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by blackcatgirl reviews
I was never afraid of dying. I lived my life to the fullest and expected it to be cut short, all because of my dangerous profession. I expected to die young. I expected hell. What I did not expect was for this shit to happen. OC-insert. Because the plot bunnies have laid siege to my brain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 224,352 - Reviews: 1828 - Favs: 2,377 - Follows: 2,830 - Updated: 7/29 - Published: 12/14/2013 - OC, Kakashi H., Itachi U., Shisui U.
Dreaming of Sunshine
by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 121 - Words: 596,314 - Reviews: 14644 - Favs: 10,369 - Follows: 10,046 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U., OC
by randomnezz4eva123 reviews
Join the cast of homestuck as they go through high school! They face dark magic, pregnancies, drama and more! It has multiple pairings and ADULT CONTENT plz review this is my first story
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,970 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 8/17/2015 - Published: 8/26/2011 - John E., Rose L.
The Chaos Files
by dropbearaboveyou reviews
You know Chaos gets a bad rap? It just goes to show you can't believe everything you read. Are your ready to see both sides of the story? I'm Cassie your sarcastic git for this evening and welcome to the Chaos Files. If you dare. P.S Several ancient laws will be broken. You have been warned.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,680 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/6/2015 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Set, OC
Queen of Fist
by HRH-The-Otaku-Queen reviews
"I need you to help me with something," Sasuke said calmly, staring Sakura straight in the eye. She smiled and held out her hand for him to take. She knew he wouldn't take it, but the gesture had to mean something to her former teammate. "Whatever it is, Sasuke, I'll help you." "I need you..." He turned his head away and folded his arms. "To help me rebuild the Uchiha clan."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 193,714 - Reviews: 2162 - Favs: 1,667 - Follows: 2,064 - Updated: 6/13/2015 - Published: 6/22/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Regular Day in Olympus
by LunarScorpion reviews
A series of one shots of a typical day in Olympus. it's mainly Poseidon and Athena arguing because i think it's funny. and there's other random stuff thrown in.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 26,756 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 5/26/2015 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Athena, Poseidon
When Are We Going to Die?
by Nairo Xana and Jemmi reviews
Only a few months after the Akatsuki first showed up in their living room, the three girls are forced to face a consequence they would have never expected... Again, Akatsuki induced. T for swearing and Eva. Sequel to 'How Are We Still Alive' Doesn't suck
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 153,752 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 2/28/2015 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Akatsuki - Complete
In Which Deidara is a Girl
by WynterSky reviews
Deidara is actually a girl disguised as a boy, and madly in love with Itachi when she's not trying to kill him. It's less ridiculous than it sounds. Really it is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,869 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/7/2015 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Itachi U., Deidara
by Shekame reviews
Two part jobs and a tiny apartment in a city. This is what Charlotte has grown accustomed to while living on her own. But when unexpected guests appear in her apartment, Charlotte is at a loss. What is she to do with these dangerous criminals that don't seem to have a clue where they are?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 59,482 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Akatsuki, OC
by RockBabi reviews
Life has just one certainty: that it goes on. No matter what happens or how hard things get, life goes on-but when a strange new disease sweeps the world, even that truth will be tested. Can those who survive continue on? Minor AU. Temp HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,509 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/12/2014 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Naruto U.
The Magical Matchmaker
by Melzy89 reviews
A service for rich wizards wanting matches with beautiful witches catches Sirius's eye as a chance for easy prey. Dragging James along for the ride, neither know exactly how difficult the task will end up being. Rating raised by request (but think of it as rated at a "How I Met Your Mother" level). AU setting.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,502 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 12/26/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Memories of Rain
by Against.The.Current reviews
This is the kind of thing I had always dreamed about, but the reality is far from a fairytale. Being reborn into a world of ninja and all the war and intrigue that inevitably follows them- caution and hope intermingled. A Self-Insert fic with a dose of reality.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,923 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 1,228 - Follows: 1,532 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Lee R., Team Seven
Too Good to be True
by Odangocha reviews
AU. ItachiOCDeidara. OC-Centric. An average girl gets enrolled into the most prestigious escalator school, and ends up in a love triangle with two of the richest and hottest guys there. Not your average cliched love story. [UNDER HIATUS, AWATING REWRITE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 65,565 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Itachi U., Deidara
It's A Wonderful Life, Sasuke
by erinkateeboo reviews
In the progress of being rewritten. Please read the updates in the last two chapters! Two brothers wish the exact same thing at the exact same time. "I wish I didn't have to live with myself." When their soon-to-be gaurdian angel switches Itachi into Sasuke's body, and Sasuke into Itachi's, what will they learn about each other? NO yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 55,376 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Facts Of Life
by bittersweetties reviews
"Let me get this straight, you're trying to blackmail an Uchiha?" "umm... Well yeah. Basically." "You're dumber than you look." "Who's the one getting blackmailed?"ItachixOC
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 154,791 - Reviews: 2556 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 1,078 - Updated: 3/26/2014 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
The Girl with the Crimson Wings
by blackcatgirl reviews
Sequel to 'An Angel, a Devil, and the Akatsuki.' A girl is suddenly transported to a strange world while on a class trip. Meanwhile, the Akatsuki has received a request from a pair traveling from a distant country. Two fates will start to converge, red and white, and an ordinary girl will have to make her choice. Is Tenshi really beyond reach?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,654 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Akatsuki, OC, Deidara, Sasori
Angels, Devils, and Ipods
by blackcatgirl reviews
Crossover from 'An Angel, A Devil, And the Akatsuki' and 'And It All Comes Down To The iPod'. On the run for over a year, Mari stumbles one night into a house filled with a gang of cosmic impossibilities, a cold bitch with a bad temper, and an overly sweet and helpful girl.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,843 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Akatsuki, OC
When Gods Go Criminally Insane
by LinzRW reviews
Third installment in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie visit the realm of the gods. Featuring the revelation of the Great God Four, the goddess of pregnancy, Kisame's translations, the resurrection of the porcupine, Princess Fou Mia, War And Blood Addicts Anonymous, sadistic ghosts, and the God of the Underworld, Ren.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 72 - Words: 204,365 - Reviews: 3738 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Akatsuki
by Avium reviews
Gaara pinched the bridge of his nose, and muttered more to himself than anyone else, "I am not going to have a say in this, am I?" Set during the 4th Shinobi War. GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 146,016 - Reviews: 1438 - Favs: 1,631 - Follows: 1,615 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Gaara, Sakura H.
What happens in Vegas
by latessitrice reviews
Darcy has the hangover from hell, a new ring, and a god in her bed. *on indefinite hiatus*
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,241 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 901 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Darcy L., Loki
If You Like Piña Coladas
by ShizukaRen-Hime reviews
We've heard it all before. Girl gets sucked into Naruto, girl heroically makes sure the story stays on track. Well, this girl was nearly killed in a ninja attack, and since then, she's had a change of heart. The story of a girl out to change the world...completely. AU. Pairing still undecided.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,407 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Kimimaro K., Akatsuki, Jashin
by phoenixyfriend reviews
Deidara doesn't get angry when people mistake his gender. He actually finds it hilarious. So catching wind of gossiping Akatsuki members doesn't lead to explosions galore. It just leads to copious amounts of trolling of his comrades. Sasori is not amused. Fem!Dei, but not. Sort of. No one's really all that sure, at this point. And then things go down.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 162,029 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Deidara, Sasori, Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
Don't Play With Fire
by Are-We-Worth-Saving reviews
Foreign student, Alicia plays with fire when a slip of the tongue catches the unwanted attention of Japan's own rich and powerful Madara Uchiha. Now his personal plaything under the guise of "intern," she prays to make it through the next few months of torment from the sadistic womanizer who just loves playing with her mind. Lemons/rape Madara x OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,467 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Madara U.
An Angel, a Devil, and the Akatsuki
by blackcatgirl reviews
A sweet, social, perky, hyperactive Akatsuki fan. A short-tempered girl with an excessive revulsion towards other people. When a box of odd kittens showed up in her garden, Tenshi had no idea just how much they would mess with her life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 133,418 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Akatsuki, Deidara, Sasori, OC - Complete
by Ellethwen Celtica reviews
Articles that have survived the years since the Marauders and Snape were in detention. Not in chronological order.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 33 - Words: 35,776 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 7/6/2011 - James P., Severus S.
by ilGyhs reviews
Welcome to Olympus Weekly! Feel free to giggle, curse, smile, or throw fruit as you merrily scroll down the intriguing news feed. Who knew the gods could be this entertaining?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,001 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 11/24/2011
Tale Of A Thousand Cranes
by blackcatgirl reviews
When Deidara and Itachi wake up in an unknown place, seemingly located outside of time and space, their only clue as to their location is a little girl carrying a stuffed rabbit. They must follow her and dive into a strange world filled with ever changing and sometimes bizarre rules if they ever hope to find their fellow Akatsuki members and get back to their own world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,599 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Akatsuki, Deidara
Price of Mischief
by molescout reviews
COMPLETE! She cannot abide the life that had been determined for her, a life condemned to servitude to a man that does not love or understand her. She resigns herself to her fate until one day the god of lies and mischief unwittingly shows her a way out. She will endure whatever it takes to escape her destiny. Starts pre Thor, will end post Avengers. Dark Loki/OFC/Smut filled.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 93 - Words: 289,568 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Loki - Complete
Gives you Hell
by The Crack Fairy reviews
Hidan, a successful writer, has to face a fate worse than death: meet his ex boyfriend at a high school reunion. But don't worry, he has a plan... KakuHidan, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,396 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
by Clichesbullet reviews
Clarisse believes liking people is a hard task; people that like Clarisse all agree that liking her is at least three times harder. – A detailed description of Clarisse's lack of social skills and its violent consequences to everyone,well, mostly Chris.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 71,534 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Clarisse R., Silena B., C. Beckendorf, Chris R.
Criminally Insane Just Got More Legal
by LinzRW reviews
Second Book in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie get sent to an alternate universe called Seanova. Featuring the Ikustaka, C-Itachi, exploding pancakes, The Great God Four, the return of the Love Guru, Squisher, the Madara problem, Felix, the sadistic queen, and Hannah and Zetsu's Video of Evil Blackmail.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 84 - Words: 201,578 - Reviews: 3335 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Marvelous Adventures of a Marysue: IC
by Witchy Pixie reviews
The beginning of a saga of sue parodies; the Inheritance characters find an MxOC suefic and are soon faced with horrors they never thought possible. Co-written with Evanescence2189
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,846 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Complete
Survival Guide to the Criminally Insane Akatsuki
by LinzRW reviews
A peaceful morning at the Akatsuki hideout - until three girls appear out of nowhere. Kate in Kisame's bed. Deidara trips over Hannah. And Dessie finds herself in a bathtub about to be sacrificed to Jashin-sama. Featuring deadly frying pans, the Great God Warg, the Hottie Evolution, Mr. Nibbles, and Kisame the Love Guru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 90 - Words: 218,553 - Reviews: 2696 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
by Just Slightly Obsessed reviews
Their lives are founded on hatred. Hatred and love. Hatred and respect. Hatred and anger. Hatred and jealousy. Hatred, and yet more hatred. It's terrible, really... but so entertaining. Caine-Diana-Drake various one-shots.
Gone - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,453 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Complete
Whistling at Night
by Geoduck reviews
A criminal is robbing Shigure's house. Tohru is the only one who can stop him. Obviously, he doesn't have a chance.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Tohru H. - Complete
by Akito Rose Keen reviews
CHAPTER 3 UPDATED! We all know Kyo is a little bit less than cat-like in most cases, but are he and his Zodiac animal more alike than we know?
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,573 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Kyo S., Shigure S.
The Nine Eternal Colours
by QuoteMyFoot reviews
The demons are eternal and they are everywhere. Being trapped inside a human does not change much. Gold, White, Blue, Brown, Silver, Clarity, Yellow, Purple, Red... life's endless colour wheel. Oneshot; not quite AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,737 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Complete
by hello heartbreak reviews
Sasuke hates Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete