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Author has written 11 stories for Gallagher Girls, Harry Potter, Quest for Camelot, Gideon Trilogy, Linda Buckley-Archer, Inheritance Cycle, and Twilight.
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Harry Potter, Maximum Ride 1-3, Gallager Girls, and Percy Jackson and many more they would just take to long to write out so I won't.
These are some of my favorite quotes:
Shoot all the bluejays you want, if you can hit 'em, but remember it's a sin to kill a mockingbird.
Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
If you want things to be different, perhaps the answer is to become different yourself.
The work goes on, the cause endures, the hope still lives and the dreams shall never die.
Some men see things as they are and say, "Why?" I dream of things that never were and say, "Why not?"
Dreams are the touchstones of our character.
The most pitiful among men is he who turns his dreams into silver and gold.
Greatness inspires envy, envy engenders spite, spite spawns lies.
People find it far easier to forgive others for being wrong than being right.
You don’t forget the face of the person who was your last hope.
Don’t say goodbye because goodbye means going away, and going away means forgetting. - peter pan
If you live to be 100 I hope I live 100 minus one day so I never have to be here without you. - Whinnie the Pooh
I am who I am. Your approval isn’t needed.
Whoever said anything is possible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.
Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain, cherish the memories, ignore the pain, love and learn, forget and forgive because you only have one life to live.
You know something sad I know more about Harry Potter than American History.
"In a way, it's nice to know that there are Greek gods out there, because you have somebody to blame when things go wrong. For instance, when you're walking away from a bus that's just been attacked by monster hags and blown up by lightning, and it's raining on top of everything else, most people might think that's just really bad luck; when you're a half-blood, you understand that some devine force is really trying to mess up your day."- Percy Jackson
"Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can." Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?" Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?" "Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries." Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom."...I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at me. "I do not understand." "I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said. "And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt."
"If my life is going to mean anything, I have to live it myself."
"She glanced at the minotaur horn in my hands, then back at me. I imagined she was going to say, You killed a minotaur! or Wow, you're so awesome! or something like that.
"I am never, ever, going to make things easy for you, Seaweed Brain. Get used to it."
“You idiot” Annabeth said, which was how I knew she was overjoyed to see me conscious.
“It’s stopped raining.” “It’s been known to do that”
“That looks like the crucible.” “That is the crucible.”
"wheat, oat and alfafa."
Fang: "Man, you weigh a freaking ton. What have you been eating, rocks?"
Be yourself & I promise people will enjoy it; & if they don’t forget them.
Giving up doesn’t always mean your weak sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.
Out side of a dog a book is a mans best friend. Inside a dog it’s to dark to read
I wasn’t sure where the Latin came from but I think I meant “eat my pants”- Percy Jackson
We do not use the “C” word to describe the lord of the sky.
“You have evil thoughts for a goat” “why thank you”
“Your nuts Grover” “yeah, nuts and berries”
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving”
Be who you want to be not what others want you to see.
The truth will always set you free but it won’t always make you happy
If one can not enjoy reading a book over and over again then there is no use reading it at all.
“Your back”, she had shouted, “and your short again.”
: Dory and Marlin are in pitch darkness looking for the mask Dory, do you see anything? : Ahh! Something's got me! : That's just me. I'm sorry. : Who's that? :exasperated Who's that? Who else would it be? It's me! : Are... are you my conscience? : sighs Yes, I'm your conscience. We haven't spoken for a while. How are you? : Eh, can't complain. : Good. Now, Dory, do you see anything? : angler fish's light approaches Yes, I see... a light. Hey, conscience, am I dead? : No, I see it too.
: So, the Big Blue. What's it like? : Umm... big... and blue? : I knew it.
Humans have a knack for choosing precisely the things that are worst for them
It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but even more to stand up to your friends
It is our choices...that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities
Indifference and neglect often do much more damage than outright dislike.
If you want to see the true measure of a man, watch how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.
A perfect life is one with flaws as is a perfect person
The thirst for knowledge is dangerous when taken to far
Fear of the name only increases fear for the thing its self.
Let us dare to be ourselves for we do that better than anyone else
The greatest revenge is to accomplish what others say you can not do
The past was. Tomorrow maybe. Only today is.
In life, as in baseball sometimes getting on base is as important as hitting a home run.
Sometimes the most forceful statement you can make is to remain silent.
You can’t change that which you don’t accept
The great black dog looked up at Dumbledore, then, in an instant, turned back into a man. Mrs. Weasley screamed and leapt back from the bed. “Sirius Black!” she shrieked, pointing at him.“Mum, shut up!” Ron yelled. “It’s okay!” Snape had not yelled or jumped backward, but the look on his face was one of mingled fury and horror.
"You . . . are ... a . . . fridge . . . with wings," Fang ground out, punching an Eraser hard with every word. "We're ... freaking ... ballet... dancers."
you... are... a...toy! you're a sad stange little man.
"Did you know that wasn't me, the other Max?" I asked."Yeah.""When?""Right away.""How?" I persisted. "We look identical. She even had identical scars and scratches. She was wearing my clothes. How could you tell us apart?"He turned to me and grinned, making my world brighter. "She offered to cook breakfast."A second later we were laughing so hard it brought tears to my eyes all over again. Fang and I leaned against each other and laughed and laughed, unable to speak, for the longest time.
Everything here is edible. I'm edible, but that is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
You should write a book “How to offend women in five syllables of less”.
I want him to grow a brain.
“What did she say?” “She agrees with you.” “No, he agreed with me!”
Amy Cahill thought she had the most annoying little brother on the planet. And that was before he almost got her killed. Dobby didn’t mean to kill, only maim or seriously injure.
There is no pretense here I happen to be genuinely self absorbed and deeply shallow.
“You’re back,” she had shouted, “and you’re short again.”
Price check on prune juice, Bob, price check on prune juice.
I love deadlines. I especially love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
It is all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it is fun and games and you can’t see anyone.
First you jump off the cliff and you build your wings on the way down.
Amy could’ve lived in the secret library. Instead she almost died there.
“Some beach somewhere, there’s a big umbrella casting shade over an empty chair. Palm trees are growing, warm breezes blowing. I picture myself there, some beach somewhere.”
“Life is like a multiple choice question, sometimes the choices confuse you, not the question itself.”
Dan decided that explosions were cool, but not if you were in one.
Amy hated crowds, but the idea of plunging into the middle of seven million dead people didn’t bother her.
"Fall seven times and stand up eight."
“I’ve learned… that my best friend and I can do anything, or nothing, and have the best time.”
Amy Cahill didn’t believe in omens. But black snow was falling, the earth was rumbling beneath her feet, her brother was meowing, and her uncle Alistair was prancing on the beach in pink pajamas. She had to admit, the signs were not promising.
“Life is like a 1,000 page book. You want to quit halfway through, but then you realize you have a lot left to look forward to.”
Standing at the rail, Dan Cahill looked over the roiling sea and thought: He who is responsible for the fate of the world does not lose his lunch.
"Everyone makes mistakes. That's why there is an eraser on every pencil."
Beware the Ferrets.
“Which house is Jeod’s? And why are you holding a frog?”“Now we’re getting somewhere,” she bantered. “Jeod is on the right. And as for the frog, he’s actually a toad. I’m trying to prove that toads don’t exist—that there are only frogs.”“How can toads not exist if you have one on your hand right now?” interrupted Eragon. “Besides, what good will it do, proving that there are only frogs?”The woman shook her head vigorously, dark curls bouncing. “No, no, you don’t understand. If I prove toads don’t exist, then this is a frog and never was a toad. Therefore, the toad you see now doesn’t exist. And,” she raised a small finger, “if I can prove there are only frogs, then toads won’t be able to do anything bad—like make teeth fall out, cause warts, and poison or kill people. Also, witches won’t be able to use any of their evil spells because, of course, there won’t be any toads around. “I see,” said Brom delicately. “It sounds interesting, and I would like to hear more, but we have to meet Jeod.”“Of course,” she said, waving her hand and returning to her writing. Once they were out of the herbalist’s hearing, Eragon said, “She’s crazy!”“It’s possible,” said Brom, “but you never know. She might discover something useful, so don’t criticize. Who knows, toads might really be frogs!”“And my shoes are made of gold,” retorted Eragon.
“As a matter of fact, I did! It seems that all toads are frogs, but not all frogs are toads. So in that sense, toads don’t really exist, which means that I was right all along.” She stopped her patter abruptly, leaned to the side, grabbed a mug from a bench next to her, and offered it to Eragon. “Here, have a cup of tea.”
There are three types of lies: lies, damn lies, and statistics.
"Live in the present, remember the past, and fear not the future, for it doesn't exist and never shall. There is only now."
"Eragon looked back at him, confused. "I don't understand." "Of course you don't," said Brom impatiently. "That's why I'm teaching you and not the other way around."
"Books should go where they will be most appreciated, and not sit unread, gathering dust on a forgotten shelf, don't you agree?"
"Saphira waved her tail, the tip whistling loudly. "I'm not asking you to. However, if we attack first, we may gain the advantage." "Have you gone crazy? They'll..." Eragon's voice trailed off as he thought about it. "They won't be able to do a thing." "Exactly," said Saphira. "We can inflict lots of damage from a safe height." "Let's drop rocks on them!"
Never look back unless youre planning to go that way.
“Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So, love people who treat you right, forgive the ones who don’t, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said it’d be easy, they just promised it’d be worth it.”
Always laugh when you can. It is cheaper than medicine…“
They stuff people’s heads down the toilet the first day at Stonewall,” Dudley told Harry. “want to come upstairs and practice?”“No, thanks,” said Harry. “The poor toilet’s never had anything as horrible as your head down it- it might be sick.”
"Mmm...she's doomed! You're doomed!! They're all doomed! Notice I didn't specify what kind of doom, so no matter what happens, I predicted it. How very WISE of me."
"You would be amazed how many magicians have died after being bitten by mad rabbits. It's far more common than you might think.
Whenever I have to do something in a hurry, I'll always bring a turtle.
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
“Life is like a canvas. It begins blank and every day is like another brush stroke.”
“That’s the best revenge of all: happiness. Nothing drives people crazier than seeing someone have a good f-cking life.”
: I think I pulled a muscle. : I'm gonna die! I know it! I'm on a mission with a lame turtle!
Somewhere (we aren’t going to tell you were ok Narnia jk Aslan wouldn't sign the wavers. We promise that we will be Sirius now Er… serious) there was a room.
“Sometimes we expect more from others because we would be willing to do that much for them.”
The Emperor liked the flashing lights.
Win as if you were used to it, lose as if you enjoyed it for a change.
: Why the hell did you take your shoes off? : Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken
“If you watch Home Alone backwards, it’s a story about two men who are helped out of traps by a young child, who then cleans them up. Then, the child’s family comes home and yells at him.”
Hermione, however, clapped a hand to her forehead. “Harry – I think I’ve just understood something! I’ve got to go to the library!” And she sprinted away up the stairs.“What does she understand?” said Harry distractedly, still looking around, trying to tell where the voice had come from.“Loads more than I do.” Said Ron shaking his head.“But why’s she got to go to the library?” “Because that’s what Hermione does,” said Ron shrugging. “When in doubt, go to the library.”
"Life is all about risks and it requires you to jump. Don't be a person who has to look back and wonder what they would have or could have had. No one lives forever."
Love is like driving a car at night. You never see further than your headlights, but you can make the whole trip that way.
You will find a girl prettier than me, smarter than me, and funnier than me, but you will never find a girl just like me.
The trouble with life is there’s no background music.
“Best friends understand when you say forget it. Wait forever when you say just a minute. Stays when you say leave me alone. And open the door before you can say come in.”
“Life’s not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.”
“Life is like an ocean. It can be calm and still or rough and rigid. But in the end it’s always beautiful.”
“Life is like a bar of soap, once you think you’ve got a hold of it, it slips away.”
"If you understand everything, you must be misinformed."
“Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.”
“Sometimes I pretend to be normal; but then it gets b-o-r-i-n-g, so I go back to being me.”
“If people don’t like me for whatever I do, for being me, then that’s too bad. I don’t want to change to be something that I’m not for other people to like me.”
What goes around comes around, like a hula hoop.
“You know you’ve got the greatest friends when the only time they make you cry is when you’re laughing too hard.”
All generalizations are false, including this one.
“I know you can buy all the things that you want. Cause you’re so perfectly rich. But from that all, you can’t buy just one thing. It’s a friendship.”
Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get. "
It is helpful to know the proper way to behave, so one can decide whether or not to be proper." "
A library is infinity under a roof.
"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.
Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.
The method they were using, with the deer slung between them, made Jonah think of a picture in a textbook. But he couldn’t remember any picture in a social studies book that had this caption, “If you are traveling though time and you see people using this technique that undoubtedly means you’re in the sixteenth or seventeenth century and…” Jonah had always thought that social studies were mostly pointless. It was weird that now he wished that the social studies teachers had taught him more.
"Things change, people change, but that doesn't mean you should forget the past."
“I really can’t deny it, I am who I am. I’m pretty normal. I’m not that smooth type of girl. I run into things, I trip, I spill food. I say stupid things… I really don’t have it all together.”
“Look at me! I'm big! I'm strong! I'm a superior example of froghood and capable of protecting us both!"
Fred and George, however, found all this very funny. They went out of their way to march ahead of Harry down the corridors, shouting, “Make way for the Heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through. . . .” Percy was deeply disapproving of this behavior. “It is not a laughing matter,” he said coldly. “Oh, get out of the way, Percy,” said Fred. “Harry’s in a hurry.” “Yeah, he’s off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant,” said George, chortling. "
...even the most independent people sometimes needed help. And if I'd learned nothing else from my life thus far, it was that you don't always end up where you think you're going."
Learn how to exhale, the inhale will take care of itself.
“And what if I wave my wand and nothing happens?”“Throw it away and punch him in the nose,” suggested Ron.
The pelican took off in fright. “I am mortified beyond belief by what I have just learned! That a person of such beauty and quality is to be condemned to a union with a poor fish like you! It is nothing less that a tragedy.” Sidney looked down his nose at Peter, who stood half in and half out of Rosamund’s Pond. “What?” exclaimed Peter, too bemused to be angry.” “You frightened it away!” shouted Jack. “Kate is a lady you, sir, are an ass,” continued Sidney, ignoring his little brother. “I will do everything in my power to persuade her to turn her back on this ludicrous arrangement.” With his nostrils flaring and a final toss of his head, Sidney flounced off to walk alone. Peter decided he had better remove his foot from the water. Green weed clung to his white stocking, and his beautiful buckled shoe was stuck in the mud at the bottom of the pond. He bent over and pulled it out of the water with a squelch. When he stood up, he saw Kate looking rather sheepish. “What was that all about?” he demanded. “I couldn’t think what else to do! Sidney’s been pestering me for days….I told him we’re engaged- that it was all arranged by our parents when we were babies.” Peter looked up to heaven. “Great,” he said. “I’ve just dug my way out of one hole with Queen Charlotte, and now I’ve got some more playacting to do.” He suddenly looked a little more cheerful. “Mind you, I don’t mind being one up on Sidney. He really does have it coming to him. Come on, the future Mrs. Schock, you had better take my arm.” “Steady on,” said Kate, steeping to one side. “There’s no need to go that far.”
Put all thine eggs in one basket and - watch that basket.
All you need is ignorance and confidence and the success is sure.
"There’s nothing wrong with reading a book you love over and over. When you do, the words get inside you, become a part of you, in a way that words in a book you’ve read only once can’t."
"He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though...keep up with news...check if I'm happy..."
"Then welcome, you poor things! I'm so glad you're here! I never get to talk to anyone except when I'm working, and then I'm supposed to say things like, 'Woe is me' and 'Beware' and 'Uncle Rupert is going to die.' And then they look at me like I have two heads, which I don't because I'm not a troll , and they always say, 'Oh, no, the banshee is here!' Do you know how that makes me feel? Every time I show up, people run screaming and warn everybody else that I'm around. Believe me, I've thought about staying home and sleeping late, but I can't because I care about people. Without me to warn them, people would die unexpectedly, and then where would their relatives be? When I tell them, they have time to make arrangements, say good-bye...you know-important things. I'm actually a very nice person; it's just that no one gives me a chance to prove it."
The truth is rarely pure, and never simple.
A Study of Hogwarts' Prefects and Their Later Careers,"Ron read off the back,” That sounds fascinating.”
History is a cyclic poem written by Time upon the memories of man. “
The two best times to keep your mouth shut are when you’re swimming and when you’re angry.”
“A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.”
Legend: A lie that has attained the dignity of age.
“See there is something that you don’t know about me” “Yeah and what would that be?” “It’s my lucky day. Oh my god did you see that shot? I’m amazing. I’m batman.” “Yeah you’re batman.”
Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
A habit is something you can do without thinking - which is why most of us have so many of them.
In the end, it's not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away.
"I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, but I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry."
"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't." "When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one that has opened for us."
You've got to take the good with the bad, smile with the sad, love what you've got, and remember what you had.
Always forgive, but never forget.
Learn from mistakes, but never regret.
Forgive your enemies, but never, never forget their names.
“I wanted a perfect ending. Now I’ve learned, the hard way, that some poems don’t rhyme, and some stories don’t have a clear beginning, middle and end. Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what’s going to happen next.”
Fewer things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.
"Brilliant! It's Potions last thing on Friday! Snape won't have the time to poison us all!"
Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.
Friends are the most important ingredient in this recipe of life."
"I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine, encourage me to grow."
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
"Why were you lurking under our window?" "Yes -- yes, good point, Petunia! What were you doing under our windows, boy?" "Listening to the news," said Harry in a resigned voice. His aunt and uncle exchanged looks of outrage. "Listening to the news! Again?" "Well, it changes every day, you see," said Harry.
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