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Joined 06-04-02, id: 223925, Profile Updated: 10-06-12
Author has written 14 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Smallville, Third Watch, Flashpoint, Pitch Black / Riddick, and Fast and the Furious.

I'm 20 from Alberta, Canada. I don't write often, but I like my Buffy, my Harry Potter, and assorted other fandoms. If you like or hate a story, do feel free to write, I can always use some constructive criticisms!

ETA: Holy moly, that was ten years ago. I guess I never edited it to reflect my time in Ottawa, or the fact that I'm back in Alberta. However, the rest still applies.

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The Silence of Wind and Sand by Amshara reviews
Max flinches at Furiosa's scream and later wonders why. Character exploration; slow burn.
Mad Max - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/27/2015
Off The Grid by Lattelady reviews
Bourne and Nicky pairing. What do they really have between them and will Jason ever remember it? SPOILERS FOR First THREE MOVIES. Note rating change! COMPLETED at long last.
Bourne series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 70,844 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 8/16/2015 - Published: 9/30/2007 - J. Bourne/David W./Delta/Cain, Nicky P. - Complete
Fury and Hope by Ghrelt reviews
Max leaves the Citadel because he doesn't know how to be with people anymore. Something always draws him back, though, and maybe someday he'll decide to stay... Rated M for language and later smut. (Furiosa/Max) Takes place during the year immediately following Fury Road.
Mad Max - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,726 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/5/2015 - Published: 6/23/2015 - Complete
Starfall by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, past HPGW. A Dark hex dissolves Harry's marriage to Ginny, and sends Harry down into a spiral of depression. To console himself, he keeps a private journal in the persona of Ethan Starfall, normal wizard with a big family. Draco sends a desperate letter asking for help with Scorpius; Harry finds it, and responds as Ethan. Perhaps he shouldn't have. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 203,614 - Reviews: 1184 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 990 - Updated: 5/11/2015 - Published: 6/4/2014 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Scorpius M. - Complete
Running on Air by eleventy7 reviews
Draco Malfoy has been missing for three years; Harry is assigned the cold case and slowly becomes intrigued by the memories he investigates. Eventual HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 78,362 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 1/6/2015 - Published: 9/29/2014 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
References by Bobbie23 reviews
Olivia realises how much support she has for becoming a mother.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,141 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 8/11/2014 - E. Stabler, O. Benson, Noah B. - Complete
Under Her Skin by StarvingLunatic reviews
Set at the start of season 2. Instead of the wraith, Rumplestiltskin goes for something a little more personal, sinister, and slower when it comes to killing Regina. He curses Regina and Emma stays by her side as Regina wastes away. They have roughly a month to find a cure for a curse without one. If anyone can do the impossible, it should be them. Maybe. SwanQueen
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 85,025 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 5/25/2014 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen, Henry Mills - Complete
Who Needs Shelter by deemn reviews
Two years post-S2 Finale. Storybrooke has settled back into the routines of small town life and no one is really willing to shatter the illusion that everything is just fine.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,043 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 7/21/2013 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] Henry Mills - Complete
Shattered by SgtMac reviews
After suffering multiple serious concussions in the fight against Zelena, Regina collapses from a nearly fatal head injury. In need of assistance during her long recovery, Regina finds herself growing much closer to Emma and forming a new kind of family with her son and his birth mother along the way. Post 3x20 (kind of). SQ romantic.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,600 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 50 - Published: 6/18/2014 - Complete
Lost in Translation by purplehershey reviews
AU. Regina is deaf. Emma is the only one who refuses to give her pity. In response, Regina is thrilled by this new challenge and the stand-offs commence, but over time she finds out there is more to the blonde woman than just a target to throw a stinging quip and pointed glare at.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,868 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Why Can't Secret Santa Just Be Openly Gay? by writetherest reviews
"I loved all of them. But you knew that I would, didn't you? I don't know how, but you knew that I wanted all of these things as a little girl. How did you know? I mean, I never told anyone about some of these things. Well, except for…" Emma's eyes go wide as the thought strikes her again, the same one she'd had days before. "Oh god! Tell me you aren't Santa Claus."
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,212 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 131 - Published: 12/14/2013 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] - Complete
The Ring He Gave To You Will Loose It's Shine by SereneCalamity reviews
Dom and Letty had never put any put any restrictions on the relationship they had. Dom wanted her, but it wasn't until she's unavailable that he realizes just how much. Dotty. OneShot.
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,721 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Dom, Letty - Complete
Fifth Sense by Moiranna reviews
There was something different about Kyra. At first it had been subtle, but as the days went by Riddick knew that something was off. Riddick/Kyra post TCOR
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/28/2013 - [Riddick, Jack] - Complete
when we lay down our weary guns by Grotesk Burlesque reviews
Each one holds the key to the others' liberation. Django/Schultz/Broomhilda
Django Unchained - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,228 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Django F., Dr. Schultz, Broomhilda S. - Complete
The Bet by adromir reviews
Spike makes a bet he shouldn't have. With surprising result.
Flashpoint - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Mike S., Sam B. - Complete
Halfway Around the World by playergurl89 reviews
Team One travels to a faraway land to extradite a criminal and a bewildered and engaged Jules Callaghan ends up being left behind in Sam Braddock's strong, capable hands. Begins Prior to Sam joining Team One.
Flashpoint - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,603 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Sam B., Jules C.
Pull the Story by Standbackufools reviews
While doing a bit more digging for the Mayor, Sidney finds a particularly news-worthy tidbit on a certain Sheriff. And Emma finds an ally in an unlikely place.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Carry Me to the Grave by Illyria13 reviews
His hands are stained with the blood of those who have come before. "Behind the Blue Line" tag
Flashpoint - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,945 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Sam B., Kevin W. - Complete
Mechanical Animals by SkyKissed reviews
It's less attraction and more fascination. Because in his perfectly structured little kingdom Trudy is one of the few outliers.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,208 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2012 - M. Quaritch, Trudy C. - Complete
A Fronte Praecipitium, A Tergo Lupi by Devi Lethe reviews
Post Dark Fury. When you dance with the Devil, the Devil doesn't change. He changes you.
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 40,257 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Jack, Riddick
Swim 'Til You Drown by Illyria13 reviews
Guilt is a powerful motivator, and he has so much to be guilty for.
Flashpoint - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,176 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Sam B. - Complete
Atonement by Darkalley29 reviews
AU. Not all sins will be easily forgiven.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 94,660 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - E. Stabler, O. Benson - Complete
On a Clear Day by Sara's Girl reviews
Draco Malfoy is waiting for his real life to begin, and it appears that he's not the only one. Coffee, charity, and the wisdom of the elderly. HPDM. Oneshot of epic proportions.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43,663 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 1,744 - Follows: 115 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Tough But Tender by tempest-races reviews
He loves her, she loves him. But things aren't right. Will they ever be again? Is love enough? Are there any happily ever afters in their world?
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 174,513 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 12/1/2003 - Complete
Where the Light Is by A.D. Rath reviews
Ever wondered what would have happened had Elliot seen and followed Olivia the day she returned from Oregon to find Dani Beck at her desk? Short one-shot written for the LiveJournal EOficathon.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,817 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/9/2009 - E. Stabler, O. Benson - Complete
Last Word by inuyasharbd15fan09 reviews
She stared at him. What did he want? And he told her: He needed her help... again. slight NikkiJason PostUltimatum
Bourne series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,393 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 8/19/2007
Session by La Flamingo reviews
First off, he’s never done this before, and it’s really uncomfortable and he’d really appreciate it if you could turn off the recorder. Implied T/P; slight movieverse spoilers
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,259 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Complete
Lead Me to Your Door by Jessymama reviews
Extreme AU! Jack gets the shock of his life after reading a story that will change everything. Chapter 22 note: Here's the last chapter Epilogue: Thank you all for reading and reviewing. I hope you enjoyed the ride as much as I did.
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 157,331 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/11/2006 - Published: 5/5/2006
Human Interest by MadLori reviews
AU 1983: A reporter visits the small town of Farmingdale, Vermont, and is intrigued to learn about two men who run a ranch together outside of town...but when she meets them, the story she hopes to write takes on new significance.
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 144,929 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 3/3/2006 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Complete
Just Like You by Kylie Dilston reviews
Six years can be a long time. A long time away from him. A long time for something to go wrong. AU that picks up right after Dark Fury some TCOR spoilers. Complete!
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,554 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/26/2005 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Complete
For the Best by Emma15 reviews
(COMPLETE) "What he’d heard couldn’t possibly be what she’d said." Read and Review please...
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 156,029 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/19/2005 - Published: 11/25/2003 - Complete
Stable by maile reviews
Updated 30 October, 2004. It's been a few years since the heists and things aren't what they used to be for Dom and Letty.
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,211 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/30/2004 - Published: 10/6/2004
Father Figure by SoAJic reviews
Post Pitch Black. Longer songfic dealing with Riddick's relationship with Jack. Not such a nice Riddick, so you've been warned. R&R please. Complete...maybe...
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 6/22/2004 - Published: 6/18/2004 - Complete
Shards by sardonicsmiley reviews
Alternate ending to COR. Riddick and Kyra explain some things to Vaako. Drabble.
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/17/2004 - Published: 6/12/2004
Deeper Still by Funky In Fishnet reviews
Jack is still an alone runaway years on after flying off the planet with Imam and Riddick, though she meets with Riddick each year. What happens when he doesn't turn up and she has to get him out of the place they want to put her in?
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,618 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/16/2004 - Published: 1/26/2003 - Complete
Unto Us A Child Is Born by Ann Brill White reviews
Aeryn gives birth; Sikozu rejoins the Moya crew; the PKs make war plans.
Farscape - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,877 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/7/2003
Reality Check by tiberius1 reviews
AU: *Complete* Post UR. Sequel to Realized Reality. Recommend you read that first. Synopsis included here. Please R&R
Farscape - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,886 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/22/2002 - Published: 11/3/2002 - Complete
Interlude by chicletsquared reviews
A 'what-if' story set between plot points in the NA version - Usagi and Mamoru meet and discover love before they discover who they were to each other.
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 28,940 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 69 - Published: 11/10/2002 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen
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Ohne Dich (Without You) reviews
A peek in Letty's mind and heart when she finds herself alone. Linked drabbles that follow Letty through to being found in Europe, and the aftermath.
Fast and the Furious - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Letty, Dom
They Tend to End Up Dead reviews
People in Jack and Riddick's vicinity tend to end up dead. Three tragic drabbles and one who had the sense to get out immediately. Something I slapped together in a fit of pique.
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Jack, Riddick - Complete
Sam, Starbucks Man reviews
Sam likes Starbucks. Maybe too much. A little drabble on how much.
Flashpoint - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Sam B. - Complete
Observations, or How Team One Realized About Sam and Jules reviews
From the various points of view of Team One, how they each realized that Sam and Jules were together before. Takes place up to Priority of Life. Mostly humour.
Flashpoint - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,133 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 10/3/2012
End of Days reviews
When the biggest man in Sam's world is reduced, he understands that death is the great equalizer.
Flashpoint - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Sam B. - Complete
Is It Too Late to Elope? reviews
Jules comes to realize that wedding planning is a very different challenge. Fluffy, silly, and written as a vignette that came to mind. Ends a bit suddenly, though.
Flashpoint - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Jules C., Sam B. - Complete
Where We're At reviews
It doesn't matter how we got here, it's where we're at that's important.
Third Watch - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5/1/2003 - Published: 4/30/2003
24 Hour Diner reviews
It's not the food she goes for.
Third Watch - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/24/2003
Just Breathe reviews
After Faith closed the door.
Third Watch - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/23/2003 - Published: 4/22/2003
Purple Haze
Faith doesn't believe in luck.
Third Watch - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/8/2003
Red Ribbon reviews
Lana lost.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/17/2003
Onto Eternity reviews
Clark considers that Lex knows.
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2003
End of the Road reviews
In the future, Lex thinks of Clark's secret, and where to go from there.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/9/2003
The Deal reviews
Buffy is in Hell and Spike has to make the deal to save her. Who said Heaven and Hell can't get along?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/4/2002 - Spike, Buffy S.