Kefka Palazzo - God of Magic
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Joined 02-03-10, id: 2240149, Profile Updated: 10-26-16

Care to join me for some hate and destruction? Then enter the Imperial Palace.


What are your favorite quotes:

"Everyone has multiple personalities. I'm just better at hiding it than I am."

"Being an author is like being in your own personal insane asylum."

"Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness."

"Does crazy shit in the woods?"

"Excuse me...have you seen my sanity?...I think I lost it."

"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."

"Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history."

"In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place."

"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before."

"I would like to apologize to anyone I have not offended. Please be patient. I will get to you shortly."

"Don't piss me off. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies."

"You make me wish I had more middle fingers."

"Sometimes I question my sanity, but the gummy bears and unicorn told me I'm fine!"

"I'm watering a shoe, fuck off!"

'I didn't fall from heaven, I rose from hell."

'I can be anywhere, at any time, and I can give you over seven hundred reasons why you should fuck yourself with a cactus."

"I will kill it with every fire spell known to man and four hundred Ultima bombs."

"I once coined the phrase 'vociferous cunt weasel.' That's a good one."

"You simpering pool of wet AIDS."


Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a little voice inside your head that talks to you constantly and won't shut up, copy and paste this into your profile.

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How to Baa the Best by Cotton Candy Floof reviews
I will teach you how to baa the best at everything! / 1. Bake your friend a cheesecake.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/17/2016 - Published: 12/15/2016 - Complete
Wario Eats Explosive Prunes by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
While on a walk for treasure, Wario spots some prunes. Little does he and Waluigi know that they are... quite explosive. Very dangerous, indeed.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Daisy, Wario, Waluigi, Toadette - Complete
In the Eyes of Your God by Antismurf Lord of Darkness reviews
WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR FFVI. My attempt to mimic the personality of the one and only Kefka Palazzo. Please be warned that the content within may be offensive to some readers.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,867 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Kefka P.
Maisy's Mishap by I love Michael Jackson reviews
Maisy the stupid mouse has a quite colorful morning... read the story to find out more.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2009
After the Yule Ball by Leaky Underwear reviews
Seamus feels alone after the Yule Ball has ended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Seamus F., Olympe M. - Complete
truth or dare by Iceis reviews
The dragon ball z adults are having a party and decide to play truth or dare. and what if vegeta get the worst part....of everything! hehe. also not for Yamcha lovers AT ALL! lol.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,298 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/6/2003 - Published: 4/21/2002 - Bulma, Vegeta
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