 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Jacob, Leah
I Run to You by cucumber07 reviews
When Leah's imprint isn't who she originally thought, she returns home seeking help from her former alpha and pack. Only to find they are not so willing to help someone who had previously claimed to hate them. blackwater.Warning:Lemons, Language, voilence
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 75,482 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Midnight Shadows: A Leah and Jacob love story reviews
Leah has joined Jacob's pack, and it seems that finally, they get a chance at happiness together. But Olivia, a pretty new girl has come along and is threatening to ruin Leah's life all over again. How will it turn out? Read! Blackwater. J/L. J/oc. J/L.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,636 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Leah, Jacob