Author has written 8 stories for Vampires.
Hey! My name is Caroline, and I've been on fanfiction since 8-22-09 with the crazedgirlz account... Then I came here so if you think you've read or seen some of my stories before, no you are not crazy, no don't call the mental health institute. So yeah... Let's get over with this and go to the fun stuff:
PS: MOST PEOPLE HATE LONG PROFILE'S! BUT GUESS WHAT? I. DON'T. CARE!
PS2: My FAVORITE girls: timecontroller ("A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, the rising sun can kiss the grass, but you! Yes you! YOU CAN KISS MY ASS" LOL! LOVE IT KAT!) and crazedgirlz (GABI!!!! U SHOULD REALLY MAKE A NEW ACCOUNT GIRLENE... I MEAN IT!) I LURV U TO! .
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. (What?! I didn't want to risk it OKAY?! I pretend to life a very long, happy, life, thank you very much)
ACCIDENTALY IN LOVE: I'M BACK TO WRITING IT
STONE HEART: AT REST
BLOOD THIRST: COMPLETE
ATTENTION!: NEW ONE SHOT COMMING SOON!!!!!!! WINK WINK!
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
Opening Credits: On Top Of The World (Boys Like Girls)
Waking Up: Tik Tok (Kesha)
First Day At School: For Your Entertainment (Adam Lambert)
Falling In Love: I'm Ony Me When I'm With You (Taylor Swift)
Fight Song: So What (Pink)
Breaking Up: Not Meant To Be (Theory Of A Dead Man)
Prom Night: Careless Whisper (Seether)
Life: One Last Chance (James Morrison)
Mental Breakdown: Everybody's Fool (Evanescence)
Driving: We Live (Superchick)
Flashback: New Perspective (Panic! At The Disco)
Getting back together: Far Away (Nickleback)
Wedding: Angel (Natasha Bedingfield)
Birth of Child: She Is The Sunlight (Trading Yesterday)
Final Battle: Fight For All The Wrong Reasons (Nickelback)
Funeral Song: I'll Follow Into The Dark (Death Cab For Cutie)
Final Credits: Livin' On A Prayer (Bon Jovi)
GOSH!! I'M REAAAALLLY SURPRISED! MOST OF THEM REEEEEAAAAALLLLY FIT INTO THE CONTEST!!
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU ARE AGAINST THIS CRUEL THING THAT IS ABORTION.
You know you are an internet/pc crazy when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
If you have ever gone to edit your profile, saw all these cut and paste things, and thought "DAMN! That is a lot of crap!" copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever ran into a mirror, C&P
If you have ever run into a tree, C&P
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
If you went to sleep around 2am reading one of the Twilight saga, C&P
If you ever tripped where there was a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste
If you ever fell off a chair backwards, copy and paste this
ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God
If you are called 'weird' at least five times a day, post this into your profile
huh. It figures, all the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip and slide.
I agree with the dictionary; girls before boys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
I find "good morning" contradictory
My heart? Yeah. Not a playground.
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30, and I'm still 29, who'll be laughing then?
Don't hate yourself in the morning...sleep till noon
I think I could be madly in like with you
Let's flip a coin: heads, we'll be together; tails, we'll flip again
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back
opps! I appear to have fallen on your lips!
Guys should be like lattes: rich, strong, and hot!
Boys are like trees - they take fifty years to grow up.
Friends will always be like "well, you deserve better", but best friends will prank call him whispering "seven days..."
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
Some day we'll look back on this, and plow into a parked car.
A friend helps you when you fall; a best friend says "Walk much, dumbass?"
A friend gives you their umbrella when it rains; a best friend takes your's and says "RUN, BEEP, RUN!"
A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected; a best friend walks up to him and says "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you. (Are you reading this Gabi? Kat? We are three out of 12 ppl who are insane! Yeah we rock bitches!)
It's always the last place you look...well of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it? (Some ppl just make no damn sense!)
If you are a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is plotting world domination,copy and paste this into your profile. (Mwahahahaha! Don't tell mommy...)
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile. (Smart? Ya think so? Then ya r stupid, again go back to first grade! I did... Lol)
If you have ever fallen down the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. (Oh! Come on I can't be the only freak in this big old place!)
If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste (You might find that hard to believe though I don't freaking care!)
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! (Whoa! The person who wrote this is a genius! R you up for a movie, Einstein?)
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are part of the 2 percent who hasn't and likes bageals, copy and paste this into your profile. (Okay there is only on comment for this, YOU fucking crazy non-sense teeager who are there, turning your life into a worse shit than it already is! You should really ask someone to knock (literally) sense into you! HELLO! YOU ARE FUCKING -N-U-T-S + S-T-U-P-I-D and all you have is ONE life, so make the BEST, (NOT worst) OF IT!)
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste into your profile. (Look it's all part of genetics kay? Momma has it, Bro has it, Sis has it, Cousins hve it, Papa has it, BFF has it... do I have to continue? Yeah I didn't think so...)
If you've ever copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile (Wanna see- READ something stupid? Just re-read this sentence)
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile (Yeah, Yeah, what can I say? Being able to make really stupid, obvious questions, is HUMAN! And I am proud of being one of them!)
If you have a really long profile, C&P this to make it even longer. (Fine! I'm guilty! Arrest me!)
If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, C&P (HEY! It's called short-term memory and tons of ppl have it...)
If you are one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste (In my and other ppls defence I can say that it IS pretty exciting when you get one, or even two reviewers!)
If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that when you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball...C&P (Yeah, obssesion is real...)
If you have your own little world, C&P ( No one really knows what is going on with this thing I call, crazy-unable-to-know-wazz-gonna-happen-next-surprise-box, (They call it my head)
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste ( Obssesed? Humph! I am WAAAAAAAY over obssesion, fanfiction IS my life now...)
If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann -- Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARRIBBEAN -- are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabteh, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YUR PROFILE!! ( Yeah well I have a major crush on Will though Bethy and him, were really made for each other... :()
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile. (Everyday baby, Everyday)
If you are antisocial sometimes, copy and paste (Sometimes?)
If you've ever danced around your first period classroom before the bell rang and everyone was at their lockers and acted like a fairy just for the heck of it, C&P this to your profile. (Ppl don't get close to me anymore...)
If you've reread Twilight over 10 times...C&P this into your profile. (Who haven't?)
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, C&P this into your pro. (Five minutes? Do you know how long my math period is? and my science period?)
92 percent of teenagers would die if Ambercrombie and Fitch told them it's not cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off. (What the heck is wrong with this world?!)
Most people would be offeneded if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?" (Lol! Why should I be offended? At least they noticed me!)
If whenever you see or hear the name Edward, you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, C&P this into your pro. (Edward AND Jacob! I can't just love one of them! I have enough space in my heart for both! And Lucky Me!!)
If you are so obsessed with Twilight it is NOT even funny anymore, C&P (Didn't I already mentioned that I am waaaaay over obssesion?!)
If you ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy this into your profile. (Yes! It happens! Even with beautiful, wonderful, happy, smart little girls like me!)
If you have ever run into a door, C&P (It really hurts...)
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, C&P (SLAP? What happened to KILL?)
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfiction, copy this into your pro (I'VE BEEN HERE SINCE 1 PM AND RIGHT NOW IT IS ALMOST 6 AM! (there is also this little fact that I have to wake up at 7 am to get ready for school!) THIS IS WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY Over obssesion to me!)
If people think you are mentally insane...copy this into your profile (Ppl are mentally insane, if they think I'm not mentally insane!)
If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile (No comments...)
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your pro (I don't run, I walk reeeeeeally fast)
If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! (What is there on me not to be proud of?)
If you have an odd sort of love/hate realationship with your computer, C&P (If I ever get a boyfriend don't tell him!!)
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, C&P! ( Geesh! I already said that I am proud of everything on, and in me! Why won't you people just buy it and leave me ALONE!)
If you have a friend that thinks Twilight it stupid and refuses to read it, C&P (Thank god that someone is normal to keep us all in tracks of reality...)
If you've ever walked into a doorway you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile (Yeah...)
My best friend is insane, if you agree or have an insane friend, copy and paste this on your pro. (I agree, I am insane myself, why wouldn't my friends be?)
If you think the kids should just stop chasing Lucky and leave the freakin' leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. (It's freaking annoying ppl!)
If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles, then copy and paste this into your profile. (Look one thing is acting childish another completely different thing is BEING a child!)
If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from Twilight, then copy this to your profile (Edward AND Jacob, ppl! Don't forget MY Jacob!)
If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste! (It's not my fault if it got on my way!)
If you have a problem with councelors, copy and paste!! (I just CAN'T stand them! They are always on her side...)
If you hear the voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste. (You can get pretty lunatic at tines)
If you think everyone's out of their minds (including yourself...but that's a given), copy and paste this to your profile (Yeah, yeaah, people are nuts)
93 percent of teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the seven percent that would ask "what was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Ivander Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001, HeartOfAgony, VampiressE12B, down.with.jacob, bibliocrazed, Shikiangel CerEbow, vampgirl8, crazedgirls, CarolineVampgirl15 (I just don't understand, some ppl were just born like that...)
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy and paste this into your profile (Come on! WHO THE HELL ISN'T?! I do believe vamps exist and I do want to become one someday!)
If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile ( Anime? IDK...)
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, C&P this into your profile ( Whoa! I always thought dentists were cool! Now their coolness has gone from 50 to 0... I am so not happy with that)
Valid Questions That I Want Answers For
1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
Steriotypes that MUST define me
Put the ones you are in Bold and add one to the list if you want.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
'Dream as if you’ll live forever… Live as if you die today.'
'Don't get mad; get sadistic.'
'Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?'((My Point!)
Common sense is the enemy of comedy.'
'Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.' (Oh Boy! If that's true I am the 21st century Picasso!)
'My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am.'
'Knowledge is power; power is the root of all evil. Therefore study to be evil.'
'I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!'
'Damn you; damn the broccoli; DAMN CANADA
'Boys don't fall for me; I trip them.'
'They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you stood there and yelled 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill many people.'
'There are very few problems that can not be solved using a large amount of explosives.'
'I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die'
'I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away.' (That's why I HATE therapists and I did have a power!)
'It is not enough to succeed; others must fail.' (Oh yeah)
'The devil sold his soul to Gaara.'
'You know what! Earth sucks, I’m going home.'
'Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity.'
'If you laugh I will laugh. If you cry I will cry and if you jump out a window I will laugh.'
'Why don't you slip into something more comfortable; like a coma?'
'What is this 'kindness' you speak of?'
'It’s all fun and games until someone gets a fork in the eye THEN IT'S EVEN FUNNIER!'
'Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep on talking.'
'These sunglasses sure make it hard to see in the dark but I refuse to take them off because I am an American!'
'I will call him George, hug him and love him and rub his fur the wrong way.'
'He who walks with wolves, learns to howl.'
'Of all the things I've ever wished that I know could never be, the thing I wish the most is that I wish I wasn't me. (yesssssssssssss Finally! Someone understands me! )
10 BEST QUOTES EVA!
1) Unless you've lived my life, don't judge me because you don't know, never have and never will know every little thing and detail about me.
2) Every story has an end, but in life every end is just a new beginning.
3) Life doesn't hurt until you think about, how many things have changed, who you've lost along the way, and how much of it was your fault.
4) When I saw you, I was afraid of meeting you. When I met you, I was afraid of kissing you. When I kissed you, I was afraid to love you. Now that I love you, I'm afraid of losing you.
5) Life is a game, go for it!
6) Its better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all .
7) It takes a minute to find someone special, and hour to appreciate them and a day to love them, but an entire lifetime to forget them.
Number your 12 fave Twilight characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Rosalie/Reneesme? Nuh uh...
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Uh... I'm not really what they call lesbian (not that I have something against it) so I am not attracted to woman, but to man victoria might be hot... I think...
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
James getting Jasper pregnant? ...is that even possible? Let me answer that, NO! But if it did...there would be much more drama than I could handle.
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Carlisle? No, not really...
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Edward and Rosalie? Hell No! Of course not!
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Alice and Carlisle? Ewww No!! He's like her "dad"! Alice and Esme? OMG! Even worse!
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Whoa?! Emmet, walking in on Edward and James having sex? I think he'd just mumble something about it being 'troublesome' and that they were 'out of their fucking minds' and go off while trying to repress the mental images, while being secretly scarred for eternity.
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
Jacob and Esme?! Well... okay, I'll try. - even if it does scar me mentally- Okay, here goes:
Esme is turned into a vampire while she is still alive by god-knows-who and she just walks around the world searching for a mate. When Esme meets jacob (centuries after she is tunered) she feels a connection with him, and Jacob automatically falls head-over-hells for her. Though Jacob thinks he has imprinted with her it's all a lie. After 95 years of being married and adopting two kids, Jacob finally imprints with a human called Jessica, who's friend Isabella fell for his son Edward. His other son, Jasper, falls in love with Sasha a stripper, that he met on a club. Jacob and Jessica get married, Sasha, and Jasper, and Isabella and Edward too. Sasha, and Jasper break up and year after their marriage, Jasper found out that Sasha cheated on him. Bella, and Edward + Jacob and Jessica, live hapily ever after. Jasper kills himmself after two years. Esme not being able to take that her husband left her, that her son killed herself, and that she will have to spend the rest of eternity alone, Esme Black kills herself.
Okay, how was that? Terrible I know! I sorry...
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
?? JASPER AND BELLA?? ?? I dunno... ??
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Emmet and James? For ever yours. lol!
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
You want Victoria to de-flower Bella? Holly Shit! No kidding? I have no fucking idea and it's getting pretty late so we'll just skip this one...
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet?
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
I dunno... One day maybe...
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Esme? Oh, this is far too easy. I think she'd scream 'Oh Lord!' or 'Meeaw!'. Lol!
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Jasper? I don't really know... Something like, '10 Miles Wide' by Escape The Fate or maybe 'Louder Than Thunder' by The Devil Wears Prada.
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Bella, Rosalie, and James? I'd go with Violence, and Sarcasam; Knives, Blood, and Fight, Truth and Dare Games, Insane Fits of Laughter; Profantity; and Jailbreaking!
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Esme on Edward... 'You better not be doing what I think you are doing, cause we both know that you-know-who is gonna get you-know-what on you-know-where, If that thought ever crosses you-know-who's mind.
19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
Reneesme describing an relationship between Edward and Jasper? Umm... 'Surprise, Surprise !' then walk away murmmuring something about 'disturbing'.
20) How emo is Seven?
Jasper? Emo? I don't think so... MAYBE...