Catherine McBain
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Joined 02-03-10, id: 2240149, Profile Updated: 06-12-15


I know a secret
Something still belongs to me
I'm not afraid of those who killed their body
For still they cannot kill their soul
You may beat me down
Just denying the truth
But you can't kill the me in you
Dreams are illusions
They fade away before we can catch them
Promises that may be broken, dreams we'll forget
But what birthed in you cannot die
You may beat me down
Just denying the truth
But you can't kill the me in you

What are your favorite quotes: "The only reason I threw up is because Declan is so ugly the sight of his face made me ill. And poor Alex can't see how hideous he is because she needs new glasses."

"Nothing good ever came from anyone who has some form of limited immortality. Declan, Cassander and Voldemort are good examples of this."

"I haven't lost who I was. I found who I am."

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. This is why I refuse to speak with Declan."

"Everyone has multiple personalities. I'm just better at hiding it than I am."

"Being an author is like being in your own personal insane asylum."

"Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness."

"Does crazy shit in the woods?"

"Excuse me...have you seen my sanity?...I think I lost it."

"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."

"Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history."

"In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place."

"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before."

"I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either."

"Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies."

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Why Smut Is Good

Reading smut triggers sexual arousal. Sexual arousal releases dopamine in the brain. Dopamine makes you happy. Happy people are more peaceful. Peaceful people don't start wars. Therefore, the way to achieve world peace is clearly through smut.

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If you're wondering who I am, I'm a member of Dragon's system. I will say and post the things she will not.

If you want to speak to Dragon, message her. If you want to speak to Catherine, message me. If you know enough about me to understand what that means, then I may not want to speak with you. It depends on my mood.

Since my vessal insists, I will write a brief introduction.

I am Catherine, a split and shattered soul who still clings to life inside this reincarnated body. I live for one thing only, and that is to spend my remaining time with my beloved husband. He and I will never be apart. I have sacrificed and given up everything to have him here with me. I have made my choice and I regret nothing.

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Wario Eats Explosive Prunes by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
While on a walk for treasure, Wario spots some prunes. Little does he and Waluigi know that they are... quite explosive. Very dangerous, indeed.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Daisy, Wario, Waluigi, Toadette - Complete
My Favorite by AndreaInspired reviews
"Mmm. You smell like vanilla, Penelope." His breath was hot on her neck. "I think you're going to be my favorite." Extended snatcher scene-Hermione/Ron/Scabior. Warning: explicit violence & rape. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Hermione G., Scabior
You don't know how it feels by SelenesLegacy reviews
Songfic to "Unloved" by Espen Lind. Scabior stands outside the Weasley's house one night, and relives memories. M for suicide.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Scabior, Hermione G. - Complete
The Truth by Scabior's-Horcrux reviews
What really happened to Scabior at the Covered Bridge. WARNING: DH2 SPOILERS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Scabior - Complete
Taken To Hell by Baroness of Slytherin reviews
Bit of a drabble...Scabior and OC. She was his hell...and he was her demon...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Scabior, OC - Complete
If You Visit the Woods by Baroness of Slytherin reviews
A one shot poem about our favourite Snatcher from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows...Scabior.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Scabior - Complete
Maisy's Mishap by I love Michael Jackson reviews
Maisy the stupid mouse has a quite colorful morning... read the story to find out more.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2009
After the Yule Ball by Leaky Underwear reviews
Seamus feels alone after the Yule Ball has ended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Seamus F., Olympe M. - Complete
truth or dare by Iceis reviews
The dragon ball z adults are having a party and decide to play truth or dare. and what if vegeta get the worst part....of everything! hehe. also not for Yamcha lovers AT ALL! lol.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,298 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/6/2003 - Published: 4/21/2002 - Bulma, Vegeta
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