Born: 1993-07-27. (Best date ever, just have to wait half a year for more gifts. My brothers friend is born 23rd December, that cant be fun..)
Name: Maria, but I dont like that one so call me Lucrecia.
Note for things I put here: I dont remember where I've read this stuff, I just put what I agree on or think are funny or special.
“All our knowledge merely helps us to die
A more painful death then animals
That know nothing.”
So very true, so sad.
Facts of life
~Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
~I don't obsess! I think intensely.
~All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires who could care less about a pathetic human, or fictional characters in books/movies.
One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school.His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books.I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.
You're dreams are almost always so real that you don't know if you dreamt it or not.
This was one hillarious thing I've read.
The Akatsuki Had Twins? - By Artemis Nox
Just then Itachi ran in, shrieking the same shriek that was heard just moments ago. He stopped in the middle of the room and flapped his hands dramatically before he sighed, "There's a mouse in the hideout!" Then he fainted.
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.' With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad, she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy.
She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.
In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I’m sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.
Love, Your Son, John
P.S. - Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you. Call me when it's safe to come home.
You Say Pink
I HATE SAKURA!! If you want to see Sakura end up dead at the end of the Naruto series, COPY THIS If you want to see Sakura be killed by Sasuke, Naruto and Sai for the good of the world, COPY THIS If you hate the parings Itasaku, sasusaku, gaasaku, COPY THIS If you hate reading, watching Sakura hit Naruto/Sai, COPY THIS If you think Sakura is the worst character in the Naruto series, COPY THIS If you just hate her, COPY THIS
I HATE SAKURA!!
If you want to see Sakura end up dead at the end of the Naruto series, COPY THIS
If you want to see Sakura be killed by Sasuke, Naruto and Sai for the good of the world, COPY THIS
If you hate the parings Itasaku, sasusaku, gaasaku, COPY THIS
If you hate reading, watching Sakura hit Naruto/Sai, COPY THIS
If you think Sakura is the worst character in the Naruto series, COPY THIS
If you just hate her, COPY THIS
Everywhere we go
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
I didn't say it was your fault. I just said I was going to blame it on you.