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Joined 02-01-10, id: 2239526, Profile Updated: 03-17-12
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, House, M.D., and Victorious.

I'm officially 17!!Just one more year 'till I'm legal and a couple of months until I graduate!

My new obsessions are House M.D. and Victorious,they are just AMAZING!! Hopefull I'll make a story about one of them soon.

I love to read. I have a lot of favorite books and I'll and pretty much anything that draws my attention. My all time favorite series is Harry Potter. I also play guitar, I started playing about 2 years ago, so I'm not that good, but OH WELL.

Well, that's all I can think of for now, If there's anything you would like to know, talk to me. I won't least not too hard. :)

Over and Out.


I do not own Twilight, Remember Me, or House M.D, or Victorious.

I do not own any of the songs used in Before He Cheats.

No infringment is intended.

You can follow me on Twitter: @SamElizabeth_

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE GOOD GRADES, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I go to a PRIVATE SCHOOL, so I must be stuck up.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems!!

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My Secret Crush by RedSoxFan7 reviews
Set during Twilight- After Bella and Edward become a couple he tells her that he going to take to meet his family. Bella is nervous because she knows that Rosalie doesn't like her very much. Worse thing is that Bella has a crush on Rosalie. Full summary inside. Drabble story
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 18,388 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Bella, Rosalie
The Cullen LoveChild by EdwardCullen0x reviews
Bella Swan fled from millionare Edward Cullen when she learnt of her preganancy and now five years later he is back. Bella will be the Cullen bride willingly or not...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,044 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Origins: Alice by IsabellaDangelo reviews
What did Alice do to make her parents give her up? And how was Alice changed? This follows our favorite Pixie from the moment her parents decided to send her to the asylum until the moment she forgets her human life. Canon, pre-Twilight
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Alice, James
Letters by Raine Coat reviews
Bella is a 17 yr old high school student who writes letters to soldiers in Iraq. But what happens when someone actually answers her letter? What happens when that person is 23 yr old Edward Cullen. Read and find out...AH.M because of futre content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,847 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Edward, Bella
Little Miracles by Operation Paris reviews
Carlisle and Esme can't have kids so they decide to adopt Rosalie, Jasper, and Emmett. Rosalie has a secret and Alice comes to stay, what could possibly go wrong! AU-AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,139 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Esme, Rosalie
The Benefits Of Being Friends by cass189 reviews
Things take a different course than that expected after Bella makes one late night booty call. EXB, All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,672 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Edward, Bella
Numb by Orangesoda111 reviews
After a violent incident of abuse Bella Swan is left numb and scarred, addicted to drugs and self harm. She moves into a huge house with her brother Emmett, her ex Edward, Alice, Rosalie and Jasper All human cannon R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,217 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Best Friend by marchbaby23 reviews
Rosalie Hale is Emmett's best friend. Little does Emmett know is that Rosalie is in love with him. Will Rosalie break out of the friend zone or will she always be known as the best friend?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 20,747 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie
Picture Perfect by Viola Darcy Cullen reviews
Rose is the perfect student. Emmett is a cocky jock. What happens when they are forced to be photography partners for the semester? read and find out! AH/AU rated M for potty mouthed characters and zesty lemons. READ/REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,002 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie
Alice's Documentary by HellsTheTwerd reviews
The Cullens and Jake are snowed in. Alice's is bored out of her head and makes a documentary about thier life. after Breaking Dawn. Rating for future lemon's.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,666 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Alice
Eternal Rose by princess454 reviews
A classic beauty stuck with a horrid curse, and now a pesky human problem. A re-telling of Twilight, through the eyes of Rosalie Hale. Original characters and pairings. R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,753 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
Rose By Another Name by bririzzle reviews
Rose and Emmett meet at a wedding and agree to spend one night together without exchanging any information - not even their names. How will fate bring them together?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Emmett, Rosalie
Rose And Her Thorns by Tuppence reviews
A series of one-shots/drabbles from Edward's PoV, revolving predominantly around Rosalie. In no chronological order. "The silence between you two is the rare companionable kind. You watch her legs swinging back and forth..." R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Edward, Rosalie
Hi, my name is Bella! And I'm a drug addict by michelle lines reviews
LSD, Cocaine, Weed, Heroine. Anything I could get my hands on. And now, I find myself, sitting in a lobby, awaiting drug treatment from the very man who caused it all. BXE VAmp/ HUMAN. not like the other bella drug stories. Trust!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,422 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Edward, Bella
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Jade Goes Bad reviews
Ever wonder how Jade became bad? All this eventually led to both him and I getting tired of each other and him deciding to send me off to some "mother" I had never met nor had the intention of ever meeting. Point is that because of her I am now about to land in LAX." Just open click on the title and you won't regret it.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,438 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Jade W., Beck O.
This Disease reviews
It's all coming back to me now... Chirteen. AU. One-shot for now.If you want to read more all you gotta do is click!
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Thirteen/R. Hadley, R. Chase - Complete
The Obstacles Of My Life reviews
Emmett is a 22 year old college student who is undecided about everything until he meets the one person that will change his life forever.Based off Robert Pattinson's new movie,Remember Me.AH.Rated M. Characters are a little OC.Please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,293 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Emmett, Rosalie
Before He Cheats reviews
This is my first story so please review.AH.Rosalie&Emmett.Rated T for slight use of language. The last chapter is up.If you have any ideas for a sequel or anything at all,please tell me in a review,I hope you guys liked it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,739 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete