Amaya Sakaruta
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Joined 02-01-10, id: 2239479, Profile Updated: 01-20-15
Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

It's not about waiting for the storm to's about


running with the lightning,

and learning to dance in the rain.

Hey, I'm not working on any more fanfiction for a while, but I am starting to work on an original story called The ARC Project. You can find it on fictionpress, where my pen name is "Actual Amaya Sakaruta"- and yeah, the main character is still Mari! It would mean a lot if some of you guys would go check it out.

Speaking of which, you guys should know I'm basically using the same OC (Mari with various surnames) for all of my stories. This is because A) it helps me develop her as much as I can until I can actually get a book with her starring in it published, and B) I love her.

Fanfiction is what literature might look like if it were reinvented from scratch after a nuclear apocalypse by a band of brilliant pop-culture junkies trapped in a sealed bunker. They don't do it for money. That's not what it's about. The writers write it and put it up online just for the satisfaction. They're fans, but they're not silent, couchbound consumers of media. The culture talks to them, and they talk back to the culture in its own language.

—Lev Grossm

AU = Alternate universe. A fic in which characters are brought completely out of their canon universe and places in another.

UA = Universe alteration. A fic in which characters are placed in the same universe with changes made such as plot point, character development, or background.


And it All Comes Down To The iPod: COMPLETE! The OC High School Akatsuki fic, originally a parodydeconstruction but it kind of got away from me. I named the OC Mari Sui to be a smartass, but actually the name 'mari' means 'rebellious(In the English language), so it works out fine. To the odd new reader, discovering it long after I'd finished: be warned, it starts out as a lighthearted typical OCHS story written by a thirteen year old, and grows steadily darker until it morphs into a fast-paced action-adventure story written by a sixteen-year old. The tone changes dramatically; be prepared.


Deidara got his hair dyed pink by Mari by goldenlucario1:

Pink-Haired Dei by Chillybean:

Mari by blackcatgirl:

Mari Jamming Out by blackcatgirl:

Ninja Mari by Dapuddingz:

Mari Being Whimsical by Dapuddingz:

Kiss My Ass by Otanashi1262:

Mari and Joseph by Otanashi1262:

Mari With a Molotov by blackcatgirl:

Mari and Joseph, II by Good Boy-chan:

Deidara-Style-Hari by Human1123:


Me and Blackcatgirl are working on a collaboration of our two fics. It's on her account and titled "Angels, Devils, and Ipods". Read her original fic ("An Angel, a Devil, and the Akatsuki") and mine (And it All Comes Down to the iPod)if you want to know what's going on in it. Please go read it, you won't be disappointed...And then, review it, so we won't be disappointed. Currently on hiatus! However, the only reason it is is because we are collectively working on a full-length novel starring Tenshi, Akuma, and Mari. If you're a fan of the fic, keep your fingers crossed and maybe we'll actually get the darn thing finished and published!

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Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 103 - Words: 514,061 - Reviews: 9810 - Favs: 7,852 - Follows: 7,553 - Updated: 10/6 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U., OC
Homestuck high by randomnezz4eva123 reviews
Join the cast of homestuck as they go through high school! They face dark magic, pregnancies, drama and more! It has multiple pairings and ADULT CONTENT plz review this is my first story
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,970 - Reviews: 1021 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 8/26/2011 - John E., Rose L.
The Chaos Files by C. Edlund reviews
You know Chaos gets a bad rap? It just goes to show you can't believe everything you read. Are your ready to see both sides of the story? I'm Cassie your sarcastic git for this evening and welcome to the Chaos Files. If you dare. P.S Several ancient laws will be broken. You have been warned.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,680 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/6 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Set, OC
Queen of Fist by HRH-The-Otaku-Queen reviews
"I need you to help me with something," Sasuke said calmly, staring Sakura straight in the eye. She smiled and held out her hand for him to take. She knew he wouldn't take it, but the gesture had to mean something to her former teammate. "Whatever it is, Sasuke, I'll help you." "I need you..." He turned his head away and folded his arms. "To help me rebuild the Uchiha clan."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 193,714 - Reviews: 2044 - Favs: 1,430 - Follows: 1,812 - Updated: 6/13 - Published: 6/22/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Regular Day in Olympus by LunarScorpion reviews
A series of one shots of a typical day in Olympus. it's mainly Poseidon and Athena arguing because i think it's funny. and there's other random stuff thrown in.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 26,756 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Athena, Poseidon
Spider Thread by blackcatgirl reviews
I was never afraid of dying. I lived my life to the fullest and expected it to be cut short, all because of my dangerous profession. I expected to die young. I expected hell. What I did not expect was for this shit to happen. OC-insert. Because the plot bunnies have laid siege to my brain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 201,696 - Reviews: 1404 - Favs: 1,759 - Follows: 2,124 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 12/14/2013 - OC, Kakashi H., Itachi U., Shisui U.
When Are We Going to Die? by Nairo Xana and Jemmi reviews
Only a few months after the Akatsuki first showed up in their living room, the three girls are forced to face a consequence they would have never expected... Again, Akatsuki induced. T for swearing and Eva. Sequel to 'How Are We Still Alive' Doesn't suck
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 153,752 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Akatsuki - Complete
In Which Deidara is a Girl by WynterSky reviews
Deidara is actually a girl disguised as a boy, and madly in love with Itachi when she's not trying to kill him. It's less ridiculous than it sounds. Really it is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,869 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Itachi U., Deidara
Miscalculations by Shekame reviews
Two part jobs and a tiny apartment in a city. This is what Charlotte has grown accustomed to while living on her own. But when unexpected guests appear in her apartment, Charlotte is at a loss. What is she to do with these dangerous criminals that don't seem to have a clue where they are?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 59,482 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Akatsuki, OC
Zombiegakure by RockBabi reviews
Life has just one certainty: that it goes on. No matter what happens or how hard things get, life goes on-but when a strange new disease sweeps the world, even that truth will be tested. Can those who survive continue on? Minor AU. Temp HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,509 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/12/2014 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Naruto U.
The Magical Matchmaker by Melzy89 reviews
A service for rich wizards wanting matches with beautiful witches catches Sirius's eye as a chance for easy prey. Dragging James along for the ride, neither know exactly how difficult the task will end up being. Rating raised by request (but think of it as rated at a "How I Met Your Mother" level). AU setting.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,502 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 12/26/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P.
My Wish Order Brother by PiperDreamer reviews
Naruto, after seeing a child get defended by his older brother, makes a wish on a wishing star for an older brother too. What he got was a girly looking art freak with mouths on his hands. Updates are slow, and grammar is not perfect but it is mostly legible.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 199,165 - Reviews: 2693 - Favs: 2,951 - Follows: 2,573 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Naruto U., Deidara
Memories of Rain by Against.The.Current reviews
This is the kind of thing I had always dreamed about, but the reality is far from a fairytale. Being reborn into a world of ninja and all the war and intrigue that inevitably follows them- caution and hope intermingled. A Self-Insert fic with a dose of reality.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,923 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 1,109 - Follows: 1,418 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Lee R., Team Seven
Too Good to be True by Odangocha reviews
AU. ItachiOCDeidara. OC-Centric. An average girl gets enrolled into the most prestigious escalator school, and ends up in a love triangle with two of the richest and hottest guys there. Not your average cliched love story. [UNDER HIATUS, AWATING REWRITE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 65,565 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Itachi U., Deidara
It's A Wonderful Life, Sasuke by erinkateeboo reviews
In the progress of being rewritten. Please read the updates in the last two chapters! Two brothers wish the exact same thing at the exact same time. "I wish I didn't have to live with myself." When their soon-to-be gaurdian angel switches Itachi into Sasuke's body, and Sasuke into Itachi's, what will they learn about each other? NO yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 55,376 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Facts Of Life by bittersweetties reviews
"Let me get this straight, you're trying to blackmail an Uchiha?" "umm... Well yeah. Basically." "You're dumber than you look." "Who's the one getting blackmailed?"ItachixOC
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 154,791 - Reviews: 2504 - Favs: 1,234 - Follows: 1,038 - Updated: 3/26/2014 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
The Girl with the Crimson Wings by blackcatgirl reviews
Sequel to 'An Angel, a Devil, and the Akatsuki.' A girl is suddenly transported to a strange world while on a class trip. Meanwhile, the Akatsuki has received a request from a pair traveling from a distant country. Two fates will start to converge, red and white, and an ordinary girl will have to make her choice. Is Tenshi really beyond reach?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,654 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Akatsuki, OC, Deidara, Sasori
Angels, Devils, and Ipods by blackcatgirl reviews
Crossover from 'An Angel, A Devil, And the Akatsuki' and 'And It All Comes Down To The iPod'. On the run for over a year, Mari stumbles one night into a house filled with a gang of cosmic impossibilities, a cold bitch with a bad temper, and an overly sweet and helpful girl.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,843 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Akatsuki, OC
When Gods Go Criminally Insane by LinzRW reviews
Third installment in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie visit the realm of the gods. Featuring the revelation of the Great God Four, the goddess of pregnancy, Kisame's translations, the resurrection of the porcupine, Princess Fou Mia, War And Blood Addicts Anonymous, sadistic ghosts, and the God of the Underworld, Ren.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 72 - Words: 204,365 - Reviews: 3718 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Akatsuki
The Duty by Avium reviews
Gaara pinched the bridge of his nose, and muttered more to himself than anyone else, "I am not going to have a say in this, am I?" Set during the 4th Shinobi War. GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 146,016 - Reviews: 1408 - Favs: 1,510 - Follows: 1,524 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Gaara, Sakura H.
What happens in Vegas by latessitrice reviews
Darcy has the hangover from hell, a new ring, and a god in her bed. *on indefinite hiatus*
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,241 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 897 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Darcy L., Loki
If You Like Piña Coladas by ShizukaRen-Hime reviews
We've heard it all before. Girl gets sucked into Naruto, girl heroically makes sure the story stays on track. Well, this girl was nearly killed in a ninja attack, and since then, she's had a change of heart. The story of a girl out to change the world...completely. AU. Pairing still undecided.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,407 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Kimimaro K., Akatsuki, Jashin
Gender Confusion by phoenixyfriend reviews
Deidara doesn't get angry when people mistake his gender. He actually finds it hilarious. So catching wind of gossiping Akatsuki members doesn't lead to explosions galore. It just leads to copious amounts of trolling of his comrades. Sasori is not amused. Fem!Dei, but not. Sort of. No one's really all that sure, at this point. And then things go down.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 161,486 - Reviews: 919 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Deidara, Sasori, Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
Don't Play With Fire by Are-We-Worth-Saving reviews
Foreign student, Alicia plays with fire when a slip of the tongue catches the unwanted attention of Japan's own rich and powerful Madara Uchiha. Now his personal plaything under the guise of "intern," she prays to make it through the next few months of torment from the sadistic womanizer who just loves playing with her mind. Lemons/rape Madara x OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,467 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Madara U.
An Angel, a Devil, and the Akatsuki by blackcatgirl reviews
A sweet, social, perky, hyperactive Akatsuki fan. A short-tempered girl with an excessive revulsion towards other people. When a box of odd kittens showed up in her garden, Tenshi had no idea just how much they would mess with her life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 133,418 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Akatsuki, Deidara, Sasori, OC - Complete
Detention Papers by Ellethwen Celtica reviews
Articles that have survived the years since the Marauders and Snape were in detention. Not in chronological order.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 33 - Words: 35,776 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 7/6/2011 - James P., Severus S.
Olympus Weekly by ilGyhs reviews
Welcome to Olympus Weekly! Feel free to giggle, curse, smile, or throw fruit as you merrily scroll down the intriguing news feed. Who knew the gods could be this entertaining?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,001 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 11/24/2011
Tale Of A Thousand Cranes by blackcatgirl reviews
When Deidara and Itachi wake up in an unknown place, seemingly located outside of time and space, their only clue as to their location is a little girl carrying a stuffed rabbit. They must follow her and dive into a strange world filled with ever changing and sometimes bizarre rules if they ever hope to find their fellow Akatsuki members and get back to their own world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,599 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Akatsuki, Deidara
Price of Mischief by molescout reviews
COMPLETE! She cannot abide the life that had been determined for her, a life condemned to servitude to a man that does not love or understand her. She resigns herself to her fate until one day the god of lies and mischief unwittingly shows her a way out. She will endure whatever it takes to escape her destiny. Starts pre Thor, will end post Avengers. Dark Loki/OFC/Smut filled.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 93 - Words: 289,568 - Reviews: 1250 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Loki - Complete
Gives you Hell by The Crack Fairy reviews
Hidan, a successful writer, has to face a fate worse than death: meet his ex boyfriend at a high school reunion. But don't worry, he has a plan... KakuHidan, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,396 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Calamity Clarisse by Clichesbullet reviews
Clarisse believes liking people is a hard task; people that like Clarisse all agree that liking her is at least three times harder. – A detailed description of Clarisse's lack of social skills and its violent consequences to everyone,well, mostly Chris.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 71,534 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Clarisse R., Silena B., C. Beckendorf, Chris R.
Criminally Insane Just Got More Legal by LinzRW reviews
Second Book in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie get sent to an alternate universe called Seanova. Featuring the Ikustaka, C-Itachi, exploding pancakes, The Great God Four, the return of the Love Guru, Squisher, the Madara problem, Felix, the sadistic queen, and Hannah and Zetsu's Video of Evil Blackmail.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 84 - Words: 201,578 - Reviews: 3324 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Marvelous Adventures of a Marysue: IC by Witchy Pixie reviews
The beginning of a saga of sue parodies; the Inheritance characters find an MxOC suefic and are soon faced with horrors they never thought possible. Co-written with Evanescence2189
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,846 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Complete
Survival Guide to the Criminally Insane Akatsuki by LinzRW reviews
A peaceful morning at the Akatsuki hideout - until three girls appear out of nowhere. Kate in Kisame's bed. Deidara trips over Hannah. And Dessie finds herself in a bathtub about to be sacrificed to Jashin-sama. Featuring deadly frying pans, the Great God Warg, the Hottie Evolution, Mr. Nibbles, and Kisame the Love Guru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 90 - Words: 218,553 - Reviews: 2673 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Hatred by Just Slightly Obsessed reviews
Their lives are founded on hatred. Hatred and love. Hatred and respect. Hatred and anger. Hatred and jealousy. Hatred, and yet more hatred. It's terrible, really... but so entertaining. Caine-Diana-Drake various one-shots.
Gone - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,453 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Complete
Whistling at Night by Geoduck reviews
A criminal is robbing Shigure's house. Tohru is the only one who can stop him. Obviously, he doesn't have a chance.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Tohru H. - Complete
Catnip by Akito Rose Keen reviews
CHAPTER 3 UPDATED! We all know Kyo is a little bit less than cat-like in most cases, but are he and his Zodiac animal more alike than we know?
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,573 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Kyo S., Shigure S.
The Nine Eternal Colours by QuoteMyFoot reviews
The demons are eternal and they are everywhere. Being trapped inside a human does not change much. Gold, White, Blue, Brown, Silver, Clarity, Yellow, Purple, Red... life's endless colour wheel. Oneshot; not quite AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,737 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Complete
Hate by hello heartbreak reviews
Sasuke hates Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
And It All Comes Down to the iPod reviews
Mari is a strong believer in the maxim, "When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let the world wonder." But this time life went the extra mile and gave her the Akatsuki. Not Mary-Sue. Songfic OC HS AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 261,287 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Deidara, Akatsuki, OC - Complete