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Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, Naruto, and Glee.

June 1997 Philosopher's Stone: 76,944 words

July 1998 Chamber of Secrets: 85,141 words

July 1999 Prisoner of Azkaban: 107,253 words

July 2000 Goblet of Fire: 190,637 words

June 2003 Order of the Phoenix: 257,054 words

July 2005 Half-Blood Prince: 168,923 words

July 2007 Deathly Hallows: 204,796 words


A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution, bored out of their minds.

"How about having sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile.

"Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist.

"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer.

"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile.

"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac.

Silence took over... and the masochist says:

"Meow."

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Adapt or Die by Adoredra Fal'naelra reviews
Can three people with their own past and problems unite together as a team under a broken teacher to face the dangers of the future? Team 7. [AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 64,214 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 8/29/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
The Beguile and Devotion of a Black Heir by StarLight Massacre reviews
A chance meeting for Harry sets him on a path he wasn't meant to travel. With his eyes opened and struggling to control the furious anger after finding all of the lies and hidden agendas, a sudden adoption and unlikely allies work to split him from Dumbledore. With two Lordships and a betrothal, how will the world react to Lord Potter-Black when he refuses to fight in their war?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 156,240 - Reviews: 1431 - Favs: 3,063 - Follows: 3,759 - Updated: 7/29 - Published: 9/23/2014 - [Harry P., Rabastan L.] Lucius M.
The Unbroken Vase by CatrinaSL reviews
It seemed odd that a simple quest for quiet would result in an 8 million yen debt. But what if it hadn't? This is the tale of Fujioka Haruhi and Morinozuka Takashi, the Third Music Room, a well-climbed tree, and an unbroken vase.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,682 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 7/26/2013 - [Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M.] - Complete
Words Fail by Nea Marika reviews
Fighting a heroic battle in a room full of mysterious time pieces is not a smart thing to do. Time Travel, Slash TR/HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 178,885 - Reviews: 1298 - Favs: 2,455 - Follows: 3,398 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The Sanctuary by HuskyWalker reviews
After losing everything and on the run, Harry will do anything to keep Teddy safe, even if it means to travel back in time. He hadn't counted on their family growing, but Dark Lords, noisy old wizards, werewolves and much more keep uprooting his peace. Slash. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 113,506 - Reviews: 1299 - Favs: 3,014 - Follows: 4,036 - Updated: 6/9 - Published: 7/27/2014 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Severus S., Teddy L.
Heaven Can Wait by Athenian Grace reviews
Esme Platt Evenson, a squib, has only one important thing in her life: her son Harry Platt. When her abusive husband reappears, he uses just the right words to send her spiraling down into the arms of Carlisle Cullen. Will Esme ever see her son again?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,933 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 927 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Journey of the Jinchuriki by PAN TRUNKS LOVER reviews
What if Naruto had been taken from Konoha on the night of the Kyuubi attack? How would it change the story? With his identity being kept a secret and danger looming from all sides, our hero embarks on a difficult journey filled with pain and few he can trust. Vowing to always stick to the right path, will he pull through unscathed, or will he perish, like many others before him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 118,121 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
The Rise of a Dark Lord by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
Dumbledore was sure he had made the right choice. Ten years later Harry shows him just how wrong he was. With little regard for most, Harry makes a name for himself at Hogwarts, and shows everyone that he is far more than just the BWL. In doing that he attracts the attention of the Dark Lord, making Voldemort believe that the Boy-Who-Lived could be far more than an enemy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 239,985 - Reviews: 4104 - Favs: 7,098 - Follows: 8,120 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Odds and Ends by Stardust585 reviews
Now that Kurt and Finn are brothers, they have certain new duties – like driving each other insane while having great fun together. Or the other way round. A series of Furt vignettes to fill in the gaps in their relationship. FINAL CHAPTER UP
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 229,996 - Reviews: 1272 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
What would have happened if? by attonranden reviews
Set after Nami. What would have happened if Naruto and Sasuke grew closer? What would have happened if Sakura became an actual part of Team Seven? What would have happened if Kakashi took training his team seriously? What would have happened if they had all bonded as a team sooner? Full summary inside. Smarter Naruto, less emo Sasuke. Rated M-MA
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,830 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Konoha's Dream Team by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
Naruto of the Mokuton; heir to the Senju; natural powerhouse; charismatic leader, and Sasuke of the Sharingan; Uchiha survivor; prodigy; genius. Brothers in all but blood, the 'Unbeatable Duo.' Sometimes, all it takes is a single light to bring you out of the darkness. Finding support in each other, these two will take the Elemental Countries by storm! Good!Sasuke! Naru/Ino later
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 132,540 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 2,068 - Follows: 2,313 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 8/8/2014 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Team Seven
Model Behavior by themuse19 reviews
AU, set in Kurt's freshman year of college. Kurt has never met Blaine. Burt's heart attack left Kurt concerned about his father's health so he put his dreams on hold, but a surprise opportunity may be all that Kurt has wished for and more.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 124 - Words: 533,581 - Reviews: 5574 - Favs: 1,243 - Follows: 1,759 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 147,796 - Reviews: 3890 - Favs: 7,606 - Follows: 7,801 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P.
A Different Perspective by Book of Changes by Kage Husha reviews
COMPLETE! Summary: AU Kakashi prepared himself for the worst when he was saddled with the Kyuubi-no-gaki, a.k.a. Naruto. He did not, however, expect this. Rated M for Language. Some Ghost In The Shell & Eyeshield 21
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,348 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Past's Player by The Fictionist reviews
Getting stuck in 1942 was bad. Getting put into Slytherin was even worse. Having Tom Riddle practically stalk him? Harry hated his life. Prequel to Fate's Favourite. [ABANDONED.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 74,612 - Reviews: 2522 - Favs: 2,477 - Follows: 2,802 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Mortem Cantor by Kyandua reviews
After losing everything he holds dear, Harry Potter is thrust into a new world; one with Superheroes and evil Villains that make Voldemort look like a kitten. Struggling to survive in this new world - and, meanwhile, gaining the attention of S.H.I.E.L.D. - he attempts to live a NORMAL life. But, he is Harry Potter after all... what could possibly go wrong? Possible Slash!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,915 - Reviews: 2080 - Favs: 3,994 - Follows: 6,185 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Harry P.
Team 7's Ascension: Blood Wings by Eilyfe reviews
In unity lies strength; each leaf is important or the beauty of the tree is lost. Some bonds, however, are difficult to forge and even harder to keep. The tide of blood nears, the drums thunder, and three Genin stand tall as the world spirals into madness. [AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 205,077 - Reviews: 1814 - Favs: 4,032 - Follows: 3,763 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
Birth of a Ninja by Captain Enigma reviews
What does it mean to be a ninja? This is the question that guides Uzumaki Naruto through his life as a shinobi of Konoha. Along that path, witness as he meets friends, fights evil, and keeps his eyes fixed on the ultimate dream… [AU beginning at the bell test, where differences in Team 7's choices lead Kakashi to take their training more seriously.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 147,912 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 858 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 8/8/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Jorōgumo by AmniIsRoving reviews
Uzumaki Naruto's world changed when he was befriended by the often silent and introspective Aburame Shino. With new mentors, a great best friend backed by family and clan, and a whirlwind of chakra, allies and enemies, Uzumaki Naruto will leave behind a legacy of great renown. Uzumaki Naruto will become the greatest ninja assassin, also known as Jorōgumo! (W: OOC, MxM, OC)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 116,176 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 1,318 - Follows: 1,377 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Shino A., Kiba I.
You Got Me by nellie12 reviews
Based on the skank!Kurt nerd!Blaine AU. Kurt finds a new unlikely friend -if that's what you want to call him- in the new nerdy transfer student Blaine Anderson. Blaine makes it his mission to help Kurt solve a little dilema he has, whether the skank wants his help or not.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 60,104 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Hurricane by Dark K. Sly reviews
He only ever wanted to bring Sirius back, but in Harry's life nothing ever goes the way he wants it to. .LokixHary.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,579 - Reviews: 1332 - Favs: 3,244 - Follows: 3,644 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Taking Chances by criesofthefallen reviews
AU. He left before they could do anything about it. It was for the best.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,848 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 1,796 - Follows: 1,151 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Iridescent by BloodyWar2411 reviews
AU; No Magic. Tom Riddle: A mob boss. Draco Malfoy: A vengeful prick. Harry Potter: Stuck as a cleaning boy for Tom's office as a way to make up for something Draco claimed he did. Bottom Line: Damn all rich people to hell.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,212 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 2,077 - Follows: 2,061 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Study in Magic by Books of Change reviews
When Professor McGonagall went to visit Harry Watson, son of Mr. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, to deliver his Hogwarts letter, she was in the mindset of performing a familiar if stressful annual routine. Consequently she was unprepared for the shock of finding the cause behind Harry Potter's disappearance. BBC Sherlock HP crossover AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 82 - Words: 516,000 - Reviews: 4621 - Favs: 4,750 - Follows: 4,340 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Enveloped in the Darkness by Brigade reviews
Harry was left at an orphanage after his parents met their demise. There, he finds nothing but suffering until he rejoins the Wizarding World. Dumbledore may hope for Harry to be a kind soul, but he's made mistakes. And what he gets is a future Death Eater. Harry is Dark, Harry is ruthless, and he is siding with Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 143,355 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 3,040 - Follows: 2,656 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Leaf's Naruto by Morta's Priest reviews
There's something to be said for keeping the past as it was - makes it predictable, malleable. Naruto never bought those arguments. He's always been the one to power through adversity rather than wait it out, so why would now be any different? He'll do what has to be done, even if he steps on a few butterflies along the way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 188,736 - Reviews: 2895 - Favs: 6,037 - Follows: 6,871 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Naruto U.
Immortal Games by Orange Acrylic Paint reviews
Albus, Harry, and Voldemort are really immortals who like to be amused, thus the creation of Voldemort's reign of evil and Albus, along with Harry, make it a game to collect followers to try and stop him. After the war they move to Forks, wanting to relax
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,799 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 1,255 - Updated: 1/24/2014 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Harry P., Jasper
Naruto: Captured by EdStargazer reviews
Naruto has failed the third attempt at his genin exam. Mizuki offers to pass him if he steals the Forbidden Scroll from the Hokage Tower. Things go wrong and Naruto is captured in the act. Chapter 25 A Mission to Sand Part 3 Resolutions
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 130,145 - Reviews: 1544 - Favs: 3,163 - Follows: 3,337 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Ride by nellie12 reviews
COMPLETE. Blaine is pretty popular in his city of Long Beach, CA. Summer is here and he's ready to spend it with friends- BMX bike riding in the skate park and surfing when the waves are perfect. Flirting with girls is a definite. But when a new kid from Ohio shows up, Blaine finds himself wanting to share all these things with him, too. But Kurt's just his friend, right?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 458,384 - Reviews: 2164 - Favs: 1,316 - Follows: 1,238 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Reflections of Us by Caranina reviews
The first time Naruto sees Gaara, he sees himself reflected in those eyes as they stared through the window. GaaNarGaa with some Kaka/Iru. yaoi.This story is rated M for a reason!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 158,347 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Silver Bullets and Wolfsbane Potion by therunawaypen reviews
Remus just wants to raise his son in peace after the war, and Harry is more than happy to help him. What will the Hale pack think of a British werewolf in Beacon Hills?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,248 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 1,103 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Harry P., Remus L., Stiles, Derek H.
The Snake and the Spider, Old by Rain Seaker reviews
Harry was exiled from the Wizarding World after the war. Almost destitute, he finds a job that makes full use of the skill set that he has. On the way, he meets a young spider whose skills match his own and a partnership develops. Being Revisied.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,052 - Reviews: 1210 - Favs: 2,896 - Follows: 3,877 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Harry P., Black Widow/Natasha R.
Deliver Us from Sorrow's Hold by Epic Solemnity reviews
SM/HP: SLASH: He'd tried everything to get rid of 'them', the Hallows. But they kept coming back to him, recognizing him as the one and only Master of Death. Jaded and desperate for eternal sleep, Harry immediately becomes wary of a possessive demon that could curse him further into the pits of hell.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 96,025 - Reviews: 1652 - Favs: 2,850 - Follows: 3,407 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Harry P., Sebastian M.
Work With Me by catch me if u can reviews
Blaine has just transferred from Dalton to McKinley. There he runs into McKinleys bad ass Kurt Hummel. But Kurt wasn't always this way. What happens when the two are paired together and Blaine learns Kurt's past and Blaine shares some of his too? AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,329 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Second Try by SoulMalady reviews
Amnesiac Harry tries to adjust to life in Forks with minor mishaps and major misunderstandings happening along the way. Danger is lurking just around the corner, but he has brand new allies now.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 104,261 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 10/15/2012 - [Harry P., Edward] - Complete
Of Wine And Coffee by fanficloverme96 reviews
With his recent breakup with Blaine, Sebastian's taunts were the last things Kurt really needed. So when Sebastian's life took an unexpected turn and he became a temporary resident of the Hudmel residence,Kurt realizes that comfort comes in strange ways. Warning for heavy molestation and attempted rape.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 105,223 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Blessed Be Providence by Lee Black reviews
And, thanks to a choice made by the Potter family and some rather brilliant acting skills from a mysterious Russian man, an infant's life changes overnight. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 69,476 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 1,336 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The Talk With Harry by Lunabell Marauder Knyte reviews
From the "Man of Iron, Father of Gold" universe: The Avengers try to give Harry "the talk". Hilarity is bound to ensue. From a reluctant Tony, to a blunt Natasha, to an awkward Steve and everyone else from the movie.No longer a Two-Shot. Each character will get their own chapter. Loki is now included in the madness!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,063 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 1,442 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Harry P.
Ootori Family Reunion by Barrel of Monkeys reviews
There's a new student in Ouran High School and why does Kyouya act so familiar around him? Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,308 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 1,200 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Harry P., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Off Limits by ThisAccountHasNoName reviews
When Sebastian Smythe goes to the Hummel Hudson home for winter break while his parents are on vacation, he certainly didn't expect to have to deal with Finn's gorgeous little brother, Kurt, who's most definitely, absolutely off limits.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,758 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Sebastian S., Kurt H.
All Hallows' Eve - New York by Whispering Darkness reviews
Harry Potter had never really managed a normal, peaceful Halloween, so he really shouldn't have been surprised when he was suddenly displaced from the grocery store and found himself in front of a maniacally cackling man in a very dramatic outfit.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 3,493 - Follows: 830 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Streetwise Hercules To Fight The Rising Odds by jono74656 reviews
Kurt only came to New York for a college interview, he did not expect to get caught up in an alien invasion. Luckily there's an Avenger on hand to see him to safety. Post season-3 Glee AU crossover with the Avengers movie.
Crossover - Glee & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 67 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Kurt H., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
The Pit by LunaCanislupus reviews
The one where Derek fights other werewolves to death in an underground werewolf fighting Arena and Stiles is the Master of Ceremonies
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,346 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Derek H., Stiles
Steve And The Barkeep by Runaway Deviant reviews
Steve has a routine, and god help him if he's going to break that routine for anyone - yes, that includes you, Tony. Enter a local barkeeper with a penchant for the occult and the gift of good conversation. EWE, not slash, just a couple of guys and a few hundred drinks. Rated for fear of the thought police.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,438 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 3,948 - Follows: 2,461 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Of Bear Cubs, Meerkats, and Hobbits by obsessivecompulsivereadr reviews
Blaine has done the unforgivable, and Kurt Hummel is making some changes in his life. David Karofsky has done the unbelievable, and Sebastian Smythe has miscalculated.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 196,986 - Reviews: 1435 - Favs: 1,387 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
The Sum Of All Your Fears by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
The Chitauri found him after he fell. They promised him revenge and the boy from his dreams, the boy with the lightning bolt scar that Loki couldn't remember. The Tesseract invaded his mind, polluting it, emptying it, until all that remained was fear and anger and he didn't know who he was anymore. But Harry would save him. Because that's what heroes did. AU Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,250 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 1,475 - Follows: 255 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
The Happy Club by InisMona reviews
Harry Potter is fresh out of a war. Noah Puckerman is fresh out of juvie. Both are going to have to learn to cope with their changed circumstances, and in the process, learn trust and love.Slash, H/P.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,022 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 1,341 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Harry P., Puck - Complete
The Kitten and Coyote by Niamh-Rain reviews
Sebastian knew that Kurt was dangerous. He saw it that day at the Lima Bean. He knew what Kurt could do, and Blaine's biggest mistake becomes Sebastian's life. AU First Time On, Sebastian/Kurt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 100,369 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 1,216 - Follows: 1,411 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S.
Dreams and Darkness Collide by Epic Solemnity reviews
LV/HP Slash: AU: How different would Harry be if he was given a life without the expectation of saving the world? How different would he be if his hero-complex was still intact, but so twistedly dark, that he has to go through desperate means to hide it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 93,849 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 1,930 - Follows: 2,246 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Berkana by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
Loki/HP Having mastered the ability to travel between worlds without the use of the Bifrost, Loki stumbles upon Harry Potter and decides to keep him, for all kings need a consort. Unfortunately, Thor has the same idea, when Loki brings Harry home.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,479 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 2,437 - Follows: 459 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Sowilo by Evandar reviews
Oneshot. Loki shelters from the rain in a coffee shop run by Harry Potter and somehow manages to change them both forever. - I've been calling you 'Mr Cappuccino' in my head all this time; you could have told me your name - Harry/Loki slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,641 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 3,452 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Accidentally In Love by janrea reviews
Sebastian and Kurt ends up working together in Kurt's Aunt Merilde's bookstore. Sparks fly-Not of the good kind…
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,631 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Ghost Blaine by lolacola01 reviews
Kurt arrives at Dalton and the first person he meets is Blaine. Little does he know that Blaine is actually Dalton's resident ghost.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,331 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Cakes and Snakes by raks0 reviews
"Sasha, cranky and sleepy had headed for the warmest place… which seemed to be up Tamaki-san's trousers." Slash-ish Rating really is just in case
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Harry P., Tamaki S. - Complete
Gangland by Bloody Fox reviews
Harry was exactly what Petunia and Vernon had said, a criminal. Vastly AU. M for language. Crack-ish
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,244 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P.
When Extended Family is Discovered by Athey reviews
Slow-paced Veela-fic AU HPDM. Summer after 2nd year Harry meets his mothers real father, and it turns out that he's not a muggle at all. Meeting a family he didn't know existed, keeping secrets, and now Draco Malfoy is acting very odd. slash Dumbl!bashing Probably DISCONTINUED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 186,426 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 1,702 - Follows: 1,813 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
Dreamt by Zero Skye reviews
Vampires can't sleep, however they can sometimes get sucked into another person's dream. And this happens to Jasper. And the person who's dream he's in just happens to be his true mate. SLASH! Jasper/Harry Potter
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,739 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 2,093 - Follows: 1,391 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Harry P., Jasper - Complete
Names by xBleedingBlackRosex reviews
He always came in at the same time, always ordered the same drink, always gave a different name to put on the cup...What happens when Blaine decides to play the same game?
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,790 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Eye of the Beholder by TheSecretUchiha reviews
For years it remained hidden behind a patch, his glimpse into another life. But when he reaches Hogwarts, this sight, and the mind it leads him to, will help him see the other side of the playing field. Independent!Harry, potentially HPLV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 31 - Words: 65,683 - Reviews: 956 - Favs: 1,376 - Follows: 1,638 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
To Change One Thing by fringeperson reviews
Haruhi never got drawn into the music room, never broke the vase, never owed a debt. She was, however, shown to the gym by Mori so that she could study in relative peace. That's really got to change a few things. Oneshot. Complete. Do Not Own. MxH
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,405 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 1,379 - Follows: 198 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Five Minutes by Charlotte -LOVE reviews
Six year-old Kurt is puzzled and intrigued when a strange man in a blue box crashes into his life, only to disappear with the broken promise of "I'll be back in five minutes". Doctor!Blaine. Rated for language.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Glee - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,182 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Kurt H. - Complete
Let's Party 'til the World Ends by She Who Cannot Be Turned reviews
Crowley didn't even know Death even had a master, so when he met him, he was understandably confused and shocked. That reaction swiftly turned into disturbed and annoyed once the being introduced him to an identity confused Archangel in Witness Protection
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,694 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 204 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P., Gabriel, Crowley - Complete
Cruel Awakening by Jasper Troy reviews
He is betrayed by those closest to him, he no longer knows whom to trust, Naruto decides to leave Konoha but is abducted by his greastest enemy and bartered away to killers. Warning Yaoi. Chapter 21 is up.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 222,891 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Worn This Way by BreeZombiee reviews
Knowing that there must be more closeted guys at McKinley, Kurt wears various Born This Way style shirts of what he sexually wants in order to coax the guys out of the closet. Fill for Glee Kink Meme Kurt/Everyone NC-17
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Kurt H. - Complete
Death of Today by Epic Solemnity reviews
COMPLETE LV/HP: Raised in a Muggle orphanage, Harry arrives at Hogwarts a bitter boy. Unusually intelligent, he's recruited by the Unspeakables and the Death Eaters at a young age. As he grows older, he constantly has to struggle to keep his footing around a manipulative and bored Dark Lord, who fancies mind games and intellectual entertainment. (Currently being re-edited.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 71 - Words: 500,882 - Reviews: 7859 - Favs: 6,105 - Follows: 3,264 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Show me your Teeth by RidgelessRidgeback reviews
Kurt has developed a fetish for biting. And Blaine has a really great set of teeth. Smutty One-shot that's now being continued: Brittany is convinced Blaine is a monster, and ND must investigate. Most Recent: Tina vs. Blaine the Vampire
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,428 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Beyond the Pale by Araceil reviews
Fourth year. Living with the Dursleys taught Harry three all important rules. These rules cause an emotionally repressed 11 year old to attend Hogwarts and discover his so called dead family aren't as dead as he believed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,284 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 3,229 - Follows: 3,771 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Battery Life by Ven Mercy reviews
Kurt's in the hospital. Blaine gets freaked. Finn gets told. Puck gets protective. Now a not-one-shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,432 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Big Sissy by PurtFiend reviews
One Shot. Karfosky spots Kurt while shopping. He decides to follow the sassy soprano. Hopefully humour and silliness ensues plus a little understanding between the pair. Rated M for language, it's not very politically correct. Apologies in advance.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,172 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/27/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Somewhere In Between by BloodyWar2411 reviews
All Harry wants to do is find his place in the world, but his place doesn't exist. Harry isn't a light wizard. He isn't a dark wizard either. No, to Harry, there is only magic. It's too bad that no one else sees it that way... Tom Riddle Voldemort /Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 87,028 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 2,236 - Follows: 881 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Imprint by CrossoverQueen94 reviews
Jacob needs to get as far away from Washington as he possibly can. He doesn't know where he's going, but he finds a very special someone when he gets there. Minor character death. Eventual Jacob/Kurt, minor Puckelberry.
Crossover - Twilight & Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 66,527 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Jacob, Kurt H. - Complete
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 4976 - Favs: 8,333 - Follows: 4,327 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Color by EverShadow reviews
When Glee club loses a friend, everyone feels it. But one glee member feels it so much more than the others and embarks on her own journey to discover how to move on.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,977 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 2,368 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Best Mates by chem prof reviews
A humorous one-shot in which Hermione challenges Ron as to which one of them is truly Harry's Best Mate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 2,503 - Follows: 426 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 8155 - Favs: 15,353 - Follows: 6,511 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Castle Guards: A Naruto, Harry Potter crossover by Ammie Hawk reviews
First in the Wands, Guns, and Kunai series. Eight new students come to Hogwarts from Japan, little does anyone realize that Dumbledore actually hired elite ninja to protect some of his students. Neji/Naru, meaning it is a yaoi story, other pairings inside
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 138,736 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Winter Release by StarsOfYaoi reviews
-Editing- *ItaNaru* Kyuubi's secret is out, Akatsuki is attacking, and he is fighting to be strong enough to take Sasuke back... only to fall for his best friend's worst enemy. Naruto may have to deal with more than requested...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 210,309 - Reviews: 1498 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
In This World For You by SnapesFavorite reviews
The night Lily and James are killed, Dumbledore asks for Severus's promise to give up his own destiny in order to protect Harry's life. Severus agrees, but when he meets his husband from the future, he's forced to break his word. HPSS Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 43 - Words: 204,658 - Reviews: 3075 - Favs: 2,556 - Follows: 3,069 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry McGonagall by witowsmp reviews
Professor McGonagall has watched the Dursleys all day and can see what sort of people they are. When Dumbledore leaves Harry on their doorstep and disappears, she takes him away. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 245,803 - Reviews: 4797 - Favs: 5,072 - Follows: 2,993 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
To Admire the Sinful by Yellow kiwi reviews
Sequel to 'To adore the Hellish'. Will getting back together with Gaara only cause the same problems Naruto had to deal with in high school? Oh no, these problems are on a much bigger and public scale! GaaraNaru yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,318 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Devotion to Misbehave by Amethyst Water Lily reviews
Naruto Uzumaki has just been assigned to patients in Sector 21. The most dangerous patients and for some odd reason they seem to like him more than the other doctors.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,607 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 1,238 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Like a Concussion by Araceil reviews
For the lols. Slash. After the War Harry ended up hunted by Vamps. Can he ever get a break? Apparently not when he ends up in Forks and dragged kicking and screaming to school for the first time in over a decade.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,349 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 2,747 - Follows: 492 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Knowledge is Power by Nkari127 reviews
AU. Harry is two years older than canon and raised by Remus. Neville is BWL. Story of Harry's search for knowledge to cure his mother. Snarky characters, witty humor, Quidditch, deeply developed OCs. Harry/Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 298,836 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 2,654 - Follows: 1,320 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Harry P., Fleur D.
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4217 - Favs: 8,265 - Follows: 3,772 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Letting Go and Living On by Twisted Vixen reviews
A moonlit night, a game of shogi, and a conversation that changes everything. Yaoi. ShikaNaru, Slight SasuNaru, mentions of ShikaChouji
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,353 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 53 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Nights of Insomnia by RestartingInsanity reviews
AU: Who would have known all it took was a gentle touch to cure Harry’s growing Insomnia? Dean/Harry SLASH 3 Part Tale.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,212 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Harry P., Dean T. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Host Club by Stalker of Stories reviews
COMPLETE After defeating Voldemort, Harry and Sirius escape to Japan. Watch as Harry attends a prestigious muggle school, avoids his godfather, and is as dense as can be. Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 259,069 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 2,150 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Harry P., Mori/Takashi M.] [Sirius B., Ranka/Ryōji F.] - Complete
Dark Marauder by BajaB reviews
The Maruaders were not nice people, but what if the gang was as Dark as they should at first glance appear to be? AU Marauders era one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,613 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 1,720 - Follows: 291 - Published: 10/10/2008 - James P. - Complete
What is Right: Year One by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry finds himself making a decision to give it all up just to change what has happened. What he doesn't realize is that he gets a second chance to set it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,258 - Reviews: 3513 - Favs: 5,626 - Follows: 3,488 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Complete
Black and Gold by Petileo reviews
Naruto is one of the few students in his year to retain his foxy ears and tail- symbols of his innocence. All think that oblivious, adorable Naruto is 'doomed to a life of celibacy'.That is until the chance meeting with sex-god Uchiha Itachi. ItaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,032 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 1,519 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Secret's In The Telling by Sakuri reviews
Draco Malfoy suffers the unthinkable when he is turned into a werewolf. How is he supposed to live any kind of life afterwards, especially when Potter continues to stick his unwanted nose into things? HPDM,SSRL Slash. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 152,313 - Reviews: 1717 - Favs: 2,086 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Narutotachi Goes to Hogwarts! by Yarochisai reviews
An abandoned Harry Potter/Naruto Crossover with awful crackish humor. I have not updated since mid-2008. Please stop PMing me for updates. And don't bother reviewing either, because I'd feel bad if you kept reviewing for no reason.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 369,154 - Reviews: 1606 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Winter and Ice by Dinkel reviews
It looked like Dumbledore's newest plot to interfere in Harry's life and to supposedly make him happy, but as it turned out landing back in time and falling in love was merely Fate's idea of a good joke. LMHP, DMHP, eventually LMHPDM! Read the warnings!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 47 - Words: 283,350 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 1,315 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Harry P., Lucius M., Draco M. - Complete
Kindred Souls by Death Phoenix reviews
He had sensed a kindred soul. Someone to be his companion, his partner, his equal, his mate. A fellow Jinchuuriki who would understand, as few others did, the sorrow, the agony, the loneliness, that came with being a sacrifice. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,326 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Lessons of Experience by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
While still an academy student, Uzumaki Naruto starts to learn the art of killing from a mysterious old man. His lessons will be paid for in blood, sweat, and tears. He will get much more than he had bargained for,
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,750 - Reviews: 1178 - Favs: 2,533 - Follows: 2,512 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Naruto U.
A Sirius Matter by witowsmp reviews
AU A few days after being rescued from the dementor's kiss, Sirius Black decides to share information with Harry about his destiny. The story continues on from there. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 122,269 - Reviews: 1777 - Favs: 2,380 - Follows: 991 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
More Important Than Any Broomstick by witowsmp reviews
HHr It's Christmas in Harry's third year. When Hermione causes his new Firebolt to be confiscated, he realizes that she is more important than any broomstick to him. Continues on from there through their fourth year. Technology is 10 years ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 126,376 - Reviews: 2141 - Favs: 2,784 - Follows: 905 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The TriSchool Tournament by DisobedienceWriter reviews
One shot, AU of GOF. Here’s the story I wish I had found when I read GoF or GoF fanfiction. New, harder tasks. Observant!Smart!Harry. On the outs with Ron, Hermione, Dumbledore, and Hogwarts in general. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 31,882 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 1,658 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter's Life Lessons by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,772 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 3,056 - Follows: 594 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Old Soldiers Never Die by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,234 - Reviews: 2674 - Favs: 4,400 - Follows: 1,726 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Unholy by Lady Salazar reviews
There are some things the human race is not meant to know. Harry didn't care instead, he made it his life's purpose to learn them. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,944 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 1,588 - Follows: 437 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Upon the Merits of Mocking by theinsane reviews
Upon the merits of mocking, Kakashi’s understanding of sarcasm, and what comes of it. Oneshot. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Family Night by Celebony reviews
As Hogwarts starts a quarterly Family Night, Harry is determined take part. Facing the heartache of looking in all the wrong places, he'll have to discover the true meaning of family, and that sometimes it comes from where you least expect it. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,312 - Reviews: 2142 - Favs: 3,686 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 1/6/2006 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
It Always Happens Under the Mistletoe by His Spectacles reviews
Ginny finally kisses Harry under the mistletoe! She’s ecstatic. Until Draco Malfoy intrudes and shows her the proper way to kiss Harry. My belatedChristmas 05 fic! HD SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 2,633 - Follows: 296 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Faith by Dragongirl16 reviews
COMPLETE:: What if the wizarding world turned its back on Harry? Who will stay true? Who can he turn to? What will he do? A HD romance in the works! PreOotP AU! SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 375,540 - Reviews: 5702 - Favs: 5,818 - Follows: 1,143 - Updated: 12/1/2005 - Published: 4/23/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
About Last Night by Darko28 reviews
“It's lovely that you want me as a member,” Harry interrupted Voldemort. “But there’s been a bit of a mixup. I didn’t really mean to join the Death Eaters. I was a little tipsy last night and boys will be boys, you know? Humor, oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,052 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Come the Maëlstrom by Furor Scribiendi reviews
Continuation of En Las Montañas. Back at Hogwarts, Harry must deal with being thrust back into the limelight and everything else including Snape. And Lucius must deal with Lord Voldemort and his ire while his own life heads towards very shaky ground. DONE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 209,951 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/6/2005 - Published: 4/1/2004 - Lucius M., Harry P. - Complete
Daily Prophet My Ass! by Wench of Hogsmead reviews
Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 2,011 - Follows: 362 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2659 - Favs: 6,332 - Follows: 411 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Blood Prince by ShadeDancer reviews
The Dursley's did what they always wanted to and got rid of Harry, but someone else found the boywholived and took him to raise as their own, Mafia King Manuel Darkov. Dumbledore won't be expecting this Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 74,457 - Reviews: 948 - Favs: 3,229 - Follows: 855 - Updated: 12/22/2004 - Published: 11/16/2004 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
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New York, New York reviews
Everyone in New York knows Kurt Hummel. He's famous. He lived there when he was younger but then he left. So when he returns there with his friends to kick ass at nationals, things go a little different than planed. Klaine. Warblers and ND. Future M
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,690 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Red Dawn reviews
Itachi, after killing his clan, takes Naruto with him to the Akatsuki after a beating by the villagers that would have killed him if the Kyuubi hadn't stepped in. See what happens when Naruto is raised be a bunch of S-class missing ninja. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,566 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Akatsuki, Naruto U.
The Forest Floor
I had wonderful wonderful friends, apart from him. He was my friend, but not anymore.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Remus L. - Complete
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