Author has written 2 stories for Inuyasha, and Hellsing.
This profile is used by two writers/readers. Our personalities tend to be sarcastic and blunt to a point, lol. We make it a point to be blunt, as it were. One is still in college, while the other has yet to return to do her duty (Vore: -_-"); postings might take a while. We tend to have what is called "dark" humor. *smirk* So wash your neck and wait.
Sangui (most likely to write):
Likes: Inuyasha, SesshomaruxOC, SesshomaruxKagome, Hellsing, AlucardxOC, AlucardxIntegra (some), Vampire Hunter D, some yaoi, some yuri, and etc.
Dislikes: Quick romances, little story, hardly any background to story, unexplainable settings, overpowered/god-mode, ooc-ness that isn't explainable, Kikyou (stupid clay bitch, who is annoying), weak Kagome types, fillers, and etc.
Vore (might write):
Likes: Hetalia, Naruto, Death Note, D. Grayman, Inuyasha (a little bit), KKM, Saiyuki, Lost Odyssey, FFVIII, FFVII, Call of Duty: Black Ops, Legend of Zelda (especially Ocarina of Time), many different mangas, yaoi, some het, rare steak, dark chocolate, dark roasted coffee, trivia, etc.
Dislikes: Whiners, horrible grammar, horrible spelling, Twilight, most people, Mary Sues, fillers, most OCs, misspelling the names of people and places (look it up if you don't know), poorly paced and structured stories, A/Ns in the middle of a story, lists thanking reviewers in the beginning of a story, people trying to force me to be social (Haven't ya'll realize that I. Don't. Care?), etc.
I like crossovers, adventure, action, drama, hurt/comfort, horror, general, fantasy, sci-fi, and supernatural fic's. I don't like westerns and almost all gender-benders. (In fact, currently the only exceptions to this are "Wintertide" by Araceil, a HP/KHR gender-bender crossover so well written that it blows my mind and makes me like how Araceil wrote Harry's (now Ariah's) true gender into the plot without it sounding like a convenient cop-out like some authors do, as well as "Vongola Academy" by WinterGuardianAngel24 since Tsuna isn't a cheap Mary-Sue cardboard cutout. The fact that I went back to read "Wintertide" after initially dismissing it due to Harry's change in gender and kept on reading is highly indicative of how much I like the story, and I whole-heartedly recommend reading it!)
As far as pairings go, I like yaoi and some het, but I prefer no pairings or yaoi the most; I know I'm strange and accept that, thank you very much. I don't like it when romance is the main part of the plot (unless it is so well written that it blows my mind), but I don't mind it when it's combined with another genre such as adventure or drama. The reason is that many stories with a pure romantic focus tend to either seem rushed, unrealistic in some aspect, missing the "spark" that would keep me interested, or are just plain/poorly written.
However, if I was to upload a story, it would most likely be gen or have no pairings as I suck at writing romances.
I do, however, review at least half of the time; sometimes I'll wait until I have a better handle on the story before I review so that I won't just repeat what others have said before and give a better critique.
Here's a simplified pairing list that I usually read:
Naruto: Uke-Naruto (Though not weak or simpering, it annoys me; there's a reason why he makes a decent seme as well, though not my preference.), with a taste for ItaNaru, ShikaNaru, and KyuuNaru/KuruNaru (I wish there were more of the last two.) KKM: WolfYuu (preference), some YuuRam, GwenYuu, and MurataYuu Inuyasha: SessInu, KougaInu Death Note: L/Light, Matt/Mello, Mello/Near D. Grayman: Yullen, Laven, Lucky, etc. Hetalia: RussAme, CanAme (I think uke-America is like a clumsy golden retriever puppy: so unfortunately adorable that you just can't say no and/or kick it.), Romerica (I blame you for this, Coffee-Flavored Fate.), Harry Potter: Snarry, some Drarry, TMRxHarry, Voldemort/Harry, some other uke-Harry, etc. FFVIII: SeiferxSquall, IrvinexSquall, FFVII: SephCloud, ZackCloud, GenCloud, etc. (Basically uke cloud, though he can be a decent seme as well)
I'll read SasuNaru if I'm desperate, has a really good premise/story device, or if it is exceedingly well written. Too bad there's hardly any GerAme, Greece x America, and Romerica. Those couples would be cute.
As for character-centric stories, I like Naruto-, Yuuri-, Inuyasha-, Light/Raito-, L-, Allen-, America, Squall-, Cloud-, and Harry-centric ones.
If your life was a Movie, What Would the Sound Track Be? (Taken from Lunaris-Chibi's profile)
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
Opening Credits: Unbound (The Wild Ride) - Avenged Sevenfold
Waking Up: Learning to Fly - Pink Floyd
First Day At School: Tourniquet - Evanescence
Falling In Love: The Hammer Has Fallen - Sabaton
Fight Song: Jealous Man - Tyrone Wells
Breaking Up: Tosca Village - Lost Odyssey OST
Prom night: Reminiscence - Eternal Poison OST (Atlus)
Mental Breakdown: Had Enough - Breaking Benjamin
Driving: Battlefield - Lost Odyssey OST
Flashback: Rituals - Dan Bull
Getting back together: Ramblin' Irishman - Column MacOireachtaigh
Wedding: Toxicity - System of a Down
Birth of Child: Wishing You Were Somehow Here Again - The Phantom of the Opera OST
Final Battle: Barcarolle for piano in F sharp major, Op. 60, B. 158 - Frederic Chopin
Funeral Song: From the Inside - Linkin Park
Final Credits: Eclipse of Time (Harp Version) - Lost Odyssey OST
Ironically, the very next song from my shuffled library was "Regret" by Assemblage 23, which also would've been fitting. Ha ha, this soundtrack is half way accurate. Seriously, the random selection is damn near spot on for many of the songs.
Sanguivore's Funny Corner - True Life Convos
Sangui: [Still somewhat asleep] "Vore, your toothpaste tastes funny."
Vore: ... Don't tell me she -
Sangui: "It's all sticky and nasty and clings to my teeth."
Vore: *Looks at tube* "...That's because it's denture cream, you dumb ass."
This happens in my car!(Sangui)
Vore: "Ugh. It's not time for class, but I have to go piss."
Sangui: "Go piss, then."
Vore: "Don't wanna move."
Sangui: "Fine. It's your bladder. Piss in a cup or something."
Vore: "Uh, no. Guys have it good, they can just pull it out and piss with the door ajar so they don't have to leave the car or anything."
Vore: "IF ONLY I HAD A PENIS!"
Sangui: "Eep!" [Ducks below steering wheel]
[Right after exclamation, a platoon of mostly male police academy students return from their jog. They overhear and start to stare at Vore.]
Vore: "Damn it." Some of those guys are hot!
Sangui: [whispers] "Tch. Idiot."
This was in one of our college classes.
[After the major bridge collapse somewhere in the U.S.]
Chief Doane: "Does anyone know the name of the bridge that leads out of Beaumont?"
Vore: [kicks Sangui] That's an easy question.
Chief Doane: *Ignores Vore* "It's called the Purple Heart Bridge, like the medal. Do you know why?"
Vore: [Rolls eyes] "Because it sounds so much better than deathtrap."
During a (somewhat pervy) discussion of Sangui's grammar skills:
Sangui: "I do not have any trouble with dialogue! I'm actually pretty good at it."
Vore: "You rape the comma."
Sangui: [looks around to find a way to counter Vore's argument]
Vore: "You either rape the comma or forget it, Comma-Raper."
Sangui: "I do not! I mean, I don't always put it in the right spot, but..."
Vore: [snorts] "I can't believe you actually walked into that one."
Sangui: [Gives Vore a dirty look]
The Manwich Sandwich Debacle
Vore: "Hey Sangui. D'ya wanna manwich?"
Sangui: [Gives Vore a shocked and dirty look.] "A what?!"
Vore: [Deadpan] "A manwich. You know, a sloppy Joe? Want one?"
Sangui: [Gives Vore an even dirtier look.]
Vore: "Don't look at me like I just offended you. Do you want the damned thing or not?
Sangui: "What the fuck am I going to do with a friggin' plumber?
Vore: [Has a sudden epiphany] "...You did not just think that. Tell me that you did not just think that."
Vore: "Your sheer ignorance astounds me sometimes. A manwich is also a sloppy Joe, which is a sandwich. Ground meat in tomato sauce between two buns. You eat it."
Sangui: "Oh. I thought it was slang for a dirty old plumber."
Vore: [-_-"] "How do you not know this?"
Sangui: "Uh, hello? Foreigner! Not from here! Born in Germany! English isn't my native language."
Vore: "...You've been here over a decade. How have you not encountered this at least once?"
Sangui: "Who the hell would eat something called a manwich or sloppy Joe? What is wrong with you people?"
Vore: "You know, you are one of those 'people' now."
Some time later...
Sangui: "Why didn't you tell me that these manwiches were so freaking delicious?"