Nia1D
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Joined 02-03-10, id: 2240975, Profile Updated: 10-30-11
Author has written 2 stories for iCarly, and New Girl.

Um hey there.

Im Nia, pronounced like knee- uh.

Im 14 years old.

I have a twitter, Nia1D if you want to follow. and you should.

Im kinda new to this 'Fanfiction' thing.

I never really got into writing untill now.

I love One Direction iCarly, Glee, New Girl, Awkward, Victorious, and Hannah Montana.

thats pretty much what ill write about, unless i think of a particulary good idea having nothing to do with any of those. which could be often.

Plant Love & Grow Peace.


Maybe I should tell you a little about myself here?

im different, not normal , but then again who is?

I wouldn't want to be anybody else. *que Selena Gomez here*

and its a damn good thing im not.

Sometimes I stop what Im doing just to belt out

lyrics to a song that is irrelevant to the world

very badly if i do say so myself.

Im a particularly thin girl, with fat girl problems.

Im taller than the average 14 year old. 5'9"

who wants to be average anyway? completely overrated.

I am obsessed with the word totes,

"Can you use it in a sentence?"

i am totes not awk.

I absolutely despise biology

why the fuck do we need to study living things?

study yourself.

that's what she said *giggles*

I ache to fall in love. for real

and not crush on a guy who wants nothing to do with you, for a year. long story.

The Halloweentown movies are the best movies ever.

except for the last one. Sara Paxton? please.

UNDERLINING THINGS IS COOL.

well thats pretty much it. im not that complex of a person.

unless you start talking to me


I'm a shipping monster. who do i ship?

Glee:

Rachel/Finn

Brittney/ Artie

Quinn/ Rachel

Puck/Rachel

iCarly:

Seddie, Sam/Freddie

Carly/Brad

New Girl:

Jess/Nick

Victorious:

Cat/Robbie

Tori/Jade

Tori/Beck

everything basically.

and the list just keeps getting bigger and bigger everyday...


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (If you're a girl)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (If you're a guy)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I’m ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. T_T
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. *turns into bat and flies away*

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. (Can we define Witch?)
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

If you're nice to me, than ill be nice to you, point blank.


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A One in a Millionth Chance by Old-Account223 reviews
Nellie is best friends with Kurt, who works as an editor of a popular fashion magazine. Blake is Kurt's personal assistant and friend, and Blake's roommate Blaine is a muscian who plays many gigs, but he decides to get a backup singer. This backup singer is Nellie. So, of course they're going to cross paths, right? This is a Klaine/Blellie fic, so it does involve people from TGP2
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,498 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
If Ever Things Were Different by dis0rderly reviews
Set in their Junior year, enter Nellie Vreeland, Blake Jordan, and Michael West. This is a series of one shots recurring around The Glee Project's three favourites. Mostly Blellie & Michellie. [2012]
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,108 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Complete
iWould Have Pounded Him Silly by OneHorseShay reviews
Carly couldn't realize how one stray comment and misjudgment of Freddie would change both their lives. Now he strives for a better life while she fights for their friendship and maybe his love again. Cat/Freddie vs. Creddie. Post iPwV, leading to iOMG.
Crossover - iCarly & Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 88,646 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Freddie B., Cat V.
Make Me Feel Good by CherishMimi reviews
She needed Tori to help her understand why her words made her feel so good. Jori.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,409 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Jade W., Tori V.
Imaginary Twins by gagewhitney reviews
Post-1x03. "You are not allowed to name our fake children."
New Girl - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/12/2011 - [Nick M., Jess D.] - Complete
Lemonade by DramaticStarlet reviews
Because Tori makes her lemonade from scratch. BeckTori.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 73 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Beck O., Tori V. - Complete
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Counting reviews
What I think should happen in 1x04. In which Jess sees Nick naked and Schmidt and Winston try to help them. Nick/Jess. Oneshot
New Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Nick M., Jess D. - Complete
The Little Things reviews
Because Sam always seemed to notice the little things about Freddie Benson. Short Seddie Drabble.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
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