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Hey! My name is Caroline, and I've been on fanfiction since 8-22-09 with the crazedgirlz account... Then I came here so if you think you've read or seen some of my stories before, no you are not crazy, no don't call the mental health institute. So yeah... Let's get over with this and go to the fun stuff:


PS2: My FAVORITE girls: timecontroller ("A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, the rising sun can kiss the grass, but you! Yes you! YOU CAN KISS MY ASS" LOL! LOVE IT KAT!) and crazedgirlz (GABI!!!! U SHOULD REALLY MAKE A NEW ACCOUNT GIRLENE... I MEAN IT!) I LURV U TO! .

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. (What?! I didn't want to risk it OKAY?! I pretend to life a very long, happy, life, thank you very much)







So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alotof the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: On Top Of The World (Boys Like Girls)

Waking Up: Tik Tok (Kesha)

First Day At School: For Your Entertainment (Adam Lambert)

Falling In Love: I'm Ony Me When I'm With You (Taylor Swift)

Fight Song: So What (Pink)

Breaking Up: Not Meant To Be (Theory Of A Dead Man)

Prom Night: Careless Whisper (Seether)

Life: One Last Chance (James Morrison)

Mental Breakdown: Everybody's Fool (Evanescence)

Driving: We Live (Superchick)

Flashback: New Perspective (Panic! At The Disco)

Getting back together: Far Away (Nickleback)

Wedding: Angel (Natasha Bedingfield)

Birth of Child: She Is The Sunlight (Trading Yesterday)

Final Battle: Fight For All The Wrong Reasons (Nickelback)

Funeral Song: I'll Follow Into The Dark (Death Cab For Cutie)

Final Credits: Livin' On A Prayer (Bon Jovi)


Month one

I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine, but i will have a lot of it
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak


You know you are an internet/pc crazy when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

If you have ever gone to edit your profile, saw all these cut and paste things, and thought "DAMN! That is a lot of crap!" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a mirror, C&P

If you have ever run into a tree, C&P

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you went to sleep around 2am reading one of the Twilight saga, C&P

If you ever tripped where there was a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste

If you ever fell off a chair backwards, copy and paste this

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God

If you are called 'weird' at least five times a day, post this into your profile

huh. It figures, all the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip and slide.

I agree with the dictionary; girls before boys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

I find "good morning" contradictory

My heart? Yeah. Not a playground.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30, and I'm still 29, who'll be laughing then?

Don't hate yourself in the morning...sleep till noon

I think I could be madly in like with you

Let's flip a coin: heads, we'll be together; tails, we'll flip again

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

opps! I appear to have fallen on your lips!

Guys should be like lattes: rich, strong, and hot!

Boys are like trees - they take fifty years to grow up.

Friends will always be like "well, you deserve better", but best friends will prank call him whispering "seven days..."

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Some day we'll look back on this, and plow into a parked car.

A friend helps you when you fall; a best friend says "Walk much, dumbass?"

A friend gives you their umbrella when it rains; a best friend takes your's and says "RUN, BEEP, RUN!"

A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected; a best friend walks up to him and says "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you. (Are you reading this Gabi? Kat? We are three out of 12 ppl who are insane! Yeah we rock bitches!)

It's always the last place you look...well of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it? (Some ppl just make no damn sense!)

If you are a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is plotting world domination,copy and paste this into your profile. (Mwahahahaha! Don't tell mommy...)

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile. (Smart? Ya think so? Then ya r stupid, again go back to first grade! I did... Lol)

If you have ever fallen down the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. (Oh! Come on I can't be the only freak in this big old place!)

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste (You might find that hard to believe though I don't freaking care!)

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! (Whoa! The person who wrote this is a genius! R you up for a movie, Einstein?)

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are part of the 2 percent who hasn't and likes bageals, copy and paste this into your profile. (Okay there is only on comment for this, YOU fucking crazy non-sense teeager who are there, turning your life into a worse shit than it already is! You should really ask someone to knock (literally) sense into you! HELLO! YOU ARE FUCKING -N-U-T-S + S-T-U-P-I-D and all you have is ONE life, so make the BEST, (NOT worst) OF IT!)

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste into your profile. (Look it's all part of genetics kay? Momma has it, Bro has it, Sis has it, Cousins hve it, Papa has it, BFF has it... do I have to continue? Yeah I didn't think so...)

If you've ever copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile (Wanna see- READ something stupid? Just re-read this sentence)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile (Yeah, Yeah, what can I say? Being able to make really stupid, obvious questions, is HUMAN! And I am proud of being one of them!)

If you have a really long profile, C&P this to make it even longer. (Fine! I'm guilty! Arrest me!)

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, C&P (HEY! It's called short-term memory and tons of ppl have it...)

If you are one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste (In my and other ppls defence I can say that it IS pretty exciting when you get one, or even two reviewers!)

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that when you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball...C&P (Yeah, obssesion is real...)

If you have your own little world, C&P ( No one really knows what is going on with this thing I call, crazy-unable-to-know-wazz-gonna-happen-next-surprise-box, (They call it my head)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste ( Obssesed? Humph! I am WAAAAAAAY over obssesion, fanfiction IS my life now...)

If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann -- Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARRIBBEAN -- are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabteh, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YUR PROFILE!! ( Yeah well I have a major crush on Will though Bethy and him, were really made for each other... :()

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile. (Everyday baby, Everyday)

If you are antisocial sometimes, copy and paste (Sometimes?)

If you've ever danced around your first period classroom before the bell rang and everyone was at their lockers and acted like a fairy just for the heck of it, C&P this to your profile. (Ppl don't get close to me anymore...)

If you've reread Twilight over 10 times...C&P this into your profile. (Who haven't?)

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, C&P this into your pro. (Five minutes? Do you know how long my math period is? and my science period?)

92 percent of teenagers would die if Ambercrombie and Fitch told them it's not cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off. (What the heck is wrong with this world?!)

Most people would be offeneded if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?" (Lol! Why should I be offended? At least they noticed me!)

If whenever you see or hear the name Edward, you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, C&P this into your pro. (Edward AND Jacob! I can't just love one of them! I have enough space in my heart for both! And Lucky Me!!)

If you are so obsessed with Twilight it is NOT even funny anymore, C&P (Didn't I already mentioned that I am waaaaay over obssesion?!)

If you ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy this into your profile. (Yes! It happens! Even with beautiful, wonderful, happy, smart little girls like me!)

If you have ever run into a door, C&P (It really hurts...)

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, C&P (SLAP? What happened to KILL?)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfiction, copy this into your pro (I'VE BEEN HERE SINCE 1 PM AND RIGHT NOW IT IS ALMOST 6 AM! (there is also this little fact that I have to wake up at 7 am to get ready for school!) THIS IS WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY Over obssesion to me!)

If people think you are mentally insane...copy this into your profile (Ppl are mentally insane, if they think I'm not mentally insane!)

If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile (No comments...)

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your pro (I don't run, I walk reeeeeeally fast)

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! (What is there on me not to be proud of?)

If you have an odd sort of love/hate realationship with your computer, C&P (If I ever get a boyfriend don't tell him!!)

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, C&P! ( Geesh! I already said that I am proud of everything on, and in me! Why won't you people just buy it and leave me ALONE!)

If you have a friend that thinks Twilight it stupid and refuses to read it, C&P (Thank god that someone is normal to keep us all in tracks of reality...)

If you've ever walked into a doorway you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile (Yeah...)

My best friend is insane, if you agree or have an insane friend, copy and paste this on your pro. (I agree, I am insane myself, why wouldn't my friends be?)

If you think the kids should just stop chasing Lucky and leave the freakin' leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. (It's freaking annoying ppl!)

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles, then copy and paste this into your profile. (Look one thing is acting childish another completely different thing is BEING a child!)

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from Twilight, then copy this to your profile (Edward AND Jacob, ppl! Don't forget MY Jacob!)

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste! (It's not my fault if it got on my way!)

If you have a problem with councelors, copy and paste!! (I just CAN'T stand them! They are always on her side...)

If you hear the voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste. (You can get pretty lunatic at tines)

If you think everyone's out of their minds (including yourself...but that's a given), copy and paste this to your profile (Yeah, yeaah, people are nuts)

93 percent of teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the seven percent that would ask "what was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Ivander Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001, HeartOfAgony, VampiressE12B, down.with.jacob, bibliocrazed, Shikiangel CerEbow, vampgirl8, crazedgirls, CarolineVampgirl15 (I just don't understand, some ppl were just born like that...)

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy and paste this into your profile (Come on! WHO THE HELL ISN'T?! I do believe vamps exist and I do want to become one someday!)

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile ( Anime? IDK...)

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, C&P this into your profile ( Whoa! I always thought dentists were cool! Now their coolness has gone from 50 to 0... I am so not happy with that)

Valid Questions That I Want Answers For

1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
2. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
3. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
4. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
5. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?
6. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
7. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... Is he still wrong?
8. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? And is it suicide or murder?
9. Is there another word for synonym?
10. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
11. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
12. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
13. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
14. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
15. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
16. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
17. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
18. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
19. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
20. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road?
21. Why is the earth roundd?
22. Why do people can't keep their minds in their OWN business?

Steriotypes that MUST define me

Put the ones you are in Bold and add one to the list if you want.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.\
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive..
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I dont like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sence of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an overcontrolling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY alot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
Im DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be overcontrolling and a bitch.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. ( I draw my own characters, and I don't see anime cartoons)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
"I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo."(I write poetry, and stories)
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

"I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue."
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
I am the girls who fears that I will never be able to be myself, to be free of this secret because I won’t risk losing my family and friends.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didnt have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don’t believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends im a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"

'Dream as if you’ll live forever… Live as if you die today.'

'Don't get mad; get sadistic.'

'Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?'((My Point!)

Common sense is the enemy of comedy.'

'Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.' (Oh Boy! If that's true I am the 21st century Picasso!)

'My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am.'

'Knowledge is power; power is the root of all evil. Therefore study to be evil.'

'I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!'

'Damn you; damn the broccoli; DAMN CANADA

'Boys don't fall for me; I trip them.'

'They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you stood there and yelled 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill many people.'

'There are very few problems that can not be solved using a large amount of explosives.'

'I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die'

'I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away.' (That's why I HATE therapists and I did have a power!)

'It is not enough to succeed; others must fail.' (Oh yeah)

'The devil sold his soul to Gaara.'

'You know what! Earth sucks, I’m going home.'

'Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity.'

'If you laugh I will laugh. If you cry I will cry and if you jump out a window I will laugh.'

'Why don't you slip into something more comfortable; like a coma?'

'What is this 'kindness' you speak of?'

'It’s all fun and games until someone gets a fork in the eye THEN IT'S EVEN FUNNIER!'

'Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep on talking.'

'Define normal.'

'These sunglasses sure make it hard to see in the dark but I refuse to take them off because I am an American!'

'I will call him George, hug him and love him and rub his fur the wrong way.'

'He who walks with wolves, learns to howl.'

'Of all the things I've ever wished that I know could never be, the thing I wish the most is that I wish I wasn't me. (yesssssssssssss Finally! Someone understands me! )


1) Unless you've lived my life, don't judge me because you don't know, never have and never will know every little thing and detail about me.

2) Every story has an end, but in life every end is just a new beginning.

3) Life doesn't hurt until you think about, how many things have changed, who you've lost along the way, and how much of it was your fault.

4) When I saw you, I was afraid of meeting you. When I met you, I was afraid of kissing you. When I kissed you, I was afraid to love you. Now that I love you, I'm afraid of losing you.

5) Life is a game, go for it!

6) Its better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all .

7) It takes a minute to find someone special, and hour to appreciate them and a day to love them, but an entire lifetime to forget them.


Number your 12 fave Twilight characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1. Bella
2. Edward
3. Jacob
4. Victoria
5. Alice
6. Rosalie
8. Jasper
9. Carlisle
10. Esme
11. Reneesme
12. James

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Rosalie/Reneesme? Nuh uh...

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Uh... I'm not really what they call lesbian (not that I have something against it) so I am not attracted to woman, but to man victoria might be hot... I think...

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

James getting Jasper pregnant? that even possible? Let me answer that, NO! But if it did...there would be much more drama than I could handle.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Carlisle? No, not really...

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Edward and Rosalie? Hell No! Of course not!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Alice and Carlisle? Ewww No!! He's like her "dad"! Alice and Esme? OMG! Even worse!

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Whoa?! Emmet, walking in on Edward and James having sex? I think he'd just mumble something about it being 'troublesome' and that they were 'out of their fucking minds' and go off while trying to repress the mental images, while being secretly scarred for eternity.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

Jacob and Esme?! Well... okay, I'll try. - even if it does scar me mentally- Okay, here goes:

Esme is turned into a vampire while she is still alive by god-knows-who and she just walks around the world searching for a mate. When Esme meets jacob (centuries after she is tunered) she feels a connection with him, and Jacob automatically falls head-over-hells for her. Though Jacob thinks he has imprinted with her it's all a lie. After 95 years of being married and adopting two kids, Jacob finally imprints with a human called Jessica, who's friend Isabella fell for his son Edward. His other son, Jasper, falls in love with Sasha a stripper, that he met on a club. Jacob and Jessica get married, Sasha, and Jasper, and Isabella and Edward too. Sasha, and Jasper break up and year after their marriage, Jasper found out that Sasha cheated on him. Bella, and Edward + Jacob and Jessica, live hapily ever after. Jasper kills himmself after two years. Esme not being able to take that her husband left her, that her son killed herself, and that she will have to spend the rest of eternity alone, Esme Black kills herself.

Okay, how was that? Terrible I know! I sorry...

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

?? JASPER AND BELLA?? ?? I dunno... ??

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Emmet and James? For ever yours. lol!

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

You want Victoria to de-flower Bella? Holly Shit! No kidding? I have no fucking idea and it's getting pretty late so we'll just skip this one...

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet?


13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?


14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

I dunno... One day maybe...

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Esme? Oh, this is far too easy. I think she'd scream 'Oh Lord!' or 'Meeaw!'. Lol!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Jasper? I don't really know... Something like, '10 Miles Wide' by Escape The Fate or maybe 'Louder Than Thunder' by The Devil Wears Prada.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Bella, Rosalie, and James? I'd go with Violence, and Sarcasam; Knives, Blood, and Fight, Truth and Dare Games, Insane Fits of Laughter; Profantity; and Jailbreaking!

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Esme on Edward... 'You better not be doing what I think you are doing, cause we both know that you-know-who is gonna get you-know-what on you-know-where, If that thought ever crosses you-know-who's mind.

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Reneesme describing an relationship between Edward and Jasper? Umm... 'Surprise, Surprise !' then walk away murmmuring something about 'disturbing'.

20) How emo is Seven?

Jasper? Emo? I don't think so... MAYBE...

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Silver in the Moonlight by Mandydoll reviews
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 6/17/2016 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Complete
Bad Encounters with Vampires by xxMaddly.Riddledxx reviews
With his free hand he gripped her face gently, but with enough force to keep her from moving it. Without a moment's hesitation he crashed his lips to hers - After murdering her father with strange powers, Serena is thrown into a world of complete chaos.
Vampires - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 104,917 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 1/24/2015 - Published: 10/13/2008
Pleasure in the Usual Ways by Nameless Grace reviews
He caressed my face, smoothed my hair, smiled lovingly into my eyes. He whispered, "You belong in the dark with me. I am the king of the night and you are my queen." As much as he fascinated me, he made me uneasy.
Look For Me By Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,660 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Vincent M., Cynthia B/Cynda
Ruby Red 2: A New Life by Al-ee-sin reviews
Victoria went through some hard times, but it has only made her stronger. She can now be with her boyfriend Collin and live the normal life she has always wanted. Until certain events happen and she realizes the hard times aren't finished.
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,443 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 1/6/2009
Humpty Dumpty by In The Shitty Land Of Oz reviews
They stopped at the front of the room and stared into the eyes of all the students who instantly began to speak in excited voices that couldn't seem to stay hushed. And I knew why. They were all so very beautiful... almost like models.
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,084 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 11/24/2008
Beauty Hidden Within the Darkness by Silverfurred reviews
"Fly, little bird. Fly fast far from me. If you can escape, then I'll set you free." His voice darkened and his eyes reddened as the rhyme continued. "Quickly now Love, you must mind your time. For every moment you loose, the sooner you'll become mine."
Vampires - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,963 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 11/9/2010
Crazy! Wild! Vampires? by KlaraBell reviews
His breath smelled like mint and vanilla. I leaned in for more. He chuckled an pulled away. I gasped and fell to the floor. "Why," I asked. "Because, you smell delicious," he said as he leaned in to my neck. Before he could touch me someone growled.
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 80,302 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Complete
Eventually Love by kari03 reviews
Kayla and Kara have found out that their parents are vampires and have got them engaged to vampires. Vampires who are irritating, overprotective & beautiful. Both girls are in danger can these irritating vampires save them or are they doomed? Please read
Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 111,867 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Complete
Caged by twilighter256 reviews
Jessica was only 16 when she was placed inside the "Cage", a human reproduction center run by vampires. Years later, she decides to escape... But is captured again and meets Jordan. Will he change her outlook on vampires, on him? Find out by reading!
Vampires - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 40,831 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 9/30/2008
Never knew I could roll that way by Psychological Witch reviews
I was normal,unitl a phone call ruined my entire life.I woke up and saw a smirking sex god standing next to me.Lets just say I have to get my throne back from my cousin who just happens to want MY man too.So are you in..or out?**Beware a lot of Swearing**
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,405 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Complete
Drag Your Teeth Across My Heart by Deliciously Dark reviews
He was beautiful. He was unreal. He was a monster. And I couldn't help but fall a little deeper into those molten gold eyes of his.
Vampires - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,273 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 11/6/2010
Shades of Gray by RedRibbonz reviews
I brought my hand back and pulled it down with as much force as possible. I felt a cold hand stop mine just centimeters from his throat. I growled deeply and slowly looked just to see the most beautiful creature I have ever seen.
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,224 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010
Cardinal by iamthedreadpirateroberts reviews
When Kristen Valenski was summoned to the old church in her town, she never expected to be turned into a vampyr. But that's what happened and now she's on a quest to defeat Prince Zorinthos and his army of wyrwolves with four other vampyrs and a kid. R&R
Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,496 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 11/9/2008
The Hidden Truth by gazerX reviews
Banished from paradise by her one true love, and everyone's turned on her, even god! Lilith's playing the game of survival, and everything she does leads to trouble? Will a mysterious guy make it better? Or will her past come to haunt her?
Vampires - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,432 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010
Such A Lie by Queen Of Dead Hearts reviews
I'd always known my life was destined to be strange. The story of my life was never supposed to be like this though. It was never supposed to be about vampires.
Vampires - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,127 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 11/3/2010
I'd Rather Die REWRITEN by c.a.s.1404 reviews
Vampires - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,524 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010
Beware Of Vampire by Queen Of Dead Hearts reviews
Death pale skin, blood red eyes, and beauty beyond belief. That's a good way to describe the men who came to abduct me.
Vampires - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 103,175 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Complete
Boyfriend Troubles by Serena of Fire reviews
I have never had a boyfriend in my life so when my so called friends come up with a plan to get me one it goes horribly wrong. Just my luck.
Vampires - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,322 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 6/14/2007
Linked for life by hazeleyes14 reviews
Zaria and Antal lives a normal life until Ty a new student shows up and Zaria learns she is falling head over heels for him.
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010
My Disabled Vampire by MarikandMaliklover23 reviews
Jay is your average girl who likes to help people. She signs up to be a volunteer to help the disabled. She meets Jason. A disabled man who is full of secrets. Strange things happen while Jay helps take care of him. Only thing is, Jason is a vampire.
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,428 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010
My burning desire by Kait-Paul reviews
“Mistakes.” He sighed. He must of thought it was a mistake to kiss him. How am I to know? That was another mistake. I let this go on for far too long. I had to stop it and I had to stop it soon, before it hurts everyone. Every rose has it's thorns...
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 125,375 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
A Night Out by lovebeauty011 reviews
Just a fun night out with Nikolas and Isabel.
Vampires - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Complete
Piano Pleasures lemon by Mahjinx reviews
BxE, Piano, suggestive themes, LEMON
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Edward, Bella
Dark Air by LilMissKrissy reviews
Edward left. Bella Changes. Rebel Vampire/shape shifter. hates Cullens. suck at summarys please read! O. Stephanie Meyers owns everything. : PLEASE READ THO!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/19/2009
The Vampires Girl by Wolf's Daughter27 reviews
What do you do when your working late one night, and suddenly find a strange man stuff bombs everywhere? Especially when this man happens to be a vampire, and would just love to suck out your blood? You run, duh!
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,584 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Complete
Brown Eyes by MarikandMaliklover23 reviews
Kimi Whistler is in college for her Art. She goes thru hell with the popular girl, Elle. But the new student, Zarek. A hott guy the girls want,is interested in her. His secret,his a vampire,and his chosen Kimi as his mate. Elle isnt happy about the choice
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,581 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009
Volition by blackcat93 reviews
ruby corvin is beverly hill's it-girl vampire. after she pushes her dad over the edge he decides to ship her off to boarding school in england, where a thousand year old war is being taken place between vampires and lycans
Vampires - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,585 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008
Raindrops on roses by xXlightxDarknessXx reviews
He visits her every night in her dreams for months and kidnaps her on New Years Day. Her parents let him. A deal was made when she was born about her life. Now she finds out she belongs to a purple eyed vampire hottie? What the hell is going on? R&R plz!
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008
Completely Unexpected by lovebeauty011 reviews
A lover's game. Man and woman meet in a nightclub one night and things happened unexpectedly.
Vampires - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Complete
Ruby Red by Al-ee-sin reviews
LAST CHAPTER IS POSTED! Victoria is yet again with another family. Which she doesn't know that this family is different. She also doesn't know that her life is going to change forever, because of the people she meets, and from the decisions she makes.
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 106,170 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Complete
Bloody coctails by marabouu reviews
Bloody coctails consist one shots, very lemony one shots between vampires and humans. We all love gorgeous and dangerous vampires so if you'r feeling lonely... Lots and LOTS of lemons!
Vampires - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,132 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 10/9/2008
Beautiful Disaster by MrsJasperHale reviews
AU. All Human.His green eyes focused on me and a soft giggle escaped his lips. I was so focused on him that I almost forgot that I was standing in the middle of the living room in my underwear EXB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,449 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Edward, Bella
Law or Physics by HarvestEclispe31 reviews
Sky confronts issues with herself and her feelings with Jack gets more complicated. Chapter 2 Revised.WARNING LEMONS!
Vampires - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,852 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Complete
My Dark Secret Admirer by Beautiful and Pale reviews
A Young teenaged girl's life is changed forever when a handsom young vampire Kiddnapped her for love! And she doesn't even know him!
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,358 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 4/23/2007
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Curiosity Kills
Everybody turn your cameras on, look who has shown... He's picture perfect, smiles never change... Night still young, all you want is some fun...
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Complete
Afterglow reviews
"I hope you're right," She whispered back. Sighing once again, she walks up to the door, hesitating before taking the final step out of the room. She turns back though, daring to past one last fleeting look out the window.
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Complete
Is it coming over you, like it's coming over me?
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Complete
Accidentally in Love reviews
Visions of the future? I can deal. Vampire family? Bring it. Surrounded by total lunatics? It's all good. Potentially falling in love with my foster brother?, not so much.
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,223 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010
Stone Heart reviews
Life sucks and then you die... Rebecca is a young teenage girl, who get's her life ruined by a bunch of cold-blooded vampires, and after all the darkness they've brought to her life they still come to her and ask her to save them, will she do it?
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,228 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010
Blood Thirst reviews
The night consumed her as she heard its howls ecohing through the air, her blood ran quicker and colder through her veins and goosebumps were now present on her flawless skin; she knew she woudn't make it out alive...
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Complete