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Joined 02-03-10, id: 2240246, Profile Updated: 08-07-13
Author has written 16 stories for Misc. Tv Shows, TV X-overs, Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, and Cartoon X-overs.

First of all, you should all check out the forum "Everything Snily," which is a place for anyone who likes the pairing of Severus Snape and Lily Evans Potter. http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/Everything-Snily/138874/

My name is something that I will not write here, so as far as you know, my name really is Zeus. I'm a girl who lives in a college town in which there is a coffee shop. And a Pancheros. I don't really like Pancheros, though, so I don't get what the hype about it is. Anyways. I take German at school, which basically means that I could communicate with a German toddler.

I... let's see. What are my favorite things? Raindrops and roses and whiskers on kittens, bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens. No. Wait. That's some one else. Although I do like roses and mittens. But mostly Snily (Snape and Lily) and Sirius. And REVIEWS! I love reviews! I live off of reviews! I feast on reviews! Ok. That is QUITE enough of that.

Also I like fried mozzarella cheese things. Whatever those are called. I dunno, cuz my mom is a health food junkie, so we don't eat a lot of fried mozzarella cheese things. Or any.

My best friends are E and P (who is ZhiPurpleNinja on FanFiction), and my boyfriend is named Fredwardo. He is not aware that that is his name, but it is. So he can just suck it. Anyways. I was trying to teach him the FanFiction lingo, like OTP and OOC and OC and slash, but all I did was make him think I'm really weird. But he's a little weird, too, so it's all okay.

Now I will sing a song for you. JUST KIDDING PSYCH you can't hear me. But I love you.


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EZHF by ThunderClouds7 reviews
Elite Zombie Hunting Force. My friends and I form a zombie hunting force as the world basically goes poof over night and is overrun by the undead. We have a whole lot of fun during our many insane adventures and get into a ton of stupid situations as we try to take back what was lost. And what's more fun than kicking zombie ass with magic? Elves, shapeshifters, werewolves, and fun.
Zombie Survival Guide - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 109,046 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/2/2016 - Published: 8/9/2010
Bewitching Quidditch: Formerly Carry You Home by VoodooLilies reviews
He's an internationally famous Keeper for Puddlemere United she's the mediwizard who makes sure everyone on the team is in tip top conditions and they both share an apartment. But, one of players on the team may have a dark secret,has anyone seen Katie?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 74,315 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Oliver W., Katie B.
The Escaped Convict by forty-two dreams reviews
"Rubbish!" Ron cried. "How can alcohol be girly? Back me up here Hermione, that's sexist, isn't it?" Hermione looked deeply uncomfortable. "Ah, there's sexist and there's … traditional."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,215 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Autumn Sky by Gamma Orionis reviews
A story of Andromeda's choice to leave her family, based on the songs on the Blackmore's Night album "Autumn Sky". Written for xBeautifulTragedy's "Make An Album Into A Story" competition. Black sisters, Andromeda/Ted. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,869 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Andromeda T., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Never in a Million Years by GossipGirlHere reviews
Victoire Weasley and Teddy Lupin. Two best friends; cocky, smug, smart, and, as many people say, made for eachother. Can they get through their last year at Hogwarts together in one piece? Never in a million years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,888 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Victoire W., Teddy L.
Ours by lilyevans46 reviews
Teddy and Victoire are best friends - forever. What happens when they start feeling differently, though? Inspired by a couple of Taylor Swift songs, the main one being the name of the story - listen to it, it's lovely! Anyhow, Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 46,065 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
Almost by LunaInTheSky reviews
"how did you figure out how to get into the girl's dorm, Potter?" He held up his broomstick. "Um, hello. The window." "... Damn." she said. He smirked.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,008 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Cupid'sArrowSince1997 by Cupid'sArrows4Love reviews
She's definitely confused. Will she ever find her guy? And will Fang ever find the girl of his dreams? HATERS AREN'T WELCOMED
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Max, Fang
Fanmail with the Flock! by Leeches Lolita reviews
wanna send any questions or comments to the flock? now you can! the flock will review any questions, comments or even fanfiction right here in this fanfic. rated T to be safe
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010
Muggles, Fan Mail and Metamorphmagus Werewolves by Allergic-To-Sunlight reviews
Confusion over Teddy's parentage, explicit fan mail and the added horror of the Durleys at Hogwarts, all the evening after Voldemort's death... hasn't Harry been through enough? Apparently not... :P Canon. Over 17,000 hits! xD Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,414 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
The Move by idefine777 reviews
Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley, Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Cheese, Jesse McCartney, Paris Hilton, Zac Efron, Hannah Montana, Phil, Ariel, Barbie, Jack Sparrow, Johnny Depp, Spongebob Squarepants, Dora the explorer, Arthur the aardvark, Kendra, Bill Nye
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
Tod Von Fang by RedMist reviews
Fang gedrückt zum Rand, buchstäblich. Veranschlagen für Selbstmord.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - German - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
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It made Severus' heart pound just to see her. He felt like he could have sat there and watched her twirl for his whole life and never have any desire to see anything else. He was drawn to her like a moth to the light. {Drabble} Gamma Orionis' OTP Boot Camp Challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
The Chocolate Frogs' Songbook reviews
This is a compilation of some of the songs I've written or helped to write for my wizard rock band, The Chocolate Frogs. I realize that the effect may not be the same without the tune or orchestration, but I figured the lyrics were worth a look. Thank you to everyone who supports us by reading these songs!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W., Dean T., Helga H.
Torn reviews
A silent tear ran out of the corner of her eye and landed on the bedspread. She had never imagined that it would come to this- choosing between her childhood sweetheart and her first real love. If had been easier when she was mad at Severus. But now, now she was torn. {Drabble} Gamma Orionis' OTP Boot Camp Challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Hatred reviews
Snape hated James Potter so much so that there was only one person in the entirety of the world that he hated more. And it was himself. {Drabble} Written for Gamma Orionis' OTP Boot Camp Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
Jagged reviews
"Yes, of course I trust you, Lily. Wait. You didn't answer my question. Can you really do this?" She made no reply, but pushed him into a hard wooden chair. He peered up at her from under dark eyebrows. "Lils..." he said in a warning tone. {Drabble}
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Letter reviews
It was then that the black haired twelve year old became aware of his heart beating frantically in his chest. He gulped down the fresh May air, his eyes never leaving Lily. Not even for a second. This letter, this one little letter was going to change Severus' life. {Drabble}
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
The Phineas Files reviews
Phineas James Black, the youngest son of Sirius Black III gets his story told through the eyes of two girls: Geneva and Myiah. They write letters to each other detailing their experiences.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,059 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 11/17/2012 - OC
Helpless reviews
His deep, dark eyes latched onto her bright green ones. "Thank you, Lily." They were silent, neither one able to withdraw their gaze. Held captive, Lily's breathing started to quicken and her heart beat faster. {Drabble} Rated T
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Breathless reviews
She appeared like an angel, swooping in to save him; to deliver him. He could not be more grateful. Or more in love. This was the moment he had been waiting for his entire life. {Drabble}
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Acrid reviews
Usually, the throb of pain was deadened to a pungent odor hanging over him wherever he went, but today the wound was fresh. Every acrid memory was like a little stab in Severus Snape's shriveled heart. {Drabble}
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Dylan's True Love reviews
Dylan has always felt something for Max, but it was all programmed. He was MADE to be her other half. What happens when Dylan falls in love without the help of mad scientists? It all started at a Juicy Beaver concert... Set after "Fang."
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,950 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Dylan - Complete
Truth or Dare, Ron reviews
Harry, Ron, and Hermione are on the run, and are getting pretty bored. They decide to play truth or dare, but it doesn't turn out the way they were expecting. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Sirius's Children reviews
This is Sirius Black III's story as it was never told before. It takes place in between the Prisoner of Azkaban and the Goblet of Fire. Nobody knew that Sirius had children. Well, puppies. Nobody knew about Trisha. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Cocktail Smokies reviews
This is a "Barbie-meets-my little pony-meets-Bob the Builder-meets-Teletubbies-meets-Dora-meets-Strawberry Shortcake-meets-Handy Manny-meets-Sesame Street-meets-us" story. Many crazy things happen--so be warned.
Crossover - TV X-overs & Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 4/11/2010
Harry's Fan Mail reviews
You write reviews, and Harry or one of his friends or enemies ,specifed by you, will answer your questions! Rated T just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011
Bob vs Aliens reviews
This is a Bob the Builder FanFiction- I know it sounds weird, but watch out! This story includes mind-control and aliens. Bob the Builder is not the nice can-do guy you remember from your preschool years.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010