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Joined 02-01-10, id: 2239428, Profile Updated: 06-22-13
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter.

Hey fellow Fanfictioners!

Well for the purposes of disgression... you may call me Monkeyman626! (I was going for MonkeyQueen but apparently that was taken!!). I'm 21 years old, and I have blonde hair, and eyes that change from blue to green, so thats why all my characters are gorgeous blondes. (I make them better looking versions of myself! Hey a girl's gotta dream right?)

I am a hopeless romantic, and so if your not into cheese... well consider yourself fairly warned! (though I like to tell myself I have a good balance between cheese and interesting!)

I'm at University now, and I have been writing fanfiction since I was old enough to turn on a computer. Hopefully that means I do alright. I'm a true stickler for Ron/Hermione relationships, and Ginny/Harry relationships, though I do enjoy mixing them up just for the sake of it!

R&R but oh Please be kind to me!

Hehe :D


THE BABY PROJECT The sixth years at Hogwarts School are about to undergo the strangest, weirdest, most difficult project of their lives. Who will learn? Who will grow? Who will overcome? And most importantly... How the hell are they going to survive with all these babies?

HELP!!! The Reviews I've gotten for this story are absolutely amazing! Thanks to everyone whose been following me so far! Now... I need a little help! It's christmas time for Madison, Draco and the kids, and I don't know what I want to have them do! Any suggestions would be most appreciated! Snowball fights? Big feasts? Fred and George mayhem? Accidents? Illness? Lucius Malfoy? SUGGESTIONS PLEASE!!! BEST SUGGESTIONS WILL BE USED AND THE NEXT CHAPTER WILL BE POSTED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!!!

THE BABY PROJECT TWO Kinda lost the inspiration for this one, so its been taken down, and i'll put it back up as soon as i regain my inspiration!

THE UNEXPECTED They were the two most outrageous, wild, and talented students Hogwarts had ever seen. And no one even knew who they were. Ginny Weasley and Trixiebelle Velair had a whole other life to what the students thought they knew. The time would soon come, when Hogwarts would see them for who they really were. The Hogwarts students should have learnt by now, to expect the unexpected.


WHEN KARLI CAME A drunken night leaves Severus Snape with an extraordinary gift - a baby girl. This is the story of what happened when Karlianna Adelaide Snape crashlanded on Hogwarts.

WHEN THE MONSTER LAMENTS Was only intended as a oneshot, but if enough people like it, I might make it longer.

Thankyou KortyCub11 who has consented to give me a hand - cowriting WHEN KARLI CAME and given me plenty of help with THE UNEXPECTED and THE BABY PROJECT!

And thank you to Mrs. Nicole Malfoy and her list of things NOT to do at Hogwarts. Pretty much inspired The Unexpected and gave me a lot of glorious prank opportunities!

Sorry it's taken so long to update stories guys. I've been in College, moved countries, got married... its been a hectic two years and I lost inspiration to keep writing. Inspiration is back though (and lets hope it stays). I have begun with my sequel to The Unexpected, It's called Open Your Eyes! Hope you like it guys!

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Dragon's Garrison by Underdog Lover reviews
Voldemort's return spells doom for the Wizarding World. In an attempt to make sure Harry is not held back by anything that could be detrimental to him Ron is forced to stay away from Harry and coldly tossed aside. On the other side not all Slytherin's are on the side of the Dark Lord. Four of them don't want to serve and just want to be free. Will Ron be their salvation?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 103,540 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 1/9 - [Ron W., Daphne G.] Harry P., Theodore N. - Complete
Harry Crow by robst reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 25014 - Favs: 13,488 - Follows: 11,483 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Thanks to a Snake by Irish216 reviews
Harry is affected more by the abuse at home,that, a chance meeting with a snake, and a marriage contract send him down a different path. In the process of being Beta'ed. Ch1 beta'ed March 13
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 65,535 - Reviews: 2646 - Favs: 5,221 - Follows: 4,008 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
A Business Proposal For Life by Icnrmoid reviews
Post-Hogwarts, Post-War. Ginny has been stalked by Harry Potter since the war. Draco is an unspeakable and needs a wife for his next mission. Perhaps they can help each other out. HBP-Compliant, DG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Harry Potter and Godric's Legacy by hermyd reviews
Post OotP. AU. Harry is fed up with Dumbledore's interference and sets out to do things his way, with help from some unexpected sources. When he learns the second half of the Prophecy, and finds his power, he won't allow anything to stand in his way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 116,726 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 2,668 - Follows: 1,329 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
Forest of Mystery by Star Polaris reviews
An accident on the Hogwarts Express forces the fifth year Gryffindors to run for their lives to a strange forest where their lives will be in even more danger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 78,335 - Reviews: 1519 - Favs: 1,344 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 2/24/2007 - Published: 5/28/2002 - Harry P. - Complete
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The Unexpected reviews
Hogwarts thought they knew who they were. Boy were they wrong. Ginny and Trixie were the most amazing pranksters of all time, and no one even knew it was them. Hogwarts students should know by now. Expect the Unexpected. NOT SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,167 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Ginny W., OC - Complete
Open Your Eyes
Expect the Unexpected - Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry still have not learnt that lesson. Buck up Hogwarts, Ginny and Trixie are in their fourth year at Hogwarts, and they're about to teach you how to Open Your Eyes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Draco M., Ginny W., Blaise Z., OC
When Karli came reviews
A drunken night many years ago, left Severus Snape with a beautiful baby girl. His year is about to get very difficult - because this year, not-so-young-anymore-Karli Adelaide Snape has finally hit Hogwarts. This year, she's going out with a bang!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,230 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 5/12/2010 - OC, Cedric D.
InterHouse Unity reviews
Just a scene I had playing out in my head and couldn't get off my mind until I wrote it down. Let me know what you think!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/14/2010 - OC
The Baby Project reviews
When Professor Dumbledore announces that the sixth years will spend the year living life as married couples, even raising babies, everybody is shocked. However, no one is more angry than Draco Malfoy and his loathsome muggleborn partner, Madison Vaen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,274 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Draco M., OC
As the monster laments reviews
He made a choice...He murdered his own heart... As the monster laments, time will renew, time will renew as the monster laments
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Tom R. Jr., OC - Complete