Author has written 2 stories for Teen Titans, and Naruto.
HELLO PEOPLE I AM REDOING BOTH STORYS TO MAKE IT WOEFULLEST OK BYEZ btw iam SSSSSOOOOO SORRY!!!! and mabye make another story and send me oc's cause i want to put new people in there you know look peronality so on and tell me which story m'kay
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What will happen eventually...(copied from Bri Nara)
A random producer guy from DisneyXD is working on Naruto Shippuden until... BOOM! Jiraiya, Deidara, and Hidan crash into the room.
"What is the meaning of this, un?!" Deidara yelled out. "You took out a precious moment of my art!!"
"As much as I appreciate you getting rid of my nickname, you're going to take out the women!" Jiraiya shouted.
"You took out the swearing... and the blood," Hidan growled as he walked up to him. "What kind of f_ing ninja show doesn't have blood in it?!" Hidan brought his scythe up to the guy's neck.
"It was for the fans! I made it appropriate so even six year olds could watch!" the guy screamed as he... uh... gave himself a reason to look for new pants.
"Who gives a crap about the freakin' six-year-olds?! The freakin' fourteen-year-olds are gonna kill you for taking out the good parts!"
There was another BOOM! Three ninja fans busted down the wall. Two jounin-level boys, and a chuunin-level girl.
Put this on your profile if you noticed what Disney took out of Naruto Shippuden, and you're mad about it. And add yourself to the fans invasion!
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Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now!!
You say BABY PINK
I think, therefore I get a headache."
"I smile because I have no idea what's going on."
"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."
"Death is life's way of telling you you're fired."
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment.
'So I'm in love with several fictional characters from books and 'cartoons', your point is?' (There's nothing wrong with it!! It's not like it makes you insane!! ...Maybe...possibly)
God put me on this Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind I will never die.
There are very few problems that cant be solved by using a large amount of explosives. (Aw~!! WHY NOT!!)
You know what! Earth sucks, I’m going home! (Haha Yes, to Planet Pluto)
Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep on talking. (Yep, that's meh!!)
"What is this 'kindness' you speak of?"
Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them!
"Somehow, in some way that was all your fault."
Retreating! Hell no, we're just attacking the other direction!
Organized people are just too lazy to look for things. (You see chaos and disorder, I see a unique filing system!)
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Try to half-ass comfort you when you feel down.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Always keep your stuff they borrowed in perfect condition.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink because they think it's polite.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Ask you what you number is.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have to be reminded not to tell.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will offer to pay when you have a drink.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will apologize when you forget lunch money and say that they don't have any left.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will smile and say "Don't worry about me" when they forget their lunch money, even if you didn't offer to pay.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will automatically tell you you're beautiful when you ask if something makes you look fat.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would tell you not to get a face-lift because you already look perfect.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Tell you your zits aren't noticeable.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh with you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh at all your jokes.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Congratulate you when you get good grades.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Encourage you not to skip school.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will glare at the guy who dumps you and say "Forget him. You're too good for him."
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Crush on your older brother whom you absolutely despise.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
~Yo mumma is so fat, even Naruto don't Believe it!
~When I said "I'd hit that!" ... I meant with my car...
~When people don't laugh at our jokes, I don't think of it as a "You had to be there" type of thing... It's more of a "You have to be Mentally Retarded like us" type of thing...
Don't call me small! I break off your feet and stick them on your head!" -Edward Elric
"I'm not short, I'm fun-sized!" -Me
"I'm not small, I just live in a world of giant people." -Me
"Smile. It makes people wonder what you're up to."
"Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over."
"I'm not so good at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"
"Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and lose that's weird."
"Whoever said "Nothing's impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door."
"I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me."
"Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun"
"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up."
"When all else fails, blow shit up."
"I reject your reality and substitute my own." -Adam Savage
"We are always the same age inside."-Gertrude Stein
"What is his power level?
"And I´m Gaara...of the Funk" "Gaara of the Funk"- Naruto abridge series
-"All the good guys are from anime, married or gay"- Random author
-"Some day Twitter, Facebook, and YouTube will combine to make YOUTWITFACE!"-- Conan O'Brian
-"“Twelve-year olds are reading Icha Icha, Kakashi and Anko are reproducing, Jiraiya is a babysitter…” she rubbed her forehead. “Why don’t they just move the Ninja Academy to a porn shop while they’re at it?”Sakura (The Legend of the Four Swords, by FireAngel66)
-"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep --> not screaming, like the passengers in his car."
-I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.
-Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
-I don't obsess! I think intensely.
-The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
-Always forgiveyour enemies. Nothing annoys them more.
-Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
-Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
-Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
-If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
-Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.
"Best friends through thick and thin!
-Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky and yell "Storms Suck"
-You say psycho like it's a bad thing!
-Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
-When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it
-When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate
-When life gives you lemons, throw them at the mean people and hope it gets them in the eyes
-If at first you don't succeed, burn all the evidence that you tried
-The only reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answer I accept
-Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered, "Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"
-Cheese will rule do not deny the truth
-Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I am proven horribly wrong
-All sane people who worked here quit
-Everything is funny as long as it's happening to some one else
-One by one penguins steal my sanity, but since when have I been sane
-I've been given sugar. Please use this time to prepare for the end of the world
-What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding
-It is better to dwell in the wilderness than with contentious and angry women
-A vase is basically a flower torture device; you rip it from its home, put it in a small container and watch it die slowly
-I will temporarily rule the world, forever
-One bright day in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. Then a deaf policeman heard the noise and drew his gun and stabbed the boys. If you don't believe this lie is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too. And if you don't believe the blind, ask the deaf he heard it fine.
-If you don't like the way I drive stay off the sidewalk!
-A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
Naruto Name Meanings:
Sasuke- Parrot (BAHAHAHA! That explains so much!)
Itachi- Weasel (So that explains the eye line thingys)
Sakura- Cherry Blossom (Not really creative.)
Kisame- Demon Shark (Really?)
Sasori- Scorpion (I wonder why?)
Kiba- Fang (What gave it away?)
Naruto- Ramen toppings with a pink whirlpool design in the middle (Yeah, I'll have Naruto for lunch.)
Deidara- Mud (SON OF A !!) or Day Flaw (...)
Kakuzu- Painting made to Life (Makes sense if you think 'bout it!)
Hidan- Bandit gang (No duh, Sherlock.)
Pein- Priss (if you fell for that then your a noob!) Pain
Hinata- Sunflower (Awww, how sweet.)
Shikamaru- Deer (I don't like deers anymore! Poor Hidan...)
Tobi- Good Boy (Not true but he is!)
Zabuza- Cuts Once (Interesting... Is it because of the huge sword or the shark teeth?)
Haku- Someone who has a meaning in someones life. (Oh the iorny!)
Neji- Screw (So when i'm saying 'Neji You' i'm really sayig 'Screw You'!)
Copy and paste this if you want to be more smartterer! And add another name to it till there's none left
i love meh NARUTO-KUN!!!
If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you coud be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you believe that Naruto is the Best Anime out there then copy and paste this onto your page to spread the word.. Narutards forever and ever!!
If your family wonders how you can remember the names of Naruto characters, copy and paste this into your profile
Copy and paste this to your profile to help them take over the world!!
Akatsuki is awesome. ALL of them are smexy. If you agree copy and paste this on to your profile.
If you are, crazy and insane, put this in your profile.
Anime is Life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile
If you think that it would be fun to be a cartoon, copy this message into your profile.
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think that the Akatsuki is cool but Zetsu is AWSOME!! copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Sakura is USELESS!! and should be killed off, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what Kisame would taste like as Sushi, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Tobi should run for president, copy and paste this onto your profile and add you name! Aurora1495. midnightstar237!!
If you believe in God, copy and paste this onto your profile...do it, He's counting on you! WWJD!
IF YOU BELIEVE THAT ITACHI IS NOT DEAD, PLEASE COPY AND PASTE!!
If you think Itachi should tell Sasuke to "quit being a wussy", copy and paste this into your profile.lol
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you think Hidan is a sexy bastard and Shikamaru should unbury him copy and paste to your profile. Come on peoples! Hidans waiting! o-o
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