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A Wolves Moon by Tinkerbella C reviews
Nessie is struggling to deal with her changing feelings for Jake when he disappears. Returning a year later he has gone feral and has forgotten his links to his pack, the Cullen's and Nessie. Can she help him remember who is he or has he changed forever?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 43 - Words: 168,475 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
The Neighbor: Anytime, Anyplace by artbeatsandlife reviews
A chance meeting turns into unbridled attraction and a month of hot days and even hotter nights. Can a relationship be founded on toe-curling, mind-blowing sensuality? AU/AH Jake & Bella. Rated M for epic, EPIC lemons, language, and adult situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 81,116 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Jacob, Bella
Stranger Than Fiction by MasenVixen reviews
Six years after Edward left, Bella's written a bestselling book about a girl and the vampire who loves her. Edward returns to her, hell-bent on recapturing the happily ever after that he destroyed. AU. Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 140,407 - Reviews: 8809 - Favs: 7,338 - Follows: 4,858 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Coward by SparklingTears reviews
/ONESHOT/It has been 3 months since Severus' one cursed insult tore the final thread of his friendship with Lily. Now he meets Lily, drunk, in the dead of the night and how could he possibly make her understand?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Unchanged by stothep reviews
What if . . . we all just pretend I didn't really write this, mmmkay?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Son of a Preacher Man by LaViePastiche reviews
The wild son of a famous televangelist, Jasper likes to love ‘em and leave ‘em. Will he meet his match in Bella, who’s in love with his sister’s boyfriend Edward? And what happens when Edward finally notices her? AH, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,838 - Reviews: 8171 - Favs: 4,612 - Follows: 2,957 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Complete
So Be It by SophiaAnne reviews
Happy Harry is here again, live and streaming right into where you live. Are you ready for me?” Will Bella Swan find out who's behind the sexy voice that has her all hot and bothered? BxE - AU/AH, OOC, Lemons and Language. Now revised and expanded.
Crossover - Pump Up The Volume & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,484 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Bella - Complete
Olympic Rain and Novocain by AddiCakes reviews
A waitress's pain, a bartender's secrets, & one fateful night. "The silken lilt flowing from his flawless lips envelopes her…soothes her…rocks her gently back and forth…until the tingly sensation fades into numbness. Numb. Like Novocain." AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 81,468 - Reviews: 1400 - Favs: 1,099 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Drama Queen by IllegalWL reviews
Jacob gives Bella a taste of her own medicine...One-shot. Rated M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
CinderWhattheHell a by Meltha reviews
During the trio’s wanderings in book seven, Ron gets Hermione to explain that disease-sounding Muggle fairy tale. Very mildly Ron-Hermione with slight Harry-Ginny undertones.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,753 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
Geek Love by SassenachWench reviews
Humor, romance, healing and rampant geekitude collide in this Edward & Bella love story. "A funny, quirky love story about two computer geeks whose playful friendship turns into something more." Chokin' the Rubber Chicken blog.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,776 - Reviews: 3166 - Favs: 2,750 - Follows: 1,289 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Messed My Panties by SassenachWench reviews
One-shot. Contest Entry for "The Most Shitteous Craptastic Cuddlecock Crack Contest 2009". I vomited a little as I wrote this. Seriously.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Camping is in Tents! by Chimaera2009 reviews
Renesmee, Jacob, Alice, Jasper, Emmett and Rosalie go on a camping trip and get caught in a snow storm. This story is rated M for VERY mature or immature, depending on your point-of-view, language and some serious lemonade.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,311 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Serendipitous Savior by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Jasper has a recurring nightmare of chasing a mysterious woman who is crying out for his help. When the opportunity presents itself in real life can he come to the rescue? "For the Love of Jasper" One-Shot Contest entry. AU, AH, Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,220 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Do You Remember? by LJ Summers reviews
A winner in the Sort of Beautiful Challenge, this is a story about unconditional love and the value of memory. Jacob and Bella have been married for about forty years when the Cullens want to visit for what is possibly the last time. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,420 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/2/2009 - [Bella, Jacob] - Complete
Only in Dreams by tuesdaymidnight reviews
One-Shot. She is the best friend of his daughter. He is the father of her best friend. Their attraction must remain unrecognized and unrequited. But that doesn’t mean their fantasies have to. AU, AH, OOC. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,489 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Alice, Charlie S. - Complete
Get Me to You by Chicklette reviews
Winner of Winter 2010 Indie! Pet names and Pop Tarts. Sunday mornings with Etta and Ella. Cibola. Candymouth. You finally realize the truth. What if it's too late? M for drinking, drug use, sex and effing language. ExBxJxAxEm/POV, AH, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,522 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 1,358 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Just One Day by SassenachWench reviews
For just one day every decade the Cullen family opens things up in the bedroom. Canon and non-canon pairings. No permanent splitting of canon couples. Very adult themes. Includes F/F slash in earlier chapters and M/M later. It earns its "M" rating!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,561 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bond by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3290 - Favs: 6,683 - Follows: 1,259 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete